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Grant Holt V2 wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:League points in this calendar year (promoted and relegated clubs taken out)

Manchester United 83
Manchester City 77
Everton 61
Chelsea 59
Arsenal 58
Tottenham Hotspur 56
Newcastle United 52
West Bromwich Albion 51
Swansea City 50
Fulham 49
Norwich City 47
Wigan Athletic 43
Stoke City 42
Sunderland 40
Liverpool 40
Aston Villa 30
Queens Park Rangers 27

Goes to show how far ahead the two Manchester clubs are really, and also how far Liverpool have fallen

Look at us up there above Stoke, Sunderland and Liverpool. Oh and Villa. THE GRASS GREENER NOW LAMBERT? IS IT GREENER NOW?

Looks pretty obsessive to me, #justsayin

Oh and listened to 606 yesterday and all the City fans were like "oh they shouldnt come and celebrate in front of the opposing fans, its inciting them."

No it isn't you utter fools. What are we neanderthals? CAN YOU NOT ACCEPT TEAMS SCORING AGAINST YOUR TEAM? IT'S NOT HARD TO THROW THINGS ONTO THE BLOODY PITCH AND CONTROL YOURSELVES. Frak IDIOTS, GROW UP

Quick Hero, get a head exploding smiley...

Don't worry about Lambert, Olly. Focus on Norwich. I know he deflowered you and then broke your heart, but you can do better. No, you will do better.

Deep down you feel like you can't replace him... The smile on his face, the glint in his eye, the cheeky long ball to Holty. But you will. Hold on, let time heal you. He has Benteke now. It will be ok, my friend.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Let it all out.

He has been inside you too long.

No I'm not annoyed about Lambert I'm annoyed about those imbicles who say "oh he is inciting the fans"

GROW UP! CONTROL YOURSELVES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

West Brom vs West Ham this week Azzy. Another v2 Euro Division derby!

So far I've had a draw vs Olly/Tooze, defeat to Nando, Viva, ZZZ, Trebs and Hero, and a win over Gregers.

Grant Holt V2 wrote:No I'm not annoyed about Lambert I'm annoyed about those imbicles who say "oh he is inciting the fans"

GROW UP! CONTROL YOURSELVES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

I'm a pretty mellow guy, and I have to laugh when I see how angry the fans get when a player dares to take a corner in front of them!

Olly, here watch this: https://youtu.be/NWk3S-racOU?t=20s

West Ham v Everton coming up in 2 weeks as well Sod

Yep, another tricky tie for us. Could have really done with 3 points or at least a draw yesterday but Diame went off and we fell to bits. Going to be a big miss for us now.

sodhat wrote:West Brom vs West Ham this week Azzy. Another v2 Euro Division derby!

So far I've had a draw vs Olly/Tooze, defeat to Nando, Viva, ZZZ, Trebs and Hero, and a win over Gregers.

So far I've had a draw against you, a loss to Gregers and WINS over NANDO, VIVA, ZZZ, TREBS AND HERO!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Azzy watch out on the 22nd. I'm coming to get my win at The Hawthornes

Olly Fact: The only time I've seen Norwich win away is at West Brom but I have seen draws at Spurs and Arsenal as well

Diame getting injured may mean that you don't lose him in Jan though.

Grant Holt V2 wrote:Oh and listened to 606 yesterday and all the City fans were like "oh they shouldnt come and celebrate in front of the opposing fans, its inciting them."

No it isn't you utter fools. What are we neanderthals? CAN YOU NOT ACCEPT TEAMS SCORING AGAINST YOUR TEAM? IT'S NOT HARD TO THROW THINGS ONTO THE BLOODY PITCH AND CONTROL YOURSELVES. Frak IDIOTS, GROW UP

Strangely enough I got the same from fans on facebook about it, and it was from a West Brom fan too!

sodhat wrote:Yep, another tricky tie for us. Could have really done with 3 points or at least a draw yesterday but Diame went off and we fell to bits. Going to be a big miss for us now.

We're missing Yacob, who I'd argue is more important to us than RVP is to United, Diame to West Ham or Wes Hoolahan to Norwich. I'm not confident about the Christmas period now

Oh and a draw vs Afro but that was more like a win cos we got dominated all game and nicked a last minute equaliser with like our only decent chance

BigFellasAfro wrote:Diame getting injured may mean that you don't lose him in Jan though.

Yeah, I guess, but I reckon he'll go in the summer instead. Still, we should get some money for him and turning a freebie into profit is never bad.

He is a top player though. Fits our style perfectly, and I'd be really sad to see him leave so fast. Not sure we have much to worry Everton. You look pretty well set up to deal with what we will throw at you.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:Yep, another tricky tie for us. Could have really done with 3 points or at least a draw yesterday but Diame went off and we fell to bits. Going to be a big miss for us now.

We're missing Yacob, who I'd argue is more important to us than RVP is to United, Diame to West Ham or Wes Hoolahan to Norwich. I'm not confident about the Christmas period now

Hoolahan picked up a knock in the Swansea game and is out for Tuesday and maybe longer #jonnyhowsontimeTSJ

This is what I got back regarding Rio:

Never want to see that in football but at the same time why was Rio instigating it by facing the Man City fans after Utd had scored screaming and grabbing his shirt? Couldn't happen to a nicer person. The fan should be banned and Rio should be punished.

Hero wrote:This is what I got back regarding Rio:

Never want to see that in football but at the same time why was Rio instigating it by facing the Man City fans after Utd had scored screaming and grabbing his shirt? Couldn't happen to a nicer person. The fan should be banned and Rio should be punished.

Tell that man he is a retarded man

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:Yep, another tricky tie for us. Could have really done with 3 points or at least a draw yesterday but Diame went off and we fell to bits. Going to be a big miss for us now.

We're missing Yacob, who I'd argue is more important to us than RVP is to United, Diame to West Ham or Wes Hoolahan to Norwich. I'm not confident about the Christmas period now

Hoolahan picked up a knock in the Swansea game and is out for Tuesday and maybe longer #jonnyhowsontimeTSJ

Yes! Underrated player.

On another Leeds United related topic, I see Becchio is up to 20 goals now.....

The Special Juan wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:Yep, another tricky tie for us. Could have really done with 3 points or at least a draw yesterday but Diame went off and we fell to bits. Going to be a big miss for us now.

We're missing Yacob, who I'd argue is more important to us than RVP is to United, Diame to West Ham or Wes Hoolahan to Norwich. I'm not confident about the Christmas period now

Hoolahan picked up a knock in the Swansea game and is out for Tuesday and maybe longer #jonnyhowsontimeTSJ

Yes! Underrated player.

On another Leeds United related topic, I see Becchio is up to 20 goals now.....

Howson is gonna be a top top player. Played on Saturday and he was class. Hopefully if he gets a run he proves himself more

Becchio is a class Championship striker. I'd like to see him get a shot in the Prem

Prepared to listen to offers for....
Montolivo (see Milito)
Balzaretti
Milito (Would have to be major)
Szalai

I was under the impression that the United celebrations took place in front of the United fans?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I was under the impression that the United celebrations took place in front of the United fans?

He was.

ladies

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I was under the impression that the United celebrations took place in front of the United fans?

He was.

So what the hell is the problem with Rio? The guy could have been blinded, there's no call for that.

To be fair, Rio is a knob

Whether Rio is a knob or not there is no need for that like Azzy said he could have been blinded.

There's banter and Frak stupidity.

Disappointed with you GSC thought you were better then that.

Hi Fan.

Who else saw Gary Neville start to laugh when the host said "it's a big but"?

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Chelsea
Everton
Fulham
Liverpool
Manchester City
Manchester United
Newcastle United
Norwich City
Queens Park Rangers
Reading
Southampton
Stoke City
Sunderland
Swansea City
Tottenham Hotspur
West Bromwich Albion
West Ham United
Wigan Athletic

Right got a little activity for us all to do.

I want you to pick one player from each Premier League side that you think is there best player, and I want a line for reasoning. Want to see people's opinions on this so please do it seriously!

Here are mine:

Arsenal - Mikel Arteta - Maybe a bit controversial but he is the man that controls the game from deep for Arsenal and when he has a bad game, Arsenal generally have a bad game.
Aston Villa - Ron Vlaar - The only good defender on the team, and he has single handedly won them points so far with his heroic displays. A real leader.
Chelsea - Juan Mata - Just pure class, the man is one of the best in the league and the best Chelsea have by far in my opinion.
Everton - Leighton Baines - Best left back in the country this season, offers a real attacking threat many cant handle and is a very solid defender also.
Fulham - Dimitar Berbatov - Tough one because they are very much a good team unti but Berbatov probably edges it.
Liverpool - Luis Suarez - He maybe be a kumquat but he is one heck of a player and too good for Liverpool really.
Manchester City - Carlos Tevez - Quite a few too choose from, but it is no coincedence that they pretty much won the league when he came back, he makes City tick with his workrate and creativity.
Manchester United - Robin Van Persie - The man whose goals will win Utd the title this season in my opinion, great player, best striker in the league.
Newcastle United - Yohan Cabaye - I don't think it's any coincedence that Newcastle's poor form has come since he has been injured. He offers great creative threat from midfield, very handy player.
Norwich City - Wes Hoolahan - Makes us tick. If he has a good game, we are such a threat, if he is off his game we struggle generally. Brilliant technical ability and vision.
Queens Park Rangers - Jamie Mackie - Underrated player, works like a trojan, only QPR player who really seems to want it. Nabs a few goals too.
Reading - Nicky Shorey - Slim pickings here, his set pieces are worth this slot.
Southampton - Adam Lallana - What a player this guy is by the way. Great two feet, very talented on the ball, offers a great threat on the wing or at CAM.
Stoke City - Robert Huth - A stone wall at the back, doesn't always get the credit he deserves, media tends to focus on English Shawcross more.
Sunderland - Steven Fletcher - The only one who seems to be able to score for em. Plays the target man role very well.
Swansea City - Michu - Guy is a goal machine, but also offers a physical threat and links the play up for the Swans. That directness Laudrup has installed into the team.
Tottenham Hotspur - Moussa Dembele - The guy is a beast in midfield, he will offer Spurs not only great attacking prowress but also defensive help.
West Bromwich Albion - Shane Long - Incredible work rate but is also a very handy player and finisher. To be honest could have been Yacob also.
West Ham United - Mohamed Diame - A very tough one, but he is a midfield beast and will be missed for the Hammers
Wigan Athletic - James McArthur - Underrated player, not many shining individuals but he is an important cog in the midfield.

Arsenal - The Diver
Chelsea - The English Racist
Liverpool - The Racist
Manchester City - The Scarface
Manchester United - Shrek
Tottenham Hotspur - The Welsh Guy

No.

Arsenal - Dylan
Aston Villa - Dylan
Chelsea - Dylan
Everton - Dylan
Fulham - Dylan

Will finish later

Morning all

Have a meeting from now until 1200, then lunch from 1230-1400. But will be back in the afternoon to check out results, update scorers pages, check lawyers offers, and make Nando a huge offer for Montolivo

I'm doing Lawyers now - Marky will put injuries up later on

Morning all.

Here's a small topic for debate;

Worst open goal misses you've seen?

I saw Fernando Torres' miss against Man U last season which made me think. I've got Kanu for WBA v Middlesbrough and Iwelumo for Scotland, both pretty terrible!

Sodhat, can you PM me two injuries for my side for the cup?

I'm doing the other 7 including your side for our game.

If you two are playing, do you want me to do both your injuries?

Yeah that would make more sense, cheers Afro

Marky
Christian Fuchs
Ignasi Miquel

Sod
Fernando Gago
Jake Livermore

Cheers.

Cup injuries up https://www.606v2.com/t36675-injuries#1644606

Worst open goal miss...

Rosenthal was bad. I remember one from Jon Dahl Tomasson that was more or less under the bar too.

Freddie Ljungberg vs Bolton was pretty bad tbf

Kanu's miss - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQG73v7X0U

Everyone may add their £1m participation bonus now. We will confirm those eligible for the tactics/votes bonuses shortly, so please don't add that cash yet.

Side note - at 12pm the TP limit hits £14m.

In surprising news ive managed to sell Nasri for 44,500 on fut

Fernando wrote:In surprising news ive managed to sell Nasri for 44,500 on fut

Don't forget about the 5% tax EA do on all outgoing transfers.