Euro Division Homepage XLVII

by **Afro** Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:23 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Teams in The Fan league, PM tactics to Sodhat and Marky , send votes to Hero and Trebs
Teams in the Cherries League, PM tactics to Hero and Trebs, send votes to Sodhat

CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble

Lawyers

FC Swag - Cherries

Fixtures

Bunga Bunga FC - Olly

Results

Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze

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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan[list][*]

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:43 am

No one at my office knows when my birthday is!

I usually give to the people in my department. For example, my boss did movember, and one of our plumbers left the other week and I gave to both of them, because I know and/or like them. But I don't actually think I have spoken more than a few words to either of these people!

by Gregers Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:45 am

Are injuries up for the cup?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:51 am

Same soddy, ill donate to my team and few other people I get on with. Other than that its a no no

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:51 am

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:02 pm

The poor Euro Division. It seems like everyone has left her now.

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:04 pm

Kudos that man

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21258729

by cherriesfna Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:12 pm

I'm still here

by cherriesfna Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:14 pm

Rename the division to sum thing cooler

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:14 pm

cherriesfna wrote:I'm still here

Right then. I'm off.

Joking, there is always room for cherries here.

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:15 pm

It's not going to be called the League of Swag or whatever you have in mind.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:18 pm

Swag cup lolol

by cherriesfna Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:27 pm

Euro division doesn't have the X factor about it,

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:30 pm

Ok, what would you name it if we gave you creative control?

by cherriesfna Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:33 pm

Turbocharged eurotastic division

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:35 pm

I reckon we'll file that away under 'maybe'

by cherriesfna Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:38 pm

Or explosive machine gun zombies, tanks, motorboat s and racing cars euro div

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:41 pm

Turbocharged eurotastic division

Can we rename it the: 606v2 ZebraCard Euro Premiership
OR how about: MurderInZidane'sLeague

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:42 pm

If one of you sends me a tenner you can be the primary sponsor for next season. I will share the tenner with the other runners, obviously.

by cherriesfna Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:43 pm

Deal,

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:47 pm

If you could be great at a single sport, what would you pick and why? And in a team sport, what position?

I can't make my mind up what I'd want to be awesome at.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:48 pm

Can I send 10p and have a share stake?

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:52 pm

It would be like 0.1% though.

by Marky Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:54 pm

sodhat wrote:If you could be great at a single sport, what would you pick and why? And in a team sport, what position?

I can't make my mind up what I'd want to be awesome at.

Decathlon.

by Marky Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:54 pm

Gregers wrote:Are injuries up for the cup?

No, but i'll do them now.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:57 pm

It would be like 0.1% though.

What % do I need to force a hostile takeover?

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:57 pm

Marky wrote:
sodhat wrote:If you could be great at a single sport, what would you pick and why? And in a team sport, what position?

I can't make my mind up what I'd want to be awesome at.

Decathlon.

Not sure whether that counts. Unless you're so good at a single event in the decathlon that it means you win while still being average at the rest of them.

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:58 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
It would be like 0.1% though.
What % do I need to force a hostile takeover?

I believe at 29.9%. That is the threshold where you have to make an offer for the remaining shares.

This takeover talk has hit the city though, and our shares are up to £50.00 each.

by Marky Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:59 pm

sodhat wrote:
Marky wrote:
sodhat wrote:If you could be great at a single sport, what would you pick and why? And in a team sport, what position?

I can't make my mind up what I'd want to be awesome at.

Decathlon.

Not sure whether that counts. Unless you're so good at a single event in the decathlon that it means you win while still being average at the rest of them.

It probably doesn't count, but if it does then it's one sport where you get to be great at all 10 events!

by Marky Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:59 pm

Cup Injuries up.

Deportivo la Chorizo have Eliseu and Sandro (ironically), Atalanta Falcons have Winston Reid and Artur Sobiech.

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:05 pm

Well I definitely come off worse there Whistle

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:10 pm

I believe at 29.9%. That is the threshold where you have to make an offer for the remaining shares.
This takeover talk has hit the city though, and our shares are up to £50.00 each.

I just checked with my guy who has a guy who knows the guy, your lying in order to put me off. Shares are still cheap. I require £2.99 worth to force a hostile takeover of the league.
I will then sell the television rights to a guy who knows a guy who works for a guy whose boss is the guy who knows the guy which will buy them.

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:12 pm

2.99 will position you to make an offer to cherries...but he is a tough negotiator. I hear he won't let shares go for any less than £12.93p

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:15 pm

2.99 will position you to make an offer to cherries...but he is a tough negotiator. I hear he won't let shares go for any less than £12.93p

Well ill offer him as follows:

Cherris, Ill offer you £2.99 + a Curly Wurly

by El Dios Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:16 pm

Who you got for me then...........

by GSC Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:18 pm

You can have my team

by El Dios Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:21 pm

Looks the best available was torn - but might have to have Spainish Bank from what I've been offered

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:23 pm

It's from Spanish Bank, Bunga Bunga, Total Juan Carrs, Bayern My Erch, or AHAAAA Alan Partridge FC.

Welcome though El Dios, we need new blood here!

by GSC Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:24 pm

It's not a bad team I just haven't had the will to juggle that and my project and dissertation

by Trebs Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:28 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
I believe at 29.9%. That is the threshold where you have to make an offer for the remaining shares.
This takeover talk has hit the city though, and our shares are up to £50.00 each.
I just checked with my guy who has a guy who knows the guy, your lying in order to put me off. Shares are still cheap. I require £2.99 worth to force a hostile takeover of the league.
I will then sell the television rights to a guy who knows a guy who works for a guy whose boss is the guy who knows the guy which will buy them.

Selling the TV Rights? Would that be various managers computer screens live as they react to transfer offers, results and such? Maybe exclusive interviews, giving thoughts on the results, deals etc.?

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:30 pm

24/7 webcam of each manager

It's the future

by Marky Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:34 pm

This is brilliant, if you've got 4 minutes and volume on your computer, have a watch and listen of this deadline day song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_f1N51Gv9c&feature=youtube_gdata_player

by cherriesfna Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:52 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
2.99 will position you to make an offer to cherries...but he is a tough negotiator. I hear he won't let shares go for any less than £12.93p

Well ill offer him as follows:

Cherris, Ill offer you £2.99 + a Curly Wurly

I dot like curly whirlys

by Trebs Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:57 pm

That is absolute quality Marky.

by Fernando Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:03 pm

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by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:08 pm

Selling the TV Rights? Would that be various managers computer screens live as they react to transfer offers, results and such? Maybe exclusive interviews, giving thoughts on the results, deals etc.?

Exactly. Would show manages making tough decisions like fighting a horse size duck or 100 duck size horses, live matchday results, apprentice show after uk watershed etc.

24/7 webcam of each manager

Cant do that, who wants to see Viva & Azzy together 24/7 ?
Say that, where are they?

by sodhat Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:11 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Selling the TV Rights? Would that be various managers computer screens live as they react to transfer offers, results and such? Maybe exclusive interviews, giving thoughts on the results, deals etc.?
Exactly. Would show manages making tough decisions like fighting a horse size duck or 100 duck size horses, live matchday results, apprentice show after uk watershed etc.

24/7 webcam of each manager
Cant do that, who wants to see Viva & Azzy together 24/7 ?
Say that, where are they?

I think they are in Paris together

I'd watch late night so I could see cherries cheating at Fifa

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:21 pm

Trebs, any luck with your bets last night??
Sunderland match cost me £30+ big ones on my main bet.
Had £2 on QPR win or draw, Newcastle win or draw, Stoke v Wigan BTTS & Sunderland v Swansea BTTS. was 15.something/1

All my other bets messed up. Watford, Swindon letting me down as well as Mackems being the main culprits.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:22 pm

I'd watch late night so I could see cherries cheating at Fifa

Cherries, as your the expert, whats the best way to make coins on FUT ??
If you dont know you not a FIFA GOD

by Trebs Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:26 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Trebs, any luck with your bets last night??
Sunderland match cost me £30+ big ones on my main bet.
Had £2 on QPR win or draw, Newcastle win or draw, Stoke v Wigan BTTS & Sunderland v Swansea BTTS. was 15.something/1

All my other bets messed up. Watford, Swindon letting me down as well as Mackems being the main culprits.

Only bet I did was a straight up fiver on Newcastle and Stoke to win at 5/1. Stoke throwing away their two goal lead cost me. Was a good shout on QPR to get something, I didn't believe it possible.

Went to the casino last night and won which caused me to get back from my night out with more money than I left with, so at least some positive came out of it.

by cherriesfna Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:32 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
I'd watch late night so I could see cherries cheating at Fifa

Cherries, as your the expert, whats the best way to make coins on FUT ??
If you dont know you not a FIFA GOD

Late night trading, Americans a idiots when It comes to fut, they sell cheap and buy expensive for sum reason,

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