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Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble FC Swag - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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Bayern My Erch - Fan[list][*]

No one at my office knows when my birthday is!

I usually give to the people in my department. For example, my boss did movember, and one of our plumbers left the other week and I gave to both of them, because I know and/or like them. But I don't actually think I have spoken more than a few words to either of these people!

Are injuries up for the cup?

Same soddy, ill donate to my team and few other people I get on with. Other than that its a no no

The poor Euro Division. It seems like everyone has left her now.

Kudos that man

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21258729

I'm still here

Rename the division to sum thing cooler

cherriesfna wrote:I'm still here

Right then. I'm off.

Joking, there is always room for cherries here.

It's not going to be called the League of Swag or whatever you have in mind.

Swag cup lolol

Euro division doesn't have the X factor about it,

Ok, what would you name it if we gave you creative control?

Turbocharged eurotastic division

I reckon we'll file that away under 'maybe'

Or explosive machine gun zombies, tanks, motorboat s and racing cars euro div

Turbocharged eurotastic division

Can we rename it the: 606v2 ZebraCard Euro Premiership
OR how about: MurderInZidane'sLeague

If one of you sends me a tenner you can be the primary sponsor for next season. I will share the tenner with the other runners, obviously.

Deal,

If you could be great at a single sport, what would you pick and why? And in a team sport, what position?

I can't make my mind up what I'd want to be awesome at.

Can I send 10p and have a share stake?

It would be like 0.1% though.

sodhat wrote:If you could be great at a single sport, what would you pick and why? And in a team sport, what position?

I can't make my mind up what I'd want to be awesome at.

Decathlon.

Gregers wrote:Are injuries up for the cup?

No, but i'll do them now.

It would be like 0.1% though.

What % do I need to force a hostile takeover?

Marky wrote:

sodhat wrote:If you could be great at a single sport, what would you pick and why? And in a team sport, what position?

I can't make my mind up what I'd want to be awesome at.

Decathlon.

Not sure whether that counts. Unless you're so good at a single event in the decathlon that it means you win while still being average at the rest of them.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

It would be like 0.1% though.

What % do I need to force a hostile takeover?

I believe at 29.9%. That is the threshold where you have to make an offer for the remaining shares.

This takeover talk has hit the city though, and our shares are up to £50.00 each.

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:

sodhat wrote:If you could be great at a single sport, what would you pick and why? And in a team sport, what position?

I can't make my mind up what I'd want to be awesome at.

Decathlon.

Not sure whether that counts. Unless you're so good at a single event in the decathlon that it means you win while still being average at the rest of them.

It probably doesn't count, but if it does then it's one sport where you get to be great at all 10 events!

Cup Injuries up.

Deportivo la Chorizo have Eliseu and Sandro (ironically), Atalanta Falcons have Winston Reid and Artur Sobiech.

Well I definitely come off worse there

I believe at 29.9%. That is the threshold where you have to make an offer for the remaining shares.
This takeover talk has hit the city though, and our shares are up to £50.00 each.

I just checked with my guy who has a guy who knows the guy, your lying in order to put me off. Shares are still cheap. I require £2.99 worth to force a hostile takeover of the league.
I will then sell the television rights to a guy who knows a guy who works for a guy whose boss is the guy who knows the guy which will buy them.

2.99 will position you to make an offer to cherries...but he is a tough negotiator. I hear he won't let shares go for any less than £12.93p

2.99 will position you to make an offer to cherries...but he is a tough negotiator. I hear he won't let shares go for any less than £12.93p

Well ill offer him as follows:

Cherris, Ill offer you £2.99 + a Curly Wurly

Who you got for me then...........

You can have my team

Looks the best available was torn - but might have to have Spainish Bank from what I've been offered

It's from Spanish Bank, Bunga Bunga, Total Juan Carrs, Bayern My Erch, or AHAAAA Alan Partridge FC.

Welcome though El Dios, we need new blood here!

It's not a bad team I just haven't had the will to juggle that and my project and dissertation

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

I believe at 29.9%. That is the threshold where you have to make an offer for the remaining shares.
This takeover talk has hit the city though, and our shares are up to £50.00 each.

I just checked with my guy who has a guy who knows the guy, your lying in order to put me off. Shares are still cheap. I require £2.99 worth to force a hostile takeover of the league.
I will then sell the television rights to a guy who knows a guy who works for a guy whose boss is the guy who knows the guy which will buy them.

Selling the TV Rights? Would that be various managers computer screens live as they react to transfer offers, results and such? Maybe exclusive interviews, giving thoughts on the results, deals etc.?

24/7 webcam of each manager

It's the future

This is brilliant, if you've got 4 minutes and volume on your computer, have a watch and listen of this deadline day song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_f1N51Gv9c&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

2.99 will position you to make an offer to cherries...but he is a tough negotiator. I hear he won't let shares go for any less than £12.93p

Well ill offer him as follows:

Cherris, Ill offer you £2.99 + a Curly Wurly

I dot like curly whirlys

That is absolute quality Marky.

Afternooooooooooooooooon

Selling the TV Rights? Would that be various managers computer screens live as they react to transfer offers, results and such? Maybe exclusive interviews, giving thoughts on the results, deals etc.?

Exactly. Would show manages making tough decisions like fighting a horse size duck or 100 duck size horses, live matchday results, apprentice show after uk watershed etc.

24/7 webcam of each manager

Cant do that, who wants to see Viva & Azzy together 24/7 ?
Say that, where are they?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Selling the TV Rights? Would that be various managers computer screens live as they react to transfer offers, results and such? Maybe exclusive interviews, giving thoughts on the results, deals etc.?

Exactly. Would show manages making tough decisions like fighting a horse size duck or 100 duck size horses, live matchday results, apprentice show after uk watershed etc.

24/7 webcam of each manager

Cant do that, who wants to see Viva & Azzy together 24/7 ?
Say that, where are they?

I think they are in Paris together

I'd watch late night so I could see cherries cheating at Fifa

Trebs, any luck with your bets last night??
Sunderland match cost me £30+ big ones on my main bet.
Had £2 on QPR win or draw, Newcastle win or draw, Stoke v Wigan BTTS & Sunderland v Swansea BTTS. was 15.something/1

All my other bets messed up. Watford, Swindon letting me down as well as Mackems being the main culprits.

I'd watch late night so I could see cherries cheating at Fifa

Cherries, as your the expert, whats the best way to make coins on FUT ??
If you dont know you not a FIFA GOD

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Trebs, any luck with your bets last night??
Sunderland match cost me £30+ big ones on my main bet.
Had £2 on QPR win or draw, Newcastle win or draw, Stoke v Wigan BTTS & Sunderland v Swansea BTTS. was 15.something/1

All my other bets messed up. Watford, Swindon letting me down as well as Mackems being the main culprits.

Only bet I did was a straight up fiver on Newcastle and Stoke to win at 5/1. Stoke throwing away their two goal lead cost me. Was a good shout on QPR to get something, I didn't believe it possible.

Went to the casino last night and won which caused me to get back from my night out with more money than I left with, so at least some positive came out of it.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

I'd watch late night so I could see cherries cheating at Fifa

Cherries, as your the expert, whats the best way to make coins on FUT ??
If you dont know you not a FIFA GOD

Late night trading, Americans a idiots when It comes to fut, they sell cheap and buy expensive for sum reason,