2013 version 2.0 Wales vs England bickering thread.

[Biltong]

First topic message reminder :

Carry on your bickering here.

I was going to summarise the previous thread, but going through a thousand posts and ultimately it ends on goats, sheep on your 18th brithday that hangs around longer than strippers doesn't say much for the rest of the content.

Enjoy.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Mysti, you were asking the other day for recommendations of which areas of Newport to visit: I forgot all about Bettws.

It's the best place to go if you want to see buses on fire (true story).

[Morgannwg]

I love Bettws. The community there has so much heart and sole.

Obviously apart from the ones who are eligible to get on the Jeremy Kyle show.

[SecretFly]

My missuses dad slept with your sister's alter ego and had a love child that my stepson isn't recognising as his!


Those kinda people, Morg?

[Morgannwg]

Yes Fly, people like Cyril in other words!

[SecretFly]

Ah, Cyril's a decent enough man when you compare him to Kyle's lot

...and his polygraph test results prove it.

[Sugarlump]

On awful places, I thought Bargoed was a dump, but the people were nice though which sadly degrades its crappypoopness

I think View said he wanted to fully dedicate himself to Grindr?

[Sugarlump]

Turns out View aint the only gay in the villiage!

[Cyril]

I love Bettws. The community there has so much heart and sole.

A butchers AND a fishmongers/cobblers? It certainly seems a well appointed community.

[gregortree]

I love Bettws. The community there has so much heart and sole.

Obviously apart from the ones who are eligible to get on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Yes, it has been devastating for these remote fishing ports.

[Scrumpy]

Why are we still waiting for one of the England coaching staff to say a nasty comment about Parisse being back for the game on Sunday?

I'm sure Wales would have said something by now.

[Jimpy]

Why are we still waiting for one of the England coaching staff to say a nasty comment about Parisse being back for the game on Sunday?

I'm sure Wales would have said something by now.

Nah, they're too lazy.

[Scrumpy]

I'm glad we don't try and do mind games like that welsh lot.

This is a Gentlemen's game after all

[RuggerBoy]

Mind games! Far too dangerous Victor.

If a Welshman did a Vulcan mind-meld with an Englishman, the poor Englishman's head would blow up - and that WOULD be ungentlemanly conduct.

[mystiroakey]

TBH mate I reakon you are allready one of them .. and without knowing your English side is coming out. Infact you have gone so English you are toff english

Rugger(toff name) boy(welsh boyo name)

[RuggerBoy]

You don't know nothing you don't mystiroakey.

I was called Ruggerboy from a very early age after Lewis Jones, a Wales international who used to play down on the Gower. He was the subject of a book "King of Rugger" (in 1958 I think). I was called "boy" by my uncles, who called every kid "boy" as in, "go and get me a fag, boy" (and don't you go making up anything English about the word "fag" either!

The name stuck, and is still with me. Toff indeed? Christ you remind me of my house master... oops!

[gregortree]

My grandad called me 'boy' and the moniker has also now passed to my only son, seeing as he is one boy amongst 3 sister.

[mystiroakey]

[Sugarlump]

RuggerBoy is defo better than BuggerRoy as that doesn't sound so good for poor Roy...

[gregortree]

...or from Capt Pugwash:

Roger the Cabin Boy........awash with double entendre

and the ship's master : Master Bates

[Sugarlump]

Seaman Stains was awash with something else

[Sugarlump]

Fnarr fnarr

[Luckless Pedestrian]

My grandad called me 'boy' and the moniker has also now passed to my only son, seeing as he is one boy amongst 3 sister.

Same as me.

[ScarletSpiderman]

My grandad called me 'boy' and the moniker has also now passed to my only son, seeing as he is one boy amongst 3 sister.

Same as me.

That must be a real pain in the rump! After all a brothers job is to threaten all would be suitors etc, so you must have been busy.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I've been really lucky, I get on well with all three of my brothers-in-law. But then none of them are English, so it was never going to be a problem.

[LondonTiger]

I've been really lucky, I get on well with all three of my brothers-in-law. But then none of them are English, so it was never going to be a problem.

That is because English brothers protect their sisters. Sadly Welsh brothers get beaten up by their sisters

[Luckless Pedestrian]

It's all true!

[ScarletSpiderman]

I've been really lucky, I get on well with all three of my brothers-in-law. But then none of them are English, so it was never going to be a problem.

That is because English brothers protect their sisters. Sadly Welsh brothers get beaten up by their sisters

That's because we are gents, and no matter how abusive a woman is we can't hit them back (even if they do look like blokes).

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

I've been really lucky, I get on well with all three of my brothers-in-law. But then none of them are English, so it was never going to be a problem.

That is because English brothers protect their sisters. Sadly Welsh brothers get beaten up by their sisters

That's because we are gents, and no matter how abusive a woman is we can't hit them back (even if they do look like blokes).

........and the blokes like woman

[Luckless Pedestrian]

You take that back!

[LondonTiger]

You take that back!

Seeing as Rhys Priestland won sexiest man in Wales in 2011 http://www.walesonline.co.uk/showbiz-and-lifestyle/showbiz/2011/10/08/the-sexiest-men-in-wales-2011-91466-29557298/11/ I think that is definitely taken back.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I'm surprised this thread's as quiet as it is...!

[Guest]

Is madge coming out to play?

[Taffineastbourne]

You can't help feeling sorry for them.Never kick a man when he's down unless your name is Healy!!

[gregortree]

Lull before the storm ? Keeping powder dry ? Any other clichés ?

[Biltong]

The storm is coming, better find shelter.

[mystiroakey]

Oh dear no trys for england.

Glad i was doing the mothers day dutys to be honest.

Sad performance. The welsh will be ripping us!

[Guest]

One eye on the future i bet Italy can not wait for England to come over next year, they have threatened a few times now surely a win on the cards next time?

[englandglory4ever]

How long will it take for the Welsh to get over England beating the ABs? It could outlast that feeling around Gwyndr or what ever his name was.

Can't really ever see the Welsh beating them even if the ABs had their bootlaces tied together.

[RuggerBoy]

Owain Glyndŵr you mean 'glory4ever.

No he's been dead for ages so I don't remember him but I was around last time we beat the AB's.

[mystiroakey]

I feel like we are waiting for a World cup final or something..


Will this game will be titanic, or will England just wipe the floor with this makeshift team

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Sorry, Mysti, but you're going to have to do better than that. Makeshift team?!

[Glas a du]

We have an INJURY CRISIS, remember?

[Luckless Pedestrian]

My short-term memory is terrible. The last rugby match I can remember is England beating the All Blacks.

[Glas a du]

The only match of note since 2003...

[gregortree]

The only match of note since 2003...

Glas, I also enjoyed the way a 'hopeless' but spirited England knocked Aus & France out of the 2007 RWC.
But your general point - I have to take it on the chin - England have not achieved much else.
I am much more hopeful for this young SL generation.

[Morgannwg]

So England get handed another lifeline with Ryan Jones being out. After having the ref's in their back pocket in every single game they don't need another lifeline. Tryless against Italy says it all. Wales by 20.

[Duty281]

So England get handed another lifeline with Ryan Jones being out. After having the ref's in their back pocket in every single game they don't need another lifeline. Tryless against Italy says it all. Wales by 20.

It's evened out with Ben Morgan being out. Wales 3-23 Ireland at HT, in the Millennium Stadium says it all.

[Morgannwg]

So who hasn't won a game since then? Says more about our performance than the merit's of Ireland really. If Howley had his damned selections correct from the first game we would be looking at back-to-back Slams should we win next week. So between now and then just don't buy a 2013 Grand Slam t-shirt.

[Breadvan]

If it is anything like the 2007 game, the t-shirts proclaiming the Wales win were on sale outside the MS as the crowd were leaving! Results t-shirts are sooo tacky....

[Scrumpy]

Is everyone forgetting that Wales have also looked awful this 6 nations, England's form has dipped since the 1st game Wales have just maintained their lacklustre style.

I hope the games a cracker but I can't see it being one.

Its been a dull 6 nations.

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