Euro Division Homepage LVIII

by **Afro** Wed 15 May 2013, 1:34 pm

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606V2 EURODivision

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Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 24th May

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Olly, send votes to Sodhat and GSC

Friday 24th May
Final League Game & Cup Final tactics in

Tuesday 28th May
votes for final games in

Wednesday 29th May
new lawyers posted
final results posted via live text
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window open

Tuesday 4th June
End of seasons lawyers posted

Wednesday 5th June
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window closes, results by end of that week depending on GSC

Tuesday 11th June
start of season 3, week 1
new lawyers and injuries posted

Friday 14th June
tactics for first league game due

Tuesday 25th June
TP increase to £27.5m

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

The German Team - Fan

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

UC Supremazia - Russ

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

Top Scorers

by sodhat Thu 16 May 2013, 11:20 am

And Green Street

How could you forget Green Street?

by **Afro** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:20 am

That has just reminded me Sod. Do you like Stereophonics at all?

Just downloaded their new album and I'm going to take a listen over the weekend.

I loved their early stuff, but lost interest around their third album. I'm hearing that the new album is going back to the early stuff, so I'm hopeful.

They used to get me through my hours of writing assignments, essays and dissertations at Uni

by GSC Thu 16 May 2013, 11:21 am

sodhat wrote:And Green Street

How could you forget Green Street?

Quite easily actually

by **Afro** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:23 am

GSC wrote:
Champions League finalists Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund are proof that clubs do not have to spend beyond their means to achieve success, according to Uefa president Michel Platini.

The head of European football's governing body said the German sides, who meet at Wembley stadium on 25 May, were an example for other clubs to follow.

"You don't have to make losses and shortfalls to be in the Champions League final. It's the proof that you can have a clean, virtuous, moral game that everyone wants," said Platini.

Dortmund yeah, but what a load of horse**** for Bayern

Bayern are very strictly spending within their means aren't they. They just make so much money that they have loads to spend

by sodhat Thu 16 May 2013, 11:23 am

BigFellasAfro wrote:That has just reminded me Sod. Do you like Stereophonics at all?

Just downloaded their new album and I'm going to take a listen over the weekend.

I loved their early stuff, but lost interest around their third album. I'm hearing that the new album is going back to the early stuff, so I'm hopeful.

They used to get me through my hours of writing assignments, essays and dissertations at Uni

I do like them, but I've not actually got a proper album by them. I just have the hits really.

It's funny you say the new stuff sounds like the older stuff, because I heard the new single on the radio not long ago and I thought how terrible it was, and how their early stuff was better!

Don't let that sway you though, I only heard the one song.

by GSC Thu 16 May 2013, 11:25 am

Hoeness ain't laughing

That said, FFP is just a way of keeping the elite in power. As seen by the inevitable summer mugging of Dortmund by bigger clubs. Platini can shove his morality up his ****

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 16 May 2013, 11:27 am

What celebrity have you been told you look like in the past?

David Villa count as a celeb? lol

by **Afro** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:28 am

sodhat wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:That has just reminded me Sod. Do you like Stereophonics at all?

Just downloaded their new album and I'm going to take a listen over the weekend.

I loved their early stuff, but lost interest around their third album. I'm hearing that the new album is going back to the early stuff, so I'm hopeful.

They used to get me through my hours of writing assignments, essays and dissertations at Uni

I do like them, but I've not actually got a proper album by them. I just have the hits really.

It's funny you say the new stuff sounds like the older stuff, because I heard the new single on the radio not long ago and I thought how terrible it was, and how their early stuff was better!

Don't let that sway you though, I only heard the one song.

I haven't heard any of it. Just downloaded it on hear say, so I have it now. I may just download P&C and WGA and go for the actual old stuff

by **Afro** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:31 am

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
What celebrity have you been told you look like in the past?

David Villa count as a celeb? lol

Funny, but Nick used to look like a really short version of David Villa

by sodhat Thu 16 May 2013, 11:32 am

You have to be very short to be called a "really short David Villa" too. He must have been funsize.

by **Afro** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:33 am

GSC wrote:Hoeness ain't

That said, FFP is just a way of keeping the elite in power. As seen by the inevitable summer mugging of Dortmund by bigger clubs. Platini can shove his morality up his ****

Completely agree with you here.

FFP would have worked before all of the money flooded the game. Now it just serves to make it harder for the poorer clubs to catch up.

Now if they decided to pool all of the cash and then split it evenly, that would be financial fair play

by Fernando Thu 16 May 2013, 11:34 am

Villa is like 5ft 9 maybe less

by **Afro** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:35 am

sodhat wrote:You have to be very short to be called a "really short David Villa" too. He must have been funsize.

He was really short. He needed a step ladder to be able to get up to his computer, just to post of here.

Shame ZZZ never met him because he would have had a good laugh at a really short version of himself (assuming ZZZ does look like Villa)

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 16 May 2013, 11:35 am

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
What celebrity have you been told you look like in the past?

David Villa count as a celeb? lol

Funny, but Nick used to look like a really short version of David Villa

Im a tall version

by sodhat Thu 16 May 2013, 11:42 am

On most of the internet people lie about their height, at least there is honesty here. I'm 5"10 or 11 depending on who's measuring.

by **Afro** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:45 am

I like to claim I'm 6 foot, but when I have been properly measured, I'm always half an inch too short. Essentially, I'm rounding up.

by Fernando Thu 16 May 2013, 11:46 am

im 6ft 3 and a half although most doctors just say 6ft 4 lazy bar stewards Laugh

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 16 May 2013, 11:47 am

I'm 8 ft 7"

by **Afro** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:50 am

I reckon height on here is like the lawyers, where everyone adds 20% and rounds up

by Fernando Thu 16 May 2013, 11:52 am

im really that height am build like Akinfenwa but taller Laugh

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 16 May 2013, 11:53 am

BigFellasAfro wrote:I reckon height on here is like the lawyers, where everyone adds 20% and rounds up

In that case I'm 10 ft 44"

by sodhat Thu 16 May 2013, 11:58 am

I'm not rounding up at all, I'm average height.

I come from a very short family so I look huge compared to them but not so much in regular sized society.

by GSC Thu 16 May 2013, 11:59 am

I'm about 5"10 I think

by GSC Thu 16 May 2013, 12:01 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
GSC wrote:Hoeness ain't

That said, FFP is just a way of keeping the elite in power. As seen by the inevitable summer mugging of Dortmund by bigger clubs. Platini can shove his morality up his ****

Completely agree with you here.

FFP would have worked before all of the money flooded the game. Now it just serves to make it harder for the poorer clubs to catch up.

Now if they decided to pool all of the cash and then split it evenly, that would be financial fair play

Aye, how is it fair and 'moral' when Bayern can buy up all the competitions best players and still have change. Sugar daddies is a better alternative than keeping the elite on top for me.

by Marky Thu 16 May 2013, 12:36 pm

sodhat wrote:What celebrity have you been told you look like in the past?

Jose Antonio Reyes. I don't see it myself.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 16 May 2013, 12:40 pm

Sugar daddies is a better alternative than keeping the elite on top for me.

I heard Cherries has a Sugar Daddy....... Whistle

by Fernando Thu 16 May 2013, 12:47 pm

Cherries is a pimp ( He deals with with the sexual needs of the mentally unstable + Marky)

by GSC Thu 16 May 2013, 12:50 pm

Fernando wrote:Cherries is a pimp ( He deals with with the sexual needs of the mentally unstable + Marky)

So the mentally unstable then Whistle

by Marky Thu 16 May 2013, 12:57 pm

Hyk Hyk

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 16 May 2013, 12:57 pm

GSC wrote:
Fernando wrote:Cherries is a pimp ( He deals with with the sexual needs of the mentally unstable + Marky)
So the mentally unstable then

So Cherries IS the Sugar Daddy then?

by Fernando Thu 16 May 2013, 2:43 pm

Anyone want to beat; Clement Grenier - £5.5m before i sell

by Guest Thu 16 May 2013, 2:50 pm

West Brom voted against FFP because our Chairman says it will only help the larger clubs. If he says so, I'll take his word for it.

by Marky Thu 16 May 2013, 3:00 pm

David Beckham announces his retirement from Professional Football.

by sodhat Thu 16 May 2013, 3:03 pm

Blatantly stealing Fergie's spotlight

by Guest Thu 16 May 2013, 3:08 pm

Marky wrote:David Beckham announces his retirement from Professional Football.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 16 May 2013, 3:15 pm

I'm only like 5ft 7in, the Mark Bunn of this place

by Guest Thu 16 May 2013, 3:25 pm

I'm 6ft 2in, I used to be 6ft 2 and 3/4 but since Uni I've shrunk by 3/4 of an inch Sad

by **Afro** Thu 16 May 2013, 3:30 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'm 6ft 2in, I used to be 6ft 2 and 3/4 but since Uni I've shrunk by 3/4 of an inch

It must just be colder in London

by Marky Thu 16 May 2013, 3:34 pm

As he's retired, best David Beckham goal?

I've narrowed it down to two, halfway line v Wimbledon and free-kick v Greece.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 16 May 2013, 3:36 pm

The free kick vs Greece still gives me a boner

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 16 May 2013, 3:37 pm

Considering making this filthy pace abuse team on FUT.

Spoiler:

Ive just lost my patience with pace abusing soloists I'm considering joining the dark side. What you think of the team??? EDIT: Its 100% Chemistry & all the work rates in midfield are balanced, that's why Grenier is in there incase you wondered why a 76 rated player is in it.

by sodhat Thu 16 May 2013, 3:39 pm

The penalty vs Argentina for me. Loved it.

by Guest Thu 16 May 2013, 3:43 pm

Tactics = sent Euro Division Homepage LVIII - Page 3 3559488474

Changed the format of them, hopefully it'll make it easier for people to understand my game plan rather than have to go through each player's instructions. That gets rather stale after a while.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 16 May 2013, 7:21 pm

Alan Stubbs now favourite to be next Everton manager

by Marky Thu 16 May 2013, 7:44 pm

Just played football for the first time in about 18 months for my work's 6 a side team.

#legsgone

Knew someone on the opposition side though, discounting the accidental kick/backheel to the forehead I gave him after he slide tackled me, my dirty tricks included grabbing his nipple when he backed into me, attempting to pull his shorts down while marking him at a corner, and treading on his heel so his boot comes off.

Considering phoning Roy Hodgson up and coming out of International retirement Cool

by GSC Thu 16 May 2013, 7:57 pm

Gus Poyet suspended by Brighton.

A PL side is going to hire him and be very disappointed.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 16 May 2013, 7:58 pm

Marky wrote:Just played football for the first time in about 18 months for my work's 6 a side team.

#legsgone

Knew someone on the opposition side though, discounting the accidental kick/backheel to the forehead I gave him after he slide tackled me, my dirty tricks included grabbing his nipple when he backed into me, attempting to pull his shorts down while marking him at a corner, and treading on his heel so his boot comes off.

Considering phoning Roy Hodgson up and coming out of International retirement

You sound like my type of footballer. Fancy a move to Bratwurst?

by Marky Thu 16 May 2013, 8:04 pm

Olly wrote:
Marky wrote:Just played football for the first time in about 18 months for my work's 6 a side team.

#legsgone

Knew someone on the opposition side though, discounting the accidental kick/backheel to the forehead I gave him after he slide tackled me, my dirty tricks included grabbing his nipple when he backed into me, attempting to pull his shorts down while marking him at a corner, and treading on his heel so his boot comes off.

Considering phoning Roy Hodgson up and coming out of International retirement

You sound like my type of footballer. Fancy a move to Bratwurst?

I would, but like Rio Ferdinand, I have a very specific training routine. To summarise, I had a beer with me while in the bath and I'm about to have another, and my premise is to not even train again until next time I'm needed, and even then, minutes before kick off.

by Russell_Elmo Thu 16 May 2013, 11:03 pm

tactics sent Smile

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:21 pm

Got em Russ Ok!

In transfer news WBA linked with signing Franco Di Santo as the replacement for on loan Romelu Lukaku. Sorry Azzy but that would be the worst replacement ever Laugh

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