Random Thoughts

Randy Orton's theme music should be a remake of 'Crazy Horses' by the Osmonds. The Viper stomping out to "Ran-dy Or-ton WAAH! WAAH!" is exactly what he needs to take it to the next level.


If the Miz and a returning Chris Jericho were to feud, it'd be kinda like the Undertaker v Undertaker match at Summerslam 94, wouldn't it? Hopefully they'll go to lock up, the lights will go out, a lightning bolt will hit the ring and when the lights come back on we're left with.......Mizicho! (And yes, the original plan for the Summerslam 94 match was exactly that )


Now that Michael Hayes is managing Tyson Kidd, they need to reform the Fabulous Freebirds. Get David Hart Smith in the Terry Gordy role and we're laughing. When Hayes was managing the Hardys they were talking about their look and Hayes said "We need denim man, tight denim". Bless him, he still thinks it's 1984. I'd mark out for a rendition of 'Badstreet' on RAW though.


If the Freebirds did reform, would John Cena play the role of ALL the Von Erichs?


So Vince is raging about Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer joining TNA, so much so that her potential place in the Hall of Fame is out the window. Reckon Triple H and Steph would have inducted her?


Now that Dolph Ziggler's got a new haircut, he should form a tag team with Cody Rhodes called the 'Created Wrestlers'. They should come out to CM Punk's music and have Kane's titantron video. And their entrance should be Tag Team #4.


Who's next? No it's not Goldberg, I meant who's next to be Vickie Guerrero's love interest? My money's on Kharma.


Speaking of Kharma, anyone else find her weirdly hot until she smiles? Man, if she could sort her teeth out.....


Remember when the Great Khali offered the Big Show a goat as a peace offering? Show should have levelled that goat with the knockout punch.


In fact, Big Show's knockout punch should be just that, he punches someone in the face whilst wearing a TNA Knockout as a glove. Except Miss Tessmacher, she's exempt for being absolutely stunning. Not that the other Knockouts aren't good looking but she's on a whole 'nother level. Man, I'd wear her as a glove........whut?

Haha, love the Randy Orton music suggestion.

I do fear that you have planted the seed of that song in my head now however and it will be a hard one to remove...

Oh wow, what a fantastic article!

Y2 this is amazing - Would love to see this every week perhaps and maybe include some more current situations aswell as others, if you have those thoughts of course!?

Y2 I like to think you hail from Parts Unknown

"I like the way you think but could never think the way you like"

Awesome thread

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
Now that Dolph Ziggler's got a new haircut, he should form a tag team with Cody Rhodes called the 'Created Wrestlers'. They should come out to CM Punk's music and have Kane's titantron video. And their entrance should be Tag Team #4.

That had me laughing for a good 5 minutes¬!

Mizicho or just The Jiz?

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:Now that Dolph Ziggler's got a new haircut, he should form a tag team with Cody Rhodes called the 'Created Wrestlers'. They should come out to CM Punk's music and have Kane's titantron video. And their entrance should be Tag Team #4.

Possibly the best random comment ever Had me laughing for quite a while. Great article Y2D2!!!