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Event: The great 606v2 meet up extravaganza
Date: Saturday 26 October 2013
Location: London
Venue: TBC, likely a sports bar
Time: 1900 onwards
Attending: Azzy + Viva + Sodhat + Marky + Nando (maybe), Olly, cherries others TBC

Season 1 Starts this week
Tactics due by 11.59pm on Friday 16th August

Tactics are sent to Olly

Votes are sent to sodhat. Votes must be in by 11:59pm on Monday of the appropriate gameweek.

The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
Bilbao - Afro
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
Southampton FC - Marky
PSV - GSC
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando
Top Scorers
Lille - Trebs



Glad t'be bach - Hero



FC Basel - cherriesfna



FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra



The Nodge - Olly



Fool 'em FC - Azzy

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Nah, just get them in & get results done. I want to know how many Ive lost by!
Has Trebs been about at all?

He's away, asked for someone else to do lawyers/injuries, done predos on his phone he said

TP Bid Page wrote:The TP limit will raise by £?m every week. The current limit is £10.0m

Afro, can you please update the TP Bid page to show how much the limit is & when it goes up & what it rises by as the above doesnt indicate. Thank you

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

TP Bid Page wrote:The TP limit will raise by £?m every week. The current limit is £10.0m

Afro, can you please update the TP Bid page to show how much the limit is & when it goes up & what it rises by as the above doesnt indicate. Thank you

Nothing to do with me ZZZ, I'm a manager, not a runner. I haven't got a clue what the limit is tbh, only that I think it goes up later today

There is still time to vote. I can either do them at kunch or this evening - what do you all prefer?

Hero saw this as an update to Ed Woodward's Wiki page:

"it is understood that while imposters were scuppering their Herrara bid he was busy on the phone sorting out manchester united with an official dildo sponsor so he could shove it up his arse."

 

A Man U fan on my Facebook thinks the only difference between Man U and Real Madrid is Bale and Ronaldo. Had to explain to him that;

Marcelo (+ Coentrao) > Evra, Ramos + Pepe > Rio + Vidic, Khedira > Cleverley, Alonso => Carrick, Isco > Kagawa, plus Bale and Ronaldo. Only battles Man U win is RVP > Benzema, maybe Rafael > Arbeloa and Rooney depends on where he plays.

Anyone agree/disagree?

Maybe closer between the CB pairings despite ages, but otherwise no.

The United fans on the transfer thread crack me up. Calling for Moyes to be sacked, Woodward to be sacked, everyone to be sacked. Soon enough they'll blow the stability they are founded on and be just another club like the rest of us if they carry on.

All you need is RVP to get injured in the next few weeks and their go into super crisis mode. 

Ent will tip them for Relagation & Liverpool for top 4 

sodhat wrote:Maybe closer between the CB pairings despite ages, but otherwise no.

The United fans on the transfer thread crack me up. Calling for Moyes to be sacked, Woodward to be sacked, everyone to be sacked. Soon enough they'll blow the stability they are founded on and be just another club like the rest of us if they carry on.

They'll be like Liverpool in 15 years time.

"We used to be the biggest club in the world", "We've won the league more than any other side", "15 years of hurt but this year is our year", and singing songs about former players because the current players are tripe.

I'm assuming everyone saw the Danny Welbeck to Tesco deal?

If not;

Spoiler:

No one needs to get sacked & we can cover for a short term injury to RVP. Fickle fans & panic. Ill admit I wasnt happy last night but that more to do with how extremely stupid we have looked over this summer transfer window.
Fellaini is better then Cleverly & will add what we need in midfield. Coentrao would of been nice but its not happening. Windows done now, Moyes needs to prove his worth on the pitch & delivery results.

One Everton fan on my twitter said get used to this from Dithering Dave.
Does he dither Afro? He sure has in this window & he & Woodward need to learn from it. Missing David Gill already!!

The United fans on the transfer thread were slating Coentrao. I have no idea why, he's a very good player. I think they consider anyone not already in the PL not good enough to be in the PL.

sodhat wrote:The United fans on the transfer thread were slating Coentrao. I have no idea why, he's a very good player. I think they consider anyone not already in the PL not good enough to be in the PL.

The Man U fan on my Facebook I alluded to earlier referred to Coentrao as a "Real Madrid reject". I asked how that's a bad thing when Real Madrid are better than Manchester United, hence the debate on their players.

I think we had one summer when he did his business early. The rest of the time, transfer dealings did often turn into a saga. When we signed Fellaini, we didn't know about it until about 10 o'clock the next morning, so you should consider that one as having been done early.

And remember when we thought we had signed Vadis Odjidja-Ofoe, only to find out it was all done too late.

Marky wrote:

sodhat wrote:The United fans on the transfer thread were slating Coentrao. I have no idea why, he's a very good player. I think they consider anyone not already in the PL not good enough to be in the PL.

The Man U fan on my Facebook I alluded to earlier referred to Coentrao as a "Real Madrid reject". I asked how that's a bad thing when Real Madrid are better than Manchester United, hence the debate on their players.

I don't get the mentality. So Real - richest club in the world - sell a player, it makes them a bad player because Real don't want them? I guess Arsenal should sell Ozil ASAP, Spurs need to ditch Soldado, Chelsea best get shot of Eto'o.

[quote="Marky"]

sodhat wrote:They'll be like Liverpool in 15 years time.

"We used to be the biggest club in the world", "We've won the league more than any other side", "15 years of hurt but this year is our year", and singing songs about former players because the current players are tripe.

Dear lord please tell me your not serious....

Who does the TP Bid page? Can it be updated please, I have no idea what the limit is how much or when it goes up.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Marky wrote:

sodhat wrote:They'll be like Liverpool in 15 years time.

"We used to be the biggest club in the world", "We've won the league more than any other side", "15 years of hurt but this year is our year", and singing songs about former players because the current players are tripe.

Dear lord please tell me your not serious....

Who does the TP Bid page? Can it be updated please, I have no idea what the limit is how much or when it goes up.

Oi! Learn to quote, I didn't write that.

I did say that some fans seem too eager to blow the stability you're famed for though. I'd keep an eye on that.

The TP limit is 12m

It will rise to 13m at 12pm today

Do any of the bookies offer odds on Fellaini breaking his leg playing for Belgium this week

What you changing your name to, Afro?

I had a dream involving various pretend managers, we all went to Viva's flat but it wasn't really a flat, more a bedsit.

Soddy wrote:I did say that some fans seem too eager to blow the stability you're famed for though. I'd keep an eye on that.

Sorry lol. Fickle fans, you get them everywhere. Im understand this is going to be a tough season & transition for us, to go from SAF & David Gill to Moyes & The Ghost has already shown differences. I can wait a season for a trophy as long as we play well this season, challenge & finish as high as possible. I will accept top 3, I would like 1st. 4th would be a failure in my eyes, not good enough.
Challenging & putting up a good fight is the most important thing, if we lose our league title to a team thats better than us fine. If we lose it due to us being poor that is not acceptable.

sodhat wrote:What you changing your name to, Afro?

Just that, Afro.

It's what I am known as anyway, so I'll just remove the reference to Fellaini and pretend I'm a big fan of that guy from X Factor a few years back

GSC wrote:The TP limit is 12m

It will rise to 13m at 12pm today

Thank GSC.

Any news on Lawyers? Trebs not been about has he.

I can't do them but if anyone else has the time to volunteer then they are welcome

This morning I seen an ant, it was desperately looking for food to store with Winter coming up. It was picking anything and everything even if it wasn't edible just so he has something. I then realised this ant reminds me of United. Didn't do his work in the summer months and now is panicking with the harsher winter approaching with no supplies.

Marky wrote:

sodhat wrote:Maybe closer between the CB pairings despite ages, but otherwise no.

The United fans on the transfer thread crack me up. Calling for Moyes to be sacked, Woodward to be sacked, everyone to be sacked. Soon enough they'll blow the stability they are founded on and be just another club like the rest of us if they carry on.

They'll be like Liverpool in 15 years time.

"We used to be the biggest club in the world", "We've won the league more than any other side", "15 years of hurt but this year is our year", and singing songs about former players because the current players are tripe.

To be fair, "Park, Park wherever you may be" still rings about in OT.

Viva's poetry corner

One of the most sung songs is still Cantona's isn't it?

The Special Juan wrote:To be fair, "Park, Park wherever you may be" still rings about in OT.

No it doesnt lol. On a rare occasion maybe as its funny, id expect to hear it against the scousers.

Will they be singing "Kagawa, Kagawa, wherever you may be" instead

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:To be fair, "Park, Park wherever you may be" still rings about in OT.

No it doesnt lol. On a rare occasion maybe as its funny, id expect to hear it against the scousers.

Maybe I'm wrong but I'm sure I heard it against Swansea. Either that or they have another song that has the same tune.

Right after they sing the Postman Pat song Afro

Love this tweet:

"James, Kings Lynn: "Fergie must biting his tongue, would he have signed Fellaini - never. Is Fellaini the answer to our problems - never. Upset beyond words... "

He may not have signed Fellaini, no. But he signed Djemba Djemba, Kleberson, Anderson and even played Alan Smith in midfield.

sodhat wrote:Love this tweet:

"James, Kings Lynn, via text: "Fergie must biting his tongue, would he have signed Fellaini - never. Is Fellaini the answer to our problems - never. Upset beyond words... "

He may not have signed Fellaini, no. But he signed Djemba Djemba, Kleberson, Anderson and even played Alan Smith in midfield.

How dare you, Alan Smith revolutionised modern football as we know it.

Kagawa is a myth created by our left wing government to mask the problems in our economy

I have to travel to Coventry in a suit

How likely am I to die?

Very as you may get swarmed as people in Coventry have never seen a suit before.

Why would you go to Coventry?

Even their own football club doesn't want to go to Coventry.

BigFellasAfro wrote:Will they be singing "Kagawa, Kagawa, wherever you may be" instead

Hope so!!! No one knows where he is! #FreeShinji

The Special Juan wrote:Maybe I'm wrong but I'm sure I heard it against Swansea. Either that or they have another song that has the same tune.

Sorry mate, im pretty sure it I didnt hear it against Swansea. You may of heard Come on David Moyes, Play like Fergies boys. We'll go wild wild wild, We'll go wild wild wild but I dont think that sounds much alike.

GSC wrote:I have to travel to Coventry in a suit

How likely am I to die?

They will think your a window saleman

GSC wrote:Kagawa is a myth created by our left wing government to mask the problems in our economy

Still trying hard to WUM huh?  

Bull you don't care remember

You won't die in Coventry, nothing will happen to you.

Do you live in Coventry, Viva?

Do you know our Government knew Coventry was going to be heavily bombed by the Germans in WW2 but had to let it happen to stop the Germans realising we'd cracked their codes?

sodhat wrote:Do you live in Coventry, Viva?

No but I was there in July and I didn't see anything to worry about but like all places they have a bad side and only an idiot would go there. Suits can work to your advantage people become obedient to a suit they listen a suit is very powerful.

Hero wrote:Do you know our Government knew Coventry was going to be heavily bombed by the Germans in WW2 but had to let it happen to stop the Germans realising we'd cracked their codes?

They were probably rubbing their hands with all the money they'd save on demolition though

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Frak Stark. I'M BATMAN!

Bull wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Frak Stark. I'M BATMAN!

lol yeah but all your gadgets are on your utility belt not built into your suit. What happens if you forget your belt?

Nando, you about? Thank for letting me know about the Gamestop GTAV pre order offer. Ive taken advantage. Went & bought 2 games off the list from CEX (Cheers Viva) for £18. So once GTA turns up, I send that envelope off & get refunded I will of padi a total of £22.95 for GTAV. So yeah, thank you!!  

Bull wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Frak Stark. I'M BATMAN!

You remember in The Dark Knight at the very start when Batman breaks up the Scarecrows drug deal and all these fake Batmans appear? That'd be you. Then real Batman would beat you up.