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by **Afro** Mon 02 Sep 2013, 3:06 pm

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606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Event: The great 606v2 meet up extravaganza
Date: Saturday 26 October 2013
Location: London
Venue: TBC, likely a sports bar
Time: 1900 onwards
Attending: Azzy + Viva + Sodhat + Marky + Nando (maybe), Olly, cherries others TBC

Season 1 Starts this week
Tactics due by 11.59pm on Friday 16th August

Tactics are sent to Olly

Votes are sent to sodhat. Votes must be in by 11:59pm on Monday of the appropriate gameweek.

The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers

Tactics

Bilbao - Afro

Injuries

Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat

Lawyers

Southampton FC - Marky

Fixtures/Results

PSV - GSC

Table

Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando
Top Scorers
Lille - Trebs

Glad t'be bach - Hero

FC Basel - cherriesfna

FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra

The Nodge - Olly

Fool 'em FC - Azzy

by sodhat Mon 09 Sep 2013, 11:32 am

Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:Mornin gayboys

Pats managed to scrape by Soddy, gonna take some time for Brady to gel and get his timings with his receivers. But my word did Amendola make some catches, god I hope he stays fit
Yeah, you know he won't though. He almost didn't even make half time! Sudfeld gave up a pick on poor Tommy too. Classic Bills though - just can't close it out.

Thought it was a bit harsh to bench Ridley for one fumble. He'd been playing well and picking up yards before that.

Impressed with Terrelle Pryor? He's my starter on Madden too and I'm sticking by him.
Haven't seen any of the Raiders/Colts game yet.

Ridley was doing well, but he fumbled on his first run as well but we recovered it, plus Vereen was great. It's funny watching Blount return kicks.

We need Gronk so badly
I wanted Vereen in fantasy because he can split out to receiver too.

Think you'll regret losing Welker. The Broncos offense looks ominous if they can add a running game.
Welker's bound to drop crucial passes in January, I'm not too worried. He can be replaced in our system.

By Amendola, possibly. But he's bound to be injured by October. If Welker drops passes, Manning can turn to Decker or Thomas. Tom Brady might as well be throwing to cardboard cut outs on the outside until Gronk is back.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 11:34 am

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:Mornin gayboys

Pats managed to scrape by Soddy, gonna take some time for Brady to gel and get his timings with his receivers. But my word did Amendola make some catches, god I hope he stays fit
Yeah, you know he won't though. He almost didn't even make half time! Sudfeld gave up a pick on poor Tommy too. Classic Bills though - just can't close it out.

Thought it was a bit harsh to bench Ridley for one fumble. He'd been playing well and picking up yards before that.

Impressed with Terrelle Pryor? He's my starter on Madden too and I'm sticking by him.
Haven't seen any of the Raiders/Colts game yet.

Ridley was doing well, but he fumbled on his first run as well but we recovered it, plus Vereen was great. It's funny watching Blount return kicks.

We need Gronk so badly
I wanted Vereen in fantasy because he can split out to receiver too.

Think you'll regret losing Welker. The Broncos offense looks ominous if they can add a running game.
Welker's bound to drop crucial passes in January, I'm not too worried. He can be replaced in our system.
By Amendola, possibly. But he's bound to be injured by October. If Welker drops passes, Manning can turn to Decker or Thomas. Tom Brady might as well be throwing to cardboard cut outs on the outside until Gronk is back.

EDELMAN

by FIFA Diva Mon 09 Sep 2013, 11:35 am

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:Morning Viva. Did you stay up and watch the first football Sunday of the year? I bet you did.

Did I tell you that I dreamt we went round your house?
Of course I did, I expected the Patriots to win a lot more comfortably than they did.

Haha no you didn't, was there any super gay moments between anyone?
Nothing out of the ordinary. You and ZZZ sharing a tender kiss as per usual.

Zidane no thanks.

by GSC Mon 09 Sep 2013, 11:35 am

Amendolas missed 20 games the last 2 season's. He's also not as good as Welker

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 11:43 am

Was well disappointed with Studfeld. He's now been downgraded to simple Sudfeld in my mind

by sodhat Mon 09 Sep 2013, 11:55 am

He's no safe hands Streater. Dude will be a beast for us and he seems to get on with Pryor's game too.

Where you at on Madden, Olly? Drafted anyone to take over from Tebow? I love running the QB wrap. It works way better than the read option and I crack off huge gains with Pryor.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:02 pm

I have managed to draft someone named Stallworth, he is decent, nothing special though.

My D is absolutely machine like though. Basically every game ends up 10-7 to me

by sodhat Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:06 pm

My D got roasted by the Pats in the divisional playoff, I lost 38-26. I'm shoring it up though, and I have added a pass rush from the interior of my 3-4 defense. Dude has 88 speed, going to be hard to stop.

Are you on All-Madden yet? I've not stepped up just yet. If I have it too easy this season I will.

by Marky Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:28 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Ridley. Vereen. Blount. Gronk. You lads are on the wind up

Azzy, did you see how well Dooback played in the Baseball? Made Cockbucket look like a poor man's Weinerfeel.

by Marky Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:29 pm

Olly wrote:My D is absolutely machine like though.

Arf Arf

by Marky Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:30 pm

sodhat wrote:My D got roasted by the Pats in the divisional playoff

Hyk Hyk

by **Hero** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:43 pm

Here's a tweet my immature mind found amusing yesterday:

Commentators dreaded Xl (past & present): Quim, Fanni, de Kock, Poopie, Fukal, Licka, Pinas, Stinka, Kuntz, Gash, Minge

by Marky Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:45 pm

Hero wrote:Here's a tweet my immature mind found amusing yesterday:

Commentators dreaded Xl (past & present): Quim, Fanni, de Kock, Poopie, Fukal, Licka, Pinas, Stinka, Kuntz, Gash, Minge

Excuse me while I visit transfermarkt.co.uk...

by Marky Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:47 pm

Ralf Minge is the current Bayer Leverkusen manager. Could be TV gold when they play Man U...

by **Hero** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:56 pm

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/daniel-munter/profil/spieler_273594.html

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/taleb-Muppet/profil/spieler_60761.html

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/olivier-de-man sausage/profil/spieler_9640.html

by **Afro** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:56 pm

What happens if I never vote? Do I just lose the £1m bonus each week?

The bit of the game that I lack the motivation to do.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 12:58 pm

Afro wrote:What happens if I never vote? Do I just lose the £1m bonus each week?

The bit of the game that I lack the motivation to do.

We set Bull on you

by sodhat Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:04 pm

You lose a goal for non-voting.

by **Afro** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:14 pm

I'm doing them now anyway Sad

by **Afro** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:32 pm

Votes sent, so please keep Bull in his cage

by FIFA Diva Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:35 pm

Azzy you got me really vexed. I burnt my tounge eating pasta, I bought peanuts instead of cashews. All because of you.

by FIFA Diva Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:36 pm

Afro wrote:What happens if I never vote? Do I just lose the £1m bonus each week?

The bit of the game that I lack the motivation to do.

If Azzy runs the league then nothing happens, he breaks rules time after time.

by **Hero** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:39 pm

Has Azzy made you sleep in the wet patch this weekend Viva?

by The Special Juan Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:45 pm

Hero you left out Matthias:

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/matthias-Kumquat/profil/spieler_59998.html

Bender twins too.

My favourite is Rod Fanni because both names are dirty.

by FIFA Diva Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:47 pm

Haha very funny Hero no azzy has been irritating me recently.

by **Afro** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:48 pm

What is your argument for not getting fired then? I can't see one with you being team leader on a task where nothing was submitted, a week after you were given a warning

by Marky Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:48 pm

My sister's wedding this weekend. Just ordered myself some Ghostbusters cufflinks, as you do.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300946827017&var=600141988970

by sodhat Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:49 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Haha very funny Hero no azzy has been irritating me recently.

Tell him to change the brand of condom then.

You may be allergic to latex.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:50 pm

Marky wrote:My sister's wedding this weekend. Just ordered myself some Ghostbusters cufflinks, as you do.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300946827017&var=600141988970

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by **Afro** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:50 pm

Joke of the day from Soddy

Laugh

by FIFA Diva Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:53 pm

Afro wrote:What is your argument for not getting fired then? I can't see one with you being team leader on a task where nothing was submitted, a week after you were given a warning

The task was posted after the deadline. As far as I know both teams handed in nothing but Azzy takes it out on me. There's so much I can do I told my team what to do and they ignored me. Azzy didn't even let me take anyone to the board roon.

by **Afro** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:54 pm

Why take your lead from the other team?

Your job was to lead your team and submit your own work, not follow the opposition

by FIFA Diva Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:56 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Haha very funny Hero no azzy has been irritating me recently.
Tell him to change the brand of condom then.

You may be allergic to latex.

We prefer to go bare.

by Marky Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:57 pm

The deadline was 9:30am. The team that won submitted theirs at 10:05am, the team that lost submitted nothing. No grounds for argument really.

by Marky Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:57 pm

Just got mentioned on TalkSport for agreeing with Alan McNee Euro Division Homepage LXIV - Page 12 3559488474

#famous

by FIFA Diva Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:58 pm

Fact is no team posted before the deadline. So Azzy can't accept the other teams presentation, Lord Sugar wouldn't. Azzy took the easy and wrong way out

by GSC Mon 09 Sep 2013, 1:59 pm

Cherries got fired too

by **Afro** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:00 pm

Even Lord Sugar would prefer something late, than nothing at all.

It's an interesting argument that submitting nothing is equal to submitting late

by Marky Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:00 pm

That's true, both team captains were fired for not submitting their entry. I think you'll find that my quick thinking got our submission in late and won us the task.

by Marky Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:01 pm

Afro wrote:Even Lord Sugar would prefer something late, than nothing at all.

It's an interesting argument that submitting nothing is equal to submitting late

"Better late than never"

by The Special Juan Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:03 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Haha very funny Hero no azzy has been irritating me recently.
Tell him to change the brand of condom then.

You may be allergic to latex.

That reminds me of The Simpsons when Grandpa picks up a condom wrapper off the street and says "Latex.... condo. Boy I'd like to live in one of those!"

by FIFA Diva Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:19 pm

Lord Sugar would never ever take in a task that was not on time. Where was the rest of my team? I asked them to do something, they ignored me. Why was I not given the chance to take two people in the boardroom?

by **Afro** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:24 pm

Lord Sugar is a business man, of course he would take something late over nothing at all picard

He would be angry with it being late and they would not get an easy ride (hence Cherries being sacked), but he would still put it above no submission at all.

Personally, I think Azzy got it spot on.

by GSC Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:25 pm

I do apologise Viva, I've been in London for the Gfs bday this week

by FIFA Diva Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:25 pm

It's over I lost, Azzy is right as always. Lets move on.

by sodhat Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:27 pm

Where did you go, GSC?

Please say you went to a Walkabout.

by FIFA Diva Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:36 pm

GSC wrote:I do apologise Viva, I've been in London for the Gfs bday this week

No need to apologise it's only a game. I don't blame you bailing out on us, Azzy's tasks make me feel like I'm back at school doing homework.

by sodhat Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:44 pm

I must say, you're really taking this sacking in your stride.

by **Afro** Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:54 pm

Olly should take a lesson from Viva's reaction and taking the sacking like a man.

by sodhat Mon 09 Sep 2013, 2:58 pm

Olly was legit hard done by last time Laugh

I think I dropped a bollock but got through on past work and level of contribution.

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