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Event: The great 606v2 meet up extravaganza
Date: Saturday 26 October 2013
Location: London
Venue: TBC, likely a sports bar
Time: 1900 onwards
Attending: Azzy + Viva + Sodhat + Marky + Nando (maybe), Olly, cherries others TBC

Season 1 Starts this week
Tactics due by 11.59pm on Friday 16th August

Tactics are sent to Olly

Votes are sent to sodhat. Votes must be in by 11:59pm on Monday of the appropriate gameweek.

The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
Bilbao - Afro
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
Southampton FC - Marky
PSV - GSC
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando
Top Scorers
Lille - Trebs



Glad t'be bach - Hero



FC Basel - cherriesfna



FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra



The Nodge - Olly



Fool 'em FC - Azzy

no problem ZZZ   i won't do it myself not a fan on GTA personally, If i do play just blow people's heads off.
Just saved myself 13 quid by buying my new 12 month xbox subcription as ran out today from some other place that isn't xbox £26.99

i don't like to pay more then i have to 

Yeah take off the suit Stark and what is he? Playboy and genius.

But take off the suits Bats and he is a Playboy, genius and martial arts Frak expert!


((You mean the "I'm not the one wearing hockey pads guys?))

P.s Did I mention he is BATMAN?

Bull wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Frak Stark. I'M BATMAN!

Bull you're possibly the weakest person on here you can't be Batman. If anyone is Batman it's Afro, I'm Bane or Hulk.

No problem Nick, I'll just go an buy it for 40 can't be bothered with all that long process.

Bruce Wayne isn't a genius though. He's smart, but not to Stark's level.

Yes, those guys. The ones the Joker gets and he's all like "Well why do you dress up like him?" and then he giggles.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Bull wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Frak Stark. I'M BATMAN!

Bull you're possibly the weakest person on here you can't be Batman.  If anyone is Batman it's Afro,  I'm Bane or Hulk.

No problem Nick, I'll just go an buy it for 40 can't be bothered with all that long process.

Azzy would definitely be Hulk.

Nice guy mostly, until he gets angry.

Nick is also an expert in Martial Arts that don't mean crap, Karate is a load of crap. It's all about mma and knocking people out.

I guess if I was a superhero, I'd be Thor.

Because I have a massive hammer.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Bull wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Frak Stark. I'M BATMAN!

Bull you're possibly the weakest person on here you can't be Batman.  If anyone is Batman it's Afro,  I'm Bane or Hulk.

No problem Nick, I'll just go an buy it for 40 can't be bothered with all that long process.

Azzy would definitely be Hulk.

Nice guy mostly, until he gets angry.

Bruce Banner turns into Hulk if someone is attempting to kill him Azzy turns into Hulk when he don't get his T.P

Nothing quite like Karma in life is there

Man rapes woman
Woman had HIV  

#Badtimes

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Bull wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Frak Stark. I'M BATMAN!

Bull you're possibly the weakest person on here you can't be Batman.  If anyone is Batman it's Afro,  I'm Bane or Hulk.

No problem Nick, I'll just go an buy it for 40 can't be bothered with all that long process.

Azzy would definitely be Hulk.

Nice guy mostly, until he gets angry.

Bruce Banner turns into Hulk if someone is attempting to kill him Azzy turns into Hulk when he don't get his T.P

Didn't you see The Avengers? He's always angry, just like Azzy.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:No problem Nick, I'll just go an buy it for 40 can't be bothered with all that long process.

But that long process could save you £25-£35. All you have to do is stick tow games in an envelope, post it then wait for your refund.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick is also an expert in Martial Arts that don't mean crap, Karate is a load of crap. It's all about mma and knocking people out.

Hey, I have Karate, bit of Judo & Wing Chun experience. Thats a decent selection.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Bull wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Frak Stark. I'M BATMAN!

Bull you're possibly the weakest person on here you can't be Batman.  If anyone is Batman it's Afro,  I'm Bane or Hulk.

No problem Nick, I'll just go an buy it for 40 can't be bothered with all that long process.

Azzy would definitely be Hulk.

Nice guy mostly, until he gets angry.

Bruce Banner turns into Hulk if someone is attempting to kill him Azzy turns into Hulk when he don't get his T.P

Or tells him he was a bit sly signing Reus and Kroos

10 sets of votes in, inc mine.

Will wait through the afternoon to see if the outstanding ones come in.

Mine will be in the next hour

sodhat wrote:Bruce Wayne isn't a genius though. He's smart, but not to Stark's level.

Yes, those guys. The ones the Joker gets and he's all like "Well why do you dress up like him?" and then he giggles.

Not a genius??

The guy beat the frak into Superman with Kryptonite gloves. How is that not genius?

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Bull wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Frak Stark. I'M BATMAN!

Bull you're possibly the weakest person on here you can't be Batman.  If anyone is Batman it's Afro,  I'm Bane or Hulk.

No problem Nick, I'll just go an buy it for 40 can't be bothered with all that long process.

Azzy would definitely be Hulk.

Nice guy mostly, until he gets angry.

Bruce Banner turns into Hulk if someone is attempting to kill him Azzy turns into Hulk when he don't get his T.P

Or tells him he was a bit sly signing Reus and Kroos

Hulk uses the anger to save the world Azzy quits the league.

Bull wrote:

sodhat wrote:Bruce Wayne isn't a genius though. He's smart, but not to Stark's level.

Yes, those guys. The ones the Joker gets and he's all like "Well why do you dress up like him?" and then he giggles.

Not a genius??

The guy beat the frak into Superman with Kryptonite gloves. How is that not genius?

Because he gets his stuff designed by Lucius Fox. Tony Stark created his own suit and kept himself alive with artificial energy.

Stark 1-0 Wayne

sodhat wrote:

Bull wrote:

sodhat wrote:Bruce Wayne isn't a genius though. He's smart, but not to Stark's level.

Yes, those guys. The ones the Joker gets and he's all like "Well why do you dress up like him?" and then he giggles.

Not a genius??

The guy beat the frak into Superman with Kryptonite gloves. How is that not genius?

Because he gets his stuff designed by Lucius Fox. Tony Stark created his own suit and kept himself alive with artificial energy.

Stark 1-0 Wayne

Stark gets to smash Gwyneth Paltrow, yeah she cries at the Oscars but she's better what Batman is smashing, wonky donkey eye Katie Holmes.
Stark 2-0 Wayne

He does pull a goal back by ending up with Anne Hathaway though.

Bruce is more strategic than Stark, Take off the suit and Stark is nothing in a fight. Bruce can defend himself as he is martial arts expert. Stark leans on the suit too much.

Also Stark is an bumhole.  

sodhat wrote:He does pull a goal back by ending up with Anne Hathaway though.

Yeah suppose, but only in 1/3 occasions. Stark has Paltrow 3/3.

Bull wrote:Bruce is more strategic than Stark, Take off the suit and Stark is nothing in a fight. Bruce can defend himself as he is martial arts expert. Stark leans on the suit too much.

Also Stark is an bumhole.    

No question, but you said he was a genius, where as Stark is a legit genius.

The obvious one, Tony Stark is IRONman, which sounds rock solid and hard as nails.

Bruce Wayne is BATman, which makes him sound like a furry blind rodent who eats flies

Stark 3-0 Wayne

Baka!

Ironman sounds like he sells fricking Iron's.

Batman is a name of fear and not to also say when he says "I'M BATMAN" makes him sound like a badass!

Bull wrote:Baka!

Ironman sounds like he sells fricking Iron's.

Batamn is a name of fear and not to also say when he says "I'M BATMAN" makes he sound like a badass!

Or a kinky sexual deviant

Whatever, stick to your poopie footy.

#Bull

Olly - I see nothing happened with Snodgrass to Celtic then

If the above image is Bull then who's this?

CF ???

That's definitely Viva

All but one set of votes in and I have a meeting at 1:30pm so I will likely be doing the results this evening.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Bull wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Viva wrote:suit is very powerful.

Sure is if its anything like Tony Stark's suit

Frak Stark. I'M BATMAN!

Bull you're possibly the weakest person on here you can't be Batman.  If anyone is Batman it's Afro,  I'm Bane or Hulk.

No problem Nick, I'll just go an buy it for 40 can't be bothered with all that long process.

Azzy would definitely be Hulk.

Nice guy mostly, until he gets angry.

Bruce Banner turns into Hulk if someone is attempting to kill him Azzy turns into Hulk when he don't get his T.P

Or tells him he was a bit sly signing Reus and Kroos

Hulk uses the anger to save the world Azzy quits the league.

I just at all this

Afro wrote:Olly - I see nothing happened with Snodgrass to Celtic then

You bloody WUM  

I've just spent 2 days re doing a driveway. Go off for chips to celebrate, come back, cat has done a sh1t on it already

Olly wrote:

Afro wrote:Olly - I see nothing happened with Snodgrass to Celtic then

You bloody WUM  

I was wondering last night if you had spotted that the Scottish transfer window had closed on Saturday

Olly doing nothing for the carnie stereotype there

Afro wrote:

Olly wrote:

Afro wrote:Olly - I see nothing happened with Snodgrass to Celtic then

You bloody WUM  

I was wondering last night if you had spotted that the Scottish transfer window had closed on Saturday

I'm not sure anybody cares enough about Scottish football to realise!

Celtic couldn't afford Lee Tomlin, let alone bloody Snodgrass

Olly wrote:

Afro wrote:Olly - I see nothing happened with Snodgrass to Celtic then

You bloody WUM  

I've just spent 2 days re doing a driveway. Go off for chips to celebrate, come back, cat has done a sh1t on it already

Chips to celebrate? Your wedding will be a hoot then.

"Please raise your cans of Fosters as the bride and groom cut the battered cod fillet."

At the wedding I'm going to on Saturday, the starter is leek + potato soup and the main is a big yorkie with bangers and mash in

And only a more expensive cod fillet, rather than a cheaper battered jumbo sausage, because Olly gets them free at work

Lee tomlin's manager said he could for for 15m next season on SSN.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

Afro wrote:Olly - I see nothing happened with Snodgrass to Celtic then

You bloody WUM  

I've just spent 2 days re doing a driveway. Go off for chips to celebrate, come back, cat has done a sh1t on it already

Chips to celebrate? Your wedding will be a hoot then.

"Please raise your cans of Fosters as the bride and groom cut the battered cod fillet."

Hey I get em for free man, don't be raining on my parade

Bull wrote:Lee tomlin's manager said he could for for 15m next season on SSN.

That was his chairman, who also made the comment with his tongue protruding from his cheek.

Afro wrote:And only a more expensive cod fillet, rather than a cheaper battered jumbo sausage, because Olly gets them free at work

We don't do jumbo sausages (I dunno why, I've suggested it to the Chinese man)

I am going to change my username to Azzy Mahmood Hates Victor Anichebe. I hate, hate, hate him.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I am going to change my username to Azzy Mahmood Hates Victor Anichebe. I hate, hate, hate him.

When I saw you were after him, I presumed it'd be a loan. Never in a million years did I think he'd become your record signing  

Anichebe is a shocking player.

WBA to go down!

YACOB TO LEAVE!

Olly wrote:

Afro wrote:And only a more expensive cod fillet, rather than a cheaper battered jumbo sausage, because Olly gets them free at work

We don't do jumbo sausages (I dunno why, I've suggested it to the Chinese man)

Maybe suggest it to your boss?

Asking Oriental strangers won't get it on the menu.

Soddy when are results you slacker

Be after work now, I don't have a solid half hour to do them. I only get a few minutes here and there to post snarky comments.

Bull wrote:Anichebe is a shocking player.

WBA to go down!

YACOB TO LEAVE!

Agreed. Agreed. I hope so, since he got injured last season he's been truly rubbish.