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Event: The great 606v2 meet up extravaganza
Date: Saturday 26 October 2013
Location: London
Venue: TBC, likely a sports bar
Time: 1900 onwards
Attending: Azzy + Viva + Sodhat + Marky + Nando (maybe), Olly, cherries others TBC

Season 1 Starts this week
Tactics due by 11.59pm on Friday 16th August

Tactics are sent to Olly

Votes are sent to sodhat. Votes must be in by 11:59pm on Monday of the appropriate gameweek.

The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
Bilbao - Afro
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
Southampton FC - Marky
PSV - GSC
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando
Top Scorers
Lille - Trebs



Glad t'be bach - Hero



FC Basel - cherriesfna



FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra



The Nodge - Olly



Fool 'em FC - Azzy

I think it's cos you slutted yourself out

You can't bring that up for everything

You goddamn Joey O'Brien lookalike

Teenage Dirtbags is the best compilation album EVER.

Olly wrote:You goddamn Joey O'Brien lookalike

Woah, that's a low blow. It's also not true, I don't think anyone is on his level.

Are you being sarcastic? I'm never sure with Afros dry humor.

On the shopping tasks, you get fined £50 for turning up late. You don't automatically lose

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:You goddamn Joey O'Brien lookalike

Woah, that's a low blow. It's also not true, I don't think anyone is on his level.

Leigh Griffiths says hello

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Are you being sarcastic?  I'm never sure with Afros dry humor.

You can never tell. I'm not always sure

Azzy Mahmood wrote:On the shopping tasks, you get fined £50 for turning up late. You don't automatically lose

Look what the cat dragged in. Hi Azzy, I'll be your eyes and ears from now on. I'll tell you who's slacking and who's working hard.

Pretty big cat to be dragging in a full grown man. Or a normal sized cat that's really worked out this summer.

Afro would make a good psychopath villain.

The cat is a lion, a lion can easily drag a full grown human.

Frak!ng massive cat flap you'd have to have

Have I told the story when I played against Luke Moore and Isiah Osborne (Not at the same time) That Osborne lad is a hooligan, if it wasn't for Football he would be slinging crack in Sutton Coldfield/Erdington.

Don't think so.

Did you school them both?

I was in year 7 when I played against Moore he was in year 10 he was too good for me and despite us both going to different schools who used to be massive rivals he gave me some tips. When he played against lads his own age he was on another level.

Me and Osborne are in same school year and we met in a cup game, I was 5,'6 at the time and he was at around 6'0. I felt like Keane I was all over him, my technical side may have been lacking but the heart and effort could not be faulted. We won 1-0. He didn't look like no premier league footballer to me.

Still doesn't beat my lad getting a 1-on-1 training session with Rio

Hero wrote:Still doesn't beat my lad getting a 1-on-1 training session with Rio

Training with Rio doesn't beat my nephew representing England and scoring twice in the Danone Cup at Wembley yesterday

Well, technically my wife's nephew....

Hero wrote:Still doesn't beat my lad getting a 1-on-1 training session with Rio

How is he getting on with the Football?

Hero wrote:Still doesn't beat my lad getting a 1-on-1 training session with Rio

How is he getting on with the Football?

He sounds a really promising player from what Hero says.

We'll have to keep in with Hero to get us our England tickets in the future

He sounds like he's all lined up to be the next John Bostock

Afro wrote:He sounds a really promising player from what Hero says.

We'll have to keep in with Hero to get us our England tickets in the future

Haha I can imagine 15 years from now we'll be debating whether Hero Jr is better than Wilshere.

He's Wilshere ++
First friendly of the season last weekend but he didn't have a great game in honesty, they did 7 a side rather than 5 a side which they should at his age and it took him aback a bit when it as usual at that age just descended into a scrum for the ball (which is very much the reason it shouldn't be 7 a side). 5 a side lows them to use their skill a lot more than just being the strongest that 7 a side seems to be.

Votes sent.

I'm not going to be able to vote, properly knackered and can't get on a laptop.

GSC wrote:I'm not going to be able to vote, properly knackered and can't get on a laptop.

If tactics don't go up to Monday then votes presumably are due Wednesday...

Will vote now but can we please get tactics up on Sunday this week?

Well I'm out all day Saturday at footie, and then have footie on Sunday morning, so it's gonna be afternoon at earliest I can get them up this week

Double save by the Physio in 89th minute   

Morning.
I broke my hand at indoor Footiethe other day, had an op yday & iI'm still in hospital, my twitter feed is quite documented. Won't be around for a day or two. Hoping to be discharged today at midday so I'll get tactics & votes done later, It will take some time as I only have one hand.
So annoyed, cant play the FIFA14 demo today, GTA next week & probs not even FIFA at end of the month as I'm in a cast for 4 weeks.

Won't do results till kunch so votes before then are still fine.

Hard luck there ZZZ. How did you break a hand though?

The crucial question ZZZ

Is it your playing the flute solo hand?

Tenner says he's ambidextrous in that regard

Real money or fake manager money?

Neither.

Think of it as a symbolic tenner.

Haha no Olly & Soddy's right lol.
Playing indoor, one side has netting which wasn't pinned down. So I've taken a man on, beat him for pace down the wing, went to crack a shot off & my right foot caught the netting, as I was shooting it sort of sprung back & launched me in the air, think I flew 4/5ft. So I came down, primarlly landed on my left hand little finger & one next to it, went over & banged my head. So I started feeling dizzy & sick with a hurting hand. I sat around for 20/30 mins still feeling dizzy & sick so the lads convinced me to go A&E. Got there, usual waiting then they said I'd broke my hand, the little finger & one next to it.
Had 5 x-rays as its a strange break, basically my two fingers have slipped down where the knuckle is, so I had to have an op yday to put them back in place then wires through to hold them there.
Should get discharged later today, got a check up next week then the wires should come out in 4 weeks.

As I said I'm gutted due to FIFA & GTA coming out. My sister is looking into if I have a case against the facilities where we play as the netting should be secure. I've missed 2 days work too so if I can I'm claiming, even tho I still get paid from work but hey ho why not?

and im back!

soory about lack of stuff, but doing lots of stuff last couple of weeks of summer

won my first ever bets

put a quid on 2-2 on chelthamn vs pompey

and a quid on this monster to score first


raked in a lovely £19.50

Morning

Hope you get better soon Nick xxx

Best football injury I saw when I played was the guy that was chasing the ball and ran into the doors, which then opened, and he disappeared through them.

Cheers Viva.
Ha, that's better than my superman act soddy

Nah, he never broke anything though, so you win.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24027052

New injuries and lawyers are up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24029055

sodhat wrote:Nah, he never broke anything though, so you win.

Winner winner chicken dinner

Can we add our £1m yet. I have a transfer target....

No, you may not.

Still need votes people!

Guy in the office across the hall can't get his phone to stop ringing. It is tickling me. He even answered it a few times and said "hello? hello?" and it just kept ringing. It's been about four minutes now.

Damn, he got it to stop. I really found it bizarrely funny. I might phone him on my phone and do the old 141 trick.

On the old phones where where you used to have a button under the receiver to hang up the call, our favourite trick was to cellotape it down on one of our colleagues phones and then keep ringing him.

Feel free to try that when he next leaves the office (unless you have the boring modern phones that don't have the button anymore)