Vegas Gameplan

Tomorrow night I'll be in bed for 9pm. Alarm set for 0145. Downstairs with the kettle boiling by 2am. Might as well have a pipe and slippers on the go. Back to bed as soon as its all done, a couple more hours then up to play football.

What's everyone else's plans? Long gone are my days of staying up right through the night drinking (post Englnad vs Scotland at Hamden Park) for a Lennox Fight. A pub local to me is selling tickets to this, God only knows what it'll be like in there.

Going out so probably having to stay up, too old for this. What time are we expecting the main event? Might have to watch the undercard in the morning.

Coming back from work at 6, knocking off and waking up at 11 to go to my mates house where we'll smoke sheesha, and eat, then after the fight shower, get ready for work and sit in front of the pc listening to SLAYER so I cant sleep until 630 and head off to work

Plan for me:

Watch the weigh in tonight online, followed by a decent sleep and lay in until around 10:00 tomorrow. Ill get up excited and will be dragged shopping with the missus to buy some tropical fish and also some clothes for our impending holiday in 2 weeks. Then we are off to the Stoke vs Man City game where i will be giving it large with some Tom Jones songs. Home for around 1800 ish....shower....comfy clothing....PIZZA ORDER (16INCH).

Missus will shop some more online whilst i watch Tele and read this site about the upcoming fights.

00:01 the missus will creep to bed at which point ill be twiddling my thumbs watching Tele Wee weeing around on laptop.

02:59 coffee poured extra strong, score cards out, laptop to tv via HDMI connected, phone set up for the "Fight Threat (Spoiler Alert)".

03:00-06:00 fight time. 06:25 ish back in bed until 10:00.

Up, mother in laws, roast dinner. Home, wash and dry my uniform for another week of work.

Boom.

"PIZZA ORDER (16INCH)."

Definitely a TRUSSMAN alt.

But that will last me the whole night and following breakfast.

Scottrff wrote:"PIZZA ORDER (16INCH)."

Definitely a TRUSSMAN alt.

No chance, did not mention any side orders.

Hahaha 16inch for me. Pepperoni and Jalapenos. Will eat one halve in evening then ill be bloated. Will eat a couple slices during the show....then when i wake up finish the rest.

Will get to sleep nice and early and wake up brightly at 3:00. Will then sit and watch Open University on BBC2 because I don't have boxnation and I never will.

I forgot you were one of our heroic just say no brotherhood super. Me, you, truss and Tina. We will have the channel on its knees within weeks.

I feel let down by the rest of the board, Jeff. A bunch of yes men and Warren apologists!

superflyweight wrote:I feel let down by the rest of the board, Jeff.  A bunch of yes men and Warren apologists!

Don't mention Warren super, makes our objections sound personal, which of course they are not, we are like UKIP denying our inherent racism.

I'm going to battle through without sleep, up at about 7.30 when my daughter comes to wake me up saying she wants to watch cartoons. Watch the football during the day as the weathers going to be dreadful here, catch the channel 5 card, Jazza Dickens hopefully giving Galahad a boxing lesson, the hit the playstation with several cups of coffee until 2am.

Superfly is scottish and you work in immigration. Ukip has nothing on you.

hampo171 wrote:I'm going to battle through without sleep, up at about 7.30 when my daughter comes to wake me up saying she wants to watch cartoons. Watch the football during the day as the weathers going to be dreadful here, catch the channel 5 card, Jazza Dickens hopefully giving Galahad a boxing lesson, the hit the playstation with several cups of coffee until 2am.

Hampo - why waste all that coffee, surely one cup of coffee will ruin it.

At a wedding do, staying over in a hotel, so will miss the whole thing.

I've given up drinking until Xmas while I try and cut my weight down so the only thing that will keep me going is coffee

Union Cane wrote:At a wedding do, staying over in a hotel, so will miss the whole thing.

Unless it's your wedding, that's no excuse.

Scottrff wrote:

Union Cane wrote:At a wedding do, staying over in a hotel, so will miss the whole thing.

Unless it's your wedding, that's no excuse.

Even if it's your wedding, its no excuse. and Hampo - it was a joke that went over your head and thus rendered unfunny

Ha, actually a good joke, but I missed it too.

Must be said though union, you have taken it with far more grace than Mr Rowley who threw a hissy fit when denied the Froch bute fight.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Scottrff wrote:

Union Cane wrote:At a wedding do, staying over in a hotel, so will miss the whole thing.

Unless it's your wedding, that's no excuse.

Even if it's your wedding, its no excuse. and Hampo - it was a joke that went over your head and thus rendered unfunny

Sorry mate, it's been a very long day 

The only good wedding I ever went to was my own and there were consequences to that too.

This fight is not worth me doing an all nighter for. No sleep messes me up too much these days. I'll pick it up somewhere on Sunday morning.

Drink some relentless - two of those and you can stay awake and alert till next weekend.

ShahenshahG wrote:Must be said though union, you have taken it with far more grace than Mr Rowley who threw a hissy fit when denied the Froch bute fight.

Am still not sure I am over that one Shah, at least I can make it to Groves but it is not really the same is it?

Na, theres a little zip to this but there was a thunderstorm brewing that night. Great build up and atmosphere.

I was in attendance for the Froch vs Bute fight (sorry Rowley) and the atmosphere was the finest ive ever seen in boxing and in football.

Epic night.

I'm going to watch it Sunday morning, can't handle the late nights anymore...

Finish work at midnight. Home for a few beers and a curry. Stay up (hopefully without dozing off) until the fight finishes around 6.30. Couple of hours sleep and then doing a charity 10k at 10am. Bad planning with the run and it means my pint intake during the fight will have to be kept in check.

mobilemaster8 wrote:I was in attendance for the Froch vs Bute fight (sorry Rowley) and the atmosphere was the finest ive ever seen in boxing and in football.

Epic night.

You can keep these things to yourself on occasion. Was at the Nottingham Arena for the Pascal fight, agree it is a hell of an atmosphere in there when it is packed out.

Go to bed at 10pm... get up at around 2:30am, walk round to my mates house. Couple of vodka-red bulls or an Irish coffee. Hopefully there'll be a couple of pizzas in the oven. A couple of nice beers (Sierra Nevada if the offy have any in) to drink during the fight. Watch the other guys all fall asleep on the sofa, cos they will have been drinking and playing playstation all night. After the fight's over, throw water over the snoring slobs and run out the door. Get into bed, get moaned at for smelling of beer and farting. Sleep until 9 or 10. Breakfast, coffee, go for a run. Read all the comments on here.

Just had a Relentless now I think I'll
WRITE BINARY ALL OVER MY WALL FOR MOST OF TONIGHT
take a break to see the weigh in
DEHYDRATE MYSELF SO I CAN MORE EASILY FIND A VEIN
FIND A PATTERN IN ALL THE NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS ON THE CIELING IN MY CELLAR
WORK OFF MY 1% EXCESS FAT SO I CAN MORE EASILY SLIP INTO MY NEIHBOUR'S HOUSE SO I CAN SEE WHERE SHE'S HIDING THE BODIES/GOLD
WAIT IN HER BASEMENT WHEN SHE GETS UP AND THEN ESCAPE WHEN NIGHTFALLS
PUT ON SOME CLOTHES ONCE I AM HOME ONCE AGAIN
EXPLAIN MY ALIBI TO THE POLICE
READ BACK ALL THE BINARY I'VE WRITTEN
COVER MYSELF IN TINFOIL SO THEY DON'T KNOW MY NEXT MOVE
VOMIT. EVERYTHING CONTAINS POISON
WRITE MORE BINARY
DO PULLUPS UNTIL COVERAGE STARTS
Settle down to watch the whole thing live with a lovely cuppa and some pizza while slicing my initials and date of birth into my arm with a stanley knife.

Looking forward to this weekend

LIVE FEED OF MY BEDROOM

John Bloody Wayne wrote:LIVE FEED OF MY BEDROOM

Welcome to the board Josef Fritzl - please let your sex slave go

Absolutely not.

John Bloody Wayne wrote:Absolutely not.

*Puts net away and drives away from JBW's house*

Guess i'll have to get my own.

This fight is HUGE. MAJOR undercard fight so real UK BOXING fans need to stay up and catch the whole show.

YDKSAB wrote:This fight is HUGE. MAJOR undercard fight so real UK BOXING fans need to stay up and catch the whole show.

I get the feeling we have been graced with the presence of the Macho Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK7J0jYKpiY

ShahenshahG wrote:

YDKSAB wrote:This fight is HUGE. MAJOR undercard fight so real UK BOXING fans need to stay up and catch the whole show.

I get the feeling we have been graced with the presence of the Macho Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK7J0jYKpiY

Macho Man Randy Savage is dead bro.

YDKSAB wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

YDKSAB wrote:This fight is HUGE. MAJOR undercard fight so real UK BOXING fans need to stay up and catch the whole show.

I get the feeling we have been graced with the presence of the Macho Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK7J0jYKpiY

Macho Man Randy Savage is dead bro.

Its called childs play 7 - where a macho man doll comes to life and says YDKSAB for I am the BIGGEST mayweather FAN in the WORLD.... (PIISS off CLARKSON)

ShahenshahG wrote:

YDKSAB wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

YDKSAB wrote:This fight is HUGE. MAJOR undercard fight so real UK BOXING fans need to stay up and catch the whole show.

I get the feeling we have been graced with the presence of the Macho Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK7J0jYKpiY

Macho Man Randy Savage is dead bro.

Its called childs play 7 - where a macho man doll comes to life and says YDKSAB for I am the BIGGEST mayweather FAN in the WORLD.... (PIISS off CLARKSON)

Sheeeettt, you crazy bro.

Jeff I'll never pay for it either. Mainly because my mate does so I go and watch it for free. Who needs money saving expert?

Easy for you spencer. I haven't got any friends

My Wife has friends...But unfortunately none of them will be watching mayweather...

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:My Wife has friends...But unfortunately none of them will be watching mayweather...

They only watch competitive fights???

No they all think I'm a classless common Yankie punk........ who doesn't know a cabernet from a merlot.......

They're wrong ..........you can't hang your clothes up in a Merlot !!!

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:No they all think I'm a classless common Yankie punk........ who doesn't know a cabernet from a merlot.......

They're wrong ..........you can't hang your clothes up in a Merlot !!!

I use my cabernet for filing. What type of clothes are you filing?

Rowley wrote:

mobilemaster8 wrote:I was in attendance for the Froch vs Bute fight (sorry Rowley) and the atmosphere was the finest ive ever seen in boxing and in football.

Epic night.

You can keep these things to yourself on occasion. Was at the Nottingham Arena for the Pascal fight, agree it is a hell of an atmosphere in there when it is packed out.

Yet neither of you bought me a beer.

John Bloody Wayne wrote:Just had a Relentless now I think I'll
WRITE BINARY ALL OVER MY WALL FOR MOST OF TONIGHT
take a break to see the weigh in
DEHYDRATE MYSELF SO I CAN MORE EASILY FIND A VEIN
FIND A PATTERN IN ALL THE NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS ON THE CIELING IN MY CELLAR
WORK OFF MY 1% EXCESS FAT SO I CAN MORE EASILY SLIP INTO MY NEIHBOUR'S HOUSE SO I CAN SEE WHERE SHE'S HIDING THE BODIES/GOLD
WAIT IN HER BASEMENT WHEN SHE GETS UP AND THEN ESCAPE WHEN NIGHTFALLS
PUT ON SOME CLOTHES ONCE I AM HOME ONCE AGAIN
EXPLAIN MY ALIBI TO THE POLICE
READ BACK ALL THE BINARY I'VE WRITTEN
COVER MYSELF IN TINFOIL SO THEY DON'T KNOW MY NEXT MOVE
VOMIT. EVERYTHING CONTAINS POISON
WRITE MORE BINARY
DO PULLUPS UNTIL COVERAGE STARTS
Settle down to watch the whole thing live with a lovely cuppa and some pizza while slicing my initials and date of birth into my arm with a stanley knife.

Looking forward to this weekend

Sorry, how has nobody recognised that was the greatest post ever?

AlexHuckerby wrote:

John Bloody Wayne wrote:Just had a Relentless now I think I'll
WRITE BINARY ALL OVER MY WALL FOR MOST OF TONIGHT
take a break to see the weigh in
DEHYDRATE MYSELF SO I CAN MORE EASILY FIND A VEIN
FIND A PATTERN IN ALL THE NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS ON THE CIELING IN MY CELLAR
WORK OFF MY 1% EXCESS FAT SO I CAN MORE EASILY SLIP INTO MY NEIHBOUR'S HOUSE SO I CAN SEE WHERE SHE'S HIDING THE BODIES/GOLD
WAIT IN HER BASEMENT WHEN SHE GETS UP AND THEN ESCAPE WHEN NIGHTFALLS
PUT ON SOME CLOTHES ONCE I AM HOME ONCE AGAIN
EXPLAIN MY ALIBI TO THE POLICE
READ BACK ALL THE BINARY I'VE WRITTEN
COVER MYSELF IN TINFOIL SO THEY DON'T KNOW MY NEXT MOVE
VOMIT. EVERYTHING CONTAINS POISON
WRITE MORE BINARY
DO PULLUPS UNTIL COVERAGE STARTS
Settle down to watch the whole thing live with a lovely cuppa and some pizza while slicing my initials and date of birth into my arm with a stanley knife.

Looking forward to this weekend

Sorry, how has nobody recognised that was the greatest post ever?

*waves papers*

Superb