Euro Division LXVII

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The Enrique & J from 5ive League
 
FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
 
Bilbao - Afro
 
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
 
Southampton FC - Marky
 
PSV - CF
 
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando                                                                              
 
Lille - Trebs
 
Glad t'be bach - Hero
 
FC Basel - Viva
 
FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra
 
The Nodge - Olly
 
Fool 'em FC - Azzy

Or you'll have your heartbroken and be listening to Always by Bon Jovi every single night on repeat crying your self to sleep.

Morning all

And I have to agree with Viva

England surprised me with how direct and competent they looked. Apart from the Walcott game against Croatia, it might be Euro 96 against Germany was the last time they looked so good

Poor opposition though.

How many people still need to vote? And has CF done his full reasons yet? It doesn't take long.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Or you'll have your heartbroken and be listening to Always by Bon Jovi every single night on repeat crying your self to sleep.

Yeah, I think we're all man enough to admit we've done this  

Also I see Serge Gnabry went up to £1.8m on Friday...

This league oozes class when it comes to women issues.

Voting is open until midnight and I count three in so far. I expect the usual rush around 8pm though, no biggie.

Three

Got a new browser at work. IE 10.

It does seem that all they've actually done is update the scroll bar at the side to look more modern.

I'll be getting my votes in later.  

This is the greatest league ever made I've never seen another league that has such a variety of topics on the main page.

I can't think of a single topic we've not covered actually, the British Library should just preserve our league pages as the historical record of humanity.

Have we covered the theories of creationism vs the big bang (and other scientific explanations)?

We must have. Maybe on the old 606 though. Though having seen Prometheus, I am in no doubt as to where humans came from.

Would the British Library have room for us?

We are on homepage 67, and that is just on 606v2

sodhat wrote:Have we covered the theories of creationism vs the big bang (and other scientific explanations)?

Pineapplehead covered that one for us I think

Okay, here's a topic for discussion:

Would you do the good deed with an android? Say they look as real as Data from Star Trek, but lady-fied. And were programmed with 100% submission and with the kama sutra as their basic programming.

Who apart from Bull is turning down freaky droid sex?

I don't get the Star Trek reference though. Nerd.

My wife is a Trekkie. Deal with it.

I saw a film once, was it Western World? Or something. It was basically a theme park with androids that would do the deed with you, only people started dying. Turns out dem androids were being naughty and killing people!

Like I normally do with new technology I always wait for the second or third batch as the first always has an issue.  Big difference having your phone overheating and having your man sausage ripped apart when the robot glitches.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Like I normally do with new technology I always wait for the second or third batch as the first always has an issue.  Big difference having your phone overheating and having your man sausage ripped apart when the robot glitches.

Surely they'd make the droids safe so that any area that you're going to stick it is completely sharp-edge free, and non-collapsing.

The only way you get it severed is if you stick it in a naughty area you aren't supposed to.

Morning.
Will get votes in later.
Are lawyers & injuries today??

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Like I normally do with new technology I always wait for the second or third batch as the first always has an issue.  Big difference having your phone overheating and having your man sausage ripped apart when the robot glitches.

Surely they'd make the droids safe so that any area that you're going to stick it is completely sharp-edge free, and non-collapsing.

The only way you get it severed is if you stick it in a naughty area you aren't supposed to.

That's why he's sweating on it

What game shall we play today lads?

Injuries are up. lawyers imminently

Afro wrote:Injuries are up. lawyers imminently

OK, i can still accept/reject last weeks ones as there still up yes?

if your quick ZZZ

If you do it now, yes.

That is why I gave the warning...

New lawyers are up

cheers guys

  Should i sell Vidic for 15m im thinking yes  

anyone want to beat these:
Michael Carrick - £11m
Jan Kirchhoff - £4m

Neymar lawyer, thats got to be tempting viva. Lot of cash there to sort your team out.

Well done Affers

Okay, I am open to offers for Pirlo, but I need to get at least £12m for him. A p/ex has to have at least £6m in cash as well.

Tis Trebs who gets the credit. I just posted them up.

The IPhone was supposed to be safe but didn't a couple explode.  GTA when it was released had a lot of issues like online and the Android app still not completed. Technology is never 100 percent safe especially if you're sticking your Winkle in it. 

Nick are you in a GTA online gang?  I played it first time yesterday and it's not as good as I expected it, not enough people on my map, I've done a mission and it seems like it'll just be repetitive or is there an actual story to online missions?

Luis Muriel now available for tm price of 12.5m - good future money earner tbh

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick are you in a GTA online gang?  I played it first time yesterday and it's not as good as I expected it, not enough people on my map, I've done a mission and it seems like it'll just be repetitive or is there an actual story to online missions?

Ive played online mate, I'm not in a crew. PS3 has had some issues I think or at least I have. I started it & created my character, went to play it again & it deleted my character so I had to start all over again.
Missions are repetitive, getting bored of the races & same old drugs bust mission, I've heard they dont pick up until you get further into it. Ive done a few with a mate though which is pretty cool + you get a 20% extra payment bonus.
I usually have a map with a full 16 people in. Quite funny when you kill someone they come & hunt you down again, I made the mistake to kill 2 players & then they both came for me at the same time, 3 way shoot out was fun but I got killed & lost a fair bit of cash as I didnt know you had to go to an ATM & put it in your bank to keep it safe.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Good morning everyone on this rainy horrible day. 

Olly a fine playa like you should not be wasting your time on one bitch.

Haha but this one bitch is smokin. Seriously smokin

You should tell her to cut down. If you quit by the time you're 25 there are no long-lasting health problems.

I'd be keen on Muriel but my lawyer offers this week blow. Since week 1 been awaiting an offer on Bernard, I know the law of Sod means that even if I reduce my squad down to 3 players the other 2 would be drawn every week.

Would consider a p/ex with central midfielders

Both Granit "Man of Stone" Xhaka and Kevin "Miracle Man" Mirallas are on the chopping block.

If you want them then make offers above or equal to their lawyers before they're gone.

Viva's offer for Neymar is going to spark a flurry of deals!

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Viva's offer for Neymar is going to spark a flurry of deals!

I feel like the chairman of tesco,  deciding if I should open a store here in the UK or abroad. I may be helping the community if I invest here (buying players from you lot)  but I may have to pay more then I want and may not get the service I deserve. I could open abroad and it'll be cheaper but this could stop business in England.  Hmm what shall I do.

The first thing I would do is stop offering deals worth less than TM value for good players, because no one will accept them.

Afro wrote:The first thing I would do is stop offering deals worth less than TM value for good players, because no one will accept them.

This is the problem with British workers want more for what they can actually do.  I think I'm better of going abroad I'll pay them less then minimum wage and they'll do a better job.

Did you see Rory McIlroy has dumped Caroline Wozniacki to "concentrate" on his game. WHAT YOU DOING YOU CRAZY FOOL

Flaw with your logic is that to go into TPs, you have no choice but to pay the TM value website.

So the same "market" that people are using to value their own players, is what will be used to value your "foreign" purchases.

And in the league, why would someone help you buy selling cheapily, only to then have to go and pay more to find an equivalent replacement.

If you want to challenge you will have to push the boat out a little. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs

Rory McIlroy is the most boring man alive, I don't fancy Woz, so I guess they're both better off.

You'd think that he'd just change back to his old clubs though

Viva, Tescos tried to go abroad, that failed spectacularly. Now they're left with a crumbling empire in the UK, stores that need urgent modernisation, and competitors that have left them for dust. You should be Waitrose: up market, classy, pays a premium for quality and doesn't neglect its communities.

Nobody can expect me to pay a premium when the product is not worth that much.  I think I'll go abroad and take my money with me.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nobody can expect me to pay a premium when the product is not worth that much.  I think I'll go abroad and take my money with me.

Nah, I think you should seriously buy some Zwag & the best place your monies can buy Zwag is at FC ZwagAtlético.

Tescos failed spectacularly, remember. And now everyone hates them.

You are not even paying market price, let alone a premium.

It's like going into Tesco, and them having an offer on Club biscuits (coz I know you like them). The offer is that they are reduced from £1.50 down to cost price of £1.

And your saying, I'm not paying a premium by paying £1. I'll give you 75p.

They are going to ask why they should buy for £1 and sell to you for 70p, when they are already offering you a good deal.