TNA launches new series of 'In Your House' shows
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TNA launches new series of 'In Your House' shows
Citing declining attendance at live events and falling pay-per-view buyrates,TNA Wrestling announced today that all future events will be held in the homes of individual fans.
“We want our fans to get the ultimate close-up experience of TNA Wrestling,” said company president Dixie Carter at a press conference.
“That’s why we’re bringing the action directly to your living rooms.”
The news comes on the heels of recent announcements that TNA will go permanently on the road, eventually performing for each and every fan.
The upcoming Bound for Glory pay-per-view will be held in the living room of Ted Greenblatt, a 24-year-old line cook in Milwaukee.
Attempting to put a positive spin on the news, Carter said every “TNA is now the only wrestling promotion on earth literally performing house shows.”
From Kayfabe news
“We want our fans to get the ultimate close-up experience of TNA Wrestling,” said company president Dixie Carter at a press conference.
“That’s why we’re bringing the action directly to your living rooms.”
The news comes on the heels of recent announcements that TNA will go permanently on the road, eventually performing for each and every fan.
The upcoming Bound for Glory pay-per-view will be held in the living room of Ted Greenblatt, a 24-year-old line cook in Milwaukee.
Attempting to put a positive spin on the news, Carter said every “TNA is now the only wrestling promotion on earth literally performing house shows.”
From Kayfabe news
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Re: TNA launches new series of 'In Your House' shows
I've just read that the first Impact after Bound for Glory will be held in the home of Adam D, a TNA fanatic living in the UK
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When they come to my house I think i'll go out.
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Re: TNA launches new series of 'In Your House' shows
so you would rather out yourself than watch TNA?Mr H wrote:When they come to my house I think i'll go out.
Re: TNA launches new series of 'In Your House' shows
I have a mental image of Dixie Clueless just peering through a letterbox yawling 'Mr H? Mr H?'
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It is a tough call in fairness.Adam D wrote:so you would rather out yourself than watch TNA?Mr H wrote:When they come to my house I think i'll go out.
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And don't be angry at Mr H Adam, if he's turning down the offer from TNA it might mean you get Robbie E coming round twice.
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Have you just invented the word "yawling"
If its not a word, it should be!
If its not a word, it should be!
Re: TNA launches new series of 'In Your House' shows
He aint on the list, bro. WhoaaaaaaaaHero wrote:And don't be angry at Mr H Adam, if he's turning down the offer from TNA it might mean you get Robbie E coming round twice.
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Adam D wrote:Have you just invented the word "yawling"
If its not a word, it should be!
yawl 2 (jɔːl)
— vb
dialect ( Brit ) ( intr ) to howl, weep, or scream harshly; yowl
[C14: from Low German jaulen; see yowl ]
Dixie yawls
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There's more chance of me answering the door to a Jehovah than a yawling Dixie.
If they desperately wanted to come in they could have a match in the downstairs loo but if they get in front of the tv when i'm trying to watch Cash In The Attic i'll politely show them the door.
If they desperately wanted to come in they could have a match in the downstairs loo but if they get in front of the tv when i'm trying to watch Cash In The Attic i'll politely show them the door.
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Match listing for TNA's In Your House - Wipe Your Feet Before You Come In pay per view:
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Bully Ray (C) v AJ Styles in a 'Six Sides of Sofas Match'.
- - - - -
Sting v Hulk Hogan in a 'Who Can Climb The Stairs First Match'.
- - - - -
James Storm v Bobby Roode in a 'Fridge Match' - First person to throw their opponent in the fridge and close the door wins.
- - - - -
Kazaniels v Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez in a 'Fighting Over The Remote Match' - Both teams vie for control of the TV remote, the winning team is the one that manages to keep their programme on for the count of 10.
- - - - -
Jeff Hardy v Kurt Angle in an 'Ingest the Contents of the Bathroom Cabinet Match'.
- - - - -
X-Division Championship
Manik (C) v Austin Aries in a 'Jumping on the Bed Match' - First person to push their opponent off the bed to the floor wins.
- - - - -
Samoa Joe v Joseph Park in a 'Sausage Roll on a Pole Match' - Joe and Joseph battle it out to be the first man to climb the pole and snatch the sausage roll. The pole in this case is a mop being held up by Garett Bischoff.
- - - - -
Knockouts Championship
ODB (C) v Velvet Sky v Brooke v Gail Kim in a 'What Shoes Will Go With This Outfit Match' - First person to find shoes to match their outfit wins.
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Bully Ray (C) v AJ Styles in a 'Six Sides of Sofas Match'.
- - - - -
Sting v Hulk Hogan in a 'Who Can Climb The Stairs First Match'.
- - - - -
James Storm v Bobby Roode in a 'Fridge Match' - First person to throw their opponent in the fridge and close the door wins.
- - - - -
Kazaniels v Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez in a 'Fighting Over The Remote Match' - Both teams vie for control of the TV remote, the winning team is the one that manages to keep their programme on for the count of 10.
- - - - -
Jeff Hardy v Kurt Angle in an 'Ingest the Contents of the Bathroom Cabinet Match'.
- - - - -
X-Division Championship
Manik (C) v Austin Aries in a 'Jumping on the Bed Match' - First person to push their opponent off the bed to the floor wins.
- - - - -
Samoa Joe v Joseph Park in a 'Sausage Roll on a Pole Match' - Joe and Joseph battle it out to be the first man to climb the pole and snatch the sausage roll. The pole in this case is a mop being held up by Garett Bischoff.
- - - - -
Knockouts Championship
ODB (C) v Velvet Sky v Brooke v Gail Kim in a 'What Shoes Will Go With This Outfit Match' - First person to find shoes to match their outfit wins.
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I'd watch that over Bound For Glory!
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This is my favourite thread in ages
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Re: TNA launches new series of 'In Your House' shows
Nailed on for a time limit drawSting v Hulk Hogan in a 'Who Can Climb The Stairs First Match'.
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Re: TNA launches new series of 'In Your House' shows
Hero wrote:yawl 2 (jɔːl)Adam D wrote:Have you just invented the word "yawling"
If its not a word, it should be!
— vb
dialect ( Brit ) ( intr ) to howl, weep, or scream harshly; yowl
[C14: from Low German jaulen; see yowl ]
Dixie yawls
She yawls, y'all!
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Re: TNA launches new series of 'In Your House' shows
ROTFLMAO!theundisputedY2D2 wrote:Match listing for TNA's In Your House - Wipe Your Feet Before You Come In pay per view:
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Bully Ray (C) v AJ Styles in a 'Six Sides of Sofas Match'.
- - - - -
Sting v Hulk Hogan in a 'Who Can Climb The Stairs First Match'.
- - - - -
James Storm v Bobby Roode in a 'Fridge Match' - First person to throw their opponent in the fridge and close the door wins.
- - - - -
Kazaniels v Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez in a 'Fighting Over The Remote Match' - Both teams vie for control of the TV remote, the winning team is the one that manages to keep their programme on for the count of 10.
- - - - -
Jeff Hardy v Kurt Angle in an 'Ingest the Contents of the Bathroom Cabinet Match'.
- - - - -
X-Division Championship
Manik (C) v Austin Aries in a 'Jumping on the Bed Match' - First person to push their opponent off the bed to the floor wins.
- - - - -
Samoa Joe v Joseph Park in a 'Sausage Roll on a Pole Match' - Joe and Joseph battle it out to be the first man to climb the pole and snatch the sausage roll. The pole in this case is a mop being held up by Garett Bischoff.
- - - - -
Knockouts Championship
ODB (C) v Velvet Sky v Brooke v Gail Kim in a 'What Shoes Will Go With This Outfit Match' - First person to find shoes to match their outfit wins.
Actually, "Wipe Your Feet Before You Come In" is a bit long-winded. I think "Bound for Suburbia" is more snappy.
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