The Culture Cup round 6

by **Galted** Thu 05 Dec 2013, 8:50 am

First topic message reminder :

It's just as funny on the second read.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:01 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't eat venison or ham but I like the look of some of their seafood dishes

F*cking g*y b*stard

W*nkerish l*ttle st*lker.

With a muffin top.....

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:02 pm

Was W*nkerish Little Stalker the name of Alannis Morisette's second album?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:03 pm

superflyweight wrote:Was W*nkerish Little Stalker the name of Alannis Morisette's second album?

She had a second album?!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't eat venison or ham but I like the look of some of their seafood dishes

F*cking g*y b*stard

W*nkerish l*ttle st*lker.

With a muffin top.....

Alright, gappy.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:07 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't eat venison or ham but I like the look of some of their seafood dishes

F*cking g*y b*stard

W*nkerish l*ttle st*lker.

With a muffin top.....

Alright, gappy.

One tooth at the very back actually.

You're very sensitive today?

by **Galted** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:09 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't eat venison or ham but I like the look of some of their seafood dishes

F*cking g*y b*stard

W*nkerish l*ttle st*lker.

I think 'little' and 'stalker' will probably get through the swear filter pretty easily without hiding a letter.

You can never tell with the swear filter, it's Frak enigmatic
Nwankwo
Scunthorpe
Greatbighairybollocksinyerface

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:09 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't eat venison or ham but I like the look of some of their seafood dishes

F*cking g*y b*stard

W*nkerish l*ttle st*lker.

With a muffin top.....

Alright, gappy.

One tooth at the very back actually.

You're very sensitive today?

He's a sensitive guy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:10 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
You're very sensitive today?

Not really. I am not treating you with any more or less respect than I normally do.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
You're very sensitive today?

Not really. I am not treating you with any more or less respect than I normally do.

Busy weekend?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:16 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
You're very sensitive today?

Not really. I am not treating you with any more or less respect than I normally do.

Busy weekend?

Always. You?

by **Galted** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:19 pm

John Thomas gobbler
ferocious flying fannies

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:21 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
You're very sensitive today?

Not really. I am not treating you with any more or less respect than I normally do.

Busy weekend?

Always. You?

Square desperately needs some fertiliser so i'll probably head down to the club tomorrow. Hopefully nothing other than that. Need to get some cheap but nice presents if that is possible.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:23 pm

Titicaca
waterworm

by **Galted** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:23 pm

todger

by **Galted** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:24 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
You're very sensitive today?

Not really. I am not treating you with any more or less respect than I normally do.

Busy weekend?

Always. You?

Square desperately needs some fertiliser so i'll probably head down to the club tomorrow. Hopefully nothing other than that. Need to get some cheap but nice presents if that is possible.

Try Boots, 3 for 2 deal for pretty much everything. You can get a can of Lynx for each for the Haim sisters and only pay for two.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:25 pm

Galted wrote:Titicaca

The scrotum frog?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:28 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
You're very sensitive today?

Not really. I am not treating you with any more or less respect than I normally do.

Busy weekend?

Always. You?

Square desperately needs some fertiliser so i'll probably head down to the club tomorrow. Hopefully nothing other than that. Need to get some cheap but nice presents if that is possible.

Try Boots, 3 for 2 deal for pretty much everything. You can get a can of Lynx for each for the Haim sisters and only pay for two.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 2:54 pm

If anyone's about to get on the 14.54 London Bridge to Orpington avoid the front carriage. I just dropped my guts and it's rank.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 3:00 pm

by **Galted** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 7:45 am

Some pretty astonishing news for those who are easily astonished... There is a certain amount of Hi-Tec related squeakiness again however, this time it's from the right one and not the left! And it happens all the time not just when I'm descending stairs!

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Dec 2013, 7:55 am

Astonishing.

Good weekend?

by **Galted** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 7:56 am

Very good, thanks - I saw a play on Friday and I wasn't bored once. How was yours?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Dec 2013, 7:59 am

Strangely enough, I saw a play on Saturday and wasn't bored either. More astonishment.

What did you see?

I saw What The Ladybird Heard in Cambridge. I am guessing your play was a little more grown up.

by **Galted** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:06 am

I saw Mojo, it's about Soho in the 50's. Was amazed at how much one of the actors resembled Rupert Grint until I realised it was him. Lots of swearing and a bit of blood so wasn't much more grown up than What The Ladybird Heard.

Looks like there's another Winter Wonderland debacle... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-25390071

by **seanmichaels** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:08 am

Galted wrote:Some pretty astonishing news for those who are easily astonished... There is a certain amount of Hi-Tec related squeakiness again however, this time it's from the right one and not the left! And it happens all the time not just when I'm descending stairs!

On a positive note it is fantastic weather for Texapore.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:09 am

How was your weekend, seany?

by **Galted** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:13 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:Some pretty astonishing news for those who are easily astonished... There is a certain amount of Hi-Tec related squeakiness again however, this time it's from the right one and not the left! And it happens all the time not just when I'm descending stairs!

On a positive note it is fantastic weather for Texapore.

Yep, saw my reflection in the train as it pulled in this morning and I looked magnificent.

by **Galted** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:15 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2524088/Shut-day-Winter-Blunderland-Parents-fury-skinny-Santas-plastic-ice-rink.html

by **seanmichaels** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:17 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:How was your weekend, seany?

Didn't really do much. Played cricket last night. Watched about 4 episodes of Dracula, The Perfect Storm and Battle of Los Angeles. Discovered Polish Lager and white wine is not a fantastic mix for your backside.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:21 am

Galted wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2524088/Shut-day-Winter-Blunderland-Parents-fury-skinny-Santas-plastic-ice-rink.html

I sense this may have been a traveller's venture?

by Rowley Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:12 am

seanmichaels wrote:Discovered Polish Lager and white wine is not a fantastic mix for your backside.

Don't put it up there again then.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:13 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Discovered Polish Lager and white wine is not a fantastic mix for your backside.

Don't put it up there again then.

Miserable weekend Jeff?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:21 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Discovered Polish Lager and white wine is not a fantastic mix for your backside.

Don't put it up there again then.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:22 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Discovered Polish Lager and white wine is not a fantastic mix for your backside.

Don't put it up there again then.

It wasn't that funny.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:23 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Discovered Polish Lager and white wine is not a fantastic mix for your backside.

Don't put it up there again then.

It wasn't that funny.

It was.

by Rowley Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Discovered Polish Lager and white wine is not a fantastic mix for your backside.

Don't put it up there again then.

Miserable weekend Jeff?

Are there any other sort Sean?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:26 am

I must admit I felt thoroughly miserable at times this weekend. I don't know whether it was the weather or the fact I spent most of it on my tod.

by Il Gialloblu Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:38 am

seanmichaels wrote:I must admit I felt thoroughly miserable at times this weekend. I don't know whether it was the weather or the fact I spent most of it on my tod.

Move to Rotherham, like Rowley. Eliminates any doubt as to why your weekend was miserable.

by **Galted** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:41 am

My weekend was quite marvellous, I'm equally capable of enjoying a wet weekend as a sunny one.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:32 am

Galted wrote:My weekend was quite marvellous, I'm equally capable of enjoying a wet weekend as a sunny one.

I like a wet and windy day but it usually has to accompanied by some good sport. Unfortunately it was a fairly average saturday as far as sport goes. I also probably drank too much of the polish stuff on Friday, thus making it harder to get going on Saturday.

by **Galted** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:35 am

Is "the polish stuff" Zywiec by any chance? I've done some internal damage with it before.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:41 am

Galted wrote:Is "the polish stuff" Zywiec by any chance? I've done some internal damage with it before.

Zywiec, Lech and Tyskie. I bought 4 of each on Friday to go along with a 12 cans of Carlberg export I already had. I think my problem on Saturday was starting with the remaining Polish cans and then moving on to Carlsberg. It needed to be the other way round as the Lech was aggravating my stomach whereas the carlsberg would have lined it nicely.

Also disappointed with my food. Bought some ribs and made a coleslaw. Coleslaw was good but the ribs a bit dry and I went for southern fried potato slices instead of your standard french fires which was a mistake.

by **Galted** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:54 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:Is "the polish stuff" Zywiec by any chance? I've done some internal damage with it before.

Zywiec, Lech and Tyskie. I bought 4 of each on Friday to go along with a 12 cans of Carlberg export I already had. I think my problem on Saturday was starting with the remaining Polish cans and then moving on to Carlsberg. It needed to be the other way round as the Lech was aggravating my stomach whereas the carlsberg would have lined it nicely.

Also disappointed with my food. Bought some ribs and made a coleslaw. Coleslaw was good but the ribs a bit dry and I went for southern fried potato slices instead of your standard french fires which was a mistake.

I am deeply in awe of someone who considers lining his stomach with Carlsberg before a drinking session.

I find that vegetable samosas and popcorn make a fine accompaniment to lager.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:05 am

On a more positive note I watched a few Haim videos and have decided to go for the bassist. She comes across well in interviews and I like tall women.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:11 am

Rubbish on here today

by **Galted** Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:19 am

Was just thinking that.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:22 am

Me too.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:22 am

And most of yesterday was rubbish as well.

by **Galted** Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:45 am

That's no lie. Tino's not really making much of an effort to keep his threads fascinating, probably too busy being terrified of his kids.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:56 am

I think he has his 'Russian Friends' these days. Obviously a ploy to nail the uninterested Ulkranian.

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