The Culture Cup round 6

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice.  Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way?  Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road.  Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

seanmichaels wrote:

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

I tried to eat some Ukrainian once. Didn't agree with me.

You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

Rowley wrote:You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

Mine was a joke about the Ukrainian lass that works here. Wasted on you though.

Rowley wrote:You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

I ate Estonian in Estonia. Revolting stuff. Probably why their women are so fit, they can't get fat on the food because it is rank.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

Mine was a joke about the Ukrainian lass that works here.  Wasted on you though.

I got it.   

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

Mine was a joke about the Ukrainian lass that works here.  Wasted on you though.

He could be talking about prossies in a not very vulgar manner.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:You southern London types with your Estonian and Ukranian restaurants, what's up with a Chinese or Indian if you insist on eating foreign food.

Mine was a joke about the Ukrainian lass that works here.  Wasted on you though.

He could be talking about prossies in a not very vulgar manner.

This is a man who keeps tabs on his wife via a satellite. I doubt he has time to visit ladies of the night.

Maybe he gets home deliveries and has to make sure she's out.

Surely he would know if she was out? He could just shout her name and if she didn't answer, assume she is out.

Galted wrote:Maybe he gets home deliveries and has to make sure she's out.

Plausible. She probably popped out for a run after putting the lentil and quinoa stew on the hob. Jeff, monitoring her movements via GPS, can then safely order and consume the Domino's in comfort, affording himself enough time to destroy the evidence. Quite genius really.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Surely he would know if she was out?  He could just shout her name and if she didn't answer, assume she is out.

She could leave for a half-hour jog which would give him at least 20 minutes foreigner-time, but sprain an ankle early on and come back for an ice-pack. The GPS, sticky-taped to the headboard, would warn him of such an event.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Surely he would know if she was out?  He could just shout her name and if she didn't answer, assume she is out.

Her response might be muffled by one of his bellies

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Surely he would know if she was out?  He could just shout her name and if she didn't answer, assume she is out.

She could leave for a half-hour jog which would give him at least 20 minutes foreigner-time, but sprain an ankle early on and come back for an ice-pack.  The GPS, sticky-taped to the headboard, would warn him of such an event.

Good point.

I think he probably has a whippet as an early warning system as well.

He is quite the revolutionary in Yorkshire, using an electrical device that doesn't need attaching to a car battery first.

  

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Surely he would know if she was out?  He could just shout her name and if she didn't answer, assume she is out.

Her response might be muffled by one of his bellies

Pretty innocuous on here today.

Forgot my smoothie. Again.

I drink mine after taking my vitamin supplement but before I clean my teeth. It's part of my morning routine.

I don't have a routine. Perhaps I should start one.

I recommend a morning routine as my brain's barely functional until I'm on the train. Some really unkind people would suggest that it doesn't function at all but they're wrong.

I trimmed the beard this morning and then arrived early enough to take a poo in peace on the first floor. Good start to the day.

I wouldn't suggest that. A little bit odd and you definitely have questionable taste in clothing and footwear but you're not stupid.

seanmichaels wrote:I trimmed the beard this morning and then arrived early enough to take a poo in peace on the first floor. Good start to the day.

Why didn't you do it in the toilet like most people?

Daniel Craig doesn't live near you.

Never said he did.

He's a bit of a plank I think.

Is he in the news or something this morning?

Why are you wittering on about him?

Mind the windows Tino wrote:Why are you wittering on about him?

Poo Trigger?

Mine is Coffee...

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino wrote:Why are you wittering on about him?

Poo Trigger?

Mine is Coffee...

Mine's an approaching gang of youths armed with knives and baseball bats.

Galted wrote:Mine's an approaching gang of youths armed with knives and baseball bats.

that'll do it...

Incidentally, why do they find Spar shop car parks so gosh darn interesting?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I wouldn't suggest that.   A little bit odd and you definitely have questionable taste in clothing and footwear but you're not stupid.

Thanks, Tino, for your very kind back-handed compliment.

I was looking at something then there was a link to a story about weisz so I googled him.

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino wrote:Why are you wittering on about him?

Poo Trigger?

Mine is Coffee...

Mine is eggs. I very rarely eat them as a result.

seanmichaels wrote:I was looking at something then there was a link to a story about weisz so I googled him.

Was it a story about Weisz having an affair with Ray Mears?

I think Spars are a norvern thing these days.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I was looking at something then there was a link to a story about weisz so I googled him.

Was it a story about Weisz having an affair with Ray Mears?

Didn't read it. I read a story about Craig saying taking an ipad to bed is a killer for the relationship. No sh1t sherlock. The only thing I'd be doing in bed with Weisz is double / triple bagging.

seanmichaels wrote:I think Spars are a norvern thing these days.

We call them The Spar. Like we call Asda, The Asda. Everything must have 'the' in front of it.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I was looking at something then there was a link to a story about weisz so I googled him.

Was it a story about Weisz having an affair with Ray Mears?

Didn't read it. I read a story about Craig saying taking an ipad to bed is a killer for the relationship. No sh1t sherlock. The only thing I'd be doing in bed with Weisz is double / triple bagging.

She doesn't mind when I bring my ZX Spectrum to bed.

seanmichaels wrote:I think Spars are a norvern thing these days.

Where is the hunting ground of the southern Chav?

Mind the windows Tino wrote:We call them The Spar. Like we call Asda, The Asda. Everything must have 'the' in front of it.

Think we have similar origins Tino, i am in Yorkshire via Glorious Cheshire

seanmichaels wrote: The only thing I'd be doing in bed with Weisz is double / triple bagging.

And hoping the Rohipnol did not wear off too quickly obviously.

rick_dagless wrote:

Think we have similar origins Tino, i am in Yorkshire via Glorious Cheshire

That's why you're my favourite poster, mate.

I knew there was something about you.

Same Tino

Its like a glorious effervescence eminates from your posts

rick_dagless wrote:Same Tino

Its like a glorious effervescence eminates from your posts

Yours have a fantastically fabulous flow to them.

You're almost up to 8080 posts, Tino. In case you didn't know, BOBO is a term to describe sh1t shoes.

About time a new thread got started, bet you never thought round 6 would be such a success.

Galted wrote:You're almost up to 8080 posts, Tino.  In case you didn't know, BOBO is a term to describe sh1t shoes.

Is it really or have you made that up for some sort of comedic effect that is lost on me?

According to Urban Dictionary it is, can also be referred to anything cheap and generic. An ex-housemate used to refer to "having a dump" as having a "bobo".

In all fairness Tina, when you own as many Hi Tecs as Galted knowing a lot of terms for sh!t shoes is not too far out of leftfield.

Rowley wrote:In all fairness Tina, when you own as many Hi Tecs as Galted knowing a lot of terms for sh!t shoes is not too far out of leftfield.

There was no need for that really.

And Hi-Tecs are not sh1t shoes.  They are comfortable, rugged and versatile.

Rowley wrote:In all fairness Tina, when you own as many Hi Tecs as Galted knowing a lot of terms for sh!t shoes is not too far out of leftfield.

True, but he has got new fancy laces so I expect he is batting the ladies away now.