The Culture Cup round 6

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:58 am

First topic message reminder :

rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:14 pm

by Rowley Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:15 pm

I hope the next one is one of Galted's. He seems a little down recently, this could be just what he needs to turn that frown upside down.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:17 pm

F*ck you Galted.

I hope it's this one.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:18 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:19 pm

SCOLOPENDRA GIGANTEA.

If there is any justice, this will be it.

by **Galted** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:19 pm

That's really thoughtful, Jeff, but, since I've discovered emo poetry, the frown has been banished.

Just in case this is the first post on the new thread:
FANNY
AR$E
TINO SUCKS ELEPHANTS' T1TS

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:21 pm

Galted wrote:FANNY
AR$E
TINO SUCKS ELEPHANT'S T1TS

Happily the initials spell FAT also

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:21 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:It's not really hard to believe, I spent 4 years at a boys school without getting bummed once. I was a pupil there before anyone makes smartarsed comments about me hiding in the bushes.

By the way, haven't seen much of Julius today. I hope that he's alright.

It was your poem yesterday. At first I thought it was really funny. Then I started thinking about it. Now I'm sitting in the bath tub about to plug in the toaster.

If you want funny poems try this site, the comments of support are a scream as well:

http://www.bestteenpoems.com/poems/emo/

Hahhaaha - that could out misery Rowley

It should be this one - the 991st post of this thread.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:22 pm

GALTED
AR$E
YONKERS

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:24 pm

Galted wrote:That's really thoughtful, Jeff, but, since I've discovered emo poetry, the frown has been banished.

Just in case this is the first post on the new thread:
FANNY
AR$E
TINO SUCKS ELEPHANT'S T1TS

Just the t1ts of one elephant? Or should that be "elephants' t1ts"?

by **Galted** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:26 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:That's really thoughtful, Jeff, but, since I've discovered emo poetry, the frown has been banished.

Just in case this is the first post on the new thread:
FANNY
AR$E
TINO SUCKS ELEPHANT'S T1TS

Just the t1ts of one elephant? Or should that be "elephants' t1ts"?

Cheers, have amended it, though it could have worked as a headline which it, in effect, would be.

by **Galted** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:GALTED
AR$E
YONKERS

"YODELLER" MAY HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:31 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:GALTED
AR$E
YONKERS

"YODELLER" MAY HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE.

As would pressing the 'Caps Lock' button again.

by **Galted** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:35 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:GALTED
AR$E
YONKERS

"YODELLER" MAY HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE.

As would pressing the 'Caps Lock' button again.

Sorry, I must look like a bit of an exhibitionist.

by **Galted** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:36 pm

BE A RIGHT C*NT IF THIS IS THE FIRST POST OF THE NEW THREAD.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 2:37 pm

Yes you would be.

by Rowley Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:25 pm

Can I just mention the house rules say that only me and Julius are allowed to use silly fonts. I am paraphrasing slightly but the inference is there.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:27 pm

Rowley wrote:Can I just mention the house rules say that only me and Julius are allowed to use silly fonts. I am paraphrasing slightly but the inference is there.

F*ck off, Jeff.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:29 pm

How long would you like your ban to be Tino?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:31 pm

As long as you see fit, Julius.

Hug

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:58 pm

Awww, man, gimme another hug Hug

by Rowley Wed 26 Feb 2014, 3:58 pm

Do it Julius, I would do it myself but Tina has too much dirt on me.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:01 pm

His wife has asked me not to and promised me additional favours, over and above the usual.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:05 pm

If I could choose one Culture Cup member to sleep with my wife, Julius, I would be honoured if it was you.

She is dead clever so at least you could stimulate her during and after sex, whereas I can do neither.

by Rowley Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:If I could choose one Culture Cup member to sleep with my wife, Julius, I would be honoured if it was you.

You're only saying that because he is about ninety year old and you believe he will make you look young, athletic and vigourous.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:19 pm

You're right, that is exactly the reason I said it.

I could have said you for the same reasons.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:19 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:If I could choose one Culture Cup member to sleep with my wife, Julius, I would be honoured if it was you.

She is dead clever so at least you could stimulate her during and after sex, whereas I can do neither.

When your wifes asks him for instructions he'll say, yank, yank then your wife will knock him out and sing O Canada. Then she'll welcome you back with open arms.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:20 pm

I am old enough to make Tino look young, but even I can't help with the athletic and vigourous part.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:23 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You're right, that is exactly the reason I said it.

I could have said you for the same reasons.

No.He'd ask her for a lift and she'd immediately see what a cheapskate he is. You really should get galted to go round your house with a fake wife - one he'd scare your son and two your wife would be - there but for the the grace of god go I mode and you can lay your insecurities to rest..

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:30 pm

I believe Galted's Jack Wolfskin has pockets large enough to carry his fake wife around (uninflated, of course).

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:37 pm

And a detachable hood that he could wear as a grossly oversized condom.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 4:41 pm

Wearing a Jack Wolfskin in itself very much reduces his chances of getting anyone pregnant.

by **superflyweight** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 6:19 pm

Sean's been quiet this afternoon. Three possible reasons.

He's tough w@nked himself to death.

He's confronting his past by making an accusation under Operation Yewtree.

That Russian sort has finished her audit with an umbrella tip to the neck.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 26 Feb 2014, 6:23 pm

superflyweight wrote:Sean's been quiet this afternoon. Three possible reasons.

He's tough w@nked himself to death.

He's confronting his past by making an accusation under Operation Yewtree.

That Russian sort has finished her audit with an umbrella tip to the neck.

Or he's penning a autobiography - A thousand Splendid Bums

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:34 am

Jejune on here today

by **Galted** Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:35 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:How long would you like your ban to be Tino?

Wouldn't it make more sense to make Tino and myself moderators so we can use different fonts/colours/sizes as we see fit? We'd be excellent mods, Tino's grammar is fairly impeccable and I'm waterproof from the waist up.

by **Galted** Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:48 am

rick_dagless wrote:Jejune on here today

Commoving word choice, dagless.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:49 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:How long would you like your ban to be Tino?

Wouldn't it make more sense to make Tino and myself moderators so we can use different fonts/colours/sizes as we see fit? We'd be excellent mods, Tino's grammar is fairly impeccable and I'm waterproof from the waist up.

That is the ~~only good idea you have ever had~~ best idea you have ever had, Galted.

I have asked Jeff to make me a mod repeatedly over the years but he keeps putting up walls. I think he is intimidated by me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:51 am

Morning all, is this the start of a protracted campaign to get you chaps the blue badge of power?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:53 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning all, is this the start of a protracted campaign to get you chaps the blue badge of power?

You know what, dagless, I bloody well think it is.

Pankhurst can do one, this is a far more worthy campaign.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:55 am

Tino wrote:You know what, dagless, I bloody well think it is.

Pankhurst can do one, this is a far more worthy campaign.

I shall assist where I can, save throwing myself under a virtual horse, the equivalent, I suspect, would be hitting the boxing boards with a "Mayweather is an overrated ducker" thread. (which I am also loathe to do)

by Rowley Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:56 am

You can have mine Tina, does mean you can't just hide on here though . You would have to go on the boxing board occasionally.

by **Galted** Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:58 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:How long would you like your ban to be Tino?

Wouldn't it make more sense to make Tino and myself moderators so we can use different fonts/colours/sizes as we see fit? We'd be excellent mods, Tino's grammar is fairly impeccable and I'm waterproof from the waist up.

That is the ~~only good idea you have ever had~~ best idea you have ever had, Galted.

I have asked Jeff to make me a mod repeatedly over the years but he keeps putting up walls. I think he is intimidated by me.

Thanks, Tino. I'm not one to boast but it is an excellent idea. I suggested setting up a vigilante mod group on the rugby board ages ago but only Hersh seemed up for it, he disappeared shortly afterwards.

by **Galted** Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:59 am

Dagless can be our Northern representative and michaels our French correspondent.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:02 am

Rowley wrote:You can have mine Tina, does mean you can't just hide on here though . You would have to go on the boxing board occasionally.

I went on there yesterday and the first person to respond was Beefcake who promptly swore at me.

He won't be happy till there is him, Strongback, Hammersmith and ONEBALL left.

by **Galted** Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:05 am

Have thought about it for a bit and making michaels French correspondent could be disastrous. He could be in charge of bird tables and cider instead.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:13 am

Galted wrote:Have thought about it for a bit and making michaels French correspondent could be disastrous. He could be in charge of bird tables and cider instead.

I've had a good idea. Whilst I am training my, almost certain to be, replacement, I could tell her 606v2 is a key part of our job. She could then ingratiate herself with you lot and become an actual French, French correspondent. Far more credibility.

Please don't spend too much time grooming her just because she is female though.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:19 am

Galted wrote:Dagless can be our Northern representativ

I'm in, though depends how militant you want to be, if heading to the more aggresive stance, then you probably want DAVE667

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:20 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:How long would you like your ban to be Tino?

Wouldn't it make more sense to make Tino and myself moderators so we can use different fonts/colours/sizes as we see fit? We'd be excellent mods, Tino's grammar is fairly impeccable and I'm waterproof from the waist up.

That is the ~~only good idea you have ever had~~ best idea you have ever had, Galted.

I have asked Jeff to make me a mod repeatedly over the years but he keeps putting up walls. I think he is intimidated by me.

Thanks, Tino. I'm not one to boast but it is an excellent idea. I suggested setting up a vigilante mod group on the rugby board ages ago but only Hersh seemed up for it, he disappeared shortly afterwards.

Which is a lesson for you to learn.

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