The Culture Cup round 6

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rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

Two sisters. Lesbians. Me just watching.

Derivative on here today.

Not only did they undermine you in an authoritative sense, but they left an image in my mind of you naked on all fours literally being done doggy style.

My dad, for example, he's not as cosmopolitan or as educated as me and it can be embarrasing you know. He doesn't understand all the new trendy words - like he'll say "poofs" instead of "gays", "birds" instead of "women", "darkies" instead of......... "coloureds".

I just stayed at home and had a biiiiig w*nk.

Under weaknesses, you've put eczema?

Who is the Cuban revolutionary leader who's been in power since 1959?

Fray Bentos

We're both good in our own fields. I'm sure Texas couldn't run and manage a successful paper merchants. I couldn't do what, well, I could do what they do, and I think they knew that, even back then. Probably what spurred them on.

Koma umferð, líta á geisladiskum mínum. Þú munt sjá Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys. Þeir eru allir bummers.

ÉG réttlátur dvöl heima og had a stór w*nk

This Ruskie auditor is really on my back. I wish she'd stop asking work related stuff and ask me to bang her.

Smokkar koma í öllum mismunandi bragði nú á dögum. Það er jarðarber og lunda og það. Ert þú eins og lunda?

seanmichaels wrote:This Ruskie auditor is really on my back. I wish she'd stop asking work related stuff and ask me to bang her.

Call her a "Ruskie" sean, her legs will be behind her ears in no time.

I was talking to a Russian lady last year & I masterfully steered the conversation to P*ssy Riot being in jail but I called them C*nt Patrol by mistake.

Galted wrote:I was talking to a Russian lady last year & I masterfully steered the conversation to P*ssy Riot being in jail but I called them C*nt Patrol by mistake.

In my brief stay at university, I shared a flat with a guy who was convinced Atomic Kitten were called Chernobyl Dog.

Not as funny as C*nt Patrol but thought I would share it as it's relevant.

Chernobyl Dog is quite a good name for a dog.

He didn't have a dog.

Do you remember that ruskie lesbian band Tatu. They would have well and truly got it.

Not again, seany. Not again.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not again, seany.  Not again.

Are you claiming Tatu now? You've become very Walter Mitty-esque since the concussion.....

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not again, seany.  Not again.

Are you claiming Tatu now? You've become very Walter Mitty-esque since the concussion.....

No, you're killing more threads than a funnel web kills flies.

I felt sorry for you.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not again, seany.  Not again.

Are you claiming Tatu now? You've become very Walter Mitty-esque since the concussion.....

It may be a caused by his chauffeur's cap being too tight.  We did get him the largest one they had in green but it was nowhere near big enough.

We'll soon find out as we're letting him go, Weisz was tired of him spending more time watching her in the rear-view mirror than keeping his eyes on the road.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not again, seany.  Not again.

Are you claiming Tatu now? You've become very Walter Mitty-esque since the concussion.....

No, you're killing more threads than a funnel web kills flies.

I felt sorry for you.

Excellent segue, top 5 material.

Though i thought funnel web spiders catch beetles and cockroaches as they are ground based?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not again, seany.  Not again.

Are you claiming Tatu now? You've become very Walter Mitty-esque since the concussion.....

No, you're killing more threads than a funnel web kills flies.

I felt sorry for you.

oh yeah, get it now. showed the missus Galted's poenm last night. She thoought it / I was weird....

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not again, seany.  Not again.

Are you claiming Tatu now? You've become very Walter Mitty-esque since the concussion.....

No, you're killing more threads than a funnel web kills flies.

I felt sorry for you.

Excellent segue, top 5 material.

  

I did jizz in a chauffeur's cap and make Winona wear it.

rick_dagless wrote:Though i thought funnel web spiders catch beetles and cockroaches as they are ground based?

It's all part of his craftfulness, dagless, he often uses controversy to stoke arthropod discussions.

rick_dagless wrote:Though i thought funnel web spiders catch beetles and cockroaches as they are ground based?

Yeah, poor example but at least you're talking about them.

Tino wrote:Yeah, poor example but at least you're talking about them.

Cunning Tino, cunning...

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not again, seany.  Not again.

Are you claiming Tatu now? You've become very Walter Mitty-esque since the concussion.....

No, you're killing more threads than a funnel web kills flies.

I felt sorry for you.

Excellent segue, top 5 material.

I was doing a bit of gardening in the South of France and came across a Funnel Web Spider. They're usually found in Andalucia I think but tend to wander.

Galted wrote:It's all part of his craftfulness, dagless, he often uses controversy to stoke arthropod discussions.

Schoolboy error on my part Galted

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not again, seany.  Not again.

Are you claiming Tatu now? You've become very Walter Mitty-esque since the concussion.....

No, you're killing more threads than a funnel web kills flies.

I felt sorry for you.

oh yeah, get it now. showed the missus Galted's poenm last night. She thoought it  / I was weird....

I don't think the French can properly appreciate English poetry as it doesn't translate very well:

Être malheureux et de vouloir hacher vos poignets

PAR GALTED copyright 2014

Je sens la douleur tout le temps , veulent me couper
Ils se moquent de moi, parce que je bois du thé à la menthe dans une tasse
Ils se moquent de moi et 'cos de la façon dont je m'habille
Dire parce que je porte Wolfskin Je suis un grand jess sud
Et pour le rendre encore pire, ils prétendent que mon gore-tex
Me rend répugnant aux membres du sexe entaille équipée

Personne ne m'entend crier au secours tout le temps
Mon seul salut est de mettre les mots en rimes
Ils me détestent et ne donnent pas une merde si je meurs
Mon père n'a pas vu quand j'ai une fois marqué un essai

Ils savent qui ils sont , ceux qui ont tous des simulacres
Ce salaud de Luton et le jock misérable
Dagless et Rowley (bien que je lui donne maintenant la parole Jeff )
Tino et Julius ( qui est vieux et , ainsi , sourds )

Je suis coincé à mon bureau que je vais mourir pour une merde
J'ai eu le risotto aux champignons à la place d'une enveloppe
J'ai demandé micheals sean de réduire mon poignet gauche
Mais il baise tout cela parce qu'il était énervé
Je suis bientôt au large de la station de Cannon Street à nouveau
Cette fois, je vais coucher devant le train

Ce salaud de Luton   

I am un chien Andalusian....

Poetry in French what a poof! And Michaels does that mean you are an andulasian bitch?

Although bastard of Luton does have a nice ring to it

Tino is something like harceleur pompeux petit branleur. Again, translation is difficult.

Nous rions de vous tino que vous fuyez votre fils, car elle nous absout de la guerre mondiale 2 où nous rendîmes notre capitale comme Michaels a remis son bum dans son école.

Galted wrote:Tino is something like harceleur pompeux petit branleur.  Again, translation is difficult.

I am guessing, due to the use of petit, that this is either;

i) something about being a little stalkerish w*nker

or

ii) something about having a small p*nis.

Translate this:

Spoiler:

ShahenshahG wrote:Nous rions de vous tino que vous fuyez votre fils, car elle nous absout de la guerre mondiale 2 où nous rendîmes notre capitale comme Michaels a remis son bum dans son école.

"as Michaels gave his bum in school"

  

for michaels so loved his school he gave it his only bum

ShahenshahG wrote:Poetry in French what a poof! And Michaels does that mean you are an andulasian bitch?

Thought it was a clever culture segue. Lyrics of a song that references andalusia (spiders), a Salvador Dali contributed film (Galted) and French (Tina's new boss).

seanmichaels wrote:French (Tina's new boss).

That's not even funny. My industry is brutal like that. I am 90% certain I am currently training up my eventual replacement. I am just waiting for a tap on the shoulder and that will be that.

I did ask her if French girls, as you claimed, like the 'michaels' look. She said she doesn't know any French women that find an emaciated Dave Lee Travis look attractive.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:French (Tina's new boss).

That's not even funny.  My industry is brutal like that.  I am 90% certain I am currently training up my eventual replacement.  I am just waiting for a tap on the shoulder and that will be that.

I did ask her if French girls, as you claimed, like the 'michaels' look.  She said she doesn't know any French women that find an emaciated Dave Lee Travis look attractive.

Ask her what she thinks of my rugged, yet stealthy and sophisticated look.  I've often noticed French ladies looking admiringly at me but the Russian ones are quite fierce and won't let the French ones approach unless they're waitresses.

ps - that was an excellent dig from michaels, way over my head,

I just asked her.

She said you look like a silly c*nt.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:French (Tina's new boss).

That's not even funny.  My industry is brutal like that.  I am 90% certain I am currently training up my eventual replacement.  I am just waiting for a tap on the shoulder and that will be that.

I did ask her if French girls, as you claimed, like the 'michaels' look.  She said she doesn't know any French women that find an emaciated Dave Lee Travis look attractive.

Ask her what she thinks of my rugged, yet stealthy and sophisticated look.  I've often noticed French ladies looking admiringly at me but the Russian ones are quite fierce and won't let the French ones approach unless they're waitresses.

ps - that was an excellent dig from michaels, way over my head,

Yes, thought long and hard about how to get that one in. Quite pleased with his reaction especially as he glossed over the concussion dig earlier.

Surprised Jeff hasn't been on correcting the lyrics and or claimed his mum sold The Pixies a dog.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I just asked her.  

She said you look like a silly c*nt.

Where did she have her hands when she was thinking about the way I dress?

Pulling her skirt down in order to hide her legs for Mr Toad's pervy eyes

seanmichaels wrote:

Surprised Jeff hasn't been on correcting the lyrics and or claimed his mum sold The Pixies a dog.

He is too busy having an argument with T-Bone on the boxing board.

seanmichaels wrote:Pulling her skirt down in order to hide her legs for Mr Toad's pervy eyes

She isn't wearing a skirt.

Tino wrote:She isn't wearing a skirt.

To cover the fact that she may look like she has ZZ top in a leg lock?