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by sodhat Fri May 16, 2014 12:44 am

Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:I was in a rush

I've got four job interviews over the next two weeks

Hit me with your interview tips

Sneeze violently and get snot everywhere.

What are the interviews for?

One is for Lloyd's Banking
One is for Mills and Reeve
One is for Drayton Insurance
One is for something I can't remember

All like apprenticeship type work within the companies

Corporate sell out

by GSC Fri May 16, 2014 12:44 am

Your first problem is you can't remember one. Be well prepared.

Clear your facebook and twitter too.

by sodhat Fri May 16, 2014 12:45 am

Wear a condom, so they won't see the damp patch if an attractive woman interviews you.

by GSC Fri May 16, 2014 12:45 am

Also ask a question at the end. Something like opportunities for progression etc to show you're interested.

by **Afro** Fri May 16, 2014 12:50 am

I would say have a glass of water if you can contain your shakes. Taking a drink can buy you thinking time.

The other tip for the fourth interview is remmeber who/what you are being interviewed for.

by sodhat Fri May 16, 2014 12:52 am

Afro wrote:I would say have a glass of water if you can contain your shakes. Taking a drink can buy you thinking time.

The other tip for the fourth interview is remmeber who/what you are being interviewed for.

I'll remember that drink thing and ask for a pint of ale. I'll have a good long think ahead of every question.

by Azzy Fri May 16, 2014 1:13 am

A girl I interviewed last year was so nervous, she spilled her glass of water all over the table.

Mind you, she still got the job!

by sodhat Fri May 16, 2014 1:15 am

Was she hot though?

And did she spill any on her crisp white blouse? She may have been playing you.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri May 16, 2014 1:16 am

GSC wrote:Your first problem is you can't remember one. Be well prepared.

Clear your facebook and twitter too.

Don't have Facebook, and I only tweet about football anyways

I'll obviously be well prepared and wear a suit etc I ain't no fool

I learnt a lot from my one and only interview ever which was at Poundland. I wasn't well prepared so when the woman asked me about what I knew about the company and I answered "you sell things for a pound", I realised after why the interview ended so swiftly

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri May 16, 2014 1:17 am

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:I was in a rush

I've got four job interviews over the next two weeks

Hit me with your interview tips

Sneeze violently and get snot everywhere.

What are the interviews for?

One is for Lloyd's Banking
One is for Mills and Reeve
One is for Drayton Insurance
One is for something I can't remember

All like apprenticeship type work within the companies

Corporate sell out

You damn right

by sodhat Fri May 16, 2014 1:19 am

Olly wrote:
GSC wrote:Your first problem is you can't remember one. Be well prepared.

Clear your facebook and twitter too.
Don't have Facebook, and I only tweet about football anyways

I'll obviously be well prepared and wear a suit etc I ain't no fool

I learnt a lot from my one and only interview ever which was at Poundland. I wasn't well prepared so when the woman asked me about what I knew about the company and I answered "you sell things for a pound", I realised after why the interview ended so swiftly

You were bang on though, right? She seems like a cow, that job was yours.

Where will you be based anyway, Norwich town centre?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri May 16, 2014 1:24 am

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
GSC wrote:Your first problem is you can't remember one. Be well prepared.

Clear your facebook and twitter too.
Don't have Facebook, and I only tweet about football anyways

I'll obviously be well prepared and wear a suit etc I ain't no fool

I learnt a lot from my one and only interview ever which was at Poundland. I wasn't well prepared so when the woman asked me about what I knew about the company and I answered "you sell things for a pound", I realised after why the interview ended so swiftly

You were bang on though, right? She seems like a cow, that job was yours.

Where will you be based anyway, Norwich town centre?

I was correct and she said she'd call me either way and never did! Bastard I got a better job anyways

I'll be based wherever they decide to employ me, one is in Dereham, Drayton is just on the outskirts, Mills and Reeve is near the puppet theatre

by Marky Fri May 16, 2014 2:01 am

Olly wrote:the puppet theatre

Let me stop you there.

Norwich has a puppet theatre? A whole theatre dedicated to puppetry? Please clarify.

by Fernando Fri May 16, 2014 2:04 am

What can you say really Marky, people in Norwich have to enjoy small things it's makes them feel less bad about being mutated from inbreeding Whistle

by Marky Fri May 16, 2014 2:06 am

Do the puppets have six finger holes?

by GSC Fri May 16, 2014 2:08 am

Only the ones in back alleys.

by FIFA Diva Fri May 16, 2014 2:21 am

Didn't finish bottom.

Where are all the Wilshere supporters? Your messiah said Scholes is the greatest haha.

What is everyone's phone battery at and can you also give a little description on what you've done on your phone and make off phone, I just want to compare it to mine

by sodhat Fri May 16, 2014 2:23 am

Maybe the puppet theatre is a colloquial term for Carrow Road

United have the Theatre of Dreams, Norwich have the Puppet Theatre

by FIFA Diva Fri May 16, 2014 2:23 am

66 percent, off charge since 7.31am about 9 hours. Made 4 calls that lasted 6 minutes, Sent 20 texts, watched 2 YouTube videos 12 minutes combined, did 25 minutes of Internet browsing.

by sodhat Fri May 16, 2014 2:24 am

Where's Afro?

I have a financial question and I need your brains.

by **Afro** Fri May 16, 2014 2:31 am

sodhat wrote:Where's Afro?

I have a financial question and I need your brains.

Go for it. I'd rather answer that than have to remember my day for Viva's (53%, can't remember when I last charged it, and I have spoken to someone on it today, although that could have been yesterday)

by GSC Fri May 16, 2014 2:33 am

77% Took it off charge at about 7 this morning around 95%, barely used it

by sodhat Fri May 16, 2014 2:35 am

Afro wrote:
sodhat wrote:Where's Afro?

I have a financial question and I need your brains.

Go for it. I'd rather answer that than have to remember my day for Viva's (53%, can't remember when I last charged it, and I have spoken to someone on it today, although that could have been yesterday)

When calculating budget projections for the future, is it better to use RPI or CPI as the rate of inflation on the costs?

(my phone is nearly dead, it was 100% this morning, used a bit, and now it's sleepy)

by **Afro** Fri May 16, 2014 2:40 am

I've got no idea tbh. Probably depends on what you are buying and what you want the answer to show.

The difference in them is essentially the calculation basis, plus I think the RPI includes a few extra things.

by sodhat Fri May 16, 2014 2:45 am

Well I know some of our contracts rise based on RPI, but from what I read the CPI is the governments official measure of inflation.

In the past I've sort of just added 3% on to it all though. I haven't been in trouble yet.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri May 16, 2014 2:49 am

Marky wrote:
Olly wrote:the puppet theatre

Let me stop you there.

Norwich has a puppet theatre? A whole theatre dedicated to puppetry? Please clarify.

The Norwich Puppet Theatre is a nationally unique venue dedicated to puppetry housed in the Medieval church of Saint James a Grade 1 listed building, in the city of Norwich, England.
It currently houses a 175 seat raked auditorium, 50 seat Octagon Studio, workshops, an exhibition gallery, shop and licensed bar, and is the only theatre in the eastern region of the UK which has a year-round programme of family-centred entertainment. It plays host to a variety of touring companies from Britain and overseas, provides regular educational workshops for children and adults, as well as training opportunities for theatre practitioners.

by **Afro** Fri May 16, 2014 2:52 am

sodhat wrote:Well I know some of our contracts rise based on RPI, but from what I read the CPI is the governments official measure of inflation.

In the past I've sort of just added 3% on to it all though. I haven't been in trouble yet.

The government uses both I think. It uses one for payments it makes and the other for payments it receives, and it is whichever way around makes them look best.

by **Hero** Fri May 16, 2014 8:44 am

Well I'm having fun on Twitter, some rather pleasant chaps are threatening to kill me!

by Marky Fri May 16, 2014 5:39 pm

Hero wrote:Well I'm having fun on Twitter, some rather pleasant chaps are threatening to kill me!

Did you dare suggest Man U wouldn't sign the best players in the world this summer?

by **Hero** Fri May 16, 2014 5:43 pm

I dared to laugh at someone who didn't get the slow sports news account.

by GSC Fri May 16, 2014 7:15 pm

Slow being the key word then

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri May 16, 2014 11:14 pm

MAFIA LETS PLAY PEOPLE

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sat May 17, 2014 3:03 am

Oh and the interview I had today was done by the hottest mid 20 year old woman I've seen in a long time

Luckily there was also a 50 year old munter in there or else I'd have had issues

by Marky Sat May 17, 2014 9:12 am

Remember Nando, this week's game between Lubo and I is postponed for another time.

by GSC Mon May 19, 2014 7:30 pm

Mafia later?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon May 19, 2014 8:51 pm

I'm about from 2

by Trebs Mon May 19, 2014 8:54 pm

Alright guys, set up a page for the world cup league idea, please give me your thoughts. Going to open it to the football page after this.

by **Afro** Mon May 19, 2014 9:11 pm

GSC wrote:Mafia later?

I'm on half day, so not me sorry

by Marky Tue May 20, 2014 8:01 am

What's going on then? Why are so many people not doing tactics?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue May 20, 2014 8:08 am

WASSGORNON

by **Afro** Tue May 20, 2014 8:43 am

I did mine raspberry

by Fernando Tue May 20, 2014 8:48 am

I got tactics from Afro/Miky & Gregers.

Personally people don't seem that interested anymore. Hero still hasn't accepted a Week 3 lawyer.

If want to continue need improvement guys.

by **Afro** Tue May 20, 2014 10:26 pm

Whats going on with the TM website? It's all changed and neither of my shortcuts work anymore!

by GSC Tue May 20, 2014 11:36 pm

Fernando wrote:I got tactics from Afro/Miky & Gregers.

Personally people don't seem that interested anymore. Hero still hasn't accepted a Week 3 lawyer.

If want to continue need improvement guys.

Tbh Nando, it may well be time to just accept that the older crowd just isn't interested anymore.

by Marky Wed May 21, 2014 12:08 am

Saw on JA606 that the TM site was down for maintenance Afro. Relax Wink

by Fernando Wed May 21, 2014 12:59 am

GSC wrote:
Fernando wrote:I got tactics from Afro/Miky & Gregers.

Personally people don't seem that interested anymore. Hero still hasn't accepted a Week 3 lawyer.

If want to continue need improvement guys.
Tbh Nando, it may well be time to just accept that the older crowd just isn't interested anymore.

It's not worth running it any longer. The interest isn't there. If someone wants to take over and try to keep it going go ahead but otherwise it's probably to just give up the ghost now really.

Tbh with the World Cup game seemingly getting under way anyone who wants to continue this stuff should head there.

by GSC Wed May 21, 2014 1:16 am

Yeah its been rebooted a few times and not gotten far.

by Azzy Wed May 21, 2014 1:40 am

So how many years did we run leagues for? I think there was a league already running when I joined 606v1 back in 2006.

by Trebs Wed May 21, 2014 2:16 am

What's the activity like on the other website? Might set up the world cup league there if it's better.

And I was in the very first league in summer 2008

by Fernando Wed May 21, 2014 2:23 am

It's alright over there. Complicated though to keep anything in the same place. everything gets jumbled up and difficult to find.

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