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by GSC Fri 06 Jun 2014, 9:45 am

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by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:30 am

Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:Also got flat out rejected by a girl

Got free tickets to the circus on Friday, asked her if she wanted to go, she said yeah I will text me and we'll sort it out, so Saturday I whatsapp her and she has blanked me flat out (cos you can see on whatsapp can't you)

I'd rather she just said no and didn't ignore me!

Chicks love to feel special, so a free ticket to a circus is probably her dream.
I have didnt tell her I got it for free!

I see...

Well perhaps, then, she wondered why a young man would specifically buy her a ticket to a circus.

Either way, girls are cruel. And they have all the power, because men primarily want access to their privates.

by **Afro** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:33 am

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:Also got flat out rejected by a girl

Got free tickets to the circus on Friday, asked her if she wanted to go, she said yeah I will text me and we'll sort it out, so Saturday I whatsapp her and she has blanked me flat out (cos you can see on whatsapp can't you)

I'd rather she just said no and didn't ignore me!

Chicks love to feel special, so a free ticket to a circus is probably her dream.
I have didnt tell her I got it for free!

I see...

Well perhaps, then, she wondered why a young man would specifically buy her a ticket to a circus.

Either way, girls are cruel. And they have all the power, because men primarily want access to their privates.

Either that or she rushed out to buy some over-sized shoes, a flower that shoots water and loads of face paint, and is so excited she just forgot to reply.

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:37 am

She probably fell off her unicycle and broke her texting hand.

by **Afro** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:51 am

Word of advice Olly, so you don't leave her disappointed.

Make sure you take her there is a car where the doors fall off

Spoiler:

by Azzy Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:00 am

Clowns loves creampies right? Give her one of those.

by Fernando Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:02 am

Morning

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You have to already be nailing it to take a woman to the circus Olly.

I don't think he means that kind of Circus more then lion in a circle kind of crap (Cue Viva and his Animal Rights talk)

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:03 am

Eugh but asking her to see a movie go to a restaurant is so generic

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:05 am

Olly wrote:Eugh but asking her to see a movie go to a restaurant is so generic

Yeah, but it's generic for a reason...it's not a bit weird

by Fernando Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:08 am

If you want her naked, Just take her to a spa or something along those lines, Women love being pampered with Poopie. angel

by **Afro** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:22 am

Fernando wrote:Morning

You have to already be nailing it to take a woman to the circus Olly.

I don't think he means that kind of Circus more then lion in a circle kind of crap (Cue Viva and his Animal Rights talk)

When he said circus, she probably assumed he meant Carrow Road

by Marky Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:22 am

Maybe she was raped by a clown.

The sound of a horn makes her get vivid flashbacks.

If the weather's nice, offer to take her out for lunch and the surprise is, its a picnic in the park. Then you stare at clouds all day and plan your wedding.

by Fernando Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:23 am

Afro wrote:
Fernando wrote:Morning

You have to already be nailing it to take a woman to the circus Olly.

I don't think he means that kind of Circus more then lion in a circle kind of crap (Cue Viva and his Animal Rights talk)

When he said circus, she probably assumed he meant Carrow Road

That's a freak show not a circus Afro. Freak Show = Norwich Clowns = People with their faces covered in paint angel

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:32 am

Keep pushing the circus angle Olly. Change your ringtone to circus music, wear comedy trousers and tell her you'll squirt her in the face.

by Fernando Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:41 am

Alternatively tell her can make her an inflatable balloon snake then just it whip out like Viva on a friday night.

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:49 am

He should refer to himself in third person only, and as the Ringmaster.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:14 am

She won't even talk to me anymore I'm gonna move on she was fairly Meh anyways

by Fernando Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:14 am

It would not surprise me at all if Olly ever did that Soddy.

cake

I have been given birthday wonga now need to decide what to buy with it, Any ideas and before anyone says hooker no lol

by **Afro** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:15 am

She must really hate the circus

by GSC Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:15 am

Happy Birthday (possibly Belated) Nando

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:17 am

Fancy a trip to the circus nando...

by GSC Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:17 am

I'd suggest Watch Dogs but I've heard its good rather than great. Wolfenstein is supposed to be quite good.

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:20 am

Oooh, it is your birthday today Nando, the site is telling me so.

Happy birthday to you.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:20 am

Marky wrote:Maybe she was raped by a clown.

The sound of a horn makes her get vivid flashbacks.

If the weather's nice, offer to take her out for lunch and the surprise is, its a picnic in the park. Then you stare at clouds all day and plan your wedding.

This is a good idea, I can take her somewhere in my car, dressed as a clown, and keep her in my boot

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:21 am

Nando happy birthday try not to spend it all on hookers and pictures of arsene wenger

by Fernando Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:22 am

Olly wrote:Fancy a trip to the circus nando...

Nah i hate Clowns Euro Division Homepage LXXIV - Page 6 3559488474

& Ty GSC

All i shall say is Arsene is better at scoring with women then you are Olly Whistle

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:23 am

Didn't he get off with a 40 year old lap dancer?

I'm not very good with women, I'm sinking to lower levels than ever before. Although I am chatting with two girls who are best friends in the hope of a threesome (even if one is slightly large)

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:24 am

Olly wrote:
Marky wrote:Maybe she was raped by a clown.

The sound of a horn makes her get vivid flashbacks.

If the weather's nice, offer to take her out for lunch and the surprise is, its a picnic in the park. Then you stare at clouds all day and plan your wedding.
This is a good idea, I can take her somewhere in my car, dressed as a clown, and keep her in my boot

I sense she picked up the clown-based r@pe vibe from you very early.

She was probably afraid to say no, lest you stuff her in a small car full of your clown friends.

by Fernando Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:25 am

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< What Arsene nailed - Face of a horse but i suspect he bagged & ragged it Laugh

by GSC Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:30 am

I'd hit it

by Azzy Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:35 am

Nando, Happy Birthday lad. I hear the circus is a great place to spend your birthday, Olly has a spare ticket.

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 11:55 am

Just did the WC sweepstake at work.

I got Colombia. There goes a quid.

by Azzy Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:04 pm

I took three teams in mine.

First one was Greece. No chance there, everyone laughed. Euro 2004, said I.

Second was Italy. Little chance there, everyone chuckled. World Cup 2006, said I.

Third was Germany. Strong chance there, everyone groaned. Eat poopie, said I.

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by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:06 pm

Germany are big stage chokers.

by **Afro** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:07 pm

Germany have a great record in tournaments according to the experts.

It's only 24 years since they won their last won

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:09 pm

They've been choking since they re-unified.

They won Euro 96 only because England are even bigger chokers. Then they had to go to ET to beat the Czech's!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:11 pm

Germany will go out in the groups

Ghana to upset them I reckon

by Fernando Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:12 pm

Why aren't we having a sweepstake? Have a prize at the end of it of 500k/1m Whistle

by GSC Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:13 pm

Because 11 doesnt go into 32

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:14 pm

GSC wrote:Because 11 doesnt go into 32

There's a joke there, but I won't be the one to make it.

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:16 pm

We can do a sweepstake though. Just one person gets two teams instead of three, and I guess as a bonus for them, they get a bigger winners pot if either of theirs do it.

by GSC Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:16 pm

Has there ever been a post in this section without a joke to be read from it

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:22 pm

All teams:

Algeria
Cameroon
Côte d'Ivoire
Ghana
Nigeria
Australia
Iran
Japan
Korea Republic
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Croatia
England
France
Germany
Greece
Italy
Netherlands
Portugal
Russia
Switzerland
Costa Rica
Honduras
Mexico
USA
Argentina
Brazil
Chile
Colombia
Ecuador
Uruguay

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:23 pm

Trebs
sodhat
GSC
Afro
Viva
Olly
Nando
FootballLight
Azzy
Miky
Cherries

by GSC Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:24 pm

Sort them by ability

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:24 pm

Someone put the managers in random order, please...

by Fernando Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:25 pm

sodhat wrote:All teams:

~~Algeria~~
~~Cameroon~~
Côte d'Ivoire
Ghana
~~Nigeria~~
~~Australia~~
~~Iran~~
Japan
Korea Republic
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Croatia
England
France
Germany
~~Greece~~
Italy
Netherlands
Portugal
Russia
Switzerland
~~Costa Rica~~
~~Honduras~~
Mexico
~~USA~~
Argentina
Brazil
Chile
Colombia
~~Ecuador~~
Uruguay

There 22 sides Smile

with most chance really.

by GSC Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:25 pm

Actually, **** it, just give me 2 and everyone else 3.

by Fernando Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:26 pm

I prefer GSC's list Whistle

by GSC Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:27 pm

Managers:

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:29 pm

Here we go then:

Switzerland Trebs
Ghana Afro
Brazil GSC
France Nando
Russia FootballLight
Belgium Miky
England Olly
Algeria Viva
Nigeria sodhat
Australia Cherries
Bosnia and Herzegovina Azzy
Iran Afro
Cameroon Cherries
Korea Republic Viva
Argentina Trebs
Honduras Azzy
Spain Olly
Japan sodhat
Ecuador GSC
Chile Miky
Colombia Nando
Italy FootballLight
Germany sodhat
Greece FootballLight
Portugal Afro
Uruguay Miky
Mexico Cherries
Netherlands Trebs
Côte d'Ivoire Olly
Croatia Viva
Costa Rica Azzy
USA Nando

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