Euro Division Homepage LXXIV

by GSC Fri 6 Jun - 9:45

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SV Werder Bremen
FC Basel 1893

Transfers are now open.
Next Tactics due Monday 30th June, to be sent to GSC and Cherries. Trebs to vote by Friday the 27th June.

Week 2 Schedule:

Week 2:

World Cup Sweepstakes (1m to winner, 500k to runner up, 250k to losing semi finallists)

Spoiler:

Announcements:
TP/Lawyers can be retroactively rounded up/down to the nearest 100k.
All future deals should be rounded to the nearest 100k.

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 12:21

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Do we have any fitness gurus here? I've joined gym again but this time for real, I need some tips on what machines to use I don't have a clue.

Ask them if they have a Sure-Grip Suck Machine.

No I'm not going to get myself banned. You lot are useless when it comes to stuff outside of Football.

I know loads of stuff. Just ask me about 5ive or the actor that played Lurch in the original Addams Family TV series.

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 12:25

I tell you, I got my first public semi for at least 5 years today. Not even joking.

I know about S Club 7, Kylie, ancient & medieval history, biscuits, Horatio Nelson, Anchorman, and the movies of Nicholas Cage.

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 12:31

I get public semis relatively frequently, but then I don't have a regular outlet for killing sexual desires presently.

I should add closed and disused London Underground Stations to my list of things to ask me about.

And I know quite a lot about asbestos.

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 12:33

Where did the word asbestos originate?

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 12:34

That's a question on the English language and as such I shan't dignify it with an answer.

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 12:42

What is the most common use for asbestos?

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 12:45

Aside from poisoning tradesmen, it was most frequently used as a cheap and very fire/heat resistant building material. Where I work our most common locations are within fire places and chimney breasts.

You'll find a lot on pipework too, gaskets and flanges and even standard drainage pipes and roof cowls.

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 12:46

This must be thrilling to read.

by **Afro** Tue 10 Jun - 13:15

sodhat wrote:That's a question on the English language and as such I shan't dignify it with an answer.

Sounds more of an ancient Greek word to me

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 13:35

It is, it means 'unquenchable'. Like my lust for the Duchess. I am Asbestos Man!

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 13:36

Afro wrote:
sodhat wrote:That's a question on the English language and as such I shan't dignify it with an answer.

Sounds more of an ancient Greek word to me

Pipe down, nerd!

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 13:38

We need more clarification on each person's specialist category here. It'd be nice to clarify with you all.

by The Special Juan Tue 10 Jun - 13:42

James Bond films, Andy Murray. Oh, also, alcoholism, shouting and being generally Scottish.

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 13:42

Anyone here watch Game of Thrones last night?

by **Afro** Tue 10 Jun - 13:44

The films of Ron Jeremy 1994-1997

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 14:12

So, which one are you, Azzy?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2649715/A-glamorous-Duchess-Cambridge-launches-Britains-bid-glory-Americas-Cup-little-help-Sir-Ben-Ainslie.html

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 14:13

I'm the one with his back sticking out behind the pillar Doh

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 14:15

The Special Juan wrote:James Bond films, Andy Murray. Oh, also, alcoholism, shouting and being generally Scottish.

Not to mention the Highlander films, the life and times of Robert the Bruce, tartan, and the Highland Games, 1950-2013.

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 14:20

TheSecondComing wrote:I'm the one with his back sticking out behind the pillar

You pillarck

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 14:21

That was the closest I got. She really is absolutely flawless.

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 14:23

TheSecondComing wrote:
The Special Juan wrote:James Bond films, Andy Murray. Oh, also, alcoholism, shouting and being generally Scottish.
Not to mention the Highlander films, the life and times of Robert the Bruce, tartan, and the Highland Games, 1950-2013.

All Scottish people also have advanced degrees 'Put yer heed on 'im studies'

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 14:29

TheSecondComing wrote:That was the closest I got. She really is absolutely flawless.

It is pretty close. Who is the grey haired dude?

She may be flawless, but don't forget that's because she's a shapeshifting reptillian now.

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 14:39

Sir Keith Mills, he was the second in command of the Olympics behind Seb Coe. A rich man and keen sailor. The other chap is Sir Charles Dunstone, the Chairman of this particular bid and also the Chairman of our Museum.

Yawn. Kate was niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

by The Special Juan Tue 10 Jun - 14:40

sodhat wrote:
TheSecondComing wrote:
The Special Juan wrote:James Bond films, Andy Murray. Oh, also, alcoholism, shouting and being generally Scottish.
Not to mention the Highlander films, the life and times of Robert the Bruce, tartan, and the Highland Games, 1950-2013.

All Scottish people also have advanced degrees 'Put yer heed on 'im studies'

96 was a vintage year for the caber toss.

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 14:40

It's probably lucky that pillar obscured you. Otherwise the headline might have been something about your mast.

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Jun - 15:31

I've just been forced into giving 50 pounds to some charity feeds a family for a month, really gutted at that.

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Jun - 15:38

Technically I haven't given the money but I said I will, the deadline is Sunday but she's off Friday. Shall I "forget" to give the money? I don't think she'll ask me again.

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 15:43

Who asked you and why did you agree?

by cherriesfna Tue 10 Jun - 15:54

Give the money, I'd feel like s*** if I didn't

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 15:59

Viva, you're a good person with a heart of gold. Be a good Samaritan, give the money, knob the bird. It's what Jesus would want you to do.

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 16:02

That's what they want you to think though, with their pretty 20 year olds on the street campaigning for money.

They want you to think "cor, I'd give her one. If I give over £50 to help save the bees she might let me have a crack."

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Jun - 16:02

One of my work colleagues and she asked in front of another one who agreed to giving the money so there was enormous pressure on me saying yes. I couldn't escape like I can when I'm hounded in town by these beggars asking for charity.

I'll feel more like Poopie if I give 50 pounds, I can buy last of us remastered for that.

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 16:05

VivaPaulScholes wrote:One of my work colleagues and she asked in front of another one who agreed to giving the money so there was enormous pressure on me saying yes. I couldn't escape like I can when I'm hounded in town by these beggars asking for charity.

I'll feel more like Poopie if I give 50 pounds, I can buy last of us remastered for that.

When she comes for the money say:

"Fifty? I thought you said fifteen. I've already bought the Last of Us remastered this month because I thought you said fifteen, I'm all out. When you really think about it, it's kind of your fault."

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 16:05

Just think mate - there's some kid living three streets away whose parents only eat two meals a week so their kids can have basic meals. You can help them grow up strong and healthy, and through the inspiration you have provided they could turn into scientists who solve world hunger. Think about it. You could save our planet.

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 16:06

Of course, it's easy for me to say. I have tons of money.

by sodhat Tue 10 Jun - 16:07

TheSecondComing wrote:Of course, it's easy for me to say. I have tons of money.

I bet you didn't get tons of money by giving £50 away willy nilly.

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Jun - 16:12

sodhat wrote:That's what they want you to think though, with their pretty 20 year olds on the street campaigning for money.

They want you to think "cor, I'd give her one. If I give over £50 to help save the bees she might let me have a crack."

Never a truer word been spoken

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 16:17

I lied btw. I've been done by the charity girls before. One gave me her number once, but I wasn't particularly keen on her. She had a scouse accent.

by cherriesfna Tue 10 Jun - 16:26

TheSecondComing wrote:I lied btw. I've been done by the charity girls before. One gave me her number once, but I wasn't particularly keen on her. She had a scouse accent.

U still got it?

by Azzy Tue 10 Jun - 16:54

Haha, this was about ten years ago Cherries, she'd be in her mid-30s by now. Old enough to be your mum! And no, I don't. If I did, I'd have given it to Viva years ago Smile

by FIFA Diva Tue 10 Jun - 17:35

Thanks Azzy

by Marky Tue 10 Jun - 17:38

Viva wouldn't date a Mickey Mouser anyway. Too much football rivalry.

by FootballLight Tue 10 Jun - 19:01

Hiya guys

Just waiting on 4 links and then we are ready to set off next week I'm guessing? A lot of dust in my house at the moment as well.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 10 Jun - 22:24

am i getting my team off TM right?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 10 Jun - 22:27

Also got flat out rejected by a girl

Got free tickets to the circus on Friday, asked her if she wanted to go, she said yeah I will text me and we'll sort it out, so Saturday I whatsapp her and she has blanked me flat out (cos you can see on whatsapp can't you)

I'd rather she just said no and didn't ignore me!

by GSC Tue 10 Jun - 22:33

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 10 Jun - 22:45

Page is up

I'll clean it up tomorrow

by sodhat Wed 11 Jun - 9:06

Olly wrote:Also got flat out rejected by a girl

Got free tickets to the circus on Friday, asked her if she wanted to go, she said yeah I will text me and we'll sort it out, so Saturday I whatsapp her and she has blanked me flat out (cos you can see on whatsapp can't you)

I'd rather she just said no and didn't ignore me!

Chicks love to feel special, so a free ticket to a circus is probably her dream.

by GSC Wed 11 Jun - 9:21

Download festival just down the road from where I work so I can work from home the next 2 days.

Aiming to start the league next Monday, first tactics due following Monday.

Transfer negotiations can take place, but no deals agreed and completed until midday next Monday

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 11 Jun - 9:28

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:Also got flat out rejected by a girl

Got free tickets to the circus on Friday, asked her if she wanted to go, she said yeah I will text me and we'll sort it out, so Saturday I whatsapp her and she has blanked me flat out (cos you can see on whatsapp can't you)

I'd rather she just said no and didn't ignore me!

Chicks love to feel special, so a free ticket to a circus is probably her dream.

I have didnt tell her I got it for free!

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