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Headed to the dam this weekend. God I've missed it. Girlfriend's never been and I'm undecided on whether to take her or not.

Morning all,

As dry as a dead dingo's clacka here.

There's a bit of a buzz with all the football finals coming up here... and those attempted terrorism plots which have been thwarted by our security people. It's a dangerous mix but this sort of environment tends to keep oneself alert to any potential breaking news.

kingraf wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Raf

Not BBQ weather here unfortunately but ate my own bodyweight in food over the weekend at a local festival so probably for the best...

Had a braai at the dam this weekend as well. Caught some fish. Was a good day till the thundershowers came and ruined everything.

what did you catch?

Morning all. I saw Richie Woodhall on my way to work today. I am going to interpret that as a sign today will be a good day. Have also had two pointless answers in a row in the Pointless final round over the last two days, for a first week back at work this is a pretty good one.

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Raf

Not BBQ weather here unfortunately but ate my own bodyweight in food over the weekend at a local festival so probably for the best...

Had a braai at the dam this weekend as well. Caught some fish. Was a good day till the thundershowers came and ruined everything.

what did you catch?

He took his girlfriend. Probably caught herpes.

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Raf

Not BBQ weather here unfortunately but ate my own bodyweight in food over the weekend at a local festival so probably for the best...

Had a braai at the dam this weekend as well. Caught some fish. Was a good day till the thundershowers came and ruined everything.

what did you catch?

I didnt actually catch anything. I've stated before that fishing at the Vaal is merely code for "Drinking myself legless on a boat", but my mate caught a grassie, and a few other guys I'd hitherto never met caught some bass and Mielies. I just sat there getting heavily drunk. You woulda been proud Sean.

kingraf wrote:Caught some fish.

kingraf wrote:I didnt actually catch anything.

Union Cane wrote:

kingraf wrote:Caught some fish.

kingraf wrote:I didnt actually catch anything.

Its all about reading properly Union... At no stage did I say I caught some fish... I was speaking for the collective, it was a team effort.

Sorry Raf I am with Union on this one. The suggestion in your initial post was very much that you personally caught some fish. Union is perfectly entitled and correct to have interpreted it as such.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Raf

Not BBQ weather here unfortunately but ate my own bodyweight in food over the weekend at a local festival so probably for the best...

Had a braai at the dam this weekend as well. Caught some fish. Was a good day till the thundershowers came and ruined everything.

what did you catch?

He took his girlfriend. Probably caught herpes.

She's no longer my girlfriend, she's now TLFMR, or the likely future Mrs Raf. Maybe TLFMRR the likely future Mrs. Rademayer-Raf, if she chooses to double barrel

Got up very early this morning, had to get over to Manchester for an appearance on BBC Breakfast.

Rowley wrote:Sorry Raf I am with Union on this one. The suggestion in your initial post was very much that you personally caught some fish. Union is perfectly entitled and correct to have interpreted it as such.

It was supposed suggest I did it myself. I didn't think anyone would take the matter further. I just withheld the "I" in case someone actually did.

kingraf wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Raf

Not BBQ weather here unfortunately but ate my own bodyweight in food over the weekend at a local festival so probably for the best...

Had a braai at the dam this weekend as well. Caught some fish. Was a good day till the thundershowers came and ruined everything.

what did you catch?

He took his girlfriend. Probably caught herpes.

She's no longer my girlfriend, she's now TLFMR, or the likely future Mrs Raf. Maybe TLFMRR the likely future Mrs. Rademayer-Raf, if she chooses to double barrel

Any woman who would consider double barreling is not marriage material. Find out quickly Raf, if double barreling is a possibility get shut straight away, save yourself hassle and time.

Rowley wrote:Any woman who would consider double barreling is not marriage material.

Ooh, I say.

Rowley wrote:

kingraf wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Raf

Not BBQ weather here unfortunately but ate my own bodyweight in food over the weekend at a local festival so probably for the best...

Had a braai at the dam this weekend as well. Caught some fish. Was a good day till the thundershowers came and ruined everything.

what did you catch?

He took his girlfriend. Probably caught herpes.

She's no longer my girlfriend, she's now TLFMR, or the likely future Mrs Raf. Maybe TLFMRR the likely future Mrs. Rademayer-Raf, if she chooses to double barrel

Any woman who would consider double barreling is not marriage material. Find out quickly Raf, if double barreling is a possibility get shut straight away, save yourself hassle and time.

Indeed, I'll have a word with her.

Union Cane wrote:Got up very early this morning, had to get over to Manchester for an appearance on BBC Breakfast.

Go on then....

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Got up very early this morning, had to get over to Manchester for an appearance on BBC Breakfast.

Go on then....

Not me, I meant Ed Miliband. I never said it was me.

Union Cane wrote:

Rowley wrote:Any woman who would consider double barreling is not marriage material.

Ooh, I say.

I once saw a woman being double barreled on the Telly. She didn't sound as if she was enjoying herself all that much.

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Rowley wrote:Any woman who would consider double barreling is not marriage material.

Ooh, I say.

I once saw a woman being double barreled on the Telly. She didn't sound as if she was enjoying herself all that much.

Must have been a while ago, modern Tellies are a bit thin for that kind of thing.

Union Cane wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Got up very early this morning, had to get over to Manchester for an appearance on BBC Breakfast.

Go on then....

Not me, I meant Ed Miliband. I never said it was me.

Bugger off Cane

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Rowley wrote:Any woman who would consider double barreling is not marriage material.

Ooh, I say.

I once saw a woman being double barreled on the Telly. She didn't sound as if she was enjoying herself all that much.

Must have been a while ago, modern Tellies are a bit thin for that kind of thing.

She wasn't on the Telly. She was projected onto the Telly via VHS.

Anyone met a woman who would triple barrel?

F*ck me, I am soaked to the skin. School run is a disaster in this weather. I am literally dripping wet.

A few of the mums invited me to Costa for a coffee but I had to decline. I’m not sure if they actually meant ‘coffee’ or really meant they wanted me to go back to one of their houses for some sex games.

Pretty sure it’s the second option but can’t be certain.

Morning all.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck me, I am soaked to the skin.  School run is a disaster in this weather.  I am literally dripping wet.

A few of the mums invited me to Costa for a coffee but I had to decline.  I’m not sure if they actually meant ‘coffee’ or really meant they wanted me to go back to one of their houses for some sex games.

Pretty sure it’s the second option but can’t be certain.

Morning all.

The rest of us of quite certain which one it was.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck me, I am soaked to the skin.  School run is a disaster in this weather.  I am literally dripping wet.

A few of the mums invited me to Costa for a coffee but I had to decline.  I’m not sure if they actually meant ‘coffee’ or really meant they wanted me to go back to one of their houses for some sex games.

Pretty sure it’s the second option but can’t be certain.

Morning all.

The rest of us of quite certain which one it was.

I should have gone, shouldn't I? I could be writing around with naked MILFS right now.

Thanks for the reassurance, Jules.

MILFs with a Stan Boardman fetish?

Or writhing if you play your cards right Tina.

Rowley wrote:Or writhing if you play your cards right Tina.

More chance of writing I think.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Or writhing if you play your cards right Tina.

More chance of writing I think.

Think they just wanted to invite you to that Home Executives council I mentioned yesterday

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Or writhing if you play your cards right Tina.

More chance of writing I think.

Think they just wanted to invite you to that Home Executives council I mentioned yesterday

I L*L out loud at yesterday. No need to post it again.

Don't push your luck.

I bet these mothers are at it all the time. Hubby off to work, kids safely shut away at school. Small group heads back to the designated house, heating turned up full, chardonnay flowing and suddenly one of them pulls out the 8v double ended black mamba. Feminist carnage ensues.

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Or writhing if you play your cards right Tina.

More chance of writing I think.

Think they just wanted to invite you to that Home Executives council I mentioned yesterday

Just nod and offer your writing skills, Tina. The writhing can come later.

Found some of my old favourite TV theme tunes just recently... been in the back of my mind for ages.

Anyone want to rank 7 of them for me if I put them up?
(mostly 70s ones with heavy syncopation, funky bass lines and the odd screaming horn)

seanmichaels wrote:I bet these mothers are at it all the time. Hubby off to work, kids safely shut away at school. Small group heads back to the designated house, heating turned up full, chardonnay flowing and suddenly one of them pulls out the 8v double ended black mamba. Feminist carnage ensues.

Also, attractive female executives who are away on business trips. Particularly French business executives in the 40 - 50 age bracket.

Filthy.

Receiving a different length each night from their colleagues and the locals.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I bet these mothers are at it all the time. Hubby off to work, kids safely shut away at school. Small group heads back to the designated house, heating turned up full, chardonnay flowing and suddenly one of them pulls out the 8v double ended black mamba. Feminist carnage ensues.

Also, attractive female executives who are away on business trips.  Particularly French business executives in the 40 - 50 age bracket.

Filthy.

Receiving a different length each night from their colleagues and the locals.

Mates were taking the pi55 out of me for that yesterday. Funny thing is she sent a picture of her having dinner with the CEO (she's worked with him for a few years). He looks like a younger, sober, and less 'lived in' version of me.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I bet these mothers are at it all the time. Hubby off to work, kids safely shut away at school. Small group heads back to the designated house, heating turned up full, chardonnay flowing and suddenly one of them pulls out the 8v double ended black mamba. Feminist carnage ensues.

Also, attractive female executives who are away on business trips.  Particularly French business executives in the 40 - 50 age bracket.

Filthy.

Receiving a different length each night from their colleagues and the locals.

Mates were taking the pi55 out of me for that yesterday. Funny thing is she sent a picture of her having dinner with the CEO (she's worked with him for a few years). He looks like a younger, sober, and less 'lived in' version of me.

She was almost certainly w*nking him off under the table.

Congratulations on reaching 7000 posts sean, and commiserations on losing your lady.

Union Cane wrote:Congratulations on reaching 7000 posts sean, and commiserations on losing your lady.

Didn't see that.

She'll be back. She needs a lift from Heathrow on Friday night.

1. Streets of San Francisco:

2. Love Thy Neighbour:

3. Mind Your Language:

4. Barney Miller:

5. Division 4:

6. Prisoner - Cell Block H:

7. Cool McCool:

I didn't actually watch these often but the tunes were quite catchy looking back on them.

Does anyone have a favourite one of the above? Give us your rankings when you have some time to spare.

Is "Lived in" a euphemism for more nefarious deeds which were perpetuated against you Sean? Not always by yourself.

1. 3. Mind Your Language
2. 7. Cool McCool
3. 2. Love Thy Neighbour
4. 4. Barney Miller
5. 1. Streets Of San Francisco
6. 6. Prisoner - Cell Block H
7. 5. Division 4

I have no speakers at work so have based this on the pictures.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

1. Streets of San Francisco:

2. Love Thy Neighbour:

3. Mind Your Language:

4. Barney Miller:

5. Division 4:

6. Prisoner - Cell Block H:

7. Cool McCool:

I didn't actually watch these often but the tunes were quite catchy looking back on them.

Does anyone have a favourite one of the above? Give us your rankings when you have some time to spare.

Never heard a single one. We didn't have television until the mid 1970s and even then it was Afrikaans shows with Calvinist undertones, and overtones too, if I'm being honest. Any shows which might have been mega hits worldwide in the 70s unfortunately never gained any tract here. Plus it was about 20 years before my arrival

Always liked the Chocablock theme tune myself. And Ulysses - his name's robo a robot you know?

Better ones imho are :-
The Rockford Files
Starsky & Hutch (both versions)
The Bionic Woman
Taxi
Hawaii 5-0

seanmichaels wrote:And Ulysses

Ulysseeeesssseeessss, he's the ruler of the Galaxy.

Great theme choon.

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Hawaii 5-0

I know that one!!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:And Ulysses

Ulysseeeesssseeessss, he's the ruler of the Galaxy.

Great theme choon.  

Can you do the Pigeon Street noise?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:And Ulysses

Ulysseeeesssseeessss, he's the ruler of the Galaxy.

Great theme choon.  

Can you do the Pigeon Street noise?

I'm doing it right now.

Do you reckon Long-distance Clara was getting it from men in truckstops up and down the country?

Battle of the Planets?

G-------Force!!!

The Equalizer theme tune is the greatest theme tune of all time. All other discussion is meaningless.

Too much detail.....