The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by kingraf Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:47 pm

First topic message reminder :

Headed to the dam this weekend. God I've missed it. Girlfriend's never been and I'm undecided on whether to take her or not.

by Rowley Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:03 pm

I had a coke zero as well Tina. I knew we would find some common ground eventually.

by **superflyweight** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:03 pm

Sorry for the delay - just been working on a dreadnought that will keep Edinburgh plumbers busy over the next few days.

It will make a better First Minister than Salmond.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:

Alex Salmond now looks like someone has drawn a sad face on a scrotum...

That's almost certainly what Super looks like. Just add ginger hair to the image and you're there.

Ham, cheese and mayo sandwich on thick white bread. Had to pop into town to get some decent bread but it was worth it. Lovely stuff.

Some plain Hula-Hoops and a bar of fruit and nut. Washed down with a can of coke zero.

You're going to get fat Windows.....

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:10 pm

super wrote:It will make a better First Minister than Salmond.

So would a lucky 8-ball...

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:10 pm

Rowley wrote:I had a coke zero as well Tina. I knew we would find some common ground eventually.

Why anyone would drink coke zero instead of pepsi max is beyond me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:11 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:

Alex Salmond now looks like someone has drawn a sad face on a scrotum...

That's almost certainly what Super looks like. Just add ginger hair to the image and you're there.

Ham, cheese and mayo sandwich on thick white bread. Had to pop into town to get some decent bread but it was worth it. Lovely stuff.

Some plain Hula-Hoops and a bar of fruit and nut. Washed down with a can of coke zero.

You're going to get fat Windows.....

Coke zero. I don't think so, Seany.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:12 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:I had a coke zero as well Tina. I knew we would find some common ground eventually.

Why anyone would drink coke zero instead of pepsi max is beyond me.

Jeff and I are beyond you. In many ways.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:14 pm

You never see a thin person drinking diet coke or coke zero.

The fat women here have shares in the stuff though.

by Rowley Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:15 pm

I think I am in the process of coming down with the novovirus or whatever it is called. At the risk of being crude things are passing through me quite quickly today. On the plus side have made a decision to go on a diet today so a few days of illness could give me just the start I need.

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:15 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:You never see a thin person drinking diet coke or coke zero.

The fat women here have shares in the stuff though.

I'm not as thin as I was when I was 18, but I'm not exactly TopHat. I'm not even Union for f*cks sake.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:I had a coke zero as well Tina. I knew we would find some common ground eventually.

Why anyone would drink coke zero instead of pepsi max is beyond me.

Jeff and I are beyond you. In many ways.

I don't understand.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:20 pm

Rowley wrote:I think I am in the process of coming down with the novovirus or whatever it is called. At the risk of being crude things are passing through me quite quickly today. On the plus side have made a decision to go on a diet today so a few days of illness could give me just the start I need.

I think you'll know if you have it. I bugled so hard some peanuts that i'd eaten earlier in the day got stuck in my teeth on their way out. For 24 hours it was the most ill I have ever felt. Constant sh1tt1ng and bugling.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You never see a thin person drinking diet coke or coke zero.

The fat women here have shares in the stuff though.

I'm not as thin as I was when I was 18, but I'm not exactly TopHat. I'm not even Union for f*cks sake.

Jeff?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You never see a thin person drinking diet coke or coke zero.

The fat women here have shares in the stuff though.

I'm not as thin as I was when I was 18, but I'm not exactly TopHat. I'm not even Union for f*cks sake.

Jeff?

Nope.

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:23 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not even Union for f*cks sake.

F*ck off, tubby.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:25 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:I had a coke zero as well Tina. I knew we would find some common ground eventually.

Why anyone would drink coke zero instead of pepsi max is beyond me.

Jeff and I are beyond you. In many ways.

F*ck off, thickhead.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:28 pm

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:31 pm

A fat scouse living in the home counties. Tino, are you Micky Quinn?

by Guest Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:32 pm

Rowley wrote:I think I am in the process of coming down with the novovirus or whatever it is called. At the risk of being crude things are passing through me quite quickly today. On the plus side have made a decision to go on a diet today so a few days of illness could give me just the start I need.

I had it the Christmas before last...on family photos I have a slightly greenish tinge to my skin. I really was p!ssing rusty water out me ar$e. You have my sympathies and I predict at least a four pound weight loss for you in the next two or three days.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:35 pm

seanmichaels wrote:A fat scouse living in the home counties. Tino, are you Micky Quinn?

If I had the faintest idea who Mickey Quinn was, I would confirm or deny that.

by Guest Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:39 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:A fat scouse living in the home counties. Tino, are you Micky Quinn?

If I had the faintest idea who Mickey Quinn was, I would confirm or deny that.

What is your opinion on horse racing Tina?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:43 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:A fat scouse living in the home counties. Tino, are you Micky Quinn?

If I had the faintest idea who Mickey Quinn was, I would confirm or deny that.
What is your opinion on horse racing Tina?

I f*cking hate it.

by Guest Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:A fat scouse living in the home counties. Tino, are you Micky Quinn?

If I had the faintest idea who Mickey Quinn was, I would confirm or deny that.
What is your opinion on horse racing Tina?

I f*cking hate it.

You're definitely not Mickey Quinn then...or you ARE Mickey Quinn and are being very devious.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:15 pm

DAVE wrote:You're definitely not Mickey Quinn then...or you ARE Mickey Quinn and are being very devious.

In which case, as Micky Quinn does not have the smarts to be devious, he can not be Micky Quinn, can see this getting stuck in a loop of rhetoric...

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:17 pm

Anthony Quinn more like.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:18 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:You're definitely not Mickey Quinn then...or you ARE Mickey Quinn and are being very devious.

In which case, as Micky Quinn does not have the smarts to be devious, he can not be Micky Quinn, can see this getting stuck in a loop of rhetoric...

But has Tino ever had a moustache?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:19 pm

Union Cane wrote:Anthony Quinn more like.

Dr Quinn Medicine Woman more like.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:20 pm

sean wrote:But has Tino ever had a moustache?

Let's look at the evidence:

1) Scouse
2) Tubby
3) Stay at home dad
4) Shoplifter

I would say almost certainly sean.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:21 pm

The Mighty Quinn.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:23 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:But has Tino ever had a moustache?

Let's look at the evidence:

1) Scouse
2) Tubby
3) Stay at home dad
4) Shoplifter

I would say almost certainly sean.

I am guilty of all of the above but I've never had a moustache. That blows your theory out of the water, Rumpole.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:24 pm

Tino wrote:I am guilty of all of the above but I've never had a moustache. That blows your theory out of the water, Rumpole.

Probably not Micky Quinn then...

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:29 pm

That was fun, working out which alive minor celebrities we are not could be the new working out which recently deceased minor celebrities we are not.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:29 pm

Union Cane wrote:That was fun, working out which alive minor celebrities we are not could be the new working out which recently deceased minor celebrities we are not.

I still don't know who the bastard is.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The Mighty Quinn.

C Quinn.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:31 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The Mighty Quinn.

C Quinn.

Excellent work.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:33 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Quinn

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:36 pm

Union Cane wrote:That was fun, working out which alive minor celebrities we are not could be the new working out which recently deceased minor celebrities we are not.

Ok. I'll have fiirst crack at you.

Are you a professional sportsman?

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Ok. I'll have fiirst crack at you.

Are you a professional sportsman?

Yes.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:39 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Ok. I'll have fiirst crack at you.

Are you a professional sportsman?

Yes.

Interesting. I think I have it. Are you David Icke?

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:40 pm

No, you win.

by Adam D Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:41 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The Mighty Quinn.

C Quinn.

As Charlie Sheen would say #quinning

by **superflyweight** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:43 pm

Mickey Quim.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:47 pm

Sicky Rim

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:47 pm

superflyweight wrote:Mickey Quim.

Sticky Quim.

by kingraf Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:50 pm

Well, this is a new low.

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:51 pm

Clicky Chin.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:52 pm

Mornington Crescent

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:58 pm

kingraf wrote:Well, this is a new low.

This is a low, but it won't hurt you.
When you're alone it will be there with you
Finding ways to stay solo....

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