The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Union Cane wrote:Decades, lol.

Oh Christ.

Not this again.

rick_dagless wrote:

Jules wrote:I've been spending my time trying to work out how to get 'otiose' into a post.

I think that if you did then your efforts would be rather otiose.

Yeah, you're right. Anyone who tried it would be a fool.

Jules wrote:Yeah, you're right. Anyone who tried it would be a fool.

Totally agree...

Though I will endeavour to get it into a meeting today, I think it could be applicable to many peoples efforts.

I will update you on my foolish attempts (like you care)

I care rick. More than you'll ever know.

Jules wrote:I care rick. More than you'll ever know.

In that case Jules, I will endeavour with aplomb...

Why did you end up 3 stops away?

Couldnt you get off at the next station?

Adam wrote:Why did you end up 3 stops away?

I was going to ask the same, but then ran the scenario and came to my own conclusions...

I often use words I don't understand in conversation. I do this to make myself sound more sanguine

That's a very cromulent word.

Adam D wrote:Why did you end up 3 stops away?

Couldnt you get off at the next station?

because it was a late train only stopping at certain stations. if I'd missed my stop and it stopped at the next station i could have walked that extra mile or so.

seanmichaels wrote:

Adam D wrote:Why did you end up 3 stops away?

Couldnt you get off at the next station?

because it was a late train only stopping at certain stations. if I'd missed my stop and it stopped at the next station i could have walked that extra mile or so.

So it was 3 stations on but one actual stop - gotcha!

Yeah. Absolute bugger. Guildford to Reading line. There are 3 or 4 stations still in walking distance of where I live but it just went that one step too far.

Had an Indian taxi driver in his 50's. Claimed he had 3 'proper' birds on the go and 22 regular. I asked if he could share the wealth and worryingly he said yes..... I think he was open to a menage a trois (quatre, cinq).

Coq au Leekie soup and a beef with pastrami sandwich... 7/10

Peking Spare ribs
Cripsy Chilly shredded beef with fried rice and plain boodles.

8/10

Adam D wrote:Peking Spare ribs
Cripsy Chilly shredded beef with fried rice and plain boodles.

8/10

For lunch? Fat bastard.

Sounds alright mind....

Put me in the mood for a Chinese takeaway tonight now..

my arris is in pieces. only ate half the bloody curry

seanmichaels wrote:my arris is in pieces. only ate half the bloody curry

Never took you for a recycling type

bog off shah. can you never say anything nice?

seanmichaels wrote:bog off shah. can you never say anything nice?

You could be in for a bit of well deserved compo if these historical abuse investigations widen their net to the size of your bumhole

Rick being in a mood for chicken takeaway put me in a mood for chicken takeaway. Getting myself a bucket of fried chicken wings when I knock off

TFI Friday,

Morning all, let's hope that todays board efforts are less otiose than yesterdays...

Fist

Indeed Ricko. Transcendent use of the word otiose.
Sicond

Tird.  

Or at least I think I am.  The posting times have gone all weird and I'm not sure if it's actually today, or if I'm posting yesterday.

Morning super/Raf

Raf wrote:Indeed Ricko. Transcendent use of the word otiose.

Thanks Raf

super wrote:The posting times have gone all weird and I'm not sure if it's actually today, or if I'm posting yesterday

Adam posted about this the other day super, go into your account profile and preferences, and somewhere in the advanced bit  you can get it back on GMT

You 3 are so quick. Good Morning.

Unbelievably warm here today but the concrete is in the pool. The head guy looked like he was from ZZ Top. His beard was grey with concrete spray by the end of the job. They've all just left.

When is the pool going to be covered in bikini clad wench TLD?

And when will the pictures be shared?

Cheers Rick. All sorted now. Good to be back on old Blighty time.

super wrote:Cheers Rick. All sorted now. Good to be back on old Blighty time.

Blimmin foreigners coming over here with their different times, it aint right I tells ya....

"Otiose" - good word rick. Wish I'd thought of using it. It's a bit of a recumbentibus.

rick_dagless wrote:When is the pool going to be covered in bikini clad wench TLD?

And when will the pictures be shared?

Funny, that's what the ZZ Top bloke was saying all day.
Have to wait 28 days for the concrete to cure before the final finish... but you can probably do it after 3 weeks.

Early this morning:

Concrete leak...:

Steps taking shape:

Nearly there...:

Last little bit...:

Concrete wave:

Here are some nice snaps from the beach yesterday. I had a day off... 1st time in ages.
The water is pretty inviting. Loads of schoolgirls down there for PE but unfortunately no snaps of them.
(there was grumpy looking pedo teacher with A4 clipboard and a whistle!)
Also some pics from where Flinders, Bass and "The Boy Martin" sailed their little boat "Tom Thumb" at Port Hacking... just south of Cronulla beach.

Wanda Beach looking Towards Cronulla:

Small waves:

Obelisk:

Jibbon Beach:

Bundeena:

Jules wrote:"Otiose" - good word rick. Wish I'd thought of using it. It's a bit of a recumbentibus.

Cheers Jules, it was a flash of inspiration from somewhere...

Alas TLD I can not see said photo's, I will have to wait for the others to eulogize about them...

rick_dagless wrote:Alas TLD I can not see said photo's, I will have to wait for the others to eulogize about them...

Some weird thing going on with one of them. It keeps referencing some other image and opening a link in the image server?

Jules wrote:recumbentibus

Apparently this is best said with a curled top lip Jules...

I will fill in the blanks in my mind.

rick_dagless wrote:

Jules wrote:recumbentibus

Apparently this is best said with a curled top lip Jules...

I will fill in the blanks in my mind.

As you wish rick. I'm just a gongoozler in the whole thing anyway.

Jules wrote:As you wish rick. I'm just a gongoozler in the whole thing anyway.

You canal ways join in whenever Jules.

If a zinger of a pun like that does not galvanize this place then nothing will...

rick_dagless wrote:If a zinger of a pun like that does not galvanize this place then nothing will...

It was venice, Rick.

superflyweight wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:If a zinger of a pun like that does not galvanize this place then nothing will...

It was venice, Rick.  

It was Venice, son.

Thanks super, I was hoping to barge some posters to life...

Jules wrote:It was Venice, son.

Oh deer...

Lovely pics LD. Pool looks a beaut.

Slammin' Sam on the news here yesterday. He's arrived at Bath. Looks a bit lean IMO.

Late in work today. Had my first session with new shrink. She was very attractive in a hippy-ish sort of way. She had a little siffle which made her very 'cute' (for want of a better word).

rick_dagless wrote:Thanks super, I was hoping to barge some posters to life...

Gondola are the days when this was a hot bed of posting activity.

super wrote:Gondola are the days when this was a hot bed of posting activity.

Canoe one come up with better puns than these?

Less of the canal puns. Adam D will lock the thread

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

• When chemists die, they barium.

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

• A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

• They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

• This dyslexic man walks into a bra .

• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

• A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.

• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

• What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..

• I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

• Broken pencils are pointless.

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus..

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home.. Details are sketchy.

seanmichaels wrote:Lovely pics LD. Pool looks a beaut.

Slammin' Sam on the news here yesterday. He's arrived at Bath. Looks a bit lean IMO.

Late in work today. Had my first session with new shrink. She was very attractive in a hippy-ish sort of way. She had a little siffle which made her very 'cute' (for want of a better word).

Do you mean 'sniffle', or is 'siffle' a slang term for part of the female anatomy?

Sniffle. She had a bit of a cold I think.

Morning all (just about)