The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:54 am

Union Cane wrote:Decades, lol.

Oh Christ.

Not this again.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:58 am

Would anyone here do Miranda?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:59 am

seanmichaels wrote:Would anyone here do Miranda?

Almost certainly.

You?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:00 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Would anyone here do Miranda?

Almost certainly.

You?

Not sure. Once boned a similarly built and posh Miranda style bird. It was quite enjoyable. Appreciated the long legs.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:03 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Would anyone here do Miranda?

Almost certainly.

You?

Not sure. Once boned a similarly built and posh Miranda style bird. It was quite enjoyable. Appreciated the long legs.

I lost my cherry to a girl who looked like a young Janet Street-Porter.

I think Rick had her the following morning.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Would anyone here do Miranda?

Almost certainly.

You?

Not sure. Once boned a similarly built and posh Miranda style bird. It was quite enjoyable. Appreciated the long legs.

I lost my cherry to a girl who looked like a young Janet Street-Porter.

I think Rick had her the following morning.

Do you have to jizz to lose your virginity?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:05 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Would anyone here do Miranda?

Almost certainly.

You?

Not sure. Once boned a similarly built and posh Miranda style bird. It was quite enjoyable. Appreciated the long legs.

I lost my cherry to a girl who looked like a young Janet Street-Porter.

I think Rick had her the following morning.

Do you have to jizz to lose your virginity?

Not sure. I would say no but wouldn't argue strongly either way.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:07 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Would anyone here do Miranda?

Almost certainly.

You?

Not sure. Once boned a similarly built and posh Miranda style bird. It was quite enjoyable. Appreciated the long legs.

I lost my cherry to a girl who looked like a young Janet Street-Porter.

I think Rick had her the following morning.

Do you have to jizz to lose your virginity?

First encounter it was like a mouse's ear and never really got suyfficient penetration. Once told her that I didn't count her as my first. She got quite upset.

by kingraf Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:08 am

No... otherwise the quality of the girl I lost mine to drops sharply.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:09 am

We should ask Galted. He has just paid for his first girlfriend.

He must have sealed the deal by now.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:12 am

Tino wrote:I lost my cherry to a girl who looked like a young Janet Street-Porter.

I think Rick had her the following morning.

When I close my eyes I can still see it...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:15 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We should ask Galted. He has just paid for his first girlfriend.

He must have sealed the deal by now.

I was thinking about him yesterday. A squall came through whilst I was in the car park and a big leaf just missed me. I chuckled thinking back to the story when he was at the bus stop and got slapped in the face by a big soggy one. Prat.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:16 am

Tino wrote:We should ask Galted. He has just paid for his first girlfriend.

He must have sealed the deal by now.

The story would end by the coitus being interrupted by his cat using his knackers as an executive toy mid stroke knowing him...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:22 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We should ask Galted. He has just paid for his first girlfriend.

He must have sealed the deal by now.

I was thinking about him yesterday. A squall came through whilst I was in the car park and a big leaf just missed me. I chuckled thinking back to the story when he was at the bus stop and got slapped in the face by a big soggy one. Prat.

I remember that. Didn't you find out what it was by posting a picture of a leaf?

I miss Galted. And Glated.

I miss his stories about gayly skipping down the road from Liverpool Street Station.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:24 am

Isn't the cat Galtova's? She's blatantly getting him to buy a place so she can ship her brother and parents over as well. It's also why he's not 'allowed' a new phone.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:25 am

I hang around the culture cup in the evening purely for those occasions when Galted shows up.

by kingraf Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:19 pm

I hang around Jewellery stores on weekends purely in case they feel like throwing some old stock my way.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:25 pm

I used to hang out the back of women at weekends. Sadly those days are long gone.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:34 pm

Corned beef burger with bacon egg and cheese on it.

Bloody marvelous

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:52 pm

seany,

I wonder what they're doing right now?

I've been having these flashbacks of random people from certain instances at parties decades ago. (e.g. girl coming through a doorway carrying drink and blurting some rubbish out with a particular song on in the background) It's quite vivid and realistic.

It's amazing how the mind can remember such details. It feels so accurate and realistic. Funny thing is; I thought I had completely forgotten about them but they just sprang up in my conscience all of a sudden. Am I going nuts?

Must be some message in there for me somewhere but upon reflection I think it's only just the mind trying to tell me to enjoy life... exactly like I used to do at those parties. I need to get out more and experience the contemporary equivalent if possible.

I'm not blotto or anything. It happens in the middle of the day when I'm sweating like a slave.

Major changes today with the new driveway cut. Pool looks superb... still mud. I moved about 1500 bricks by hand and carried half a shedload of timber up the new drive into the garage so the bloke could do his grading and the plumber could do his stuff. It felt like a mad rush to get this all done before the concrete pour for the pool early next week. It was 24 deg with a nice breeze... but you still feel so knackered; yet very satisfied. Better now than next week when it's going to be a heatwave. Most of the heavy lifting will be over. I'll need to sit back a bit and recover then.

by **Union Cane** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:54 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Am I going nuts?

Seems that way.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:57 pm

TLD wrote:Am I going nuts?

TLD :

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:57 pm

Union Cane wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Am I going nuts?

Seems that way.

Good then. I think that's a good thing.
It's so easy to press the reset button and get back on track again.
You haven't lived if you don't hit the wall a few times. The "coming back to try again" bit can be very exhilarating.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:01 pm

Yes, a bit like that, rick... but with slightly less drawl.
I'm more interesting than that though.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:03 pm

TLD wrote:I'm more interesting than that though.

You do have your moments to be fair mate, so all good...

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:03 pm

I've just ruined my 43200 as well.

Might have to delete an old comment then.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:05 pm

You will have to delete 2...

by kingraf Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:05 pm

I have similar moments... Although my synapses are much fresher than yours, so that explains mine. Every time I go to a particular bar with my girlfriend, I have memories of attending the 2000 One day International day nighter against England, with Andy Caddick bowling. I think it's the combination of Castle and cigarettes which is how cricket grounds smelled before the public smoking ban.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:09 pm

OK Raf. I bet they are fresher.

See? It's normal behaviour. Something's wrong with you if you're not doing it.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:10 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:seany,

I wonder what they're doing right now?

Judging by FB most have kids and live seemingly sensible lives.

I don't know whether it ios because i can't have them but I find (sorry Tino) kids and their parents phucking annoying. Why do they always need so many bags, juice cartons, wipes that they can't find amongst all the other clutter. Some bird on sunday stopped in the middle of a thoroughfare on sunday and just stood there blocking the way for a minute ore 2. I dropped the c-bomb face combination it irritated me so much.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:13 pm

Watched a funny aussie video at lunch. Some guy (a bronco i think) was invited into the commentary box. He mentioned his missus was in the crowd and the cameras picked her up. He was gushing over her when she suddenly started simulating w@nking someone off and other sex related activities. Classic

by **Union Cane** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:14 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I don't know whether it ios because i can't have them but I find (sorry Tino) kids and their parents phucking annoying.

Was going to ask, but then I realised.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:15 pm

Although I don't go on FB much, I totally concur with your first sentence.

Sorry, I don't speak French that well anymore. I can't understand your 2nd para.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:15 pm

seanmichaels wrote:

I don't know whether it ios because i can't have them but I find (sorry Tino) kids and their parents phucking annoying.

Why do you feel the need to apologise to me? I couldn't give a monkeys what some chap I'm never going to meet thinks about kids, parents or anything else for that matter. Ridiculous generalisations aside, of course. I find daydreaming tramps who stink of bitter particularly annoying but I wouldn't apologise to you about it.

What I do care about is your opinion on Semesa Rokoduguni making the squad for the AI's. You'll hate it? He is from Fiji.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

I don't know whether it ios because i can't have them but I find (sorry Tino) kids and their parents phucking annoying.

Why do you feel the need to apologise to me? I couldn't give a monkeys what some chap I'm never going to meet thinks about kids, parents or anything else for that matter. Ridiculous generalisations aside, of course. I find daydreaming tramps who stink of bitter particularly annoying but I wouldn't apologise to you about it.

What I do care about is your opinion on Semesa Rokoduguni making the squad for the AI's. You'll hate it? He is from Fiji.

He looks pretty devastating. Bomber Lancaster has some good options for your backline. Lots of depth there.
I wonder how Sam will fit in? As I said on here once before he'd be better in the forwards I reckon. There could be a good, powerful balance between forwards and backs if he chooses the right combinations.

by kingraf Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:24 pm

If it makes you feel any better... I love kids, and not in the Saville way, more in the Cosby Show style. I bought my younger nephew a pair of Air Jordans identical to mine for his first birthday Five months back. Sunofabitch has outgrown them already

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:24 pm

Phucking annoyed. Can't believe Strettle can't get a squad place. George Kruis is a bloody saffer as well. Why does phuck off home the kolpack C***

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:25 pm

I'm wrong again. George Kruis born Guildford, Surrey....

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:28 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

I don't know whether it ios because i can't have them but I find (sorry Tino) kids and their parents phucking annoying.

Why do you feel the need to apologise to me? I couldn't give a monkeys what some chap I'm never going to meet thinks about kids, parents or anything else for that matter. Ridiculous generalisations aside, of course. I find daydreaming tramps who stink of bitter particularly annoying but I wouldn't apologise to you about it.

What I do care about is your opinion on Semesa Rokoduguni making the squad for the AI's. You'll hate it? He is from Fiji.

He looks pretty devastating. Bomber Lancaster has some good options for your backline. Lots of depth there.
I wonder how Sam will fit in? As I said on here once before he'd be better in the forwards I reckon. There could be a good, powerful balance between forwards and backs if he chooses the right combinations.

He has been in great form, LD. Big, powerful, knows how to finish. Whether he can step up is another thing.

I hope Burgess makes the transition, because it seems to me that an awful lot of people are assuming he will. We don't have a great success rate of people switching codes. There have been a few decent crossovers but only really Robinson has been an unqualified success. And he was a rugby freak of which don't come around every generation.

They'll try Burgess at 12 in the hope he becomes a SBW's type but SBW's don't come around all that often either. I think he will be ok though. He is certainly big and skillful enough, and more importantly, young enough to keep at it if the transition doesn't go as smoothly as hoped. Mentally strong as well which will help.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:28 pm

Cipriani also the form fly half. Lancaster clearly has his favourites.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:29 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I'm wrong again. George Kruis born Guildford, Surrey....

Don't ever change, Seany.

by **Union Cane** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:29 pm

If golf talk is banned surely this nonsense should be as well?

by Rowley Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:30 pm

Tina can I also apologise to you for not liking Next sweaters.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:34 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I'm wrong again. George Kruis born Guildford, Surrey....

Don't ever change, Seany.

Went to St John Leatherhead school. They were always big bastards there.

by **Union Cane** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:34 pm

I'm not a huge fan of Stan Boardman, sorry Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:36 pm

Rowley wrote:Tina can I also apologise to you for not liking Next sweaters.

No need, Jeffrey, no need.

by Rowley Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:39 pm

I am actually wearing a pullover today Tina. Alas is not from Next, but do feel a certain level of kinship.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:41 pm

I hate Robert Dyas

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:41 pm

Rowley wrote:I am actually wearing a pullover today Tina. Alas is not from Next, but do feel a certain level of kinship.

That has brought a smile to my face.

A bit more detail would be lovely.

Colour? Where is it from? V-neck or round?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Oct 2014, 1:42 pm

Rowley wrote:I am actually wearing a pullover today Tina. Alas is not from Next, but do feel a certain level of kinship.

Windows wears jerseys not pull overs.

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