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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.
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Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Alistair wrote:seanmichaels wrote:DAVE667 wrote:It's a wrasslin' thing but I get it...gimme a "hell yeah"
Take that ice pick, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!
I don't claim to know alot about wrestling, but I do know that you've got that wrong.
Confident, McGowan, but explain why...
Because 'Candy Ass' is The Rock.
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Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Can Bond be ginger?
Depends.
Damian Lewis - Yes.
Rupert Grint - No.
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Alistair wrote:Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Alistair wrote:seanmichaels wrote:DAVE667 wrote:It's a wrasslin' thing but I get it...gimme a "hell yeah"
Take that ice pick, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!
I don't claim to know alot about wrestling, but I do know that you've got that wrong.
Confident, McGowan, but explain why...
Because 'Candy Ass' is what the 6th form called sean's sweet butt at school.
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DAVE667 wrote:Alistair wrote:Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Alistair wrote:seanmichaels wrote:DAVE667 wrote:It's a wrasslin' thing but I get it...gimme a "hell yeah"
Take that ice pick, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!
I don't claim to know alot about wrestling, but I do know that you've got that wrong.
Confident, McGowan, but explain why...
Because 'Candy Ass' is what the 6th form called sean's sweet butt at school.
l*l
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l*l as a thread split....
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seanmichaels wrote:l*l as a thread split....
Wrong.
DAVE667 wrote:Makes me see that film with Fred Astaire and Audrey Hepburn in a whole new light now!superflyweight wrote:Daddy Long Legs sounds like the nickname of a tall, predatory paedo.
Is the thread split.
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DAVE667 wrote:Better than your butt split
was it a close call for you?
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No closer than some of the close calls you had at schoolseanmichaels wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Better than your butt split
was it a close call for you?
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Given the years of abuse he's taken from behind, Dave, it's no surprise he's sometimes late to get to the bowl, if you catch my drift.
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I bet when he breaks winds it sounds like a yawn
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DAVE667 wrote:I bet when he breaks winds it sounds like a yawn
I genuinely l*l'd at that.
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Alistair wrote:Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Alistair wrote:seanmichaels wrote:DAVE667 wrote:It's a wrasslin' thing but I get it...gimme a "hell yeah"
Take that ice pick, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!
I don't claim to know alot about wrestling, but I do know that you've got that wrong.
Confident, McGowan, but explain why...
Because 'Candy Ass' is The Rock.
I'm sorry, you're wrong. But I moved my conversation on to Bond before Rowley had a meltdown. We have to protect those who no longer have hair to lose, for what might be next Darling?
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I did appreciate it Dolphin. For the purpose of accuracy though I have a lovely head of hair for my age.
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Taking that "what's yours is mine" adage very seriously, Jeffree.
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Think it was inevitable.
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Can't hold it against Dolphin. Thread split has gone, wrestling and insects being discussed. The thread had no chance of surviving.
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Rowley wrote:Can't hold it against Dolphin. Thread split has gone, wrestling and insects being discussed. The thread had no chance of surviving.
You brought up the subject of insects, not me. You asked a question and didn't even have the decency to respond.
I post on an entomology website these days as I quickly reaslised that no one here cared about them.
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Not strictly entomological but I captured a spider the other day, it was a quite big one.
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I've resorted to the masterful workings of Tenacious D to get me through the afternoon.
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I only brought it up to get us of wrestling, it was a desperate attempt to save us.
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With the thread zigglered I decided to go fishing. I think I got a bite on the rugby board.....
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superflyweight wrote:where?
burgess thread international boards
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Hey... calm down everyone.
You're making my spiders feel very nervous. They need their sleep. It's very important to them. They've had a long day at the Shark Summit you know.
Adam will be here soon to kill this one off anyhow(s).
seany... Blackburn was a fair analogy I thought. Don't know what the fuss was all about to be honest.
You're making my spiders feel very nervous. They need their sleep. It's very important to them. They've had a long day at the Shark Summit you know.
Adam will be here soon to kill this one off anyhow(s).
seany... Blackburn was a fair analogy I thought. Don't know what the fuss was all about to be honest.
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The Loaded Dog wrote:Hey... calm down everyone.
You're making my spiders feel very nervous. They need their sleep. It's very important to them. They've had a long day at the Shark Summit you know.
Adam will be here soon to kill this one off anyhow(s).
seany... Blackburn was a fair analogy I thought. Don't know what the fuss was all about to be honest.
I had stats lined up but things have gone quiet.
Eng 7 wins over NZ - Wales/Ireland together 1 (back in 1953)
Eng 12 wins over sA - Wales Ireland together 7
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You forgot to add us into the 1st tier. That's OK. We like going quietly under the radar.
I think we are up to 42 or 43 v NZ since 1903? Lost 105.
Lost count... but we play them too often. I can promise you it feels worse than that 40%.
I think we are up to 42 or 43 v NZ since 1903? Lost 105.
Lost count... but we play them too often. I can promise you it feels worse than that 40%.
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The Loaded Dog wrote:You forgot to add us into the 1st tier. That's OK. We like going quietly under the radar.
I think we are up to 42 or 43 v NZ since 1903? Lost 105.
Lost count... but we play them too often. I can promise you it feels worse than that 40%.
I did but I like Aussies.
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seanmichaels wrote:The Loaded Dog wrote:You forgot to add us into the 1st tier. That's OK. We like going quietly under the radar.
I think we are up to 42 or 43 v NZ since 1903? Lost 105.
Lost count... but we play them too often. I can promise you it feels worse than that 40%.
I did but I like Aussies.
Stockholm Syndrome.
Fist bitches.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning Shah.
I don't like you, but I love you, seems that I'm always thinking of you, though you treat me badly, I love you madly
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Morning mate. How goes it?
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ShahenshahG wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning Shah.
I don't like you, but I love you, seems that I'm always thinking of you, though you treat me badly, I love you madly
Tino to Jr
Morning mate. How goes it?
Splendid pal. Misty this morning.
You?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Misty
Too much in love?
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Misty
Too much in love?
No idea.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning Shah.
I don't like you, but I love you, seems that I'm always thinking of you, though you treat me badly, I love you madly
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Morning mate. How goes it?
Splendid pal. Misty this morning.
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Same here. Mild mist over orange, brown and red leaves. American Oak tree's lining the park entrance really look spectacular
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where you working shah?
anyone travelling on the M3 this weekend be careful. i am planning to take the white van man stereotype to the extreme. weather looks set for ladies in short skirts as well so there'll be plenty of wolf whistling (and macdonald's wrappers) flying out the window.
anyone travelling on the M3 this weekend be careful. i am planning to take the white van man stereotype to the extreme. weather looks set for ladies in short skirts as well so there'll be plenty of wolf whistling (and macdonald's wrappers) flying out the window.
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seanmichaels wrote:where you working shah?
anyone travelling on the M3 this weekend be careful. i am planning to take the white van man stereotype to the extreme. weather looks set for ladies in short skirts as well so there'll be plenty of wolf whistling (and macdonald's wrappers) flying out the window.
I'm not sure i see many ladies in short skirts walking down the M3, sean? It's a motorway for one, and i'm pretty sure it doesn't have any pavements to cater for that kind of thing.
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Morning all
Caught another spider in the kitchen this morning, a quite big one it was, with protruding mandibles.
Caught another spider in the kitchen this morning, a quite big one it was, with protruding mandibles.
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What time do we think the American Shooting thread will get closed?
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Alistair wrote:seanmichaels wrote:where you working shah?
anyone travelling on the M3 this weekend be careful. i am planning to take the white van man stereotype to the extreme. weather looks set for ladies in short skirts as well so there'll be plenty of wolf whistling (and macdonald's wrappers) flying out the window.
I'm not sure i see many ladies in short skirts walking down the M3, sean? It's a motorway for one, and i'm pretty sure it doesn't have any pavements to cater for that kind of thing.
Destination Bournemouth.
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As an aside, and perhaps Jules can help with this, at what age does taking a pi55 become like giving birth. Have heard some extraordinary battles at the urinals this week.
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seanmichaels wrote:Alistair wrote:seanmichaels wrote:where you working shah?
anyone travelling on the M3 this weekend be careful. i am planning to take the white van man stereotype to the extreme. weather looks set for ladies in short skirts as well so there'll be plenty of wolf whistling (and macdonald's wrappers) flying out the window.
I'm not sure i see many ladies in short skirts walking down the M3, sean? It's a motorway for one, and i'm pretty sure it doesn't have any pavements to cater for that kind of thing.
Destination Bournemouth.
You might be in luck then.
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seanmichaels wrote:As an aside, and perhaps Jules can help with this, at what age does taking a pi55 become like giving birth. Have heard some extraordinary battles at the urinals this week.
Depends on the state of your liver sean.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:seanmichaels wrote:As an aside, and perhaps Jules can help with this, at what age does taking a pi55 become like giving birth. Have heard some extraordinary battles at the urinals this week.
Depends on the state of your liver sean.
37 then?
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seanmichaels wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:seanmichaels wrote:As an aside, and perhaps Jules can help with this, at what age does taking a pi55 become like giving birth. Have heard some extraordinary battles at the urinals this week.
Depends on the state of your liver sean.
37 then?
Probably - are you 36 now?
In my case, 87.
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Badge carnage.
Badgenage.
Carnbadge.
Badgenage.
Carnbadge.
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It's an appalling state Union. I have the same non-badge as sean now. sean, of all people!
Oi, Adam! Sort the badges out!
Oi, Adam! Sort the badges out!
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