The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Galted** Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:59 pm

First topic message reminder :

ARSE

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 23, 2014 3:19 pm

Didn't realise you slept face down, Galted.
Maybe your cat was simply hungry? What time was it? Breakfast or dinner time?

Had a very strange phenomenon occur here today. 40 degrees... and rain. Never experienced anything like it before. The luke warm raindrops looked more whiter and thicker than usual. A bit like spoof falling from the sky.

Maybe the planet is well and truly phucked? Can't say we haven't been warned.

by kingraf Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:00 pm

It's normally oppressively hot before it rains over here. Not recently though. It's miserable again today. Never seen a summer take this long to get going.

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:18 pm

Sounds like you're having La Niña - below ave temps, more cloudy weather.
Usually when it's really hot here it's blue skies and sunny but today was hazy and overcast.

Struggling to watch this cricket - just can't get into it at all today. Might be something to do with the fog off the sea? I've never seen that before either.

by kingraf Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:27 pm

Could be? One week forecast apparently looks miserable, so that sucks.

Can't get into the cricket either, but thats got more to do with the fact that I've taken a moral stand against watching Mclaren bowl from now on.

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:48 pm

Too much isn't it?
I need to get some sleep. Got up very early this morning to watch the rugby. It's been a long day, lol.

by **Galted** Sun Nov 23, 2014 7:13 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Didn't realise you slept face down, Galted.
Maybe your cat was simply hungry? What time was it? Breakfast or dinner time?

Was lying on the lounge floor during a moment of indecisiveness, she was probably checking whether I was still alive. We were playing our scratching/slapping game earlier today and she got a good bite-grip on my hand and tried to drag me across the floor. Think I need to borrow some of your wasps and spiders to set her right as she fears nothing apart from Galtova.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:10 am

Put some Sellotape on the floor and watch the plucker dance when it gets stuck to its paw

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:37 pm

Morning all, mix bag of boxing over the weekend, like the full card for pac v Algieri, was going to pop onto the boxing board to discuss but soon saw it had gone to a Pac v Flloyd argument....Shock.

So back to culture for me...

Fist

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:11 pm

Good morning.

by **Union Cane** Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:15 pm

Morning Richard, etc

Icy start in the east, brrr.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:21 pm

Union wrote:Icy start in the east, brrr.

Like Pearl Harbour here as well...

Morning Tino/Union

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:31 pm

Morning all.
Not a big fan of Queen, Tino.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:31 pm

Even cold here in sunny surrey/hants..... Good for breaking up the soil profile though, lets the grass roots penetrate deeper and or through any layers formed.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:35 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning all.
Not a big fan of Queen, Tino.

Me neither, I f*cking hate them.

I am, however, a big fan of you and was trying to find some decent lyrics to show this. Finding these took most of my morning.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:42 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning all.
Not a big fan of Queen, Tino.

Me neither, I f*cking hate them.

I am, however, a big fan of you and was trying to find some decent lyrics to show this. Finding these took most of my morning.

Awww, you big softy.

by Rowley Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:57 pm

Morning all, chilly in the north today. Had to scrape the car before I set off this morning.

by **Union Cane** Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:22 pm

I've given up on the Merv Hughes, it wasn't working, I toyed with the idea of a Hitler but have settled for a Magnum PI. I'll be glad when this week is over and I can get shot of it to be honest.

by **Galted** Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:37 pm

Went to the Schiele exhibition at Somerset House yesterday even though it was raining. Tiny cucumber sandwich, scone, small pot of tea and a coffee came to £10.50, didn't even flinch.

This is how I roll.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:40 pm

Galted wrote:Went to the Schiele exhibition at Somerset House yesterday even though it was raining. Tiny cucumber sandwich, scone, small pot of tea and a coffee came to £10.50, didn't even flinch.

This is how I roll.

I have to admit that I had to google Schiele, as I'd never heard the name. I was ready to be impressed by Galted's cultural horizons, but it turns out it's more or less porn.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:48 pm

Union, you appear to have ballsed up a simple Limerick on the quiz thread...

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:49 pm

This whole 'High Tea' thing pi55es me off. Phucking sandwiches and scones and a cup of phucking tea???? Grow a set.

by **Galted** Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:51 pm

One or two are a bit pornish but it's pretty tame.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:54 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Union, you appear to have ballsed up a simple Limerick on the quiz thread...

Tried to salvage that one. Think I've failed miserably.

by **Union Cane** Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:56 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Union, you appear to have ballsed up a simple Limerick on the quiz thread...

Tried to salvage that one. Think I've failed miserably.

You rowlocked it first, daggles.

However, keeping track of two threads at once is more than I can manage, so I'll abandon limericks for now.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:59 pm

TLD wrote:Tried to salvage that one. Think I've failed miserably.

The latest one is ripe for some michaels casual racism now TLD

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:13 pm

Which reminds me, went to Croydon yesterday to pick up some roll on cricket covers. God awful place that is.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Which reminds me, went to Croydon yesterday to pick up some roll on cricket covers. God awful place that is.

Did you go in the Kia Soul?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:19 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Which reminds me, went to Croydon yesterday to pick up some roll on cricket covers. God awful place that is.

Did you go in the Kia Soul?

I did actually. The scouser in our club drove the lorry/van. Got bloody soaked. Tech by Tumi needs some of that water resistant spray. Goes through the wash brilliantly though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:25 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Which reminds me, went to Croydon yesterday to pick up some roll on cricket covers. God awful place that is.

Did you go in the Kia Soul?

I did actually.

Did anyone mistake you for an extra in The Lego Movie?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:36 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Which reminds me, went to Croydon yesterday to pick up some roll on cricket covers. God awful place that is.

Did you go in the Kia Soul?

I did actually.

Did anyone mistake you for an extra in The Lego Movie?

Designed by the bloke who designed the Audi TT. Was the Chrysler modelled on Kin Kardashin's fat arris?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:41 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Which reminds me, went to Croydon yesterday to pick up some roll on cricket covers. God awful place that is.

Did you go in the Kia Soul?

I did actually.

Did anyone mistake you for an extra in The Lego Movie?

Designed by the bloke who designed the Audi TT. Was the Chrysler modelled on Kin Kardashin's fat arris?

Shame he didn't make it look a bit more like one then. It's the most hideous thing I've ever seen. I hadn't seen one before you mentioned them. Probably because very few people would buy one.

It's the Tech by Tumi of the car world.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Shame he didn't make it look a bit more like one then. It's the most hideous thing I've ever seen. I hadn't seen one before you mentioned them. Probably because very few people would buy one.

It's the Tech by Tumi of the car world.

Coming from a colour blind Chrysler owner.......

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:53 pm

Did you watch any of the rugby? Bloody shambles at the moment.

by **Union Cane** Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:57 pm

Children, children.

Lyrics quiz time, there is a link.

1 Hide and seek, I play along while rushing cross the forest, monkey business on a sunny afternoon
2 Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back - The Reynolds Girls / I'd rather Jack / Rowley
3 You have shown me prejudice and greed, and you've shown me how I must learn to deal with this disease
4 Venom stains the lips and burns the tongue, with vengeance and hatred, extremities forged in nature's fire
5 We were grooving, We were movin, Pussyfootin and booting it round.

by Rowley Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:59 pm

2 Is the Reynolds Girls I'd rather Jack. Awesome choice Union, simply awesome.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:05 pm

5. Force and Styles - Heart of Gold

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:07 pm

3 D'ream - things can only get better

by Rowley Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:08 pm

Is 4 Chris De Burgh Lady in Red?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:09 pm

Rowley wrote:Is 4 Chris De Burgh Lady in Red?

I'm sure Windows will let you know shortly.

by **Union Cane** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:12 pm

Union Cane wrote:Children, children.

Lyrics quiz time, there is a link.

1 Hide and seek, I play along while rushing cross the forest, monkey business on a sunny afternoon
2 Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back - The Reynolds Girls / I'd rather Jack / Rowley
3 You have shown me prejudice and greed, and you've shown me how I must learn to deal with this disease - D'ream / things can only get better / Rick
4 Venom stains the lips and burns the tongue, with vengeance and hatred, extremities forged in nature's fire
5 We were grooving, We were movin, Pussyfootin and booting it round.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:12 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Shame he didn't make it look a bit more like one then. It's the most hideous thing I've ever seen. I hadn't seen one before you mentioned them. Probably because very few people would buy one.

It's the Tech by Tumi of the car world.

Coming from a colour blind Chrysler owner.......

The Chrysler is Mrs Window's car really. It's practical for getting the kids around. You have no such excuse.

I rarely take the useless thing out. It's like getting a piggy back from TopHat.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:13 pm

Jesus Cane, I've just googled the answers....

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:14 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Shame he didn't make it look a bit more like one then. It's the most hideous thing I've ever seen. I hadn't seen one before you mentioned them. Probably because very few people would buy one.

It's the Tech by Tumi of the car world.

Coming from a colour blind Chrysler owner.......

The Chrysler is Mrs Window's car really. It's practical for getting the kids around and when i want to look like a spanner.

by **Union Cane** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:19 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Jesus Cane, I've just googled the answers....

Have you got the link?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:24 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Jesus Cane, I've just googled the answers....

Have you got the link?

Absolutely not.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:26 pm

Two of the artists / songs I have never heard of before.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:26 pm

Is it something to do with Grand Theft Auto?

by Rowley Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:32 pm

DReam was used by the Labour Party as an election song. Reasonably certain The Reynolds Girls has not been used for a similar purpose.

by **Union Cane** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:35 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Two of the artists / songs I have never heard of before.

Palestine.

I had never heard of number 4 myself but the others should be widely know I would have thought.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:44 pm

Ok so 5 is Bay City Rollers Shangalang or summat. Hence why I thought it was Grand Theft Auto (even though I've never played the game and only have a slight hunch that he goes around shooting people up in a place called Bay City).

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