The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Mon 08 Dec 2014, 7:41 am

First topic message reminder :

Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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by **seanmichaels** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:08 pm

My left testi is aching today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:My left testi is aching today.

Have it off.

Only way to be safe.

by **Union Cane** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:39 pm

That tilde is messing with my mind, makes me pronounce it "Tinya" due to having done Spanish at school.

by **Union Cane** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:40 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My left testi is aching today.

Have it off.

Only way to be safe.

Do you mean have it off as in have it off with a girl (or boy, as it is michaels), or have it removed?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:42 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My left testi is aching today.

Have it off.

Only way to be safe.

Do you mean have it off as in have it off with a girl (or boy, as it is michaels), or have it removed?

I meant have it removed but I think some 'relief' may help him out as well. I'm sure the wicket keeper will wa*k Seany off again.

How is TIMC?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:43 pm

Looks like super was right and Captain Kirk was Coxy001 and now has name back.

by **Union Cane** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:44 pm

She good, two months to go.

F*cking flies past dunnit.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:44 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Looks like super was right and Captain Kirk was Coxy001 and now has name back.

It was me and Seany who managed to get him to implode last time.

I reckon I could manage it again if I had the inclination.

by Rowley Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:48 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
1. I've seen the morning in the mountains of Alaska. I've seen the sunset in the east and in the west, I've sang the glory that was Rome, And passed the hound dog singer's home

2. But you, you make things that get along, turn out so wrong - Wizard - See My Baby Jive

3. Took a walk down the street, Thru the heat whispered trees, I thought I could hear....

4. Shooting stars never stop even when they reach the top, There goes a supernova what a pushover-yeah Welcome to the Pleasuredome - Frankie Goes to Hollywood

by **Union Cane** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:48 pm

I think you should have the inclination, Tino.

by Rowley Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:49 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I reckon I could manage it again if I had the inclination.

Or I could just ban him, save us all a lot of effort.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:50 pm

Galted wrote:Was in Barcelona for the weekend and the line at the next gate at the airport last night was for Liverpool Airport. Was gutting that only one person wore a football strip and it was for Barcelona. Not only that but there was no shoving, no "calm down" and no perms. The thieving c*nts really shattered the stereotype. They didn't even complain out loud when the Stansted flight boarded before theirs even though we were scheduled to leave after.

Did they nick the wheels off the plane?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:50 pm

Please incline...

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:50 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I reckon I could manage it again if I had the inclination.

Or I could just ban him, save us all a lot of effort.

What's with your location, Jeff? Why?

How was the Christmas party?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:52 pm

Tino wrote:How was the Christmas party?

Not good enough to resolve the ennui by all accounts

by **seanmichaels** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:53 pm

We don't really have a set wicket keeper at the moment. The only specialist keepers we have can't bat. Youngster should move up nest year. Small hands....

by Rowley Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:53 pm

Christmas party was average, the dawning realisation of how few people you actually like and how the number you have anything in common with is even fewer is never easy.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:55 pm

I am booked and paid up for mine but not sure about staying at the hotel and reluctant to pay £80 taxi fee. Alternative is missus picking me up which is a recipe for disaster.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:56 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Youngster should move up nest year. Small hands....

Does he know about the wacky, but definitely not gay, shower games that go on in the seniors?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:57 pm

He has played a few games. Brings along his lovely Irish girlfriend. Good milkers.

by kingraf Mon 15 Dec 2014, 3:14 pm

Coxy can't be banned. He paid the annual forumotion fee. He owns us now

by **Galted** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 3:17 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Was in Barcelona for the weekend and the line at the next gate at the airport last night was for Liverpool Airport. Was gutting that only one person wore a football strip and it was for Barcelona. Not only that but there was no shoving, no "calm down" and no perms. The thieving c*nts really shattered the stereotype. They didn't even complain out loud when the Stansted flight boarded before theirs even though we were scheduled to leave after.

Did they nick the wheels off the plane?

Yes. That's extremely likely not that I think about it. They're obviously a bit more crafty than the rest of the country gives them credit for which would explain the lack of full kit w*nkery and the tactic of shutting the f*ck up.

by Guest Mon 15 Dec 2014, 3:32 pm

seanmichaels wrote:We don't really have a set wicket keeper at the moment. The only specialist keepers we have can't bat. Youngster should move up nest year. Small hands....

Shouldn't matter if they give him those big gloves to wear

by **Union Cane** Mon 15 Dec 2014, 3:41 pm

kingraf wrote:Coxy can't be banned. He paid the annual forumotion fee. He owns us now

As long as he stays away from here. We don't want his sort round these parts, the narcissistic braggart.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 15 Dec 2014, 3:43 pm

Union Cane wrote:
kingraf wrote:Coxy can't be banned. He paid the annual forumotion fee. He owns us now

As long as he stays away from here. We don't want his sort round these parts, the narcissistic braggart.

Subtle, Cane, subtle.

by kingraf Mon 15 Dec 2014, 3:50 pm

There's nowt wrong with being a narcissist. It's a hereditary trait, much like baldness and necrophilia.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 7:14 am

Faust

Eremophobic in here this morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 7:34 am

On your todd TLD?

Morning

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 7:43 am

Morning rick.

Yes. I was on my todd but now I am found.

Had any breakfast yet? Are you a porridge man on cold winter mornings?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 7:48 am

No breakfast for me usually mate, as I tend to get work done whilst i have peace and quiet. Sometimes have a cup'o'soup much to Tino's consternation.

When the rabble come in I brunch...

I am partial to porridge when I get a mo though. Suppertime for you?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:09 am

Supper?

Not really a breakfast fan but I sometimes stop at McDonalds on the way to worh for a Sausage McMuffin Meal (no egg and extra hash brown). I like the way the muffin is slightly burnt, crisp and chewy.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:12 am

Watched half of Pacific Rim last night. Was a bit sheeet.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:14 am

Really enjoyed Pacific Rim...

Not much to dislike, you are watching a film about big robots fighting big monsters, and what you get is a Film covered in Big Robots fighting big monsters, which looks good.

What did you expect?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:16 am

Morning all.

I realise it's the Xmas season, goodwill toward men and all that.
But rick - 'brunch' IS NOT A PHUCKING VERB!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:18 am

Alas Jules I was trying to come across as pretentious and ironic such as a high flying City worker...

Didn't work I see...

Morning by the way

by Rowley Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:51 am

I also enjoyed Pacific Rim Rick. As you say, it pretty much does what it promises. Jules has said everthing that needs to be said about the brunch affair. I just hope we can all learn from this and move on.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:53 am

I expected an Independence Day type film. PR just too unrealistic.

by Rowley Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:55 am

seanmichaels wrote:I expected an Independence Day type film. PR just too unrealistic.

Unlike that film where the president of the USA gets in a fighter plane to battle aliens?

by Adam D Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:57 am

Hasnt she got a lovely brunch of coconuts?

Still not a verb

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:03 am

I was going to mock your expectation of realism sean.

But Jeff beat me too it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:04 am

I was going to mock your expectation of realism sean.

But Jeff beat me too it.

by kingraf Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:08 am

Ed Sheeran is one ugly phucker

Morning by the way.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:09 am

Raf wrote:Ed Sheeran is one ugly phucker

No soul either

by **Galted** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:12 am

Hello chaps etc etc. Pretty harrowing night last night. Dreamed my school was playing rugby against Tino's school, he was hooker and I was flyhalf. He was taunting me on this forum during the buildup saying he was going to get inside my head. It obviously worked because I couldn't kick for sh1t in the warmup. I was so stressed I woke up before the game started.

by Rowley Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:12 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Raf wrote:Ed Sheeran is one ugly phucker

No soul either

Have you see how many dates he is playing at Wembley Stadium? Ugly phucker or not, those of us who cannot stand him appear to be very much in the minority

by kingraf Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:15 am

I wonder if the two are linked, Ricko. Been hearing his song on the radio for a few months now, and I saw the music video for the first time this morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:17 am

Jeff wrote:those of us who cannot stand him appear to be very much in the minority

However the apathetic amongst us are very much in the majority...

Raf

I wonder if the two are linked, Ricko. Been hearing his song on the radio for a few months now, and I saw the music video for the first time this morning.

Possibly, they seem to in films.

by kingraf Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:29 am

I don't mind his music (having only heard one song).

by **seanmichaels** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:32 am

rick_dagless wrote:I was going to mock your expectation of realism sean.

But Jeff beat me too it.

or maybe I beat you both to it....

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:36 am

sean wrote:or maybe I beat you both to it....

Deep man... deep

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