The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Mon 08 Dec 2014, 7:41 am

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Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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by **superflyweight** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:28 am

Second is nutbush city limits by Ike and Tina

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:30 am

superflyweight wrote:Second is nutbush city limits by Ike and Tina

I've never met the bloke.

by Rowley Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:30 am

Thanks Super, right on both counts. I knew someone would save us eventually.

by **superflyweight** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:31 am

Ike would beat you like the bitch you are!

by Rowley Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:32 am

Ike would beat him worse than a seven year old.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:35 am

Rowley wrote:Ike would beat him worse than a seven year old.

He's not 7! And he's really f*cking tall for his age.

For f*cks sake.

Bastards.

by **Galted** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:42 am

Don't recognise the lyrics, but I do recognise that I love Tino very much, even more than I love coming fist except for Shah.

by Guest Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:42 am

Rowley wrote:Did not know that one was him Dave, only really know Everyone Has Gone to the Moon off the top of my head. However, that is still one more than the number of LOSTPROPHETS songs I know.

I think he wrote it as it was some bird singing unless it was King doing falsetto.

Only Lostprophets song I know is "Fake Sounds of progress" and that only cos KERRANG!! magazine used to feature them with infuriating regularity. "Are they the Welsh Limp Bizkit?" Who cares, but if they are, it's one more reason for them all to die. We don't need the Limp Bizkit we DO have without making things worse by having that bunch of talentless genre-hopping c*nts clagging up the airwaves with their simpering Nu-Metal bullsh!t

That letter never got published on the readers letters page (along with my hilarious "50 ways to kill Axl Rose" list)

by Rowley Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:43 am

You're all useless the third one is the Wedding Present Kennedy, the last one is the theme from the Addams Family.

I would like to think even you lot would be able to get the link now.

by Rowley Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:44 am

I think you will find it is LIMP BIZKIT Dave, try to keep up!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:50 am

Galted wrote:Don't recognise the lyrics, but I do recognise that I love Tino very much, even more than I love coming fist except for Shah.

Not as much as I love you. That would be impossible.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:51 am

Good morning christmas bitches. Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:52 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Good morning christmas bitches. Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la

Morning Shah. What's the weather like in Mosul today?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:53 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Good morning christmas bitches. Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la

Morning Shah. What's the weather like in Mosul today?

Ask your Son, i'm demonstrating via video link 25 different ways to kill with a stuffed turkey

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:57 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Good morning christmas bitches. Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la

Morning Shah. What's the weather like in Mosul today?

Ask your Son, i'm demonstrating via video link 25 different ways to kill with a stuffed turkey

We are having swan for Christmas lunch this year.

by Guest Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:57 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Good morning christmas bitches. Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la

Shouldn't that be "Allah la la laaa lala la la"?

by Guest Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:58 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Good morning christmas bitches. Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la

Morning Shah. What's the weather like in Mosul today?

Ask your Son, i'm demonstrating via video link 25 different ways to kill with a stuffed turkey

We are having swan for Christmas lunch this year.

Do you have their heads pre-kicked off with a steel toe capped boot or do you like to do that yourself?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:59 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Good morning christmas bitches. Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la

Morning Shah. What's the weather like in Mosul today?

Ask your Son, i'm demonstrating via video link 25 different ways to kill with a stuffed turkey

We are having swan for Christmas lunch this year.
Do you have their heads pre-kicked off with a steel toe capped boot or do you like to do that yourself?

I have it done for me. I heard a swan can break a mans arm so I ain't taking any chances.

by **Galted** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 9:59 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't recognise the lyrics, but I do recognise that I love Tino very much, even more than I love coming fist except for Shah.

Not as much as I love you. That would be impossible.

Do not underestimate my capacity for loving you, Tino, it prevents me from being even a tiny bit annoyed with you when you underestimate my capacity for loving you.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:04 am

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Good morning christmas bitches. Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la
Shouldn't that be "Allah la la laaa lala la la"?

Die infidel

by **seanmichaels** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:07 am

Is the shawl one the charlatans?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:09 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't recognise the lyrics, but I do recognise that I love Tino very much, even more than I love coming fist except for Shah.

Not as much as I love you. That would be impossible.

Do not underestimate my capacity for loving you, Tino, it prevents me from being even a tiny bit annoyed with you when you underestimate my capacity for loving you.

If I could be anyone in the world, other than Steve Backshall or Jules, I would choose to be you.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:11 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Good morning christmas bitches. Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la

Morning Shah. What's the weather like in Mosul today?

Ask your Son, i'm demonstrating via video link 25 different ways to kill with a stuffed turkey

We are having swan for Christmas lunch this year.

Its alright, more swinging room with a swan.

Jeff, after youve done your bit with your crucifix and ranting about black magic, abominations et al can you identify which track or artist this little bit is sampled from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSN2JOjEGx4

3:55 onwards, it sounds vaguely Jazzy and youre our resident expert on jazz.

It will mean that you are exempted from the purge.

by Rowley Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:13 am

Can't access it at work shah, sorry.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:16 am

Rowley wrote:Can't access it at work shah, sorry.

Jeff, you and I both know that wasn't a music sample.

Typical ISIS recruitment policy. Tell an infidel that it's a 'music' video when the reality is, it's some poor innocent having his head lopped off.

Don't fall for Shah's bullsh*t, Jeff.

by Guest Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:21 am

If Sha wants to convert us he should post his beheading videos accompanied with a funky/groovy/jazzy/rocking/headbanging soundtrack and could individually tailor them to the needs of those he's wishing to ~~brainwash~~ convert.

I admit it may take some time finding out the specific musical preferences of everyone on the planet whose not already a member of his ~~crackpot~~ determined organization but as far as I'm concerned, if a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well.

That's actually a lie, my philosophy is, if a job's worth doing, it's worth giving to someone who gives a sh!t!

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:21 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can't access it at work shah, sorry.

Jeff, you and I both know that wasn't a music sample.

Typical ISIS recruitment policy. Tell an infidel that it's a 'music' video when the reality is, it's some poor innocent having his head lopped off.

Don't fall for Shah's bullsh*t, Jeff.

Coises, foiled again.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:25 am

Rowley wrote:Can't access it at work shah, sorry.

The offers still on the table until you get home, if the answer is negative or not forthcoming, your whippet will be strangled and leave your bleeding corpse in the street and just before you die I will visit a humiliation upon you, the likes of which have never been inflicted upon another soul.

I shall bare TSMRS ankles in public.

by **Galted** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:29 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't recognise the lyrics, but I do recognise that I love Tino very much, even more than I love coming fist except for Shah.

Not as much as I love you. That would be impossible.

Do not underestimate my capacity for loving you, Tino, it prevents me from being even a tiny bit annoyed with you when you underestimate my capacity for loving you.

If I could be anyone in the world, other than Steve Backshall or Jules, I would choose to be you.

I'm content to love you without needing to be you.

Wouldn't mind being Julius either though, would like to see what it's like cracking one's butler over the head with a riding crop for using the wrong decanter.

by **Galted** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:31 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can't access it at work shah, sorry.

The offers still on the table until you get home, if the answer is negative or not forthcoming, your whippet will be strangled and leave your bleeding corpse in the street and just before you die I will visit a humiliation upon you, the likes of which have never been inflicted upon another soul.

I shall bare TSMRS ankles in public.

How did"ankles" get through the swear filter?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:34 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't recognise the lyrics, but I do recognise that I love Tino very much, even more than I love coming fist except for Shah.

Not as much as I love you. That would be impossible.

Do not underestimate my capacity for loving you, Tino, it prevents me from being even a tiny bit annoyed with you when you underestimate my capacity for loving you.

If I could be anyone in the world, other than Steve Backshall or Jules, I would choose to be you.

I'm content to love you without needing to be you.

Wouldn't mind being Julius either though, would like to see what it's like cracking one's butler over the head with a riding crop for using the wrong decanter.

I'd also like to be Jeff, just for one day. Just to feel the healing properties of a Radox bath whilst Bublé's soothing melodies take away all of the days stresses. Then to be toweled dry by TSMR.

One can but dream.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:34 am

Galted wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can't access it at work shah, sorry.

The offers still on the table until you get home, if the answer is negative or not forthcoming, your whippet will be strangled and leave your bleeding corpse in the street and just before you die I will visit a humiliation upon you, the likes of which have never been inflicted upon another soul.

I shall bare TSMRS ankles in public.

How did"ankles" get through the swear filter?

I think they didn't think anyone was so vulgar as to say it, I feel ashamed and now shall kill you for repeating the word.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:43 am

The amount of death threats Ive made today, i feel like tino's son.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:44 am

ShahenshahG wrote:The amount of death threats Ive made today, i feel like tino's son.

Difference is, people take my son seriously.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:46 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:The amount of death threats Ive made today, i feel like tino's son.

Difference is, people take my son seriously.

Thats because his dads a pu$$y, of course he's going to have anger issues.

by Rowley Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:51 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't recognise the lyrics, but I do recognise that I love Tino very much, even more than I love coming fist except for Shah.

Not as much as I love you. That would be impossible.

Do not underestimate my capacity for loving you, Tino, it prevents me from being even a tiny bit annoyed with you when you underestimate my capacity for loving you.

If I could be anyone in the world, other than Steve Backshall or Jules, I would choose to be you.

I'm content to love you without needing to be you.

Wouldn't mind being Julius either though, would like to see what it's like cracking one's butler over the head with a riding crop for using the wrong decanter.

I'd also like to be Jeff, just for one day. Just to feel the healing properties of a Radox bath whilst Bublé's soothing melodies take away all of the days stresses. Then to be toweled dry by TSMR.

One can but dream.

Buble is not Jazz.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:54 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Don't recognise the lyrics, but I do recognise that I love Tino very much, even more than I love coming fist except for Shah.

Not as much as I love you. That would be impossible.

Do not underestimate my capacity for loving you, Tino, it prevents me from being even a tiny bit annoyed with you when you underestimate my capacity for loving you.

If I could be anyone in the world, other than Steve Backshall or Jules, I would choose to be you.

I'm content to love you without needing to be you.

Wouldn't mind being Julius either though, would like to see what it's like cracking one's butler over the head with a riding crop for using the wrong decanter.

I'd also like to be Jeff, just for one day. Just to feel the healing properties of a Radox bath whilst Bublé's soothing melodies take away all of the days stresses. Then to be toweled dry by TSMR.

One can but dream.

Buble is not Jazz.

And TSMR can use her sanitary towels because they are designed for c*nts

by Rowley Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:56 am

Made a bit of a michaels of the quoting there Shah.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 24 Dec 2014, 10:59 am

Rowley wrote:Made a bit of a michaels of the quoting there Shah.

I miss the little bummerang, so thought i'd bring him here in spirit.

by Guest Wed 24 Dec 2014, 11:13 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Can't access it at work shah, sorry.

The offers still on the table until you get home, if the answer is negative or not forthcoming, your whippet will be strangled and leave your bleeding corpse in the street and just before you die I will visit a humiliation upon you, the likes of which have never been inflicted upon another soul.

I shall bare TSMRS ankles in public.

ROWLEY is a well known cat lover and I fear it's this lack of an eye for detail that will ultimately mean Shah's personal Jihad will be a damp squib/epic f*ck up of biblical proportions. I can see him blowing up ~~Disneyland Paris~~ a local branch of Lidl and not a single person being outraged

by kingraf Wed 24 Dec 2014, 11:25 am

I watched it. It buffered every five seconds due to the awful Internet reception on the farm... I can't decide whether that made it better or worse like. Was awful nonetheless

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