The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Mon 08 Dec 2014, 7:41 am

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Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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by **seanmichaels** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 9:01 am

Goeie môre Raf. Hoe is die land van die reënboognasie vanoggend ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 9:01 am

seanmichaels wrote:I need a poo but can't be arsed to go down to the ground floor.

Ring the alarum bell. Exeunt stage left.

by kingraf Tue 09 Dec 2014, 9:45 am

Baie mooi Sean. Goeie môre. Jou Afrikaans is nie te sleg nie. Dis 'n alright dagie, reen op die oomblink, maar te minste het ons elektrisiteit.

Hoe lyk dit by jour hoek van die wêreld?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 9:52 am

Bloedige koud.

by kingraf Tue 09 Dec 2014, 10:24 am

Ja, nee. Dit is Winter in die Noord.

by **Union Cane** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 10:36 am

Office do last Saturday, and I am still hanging.

Not good.

Office doen afgelopen zaterdag, en ik ben nog steeds opknoping.

Niet goed.

by **Galted** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 10:37 am

Dis nie bloedige koud nie, dis moerse vokken koud.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 10:45 am

Speak phucking English.

by kingraf Tue 09 Dec 2014, 10:58 am

Vandaag is die Kultuur beker se n regte egte Kultuur beker. Waar is Tiña op sukke dag? Ons het al in drie tale gepraat.

by **Galted** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 11:24 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Speak phucking English.

I was commenting upon the miserable weather.

Michaels and kingraf were mocking tennis and laughing at how no-one has the balls to ban them.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 11:26 am

Galted wrote:I was commenting upon the miserable weather.

Michaels and kingraf were mocking tennis and laughing at how no-one has the balls to ban them.

Union was talking about golf and how superb the fashion sense is in the game..

by **Galted** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 11:27 am

And Union was telling us about the time he fed a box of Cremes Parisiennes to a dog which had just chased a cat.

by **Galted** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 11:28 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:I was commenting upon the miserable weather.

Michaels and kingraf were mocking tennis and laughing at how no-one has the balls to ban them.

Damn you and your typing skills, dagless.
Union was talking about golf and how superb the fashion sense is in the game..

by **Galted** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 11:30 am

Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:I was commenting upon the miserable weather.

Michaels and kingraf were mocking tennis and laughing at how no-one has the balls to ban them.

Damn you and your typing skills, dagless.
Union was talking about golf and how superb the fashion sense is in the game..

Ffs.

by kingraf Tue 09 Dec 2014, 11:44 am

That is a faux pas on Sean levels

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 11:54 am

kingraf wrote:faux pas

Speak phucking English.

by kingraf Tue 09 Dec 2014, 12:29 pm

Apologies Joules

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 12:33 pm

No problemo.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 12:40 pm

Have we all finished talking colonial gubbins?

Anyone got a quiz?

by Rowley Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:10 pm

Nearly two days I have been absent from the culture cup, and nothing. If there is one thing more hurtful than being compared to a ninety odd year old recently departed actress, it is not being compared to 90 odd year old recently departed actress.

by **Union Cane** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:12 pm

I think Rowley may have been Ken Weatherwax.

by kingraf Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:15 pm

I just assumed you were an angry young black American going to go protest/loot... I figured you'd be back eventually

by Rowley Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:18 pm

Tina would have had the decency to miss me.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:19 pm

why do people eat apples so noisily? does my phucking head in.

by kingraf Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:20 pm

Because they are chewy?

by **Galted** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:21 pm

Sorry, Jeff, just waiting for someone suitably famous to die so that we can start the rumour-mill. Hopefully Will Ferrell or Jack Whitehall.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:26 pm

C*nts

by **seanmichaels** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:27 pm

I like Will Ferrell.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:33 pm

Rowley wrote:Tina would have had the decency to miss me.

Geoffrey, I missed you so much I simply could find the words to express it properly.

by kingraf Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:47 pm

Freudian slip of the tongue, Joules?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:50 pm

I have not been on the boards much recently, mainly because the place goes to 5h1t when Jeff is not here...

by **superflyweight** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 1:56 pm

I am Jeff, so I've been absent as much as he has recently.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 2:16 pm

kingraf wrote:Freudian slip of the tongue, Joules?

Poor, I admit. Geo.'s return left me emotionally susceptible to such errors.

by **Galted** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 3:12 pm

superflyweight wrote:I am Jeff, so I've been absent as much as he has recently.

I'M JEFF!!!

by Adam D Tue 09 Dec 2014, 3:27 pm

No! I'm ROWLEYCUS!

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 3:47 pm

I'm not Kirk Douglas.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 09 Dec 2014, 11:04 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lXRHMAAfvU

5:45 onward

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 7:56 am

Is Kirk Douglas dead?

Fist

Morning, etc.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:06 am

No.

Secondment.

by **superflyweight** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:07 am

Morning, Rick.

I see davidemore is back on the boxing boards under a new alias. Must have got sacked again from his job writing the letters pages for grumble mags.

by **superflyweight** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:07 am

Morning Jules. I'm not Tony Curtis or Jean Simmons.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:11 am

Morning Jules/super...

The boxing board is complete gubbins at the moment... Is he DDG001 or whatever?

by **superflyweight** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:28 am

It must be - there can't be two people on the planet like that.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:31 am

super wrote:there can't be two people on the planet like that

Not so sure, there are quite a few on the Boxing forum alone, I have not investigated other areas...

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:48 am

Where's Jeff? I miss him terribly.

by Rowley Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:58 am

Thanks Jules, it really does mean a lot. I am departing shortly for a day in London, feel free to make up the usual jokes about me getting confused by buses, electricity or buildings over three stories high, if you can all be bothered, obviously.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:02 am

rick_dagless wrote:

The boxing board is complete gubbins at the moment... Is he DDG001 or whatever?

I tried, I really did. Chris dragged me in with a Ricardo Lopez thread but I have just scanned the latest offering (Choo Choo thread) and realised that nothing has changed. Idiots.

Afternoon all. It's a balmy 19 degrees here. Not seen too much of Hagupit, just some showers now and again. Last day today though. Looking forward to coming home to the bosom of my family (the wife and kids, not you lot). Flying tomorrow but taking a 2 day detour via Rome as one of my bessie mates has just started working there. I haven't told Mrs Windows yet and not sure I need to bother. I hope she isn't posting on here (I have my suspicion she may be Jeff. I f*cking miss Jeff) and/or I hope Jules doesn't tell her when they see each other tonight.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:16 am

Jeff's off to London. He's going to get confused by buses, electricity and buildings over three stories high. Simpleton Laugh

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:17 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:

The boxing board is complete gubbins at the moment... Is he DDG001 or whatever?

I tried, I really did. Chris dragged me in with a Ricardo Lopez thread but I have just scanned the latest offering (Choo Choo thread) and realised that nothing has changed. Idiots.

Afternoon all. It's a balmy 19 degrees here. Not seen too much of Hagupit, just some showers now and again. Last day today though. Looking forward to coming home to the bosom of my family (the wife and kids, not you lot). Flying tomorrow but taking a 2 day detour via Rome as one of my bessie mates has just started working there. I haven't told Mrs Windows yet and not sure I need to bother. I hope she isn't posting on here (I have my suspicion she may be Jeff. I f*cking miss Jeff) and/or I hope Jules doesn't tell her when they see each other tonight.

Don't worry Tino. Mrs W. is not Jeff, and you won't run into her in Rome - we're in Paris.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:19 am

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