The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Mon 08 Dec 2014, 7:41 am

First topic message reminder :

Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:25 am

1. Snooker Loopy - Chas & Dave

by **Galted** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:26 am

Hello everyone. C*nt of a phone's playing up all the time so Merry Christmas in case it bars the internet completely. And no, I'm not trying to log-in from North Korea.

by Rowley Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:26 am

Correct Union.

by Rowley Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:28 am

Galted wrote:Hello everyone. C*nt of a phone's playing up all the time so Merry Christmas in case it bars the internet completely. And no, I'm not trying to log-in from North Korea.

North Korea have just hacked one of the most major corporations in the world, you cannot get round your company's internal firewall. Trust me, none of us thought you were over there.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:30 am

Galted wrote:Hello everyone. C*nt of a phone's playing up all the time so Merry Christmas in case it bars the internet completely. And no, I'm not trying to log-in from North Korea.

Merry Christmas to you and your tinsel covered pr1ck.

You should be back on line now. The student managed to recover the lost back up tape(s).

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:31 am

Yay!

Are they all sport related except for the one that nobody knows?

by Rowley Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:38 am

Correct Union, the one missing is The Grange Hill kids - Just Say No.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:40 am

Rowley wrote:Correct Union, the one missing is The Grange Hill kids - Just Say No.

Zammo!

That's what I imagine Rick looks like, for some reason. That's who I picture whenever he posts.

@ Seany:

Found somewhere for you.

Spoiler:

Hope it helps.

by **superflyweight** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:55 am

I'm off for a week now - in case I don't make it back on, a very merry Christmas to you all.

My Christmas message is that if I was a better person I'd obviously have nothing to do with any of you, but I'm not, so I've come to regard some of you as being alright.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:58 am

All the best super, havea good one mate.

Tino wrote:That's what I imagine Rick looks like, for some reason. That's who I picture whenever he posts.

Thanks for that Tino, I appreciate that you have been to Northwich, but give me a phucking break!

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:03 am

superflyweight wrote:I'm off for a week now - in case I don't make it back on, a very merry Christmas to you all.

My Christmas message is that if I was a better person I'd obviously have nothing to do with any of you, but I'm not, so I've come to regard some of you as being alright.

Have a good one, 'Fly, my Scottish brother.

I look forward to more tenuous and slightly repetitive rock and roll anecdotes in 2015.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:04 am

rick_dagless wrote:All the best super, havea good one mate.

Tino wrote:That's what I imagine Rick looks like, for some reason. That's who I picture whenever he posts.

Thanks for that Tino, I appreciate that you have been to Northwich, but give me a phucking break!

I don't know why I think that! Once I get something in my head, that's it.

It's like Union. I know he probably doesn't look like Anton Du Beke, but I can't shift the image.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:05 am

Have a good one Big Red.

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:05 am

Here's how I imagine some of our esteemed members, guess who is who...

1.:

2.:

3.:

4.

4.:

5.:

6.:

7.:

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:08 am

Me (you c*nt)
Jeff
Jules
Raf
Galted
Seany
Shah Laugh

Brilliant stuff, Cane.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:11 am

1 - Tino
2 - sean
3 - Jules
4 - Raf
5- Galted
6 - Jeff
7 - Shah

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:17 am

Windows - Cliff Richard, Galted the guy in crap khakis.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:18 am

seanmichaels wrote:Windows - Cliff Richard, Galted the guy in crap khakis.

Jules is Sir Cliff.

by Adam D Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:28 am

Up yours Cane.

Its Christmas and still no love for me. First I am told I am no Joe Cocker. And the only thing worse than that is not being acknowledged.

I hope you get your hampton caught in your zipper on Xmas eve.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:33 am

I hate Cliff Richard. This is me
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2014/01/08/1226797/740104-b1e30bbc-785e-11e3-ad16-5b01da53a32e.jpg

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:33 am

Adam (dark hair)

Spoiler:

Union

Spoiler:

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:34 am

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:52 am

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 18 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3hcme149sMHvFKqe72YDYxF-PCteGvmjKmgVKvCEVakOnLkcS

Union

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:55 am

8 - superfly

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:58 am

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:03 am

windows

Spoiler:

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:04 am

Can not see that one sean, you have, ironically "Windowsed it"

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:08 am

seanmichaels wrote:windows
Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:10 am

ShahenshahG wrote:

Jeff?

by kingraf Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:10 am

Hey! I have facial hair

by Adam D Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:23 am

Kingraf (or his psycho cousin):

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 18 The-woodsman-0310-lg

by kingraf Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:30 am

I don't dress like Galted. My psycho cousin, like most psychos, is bald

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:30 am

Spoiler:

Kingraf

by kingraf Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:35 am

....

phuck off Sean

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:41 am

what? too many blonde tips?

by kingraf Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:46 am

I wouldn't dye my beard. That's disgusting.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:49 am

Jeff did.

by kingraf Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:54 am

Besides, the tips have worn out. I'm undecided as to whether I should dye it again for the road trip or not. Currently in the middle of nowhere so probably not.

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:57 am

If you google image search "dyed tips", there is not one single picture of a man.

by **Galted** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:08 pm

Oh dear, the last page has made me literally lol out loud. Annoyingly I'm in the work deli and there are literally thousands of kids watching me lol out loud as every ¢unt who works here finds in necessary to bring their phucking brats in around Christmas. No numnuts/thick bitch your kids are not adorable, they're obnoxious and ugly and are getting on my nerves. I might rub some lemon juice in their eyes in a non yewtree euphemism way.

I'm aware that there's at least one typo in this post but my Samsung Downie won't let me edit.

by kingraf Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:14 pm

You need to Google "Male dyed tips", Cane.

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:17 pm

kingraf wrote:You need to Google "Male dyed tips", Cane.

I don't mate, I really don't.

by kingraf Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:18 pm

if you look far enough, you'll find a picture of Tiger Woods with a blonde buzz cut. WTF

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:40 pm

I had bleached blonde hair back in the day. I looked a complete knob.

by kingraf Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:45 pm

I would expect you to. I've never seen anyone with completely dyed blonde hair who didn't look like an ignoramus

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:47 pm

kingraf wrote:I would expect you to. I've never seen anyone with completely dyed blonde hair who didn't look like an ignoramus

When I grew it out and had black hair with blond tips, I still looked like a knob.

by kingraf Tue 23 Dec 2014, 1:00 pm

That bit sounds less likely... unless you're simply predisposed to looking rather knobby.

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 1:11 pm

30 mini pork sausages and some stollen.

Filled a hole.

by kingraf Tue 23 Dec 2014, 1:15 pm

Think I'm suffering from a bit of Altitude sickness. Going from Johannesburg to the farm isn't too bad, as it's a 300m climb. But from Pretoria to the farm is a 700m climb. My red blood cells weren't ready.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 1:21 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I had bleached blonde hair back in the day. I looked a complete knob.

The amount of respect I've just lost for you has ruined my Christmas.

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