The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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kingraf wrote:I watched it. It buffered every five seconds due to the awful Internet reception on the farm... I can't decide whether that made it better or worse like. Was awful nonetheless

Wrong thread.

A thong and a Next jumper. I now will always see you as Alan Partridge when he is doing his lapdance Tina. Thanks for that.

I think the rule of thumb with regards to banner adverts is when in doubt, always click them.

Its something you should all do as often as possible, from as many different PCs around the world.

Rowley wrote:A thong and a Next jumper. I now will always see you as Alan Partridge when he is doing his lapdance Tina. Thanks for that.

That's excellent work, Jeff. It really is.

Lunch was crap, nothing to report...

Mine also Rick, ham salad sandwich. The ham was particuarly poor. Bad enough to make me think Shah may be on to something.

Don't let him hear you say that Jeff, he will use it to galvanise the masses behind a false consensus.

I ate some 'suspect' chicken for lunch. With a bit of luck I may have to go home soon.

superflyweight wrote:I ate some 'suspect' chicken for lunch.  With a bit of luck I may have to go home soon.  

Was it fowl? In my experience you'll be ok as long as you only had a poultry portion.

There's a joke in there somewhere about all the c0ck experience you gained at school.

superflyweight wrote:There's a joke in there somewhere about all the c0ck experience you gained at school.

Those are just Bantam stories made up by the terrorist.

2015.

New Year.

Same Sean Michaels.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:2015.

New Year.

Same Sean Michaels.

Would we have it any other way?

(No jokes about seany getting it the 'other way' please)

I'm not usually known for puns am I?

How is Kim? Bet her knockers are a bit bigger after plenty of christmas stuffing.

I don't know. I've never met Kim. Her loss.

seanmichaels wrote:I'm not usually known for puns am I?

How is Kim? Bet her knockers are a bit bigger after plenty of christmas stuffing.

No, but killing threads is a forte of yours.

They don't look noticeably bigger, but I haven't ever cupped them so I can't be sure.

She did tell me in the kitchen that she is doing a detox diet this year. And also that she has split up with her ex.

You could be in there.

Classic Kim, talking about diets whilst standing in the kitchen.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I'm not usually known for puns am I?

How is Kim? Bet her knockers are a bit bigger after plenty of christmas stuffing.

No, but killing threads is a forte of yours.

They don't look noticeably bigger, but I haven't ever cupped them so I can't be sure.

She did tell me in the kitchen that she is doing a detox diet this year.  And also that she has split up with her ex.  

You could be in there.

You can't split up with an ex. You have to split up with someone you're with.

2015

New Year

Same Tino.

superflyweight wrote:Classic Kim, talking about diets whilst standing in the kitchen.  

She was brewing a cup-a-soup as well.

At the risk of offending RiCk, they are full of salt and other sh*t that isn't good for you.

I didn't say anything though. Not after she dropped the 'newly single' bombshell. I'm not a monster, for Christ's sake.

Tino wrote:At the risk of offending RiCk, they are full of salt and other sh*t that isn't good for you.

I hope it was for breakfast...

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:At the risk of offending RiCk, they are full of salt and other sh*t that isn't good for you.

I hope it was for breakfast...

Elevenses.

At least it wasn't claiming to be instant soup, Tina. I think we properly nailed that fallacy last year!

I just ate a strawberry lace - I'm not proud of myself.

superflyweight wrote:I just ate a strawberry lace - I'm not proud of myself.  

Strawberry lace. And a pretty face.

One for Jules, that is.

I bought a packet of wham (the bar) sweets which I devoured quickly went back for some fizzy chewits. Should know better, I've balloned to 14'2 in the last 2 or 3 months. Have only ever been 12'6 12'9 since I remember

and i can't spell....

and you used the symbol for 'feet' when you meant stone....

JuliusHMarx wrote:and you used the symbol for 'feet' when you meant stone....

Your such a grammar nazi.

2015.

New Year.

Same old gentleman of advancing years, Jules.

tis true. i'm having a mare although I can ashamedly say that I though you could hypen there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:and you used the symbol for 'feet' when you meant stone....

Your such a grammar nazi.

2015.

New Year.

Same old gentleman of advancing years, Jules.

If I were a grammar nazi I'd think you did that accidentally and feel compelled to correct it.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:and you used the symbol for 'feet' when you meant stone....

Your such a grammar nazi.

2015.

New Year.

Same old gentleman of advancing years, Jules.

If I were a grammar nazi I'd think you did that accidentally and feel compelled to correct it.

Tino once caught me out with similar trickery, it happened before I got to know him and his devious nature.  In a flash I went from being a grammartist to a grammarse.

He's not clever enough to catch me out and knows it. He takes his revenge by constantly reminding me of my age.
I will be 50 this year and to be honest I'm not at all phucking happy about it.

JuliusHMarx wrote:He's not clever enough to catch me out and knows it. He takes his revenge by constantly reminding me of my age.
I will be 50 this year and to be honest I'm not at all phucking happy about it.

I'm not too far behind you. Just turned 44 and have my first hemorrhoid to prove it.

Just massively p1ssed off Galtova by correctly answering three questions on University Challenge before they'd been asked having only heard the subject matter. My normal tactic to annoy her is to answer "Matisse" to any question that involves a painting.

Which ones did you get?

Fingal's Cave, Mary Rose & one other.

Excluding the film ones I got more answers right when I didn't know what the question was. Should've used the luck on the Euromillions instead of wasting it.

I got all 3 of the 1960s films bonus questions, Mary Rose, Hokusai, a few others.

Just had a lovely conversation with my 89 y.o. Maltese neighbour, "Joe".

Safe to say that he is quite angry with the world for some reason. There were a few "bloody"s and even the occasional "f*ck".

Maybe he was just trying to impress me?

@ Julius - I've never got an art one correct but, one day, the answer will be "Matisse".

@ LD - I avoid conversations with the elderly as I find their teeth offensive.

Joe has a very discreet set of choppers, Galted. Tough looking mouth too. I don't think he has much time for fools.

He has some very cool modern sunnies as well. He sort of reminds me of an ex-jet fighter pilot crossed with a Mafia Don for some reason.

Afternoon LD, how are things on your side? It's ridiculously hot here at the moment.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Joe has a very discreet set of choppers, Galted. Tough looking mouth too. I don't think he has much time for fools.

How dare you!

Galted. F*ck you.

F*ck you for ignoring my invite to my New Years Eve party.

Me and your arl man were snorting crack from Rachel Weisz's breasts. And Winona was giving free handjobs in my kitchen.

You hurt my feelings, you rotter.

Morning Tino, Galted, come on guys, you can't start the new year with a tiff...

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, Galted, come on guys, you can't start the new year with a tiff...

Morning RiCk. You're right, I won't let it get me down. I've made my feelings known, I'll move on.

How is the BDO getting along? Has the opening game checked out yet, or are they both still throwing at double one....?

Tino wrote:How is the BDO getting along? Has the opening game checked out yet, or are they both still throwing at double on

Still serving up highly enjoyable games of darts without the background cacophany of 3000 essex boys on a stag do singing guttural songs to the one unobtainable female in the crowd...

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:How is the BDO getting along? Has the opening game checked out yet, or are they both still throwing at double on

Still serving up highly enjoyable games of darts without the background cacophany of 3000 essex boys on a stag do singing guttural songs to the one unobtainable female in the crowd...

Great use of cacophony.

Tino wrote:Great use of cacophony.

My pleasure.

I am still weathering the storm here of the shock of getting back in full swing at work. Not good...

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Tino wrote:
Still serving up highly enjoyable games of darts without the background cacophany of 3000 essex boys on a stag do singing guttural songs to the one unobtainable female in the crowd...

'Stand up, if you luv yer darts!'

sean wrote:'Stand up, if you luv yer darts!'

Which most are unable to do with any kind of grace or balance...

Morning sean