The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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kingraf wrote:I watched it. It buffered every five seconds due to the awful Internet reception on the farm... I can't decide whether that made it better or worse like. Was awful nonetheless

Wrong thread.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Look on the brightside Jules. You can sh@g a 50 year old without a) your mates laughing at you, b.) sh@gging your mate's girlfriend's mum.

You must be looking forward to it then.

Not sure. I think I'm on the turn.

Admitting it is the hardest part. Now that you're out of the closet you can move on with your life.

Hot dog for lunch, the school dinner theme is carrying on...

rick_dagless wrote:Hot dog for lunch, the school dinner theme is carrying on...

do you get a choice? like a free canteen?

I reckon Windows is currently getting a wedgy from 2 18st Afrikaaners.

sean wrote:do you get a choice? like a free canteen?

Yup pretty much, food alterantes from the awful to the divine... Seem to be in a sticky patch at the moment.

sean wrote:I reckon Windows is currently getting a wedgy from 2 18st Afrikaaners.

I am going for he is awkwardly laughing at some casual racism...

I will go for he is ordering the third least expensive bottle of wine on the menu

Just out of spite...

rick_dagless wrote:

I am going for he is awkwardly laughing at some casual racism...

Sounds like my Christmas day with the family.

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

I am going for he is awkwardly laughing at some casual racism...

Sounds like my Christmas day with the family.

You of all people!

I'm quite fine with the odd joke but I had reprimand a colleague earlier who was dissing the ghurkas. Lovely people. Just get the tea cosies on, Gore Tex jackets on and walk for miles and miles.

Currently following the announcement of the World Cup team. It's taking forever like four minutes per player. It's like they want you to really soak in the rubbish they've selected individually, rather than all at once

Quinny de Kock's name hasn't been read yet, I'd be so gutted for him if injury rules him out.

Ooh, he misses out, and with it goes all our chances at winning. Need to go cry now, to make sure I have no tears when the inevitable happens

I quinny'd my de kock last week watching a grumble flick.

kingraf wrote:Quinny de Kock's name hasn't been read yet, I'd be so gutted for him if injury rules him out.

Yeah - no-one wants an injured Kock.

No wait he was picked, and with it, must have been just before I switched to it. I feel a lot better now, the heartbreak will only start when we lose, which is of course still inevitable

No wait he was picked, and with it, must have been just before I switched to it. I feel a lot better now, the heartbreak will only start when we lose, which is of course still inevitable

So they will be playing with Kock after all.

JuliusHMarx wrote:So they will be playing with Kock after all.

Sean has been picked for SA world cup team?

Which sport is this World Cup?

Union Cane wrote:Which sport is this World Cup?

Kock knows.

Union Cane wrote:Which sport is this World Cup?

C******

ShahenshahG wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Which sport is this World Cup?

C******

Culture?!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Which sport is this World Cup?

C******

Culture?!

Wash your mouth out, we don't discuss that on here. Certainly not on consecutive days.

A Culture Cup? Wouldn't that be something.

I'm presuming it is either cricket or rugby, as SA don't really do any other sports. I don't really want togoogle Fannie Kock or whatever hisname is though, might get in trouble.

My spacebar isplaying up, phuckingthing.

Cricket. Jeezus guys. It's also Quinton de Kock. Nice lad, everybody laughed at him when he quit school to become a cricketer... well who's laughing now??

I would imagine anyone who sees his name.

kingraf wrote:Cricket. Jeezus guys. It's also Quinton de Kock. Nice lad, everybody laughed at him when he quit school to become a cricketer... well who's laughing now??

We are.

Well, ja, them too... still, dropping out of school is a rather ballsy decision in a country with 1/4 unemployment rate and not having a particularly well off family.

kingraf wrote:Well, ja, them too... still, dropping out of school is a rather ballsy decision in a country with 1/4 unemployment rate and not having a particularly well off family.

Depends whether or not he was failing in the first place

Well, ja that's true. Always did look a little dense, but unfortunately we aren't close enough to have peered each others school records.

kingraf wrote:Well, ja that's true. Always did look a little dense, but unfortunately we aren't close enough to have peered each others school records.

Only each others willies.

If that's code for he once clubbed my spin bowling like a baby seal in a club match, then yes.

No, I was saying you had peered at each others willies.

Oh no, then that didn't happen

kingraf wrote:Oh no, then that didn't happen

Protecting your source eh?

Like all true journalists.

Hmm think we'd better be careful in this territory today, people could get offended you racist metrosexual with indecisively coloured hair.

My hair has a definite colour okay! I just can't mention it at the risk of sounding like I have a chip on my shoulder. In a week or so I'm getting auburn tresses. Look, I wear pink, and wear five inch seam shorts and am not above highlights, but I am not a metrosexual!

kingraf wrote:My hair has a definite colour okay! I just can't mention it at the risk of sounding like I have a chip on my shoulder. In a week or so I'm getting auburn tresses. Look, I wear pink, and wear five inch seam shorts and am not above highlights, but I am not a metrosexual!

If galted mears inspires your dress sense youve got worse problems than metrosexuality!

I'm infintely more stylish than Galted.

kingraf wrote:I'm infintely more stylish than Galted.

that puts you on a par with golddust, not exactl encouraging

Hah! Looked especially dapper this summer, bought majority blue and white naval colours. I recommend them for everybody. Especially the hooped ones. Coupled with a fedora and the a fresh pair of brogues, you will look like a winner.

kingraf wrote:Hah! Looked especially dapper this summer, bought majority blue and white naval colours. I recommend them for everybody. Especially the hooped ones. Coupled with a fedora and the a fresh pair of brogues, you will look like a winner.

This sounds like what tino would wear in haste as he climbed out his window when he hears his son coming home early and letting himself in the front door.

Tiña has something resembling style The jumpers are always a fantastic touch, I've got a few myself. They go wonderfully with a schoolboy tie, and black jumpers can create more aesthetically pleasing physical silhouettes.

kingraf wrote:Tiña has something resembling style The jumpers are always a fantastic touch, I've got a few myself. They go wonderfully with a schoolboy tie, and black jumpers can create more aesthetically pleasing physical silhouettes.

Sean has just creamed his pants

He might when he reads it!!

kingraf wrote:He might when he reads it!!

He's like Kallis hes been doing it so long he can read this without even turning his pc on, all we need is his bird doing the commentary..."he cream zit throo ze coverrs, I was merrly a bystandurrr".

I did laugh out loud at that... Your mind is a rather dark recess, Shah.

Too much time on my hands, but none of it can be utilised effectively due to the nature of the job so i sit and mouth pleasantries while imagining horrible/ironic/amusing/humiliating deaths of the people I encounter.

..not laughing anymore are ya?!