"Words" and "Phrases" you are going to be sick of by May 2015.....

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The next election summed up in 30 words...

"Economy"
"Hard working people"
"One Nation"
"Weak"
"Ed Miliband's Labour"
"Rich friends"
"Stability"
"NHS NHS NHS NHS"
"Gordon Brown"
"Cost of living"
"No policies"
"Ed Balls"
"Caused the recession"
"Forward not back"
"Racist party"

"He lied about tuition fees"
"I want my country back"
"People's army"
"Russell Brand"
"Open border"
"Bankers Bonuses"
"Ordinary people"
"Privatisation"
"Con/UKIP coalition"
"One trick pony"

Etc.

Very good Duty............

"Strengthening economy"

"Beer and Bingo" ...May crop up from time to time..

"The 'average' working family"
"Tax,tax, and more tax"
"Etonians"- always lived on a council estate, no issues what so ever on a politicians background so long as they are honest and feel they are capable of improving the country.

"Due Diligence"
"Mob rule"
"Ched Evans"

"cheese munching surrender monkeys"

Red Ed............

rick_dagless wrote:"cheese munching surrender monkeys"

Isn't it "Garlic munching Nazi collaborators"?

However, I do confess my source as being Adrian Edmondson in the stage show "Bottom 3 - Hooligan's Island"

Both are perfectly acceptable DAVE, and we will be hearing a lot of both I suspect...

Especially if they put a microphone/tv camera within five feet of me

Don't forget:

"living within our means"
"sticking to the plan"
"too far, too fast"
"unsustainable"
"political football"
"blame game"
"immigration / housing / healthcare / transport / environmental crisis"
"trust"
"in the interests of national security"
"terrorism"
"borders"
"EU"

"Issue," but pronounced in that ghastly politician's way. "I think the isz-yu here is.....This is an important, pressing isz-yu."

It's iSHyu, I tells ya. ISHYU!

dyrewolfe wrote:Don't forget:

"living within our means"
"sticking to the plan"
"too far, too fast"
"unsustainable"
"political football"
"blame game"
"immigration / housing / healthcare / transport / environmental crisis"
"trust"
"in the interests of national security"
"terrorism"
"borders"
"EU"

Ha ha.....

"With all due respect"...........Get ready for that horrible line..

If you have an ISS-yu get a "TIS-yu" .............

88Chris05 wrote:"Issue,"  but pronounced in that ghastly politician's way. "I think the isz-yu here is.....This is an important, pressing isz-yu."

It's iSHyu, I tells ya. ISHYU!

Let's hope there's no issue with Kostya Tzsyu blowing his nose on a tissue

DAVE667 wrote:

88Chris05 wrote:"Issue,"  but pronounced in that ghastly politician's way. "I think the isz-yu here is.....This is an important, pressing isz-yu."

It's iSHyu, I tells ya. ISHYU!

Let's hope there's no issue with Kostya Tzsyu blowing his nose on a tissue

Does that mean we have to say "BLESH-YU" when someone sneezes?

I ASH-UME SO

Have we had "sugar hit" when talking about an inanimate object such as Policy or Election promises?
Often used here (incorrectly) to describe or justify an action from a Party, which is usually unrealistic or unaffordable but which somehow is meant to be good for whoever is proposing something a little, or a lot, out of the ordinary. God that annoys me.

Unholy alliance, to be used whenever any coalition is mooted, irrespective of who is involved.

"Hold my cufflinks Samantha, I'm going in to speak to the proles!"

Yes David we know you're a man of the people, we get it. Looking forward to seeing you get a tattoo when you're campaigning in the Holmewood and Bierley areas of Bradford

"Labour's mess"
"Strong economy"
"For the rich"
"Heart and Brain"
"it's for the British people to decide"
"Can't trust a word Nick Clegg say's"

DAVE667 wrote:"Hold my cufflinks Samantha, I'm going in to speak to the proles!"

Yes David we know you're a man of the people, we get it. Looking forward to seeing you get a tattoo when you're campaigning in the Holmewood and Bierley areas of Bradford

You can tell it's election time Sam Cameron is wearing jeans again...

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:"Hold my cufflinks Samantha, I'm going in to speak to the proles!"

Yes David we know you're a man of the people, we get it. Looking forward to seeing you get a tattoo when you're campaigning in the Holmewood and Bierley areas of Bradford

You can tell it's election time Sam Cameron is wearing jeans again...

If she wears hot pants I might just give her one...my vote!

"Let's not speculate."

Sure... but will you answer the question? We all want to know. It's important.

You are only supposed to have a drink on friday and Saturday evenings.

Trident..........
Salmond pulling strings.....
Right to buy....

seanmichaels wrote:You are only supposed to have a drink on friday and Saturday evenings.

I do...I start on Saturday and finish on Friday

Closer to home, you Get terms like
"Bribery"
"corruption"
"scandal"
"shower"
"Potential political assassination"
"Service delivery protest"
"militant"
"Load shedding is evidence that the economy is growing, however slowly"
"monolithic white vote"
"Clever blacks"
"Jan van Riebeeck"
"Educated blacks"
"Mandela"
"Door to door campaigning"
"Free T-shirts"
*Unintelligible Zulu words*
"We will make (enter city here) ungovernable"

kingraf wrote:Closer to home, you Get terms like
"Bribery"
"corruption"
"scandal"
"shower"
"Potential political assassination"
"Service delivery protest"
"militant"
"Load shedding is evidence that the economy is growing, however slowly"
"monolithic white vote"
"Clever blacks"
"Jan van Riebeeck"
"Educated blacks"
"Mandela"
"Door to door campaigning"
"Free T-shirts"
*Unintelligible Zulu words*
"We will make (enter city here) ungovernable"

and in sport...

"Oh s**t we lost again"...

Indeed, maybe we should play a sport amongst ourselves and call the winners the "world champions"

Better than inventing them and letting everybody else beat you at them !!

"Our position is perfectly clear"