The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **superflyweight** Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:35 am

First topic message reminder :

~~Beautiful - well played~~ Eat it Tina.

Yeah, I agree. eat it Tina.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 10:22 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Is the Bruno Mars song the one where he's dressed up as Mickey Pearce?

Yep.

With Ronson nodding his head in the background like some mong.

Bell ends. Rich but bell ends nonetheless.

See Bath yesterday? Magnificent.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 Jan 2015, 10:26 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Is the Bruno Mars song the one where he's dressed up as Mickey Pearce?

Yep.

With Ronson nodding his head in the background like some mong.

Bell ends. Rich but bell ends nonetheless.

See Bath yesterday? Magnificent.

I didn't see it but read about it. Bonus point win in Toulouse. Pretty remarkable stuff.

Don't think Slammin Sam was in the squad?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 10:27 am

Injured. Jonathan Joseph had a stormer, made a brilliant break for one of the best tries I've seen.

by **Union Cane** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 10:50 am

Blah blah blah.

STFU or GTFO.

by Rowley Mon 19 Jan 2015, 11:36 am

Not sure what the second acronym means but well said Union. We'll have none of this sport talk on here.

by **Union Cane** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 11:40 am

Shut up or get out would be the polite way of saying it.

I downloaded the oeuvre of Praga Khan over the weekend, some cracking stuff there, cultural too.

by Adam D Mon 19 Jan 2015, 11:47 am

Here is a cultural question of the day:

You are on death row.
What did you do?
What would you order for your last meal?

by **superflyweight** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 11:52 am

Killed Bruno Mars
Bruno Mars Bar

by **Union Cane** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 11:56 am

Finally tracked down Kia Picanto man
Pie barm, cheesy chips & gravy

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 12:06 pm

Found with Emilia Fox locked away in a cellar.
Beef rib joint cooked rare with Yorkshire's, Horesradish and crispy batatas

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 12:23 pm

Nothing. I'm innocent, I tells ya, I'm innocent!

Crème Parisiennes.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 12:37 pm

Throttled Jeremy Kyle with his own Smugness

Rib Eye Steak with Onion Rings and chips

I see that Froch is ducking Chavex LOLZ...

by Guest Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:10 pm

I beat Louis Walsh to death using the severed limbs of Robbie Williams, Cristiano Ronaldo, Jeremy Vine, Jeremy Kyle, James Corden, Kim Kardashian, John Terry, Miley Cyrus, Will.i.am and a whole host of other c*nts.

Mixed grill washed down with two pints of Guiness and a very large Single Malt

by **Galted** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:13 pm

Drowned a few people. Quite a lot actually.

The corpses.

by trottb Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:15 pm

Justin Beiber - with a rusty tattoo pen.

Chicken pathia, mushroom rice, a chilli naan and a pint of Tiger beer.

by Guest Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:20 pm

trottb wrote:Justin Beiber - with a rusty tattoo pen.

Chicken pathia, mushroom rice, a chilli naan and a pint of Tiger beer.

It's a gun!

by trottb Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:22 pm

Whoops!

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:26 pm

trottb wrote:Whoops!

Don't worry, Trott, I'm guessing you're like me and don't have any tattoos.

Little bit of individuality isn't something to hide from Trotty.

Dave has SLAYER tattooed down his knob. Well, he has SLA and that's it.

by **Union Cane** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:29 pm

I want to be individual, and besides, everyone else has one.

by Guest Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:38 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:Whoops!

Don't worry, Trott, I'm guessing you're like me and don't have any tattoos.

Little bit of individuality isn't something to hide from Trotty.

Dave has SLAYER tattooed down his knob. Well, he has SLA and that's it.

But I also have "YER" tattooed up the other side......

by trottb Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:38 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:Whoops!

Don't worry, Trott, I'm guessing you're like me and don't have any tattoos.

Little bit of individuality isn't something to hide from Trotty.

Dave has SLAYER tattooed down his knob. Well, he has SLA and that's it.

in a really small font?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:40 pm

trottb wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:Whoops!

Don't worry, Trott, I'm guessing you're like me and don't have any tattoos.

Little bit of individuality isn't something to hide from Trotty.

Dave has SLAYER tattooed down his knob. Well, he has SLA and that's it.

in a really small font?

He was going to have it in bold and big font but the tattooist said it would have to be lower case and that just wouldn't do for our Dave.

by trottb Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:42 pm

Probably would have been better going for a proper band like Bon Jovi.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:42 pm

trottb wrote:Probably would have been better going for a proper band like Bon Jovi.

*BON JOVI.

by **superflyweight** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:43 pm

Does Jeff have a tattoo - am sure there was some controversy on this a while back. Raf will have one - probably some kind far eastern text which translates into "weird metrosexual netballer can't read Japanese".

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:44 pm

I think Jeff has a full face web tattoo from memory...

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:46 pm

superflyweight wrote:Does Jeff have a tattoo - am sure there was some controversy on this a while back. Raf will have one - probably some kind far eastern text which translates into "weird metrosexual netballer can't read Japanese".

He does have one. Gave some b*llocks about it covering up an old one but no-one buys that.

I think he has Thug-Life tattooed across his belly.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:47 pm

Did anyone watch take me out?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:48 pm

I have a very realistic life-size tattoo of my face on my face.

by **superflyweight** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:48 pm

or a picture of a jar of Bovril.

by **Union Cane** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:48 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Did anyone watch take me out?

No, although I did watch Harry Hill's Stars In Their Eyes.

I can't work out whether the contestants are real or whether the whole thing is a parody.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:49 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Did anyone watch take me out?

No they phucking didn't, and if they did they shouldn't have.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:51 pm

I nobbed one of the contestant's mum. He looked like a tw@t so quite pleased with myself

by Adam D Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:52 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Did anyone watch take me out?

No, although I did watch Harry Hill's Stars In Their Eyes.

I can't work out whether the contestants are real or whether the whole thing is a parody.

I think that it is a work of a genius.Two weeks in a row I laughed out loud many, many times.

But then again, I like Moulin Rouge

by Guest Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:55 pm

trottb wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
trottb wrote:Whoops!

Don't worry, Trott, I'm guessing you're like me and don't have any tattoos.

Little bit of individuality isn't something to hide from Trotty.

Dave has SLAYER tattooed down his knob. Well, he has SLA and that's it.

in a really small font?

But it gets a lot bigger when I listen to SLAYER...the sad thing is I really wanted a MALEVOLENT CREATION tattoo but they simply don't make fibreoptic thickness tattoo needles

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 Jan 2015, 1:55 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I nobbed one of the contestant's mum. He looked like a tw@t so quite pleased with myself

That's twice you've said that in about 3 days.

We ignored it the first time because no-one believes you, it's unlikely anyone has changed their mind.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:01 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I nobbed one of the contestant's mum. He looked like a tw@t so quite pleased with myself

That's twice you've said that in about 3 days.

We ignored it the first time because no-one believes you, it's unlikely anyone has changed their mind.

Honestly. The window cleaner with the shocking pony tail.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:02 pm

I've got "Galted the Unstoppable Sex Machine" tattoed along my knob in a really huge font.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I nobbed one of the contestant's mum. He looked like a tw@t so quite pleased with myself

That's twice you've said that in about 3 days.

We ignored it the first time because no-one believes you, it's unlikely anyone has changed their mind.

Honestly. The window cleaner with the shocking pony tail.

Oh right, him. Yeah, I believe you now.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:07 pm

Galted wrote:I've got "Galted the Unstoppable Sex Machine" tattoed along my knob in a really huge font.

What does Galtova have tattooed on hers?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:07 pm

Galted wrote:I've got "Galted the Unstoppable Sex Machine" tattoed along my knob in a really huge font.

I've got "Julius the Unstoppable Sex Machine" tattoed around my knob in a really huge font

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:20 pm

I thought super had the Edinburgh Tattoo?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:22 pm

I had Tatu on my schlong once.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:23 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I thought super had the Edinburgh Tattoo?

Clever.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:24 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I've got "Galted the Unstoppable Sex Machine" tattoed along my knob in a really huge font.

What does Galtova have tattooed on hers?

Why do you feel the need to post something so downright unpleasant?

Couldn't you have posted something charming and hilarious like Julius the Unstoppable Sex Machine did?

You really are a rotter, Tino, a bloody rotter!

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:26 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I've got "Galted the Unstoppable Sex Machine" tattoed along my knob in a really huge font.

What does Galtova have tattooed on hers?

Why do you feel the need to post something so downright unpleasant?

Couldn't you have posted something charming and hilarious like Julius the Unstoppable Sex Machine did?

You really are a rotter, Tino, a bloody rotter!

I like your location. It's quite amusing.

Well done.

by Guest Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:29 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I had Tatu on my schlong once.

the little guy from Fantasy Island? No wonder he killed himself

by **Union Cane** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:31 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I had Tutu on my schlong once.

Spoiler:

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:38 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I had Tatu on my schlong once.
the little guy from Fantasy Island? No wonder he killed himself

No son, the hot Russian feminists.

Spoiler:

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 Jan 2015, 2:42 pm

It is t.A.T.u. , not Tutu Cane.

Wonder if Rick was involved in their creation?

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