The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

First topic message reminder :

Beautiful - well played  Eat it Tina.

Yeah, I agree. eat it Tina.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

trottb wrote:Morning/Evening all.

All a bit gay on here today, what's with all of this talk of emotions and feelings? I thought you were men of the north...

Love you mate.

That's a relief, your "shouldn't be too long" comment was a bit ominous.

Guess my anecdote will have to wait though.

Morning all.

Morning Jeff, let us hope for a less self-aggrandising day on here today...

How you doing?

I'm well Rick. Hope Bradford and the crazy world of corporate law are treating you well

Bradford is cold and the Law is colder Jeff, how is being the vanguard of keeping the country safe faring?

The Loaded Dog wrote:

I lost my sense of humour reading that list.
Maybe someone can do an Out of Left Field Post List. Think I'd at least come about 3rd in that.

I'm sorry LD. Genuine oversight. You're way funnier than most on here. You're not at Jules level but few are.

x

rick_dagless wrote:Bradford is cold and the Law is colder Jeff, how is being the vanguard of keeping the country safe faring?

Think I am falling somewhat short of such lofty ideals Rick, to be honest I'd help members of ISIS get a visa if they would pay me enough and it did not involve a lot of work for me.

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Bradford is cold and the Law is colder Jeff, how is being the vanguard of keeping the country safe faring?

Think I am falling somewhat short of such lofty ideals Rick, to be honest I'd help members of ISIS get a visa if they would pay me enough and it did not involve a lot of work for me.

Jeff, I had to go to a place called Boreham Wood last night. It's a borough of Norf Laandon.

Imagine my delight when my sat nav told me I was heading along Rowley Lane. It was lovely. I felt like I was on a road trip with you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Bradford is cold and the Law is colder Jeff, how is being the vanguard of keeping the country safe faring?

Think I am falling somewhat short of such lofty ideals Rick, to be honest I'd help members of ISIS get a visa if they would pay me enough and it did not involve a lot of work for me.

Jeff, I had to go to a place called Boreham Wood last night.  It's a borough of Norf Laandon.

Imagine my delight when my sat nav told me I was heading along Rowley Lane.  It was lovely.  I felt like I was on a road trip with you.

Whatever.

With your lack of professional morals and an affection for pre 1960's ideals you would have made an excellent lawyer Jeff...

If you fancy a career change give me a shout.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Bradford is cold and the Law is colder Jeff, how is being the vanguard of keeping the country safe faring?

Think I am falling somewhat short of such lofty ideals Rick, to be honest I'd help members of ISIS get a visa if they would pay me enough and it did not involve a lot of work for me.

Jeff, I had to go to a place called Boreham Wood last night.  It's a borough of Norf Laandon.

Imagine my delight when my sat nav told me I was heading along Rowley Lane.  It was lovely.  I felt like I was on a road trip with you.

Did it go on and on, with it eventually leading no where. Are you sure it wasnt Rowley article Lane?

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Bradford is cold and the Law is colder Jeff, how is being the vanguard of keeping the country safe faring?

Think I am falling somewhat short of such lofty ideals Rick, to be honest I'd help members of ISIS get a visa if they would pay me enough and it did not involve a lot of work for me.

Jeff, I had to go to a place called Boreham Wood last night.  It's a borough of Norf Laandon.

Imagine my delight when my sat nav told me I was heading along Rowley Lane.  It was lovely.  I felt like I was on a road trip with you.

Did it go on and on, with it eventually leading no where. Are you sure it wasnt Rowley article Lane?

Would those be the Rowley articles respected boxing historians ask permission to quote Adam?

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Bradford is cold and the Law is colder Jeff, how is being the vanguard of keeping the country safe faring?

Think I am falling somewhat short of such lofty ideals Rick, to be honest I'd help members of ISIS get a visa if they would pay me enough and it did not involve a lot of work for me.

Jeff, I had to go to a place called Boreham Wood last night.  It's a borough of Norf Laandon.

Imagine my delight when my sat nav told me I was heading along Rowley Lane.  It was lovely.  I felt like I was on a road trip with you.

Did it go on and on, with it eventually leading no where. Are you sure it wasnt Rowley article Lane?

I would like to l*l out loud but I think he is feeling a bit sensitive so I won't.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Imagine my delight when my sat nav told me I was heading along Rowley Lane.

You should have apprehended a local and asked them how to pronounce it, that would have settled it once and for all.

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Imagine my delight when my sat nav told me I was heading along Rowley Lane.

You should have apprehended a local and asked them how to pronounce it, that would have settled it once and for all.

Have you been to Boreham Wood?

Rowley wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Bradford is cold and the Law is colder Jeff, how is being the vanguard of keeping the country safe faring?

Think I am falling somewhat short of such lofty ideals Rick, to be honest I'd help members of ISIS get a visa if they would pay me enough and it did not involve a lot of work for me.

Jeff, I had to go to a place called Boreham Wood last night.  It's a borough of Norf Laandon.

Imagine my delight when my sat nav told me I was heading along Rowley Lane.  It was lovely.  I felt like I was on a road trip with you.

Did it go on and on, with it eventually leading no where. Are you sure it wasnt Rowley article Lane?

Would those be the Rowley articles respected boxing historians ask permission to quote Adam?

That would be the one!

Are you going to send me the article again?

Is it on the forum perhaps?

You mean Borehamwood?

Never.

Union Cane wrote:You mean Borehamwood?

Never.

Yeah, that's the one.

It didn't strike me as the sort of place you stop the car and apprehend locals.

It is settled - it's pronounced "Rowley".

superflyweight wrote:It is settled - it's pronounced "Rowley".  

It's not. We've been through this twice.

It's "Rowley".

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

I lost my sense of humour reading that list.
Maybe someone can do an Out of Left Field Post List. Think I'd at least come about 3rd in that.

I'm sorry LD.  Genuine oversight.  You're way funnier than most on here.  You're not at Jules level but few are.

x

Apology accepted. Yes, Julius gets top Marx when it comes to deadpan humour.

I often do pass under the radar. It must be this special stealth suit I'm wearing.


.....................................................................................................................Look.... I'm over here now.

Your posts are too long LD, we have low attention spans.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

I lost my sense of humour reading that list.
Maybe someone can do an Out of Left Field Post List. Think I'd at least come about 3rd in that.

I'm sorry LD.  Genuine oversight.  You're way funnier than most on here.  You're not at Jules level but few are.

x

Apology accepted. Yes, Julius gets top Marx when it comes to deadpan humour.

I often do pass under the radar. It must be this special stealth suit I'm wearing.


.....................................................................................................................Look.... I'm over here now.

I was so concerned with not forgetting Adam (he gets desperately upset when we leave him out) that I overlooked you.

Inexcusable. But thanks for being so gracious.

Rowley wrote:Your posts are too long LD, we have low attention spans.

OK

I know someone who used to live Borehamwood. He lives in Colchester now.

Galted wrote:I know someone who used to live Borehamwood. He lives in Colchester now.

I've been to Colchester.

I nearly went to Cogenhoe once.

I've got a hole in my shoe. My feet are getting terribly cold in this weather....

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I know someone who used to live Borehamwood. He lives in Colchester now.

I've been to Colchester.

I went to Colchester. I remember the day as it was the first time I tried a Krispy Kreme. Good times.

seanmichaels wrote:I've got a hole in my shoe. My feet are getting terribly cold in this weather....

Whack a penny in there.

I bought some designer flip flops the other day. Made in Indonesia.
That probably explains the squeaking sound I heard today.

The sound of the souls of the sweatshop labour trying to escape?

The Loaded Dog wrote:The sound of the souls of the sweatshop labour trying to escape?

Did you just make a witty riposte to your own comment?

Well played 

Didn't realize we were allowed to tee ourselves up for our own jokes. Game changer!

This is the CC equivalent of liking your own Facebook posts (yep I went there)

Let us not embark on this journey down the slippery slope...

Adam D wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:The sound of the souls of the sweatshop labour trying to escape?

Did you just make a witty riposte to your own comment?

Well played 

I was thinking of adding it to my previous one but needed a minute or so to get my thoughts together.

Hey Adam, did you get a weird PM from Shah the other day?
Something about "stiverne been diagnosed with illness... and don king might sue us"
I didn't take it seriously because his grammar was poor and he didn't use upper case.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Adam D wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:The sound of the souls of the sweatshop labour trying to escape?

Did you just make a witty riposte to your own comment?

Well played 

I was thinking of adding it to my previous one but needed a minute or so to get my thoughts together.

Hey Adam, did you get a weird PM from Shah the other day?
Something about "stiverne been diagnosed with illness... and don king might sue us"
I didn't take it seriously because his grammar was poor and he didn't use upper case.

I didnt get the PM but I see there was a thread removed about it. And glad to see that you have standards when it comes to complaints. If they are not grammatically correct, we ignore. Thats the first rule of mod club. 

Adam D wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Adam D wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:The sound of the souls of the sweatshop labour trying to escape?

Did you just make a witty riposte to your own comment?

Well played 

I was thinking of adding it to my previous one but needed a minute or so to get my thoughts together.

Hey Adam, did you get a weird PM from Shah the other day?
Something about "stiverne been diagnosed with illness... and don king might sue us"
I didn't take it seriously because his grammar was poor and he didn't use upper case.

I didnt get the PM but I see there was a thread removed about it. And glad to see that you have standards when it comes to complaints. If they are not grammatically correct, we ignore. Thats the first rule of mod club. 

i tohugh as much seen there are to many of these types off false alyarms.

I removed it, when Shah thinks we have gone too far you can only take it seriously.

To be fair, I thought Hammersmith deserved a ban for the comments he made and his total (and completely in character) lack of remorse

Rowley wrote:I removed it, when Shah thinks we have gone too far you can only take it seriously.

I had a quick look at it but struggled to make sense of what the problem was. Sounds like a serious condition though. Is it true?

superflyweight wrote:Didn't realize we were allowed to tee ourselves up for our own jokes.  Game changer!

windows would still be a dullard

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Rowley wrote:I removed it, when Shah thinks we have gone too far you can only take it seriously.

I had a quick look at it but struggled to make sense of what the problem was. Sounds like a serious condition though. Is it true?

No idea, I know nothing about any boxer who fought in colour.

Jeff wrote:No idea, I know nothing about any boxer who fought in colour.

Racist! (maybe) though probably not

Rowley wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Rowley wrote:I removed it, when Shah thinks we have gone too far you can only take it seriously.

I had a quick look at it but struggled to make sense of what the problem was. Sounds like a serious condition though. Is it true?

No idea, I know nothing about any boxer who fought in colour.

I see. What about boxers who were filmed in 35mm? Or do you prefer the still shots?

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Rowley wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Rowley wrote:I removed it, when Shah thinks we have gone too far you can only take it seriously.

I had a quick look at it but struggled to make sense of what the problem was. Sounds like a serious condition though. Is it true?

No idea, I know nothing about any boxer who fought in colour.

I see. What about boxers who were filmed in 35mm? Or do you prefer the still shots?

Those that only sat for portraits would be the ideal.

Sport

Sport:

Heather Watson.

Too easy I guess Tino (but well done)

But the cup needed kickstarting!

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I hope Jules is ok. He is very quiet today.