The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 27 Apr 2015, 1:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

by Rowley Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:51 pm

Good save by the way Super, the intent underpinning the work of a documentary film maker had far too much potential to be about culture, dragging porn into it dodged that bullet.

by **superflyweight** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:54 pm

Again, wanted to get porn out of the way before I hit the big 4000.

by **Union Cane** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56 pm

Missed a milestone myself, I won't letting the next one pass unmarked.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:57 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:

Looking like UK filth merchant Ben Dover can't have been much fun.

That is uncanny. I'd never linked them before but it's remarkable.

I saw Ben Dover in the A3 services about 10 years ago. His 'camper van' had 'broken down'.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58 pm

Union Cane wrote:Missed a milestone myself, I won't letting the next one pass unmarked.

Missed one myself.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:59 pm

Union Cane wrote:Missed a milestone myself, I won't letting the next one pass unmarked.

I made a fleeting reference to your nonchalence.

by **superflyweight** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:59 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:

Looking like UK filth merchant Ben Dover can't have been much fun.

That is uncanny. I'd never linked them before but it's remarkable.

I saw Ben Dover in the A3 services about 10 years ago. His 'camper van' had 'broken down'.

It was probably Keith Harris with some bird.

There you go - 4000th post and I'm using it to denigrate a recently deceased and much loved children's entertainer.

by **Union Cane** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 1:00 pm

"solutomaattimittaamotulos"

by **superflyweight** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 1:05 pm

My tomatoes are fine, thanks.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 1:49 pm

Turned on the TV to see Sky Sports News are discussing that "Bridge could be a sport" and interviewing someone who appears to be representing bridge in a judicial review. Today is not going to be a fun day.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 1:52 pm

A bridge too far.....

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 1:54 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Turned on the TV to see Sky Sports News are discussing that "Bridge could be a sport" and interviewing someone who appears to be representing bridge in a judicial review. Today is not going to be a fun day.

Any thoughts on bridges Jeff?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 1:58 pm

I think the popularity of bridge will wayne.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 2:04 pm

<Sighs>

by **superflyweight** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 2:05 pm

I went to Thailand once to see Bridge played. Can't remember where exactly, but it was somewhere over the River Kwai.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 2:15 pm

This thread is getting into troubled waters now

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 2:19 pm

Yeah, it's going on a bit. We need an abridged version.

by Adam D Tue 28 Apr 2015, 2:23 pm

I wont harbour any bad feelings over these puns. Although some are far fetched - I need a suspension of disbelief to get through it.

by **Union Cane** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 2:31 pm

Silly cant(ilever)

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 2:40 pm

too many trolls on this thread

by Guest Tue 28 Apr 2015, 2:43 pm

TROLLS REALLY GET MY GOAT

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:01 pm

Why a duck?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:25 pm

i think i've just popped a rib sneezing....

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:35 pm

You can get that used to create a woman, one you'd inevitably finger in Aldi.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:37 pm

some half decent clout in Aldi. usually get the odd eastern european piece on the tills that would do the job.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:41 pm

seanmichaels wrote:some half decent clout in Aldi. usually get the odd eastern european piece on the tills that would do the job.

That's where Galted picked his up from.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:46 pm

He was good in M*A*S*H*

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:47 pm

Il Gialloblu wrote:Glate

2. when someone sh!ts on your face and smears it with a recently dead mouse

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glate

Is this how Glated got his name?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:51 pm

My mate is currently in an office reception (somewhere) and Greg Wallace is sat there as well. Apparently he has a spoon in his top pocket???

by Adam D Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:56 pm

seanmichaels wrote:My mate is currently in an office reception (somewhere) and Greg Wallace is sat there as well. Apparently he has a spoon in his top pocket???

Not sure why, but I am holding back the tears at this comment and the visualisation of it

by **Union Cane** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:57 pm

Perhaps he will be entering a Gregg & Spoon race?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 3:59 pm

Adam D wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My mate is currently in an office reception (somewhere) and Greg Wallace is sat there as well. Apparently he has a spoon in his top pocket???
Not sure why, but I am holding back the tears at this comment and the visualisation of it

I have a photo of it. He has a black leather man bag.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 4:00 pm

Marble Arch tower it was (it was this morning).

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 28 Apr 2015, 4:15 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Adam D wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My mate is currently in an office reception (somewhere) and Greg Wallace is sat there as well. Apparently he has a spoon in his top pocket???
Not sure why, but I am holding back the tears at this comment and the visualisation of it

I have a photo of it. He has a black leather m*n bag.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 4:31 pm

Union Cane wrote:Perhaps he will be entering a Gregg & Spoon race?

LOL out load

by Guest Tue 28 Apr 2015, 4:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Adam D wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My mate is currently in an office reception (somewhere) and Greg Wallace is sat there as well. Apparently he has a spoon in his top pocket???
Not sure why, but I am holding back the tears at this comment and the visualisation of it

I have a photo of it. He has a black leather man bag.

Are you sure it's not Rowley in fancy dress...did he reek of Radox?

by Rowley Tue 28 Apr 2015, 4:52 pm

F You Dave. I have way more hair than Wallace, but do have a black leather man bag.

by **Union Cane** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 4:53 pm

I feel sorry for the black leather men.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 28 Apr 2015, 4:54 pm

Rowley wrote:F You Dave. I have way more hair than Wallace, but do have a black leather man bag.

Everyone has way more hair than Wallace.

Except for SlapheadDAVE of course.

by Guest Tue 28 Apr 2015, 4:59 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:F You Dave. I have way more hair than Wallace, but do have a black leather man bag.

Everyone has way more hair than Wallace.

Except for SlapheadDAVE of course.

Can't argue with that Tina...but then I wouldn't cos you're my favourite.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 5:18 pm

606v2 Profile wrote:MIND THE WINDOWS TINO. FRIENDS

"Mind the windows Tino." has no friends yet

by Rowley Tue 28 Apr 2015, 5:29 pm

Just checked your profile DZ, people in glass houses and all that.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 5:30 pm

I, urm, I'm not allowed to be friends with people because of the mod rules. It would show favouritism.

by Rowley Tue 28 Apr 2015, 5:32 pm

I have ten on here, that is more than I have in real life.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 5:34 pm

Truss and Stefan though. I think that negates anything in real life and on here.

by Rowley Tue 28 Apr 2015, 5:38 pm

I believe beggars can't be choosers would be the appropriate idiom for me at this point.

by Guest Tue 28 Apr 2015, 6:09 pm

Rowley wrote:I believe beggars can't be choosers would be the appropriate idiom for me at this point.

Given the choice of STEFFAN and TRUSS I believe any beggar without even an atom of self respect remaining would tell the pair of them to f*ck off and settle for a life of solitude

by kingraf Tue 28 Apr 2015, 6:17 pm

I have four friends in real life. That's not counting my girlfriend and barber. Had a gym partner, but he dropped out after I switched to reverse linear training for six weeks.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 28 Apr 2015, 6:27 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Rowley wrote:I believe beggars can't be choosers would be the appropriate idiom for me at this point.
Given the choice of STEFFAN and TRUSS I believe any beggar without even an atom of self respect remaining would tell the pair of them to f*ck off and settle for a life of solitude

Yeah but you haven't taken into account Rowleys motto have you?

In for a penny, in for a penny.

by 1GrumpyGolfer Tue 28 Apr 2015, 6:40 pm

W@nkers! The lot of you. I've just wasted hours reading the drivel on this and the last thread when I could have been doing nothing at work instead. The only thing that made me laugh was the bummer Michaels getting woken up by his cat, I'm laughing again at recollection, that might be enough for redemption.

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