The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

Oh and that's two posts (now three) in one day please would you take this into consideration when discussing my application?

Signed Application Posted.

You're always welcome here hibbz.

Rowley wrote:Great anecdote hibbz. I have a mini cricket bat signed by Mike Gatting.

Thanks Rowley, I believe the same book with the Embury quote may have had a comment from someone concerning Warne's "ball of the century" to Gatting along the lines of

"he'd (Gatting) have never of missed it were it a pork pie"

ShahenshahG wrote:You're always welcome here hibbz.

Many thanks to you Shah, ignore Farage you are welcome here too.

Your brother Hartz is also welcome.

Mark Nicholas was a kunt. That is my anecdote. like his commentary though.

Tim tremlett also a kunt.

Thought far age good tonight. Some well placed darkies in the audience (non racist, laughing at the staging).

On the sauce sean?

Fist

Morning all

Sekont.

Morning Rustic Rick, how goes it

Not bad Shah me old mucker, looking forward to a long weekend!

You?

Same here. My cousin peed off god knows where when I said I wouldn't watch the fight or pay for it at any rate so got a long weekend to spend at home and keep my feet up. First break in a few weeks so pleased tbh, haven't felt the urge to kill people in the name of peace love and mercy for 13 minutes so I know it's going to be a good one.

Excellent news for infidels everywhere Shah!

I am going around to a mates for the fight, key is staying awake through the awful undercard!

Morning Rick and Shah. I'm going to step down from my high horse and will be purchasing the fight. Going to take the middle aged approach and go to my bed about 9 on Saturday and then just get up at 4 to watch it.

Morning super.

I have arranged my day to ensure optimum time in the local hostelries with friends so as not to get to tanked too quick, and am going to stay up for it.

Too rock and roll for me Rick. Rick n Roll if you like?

I'm going for the rock and roll approach to staying up by taking copious amounts of cocaine.

Morning all.

It is how we roll up here mate...

Though the undercard really is tedious...

Morning Jeff

Morning all. 

Junion usually has me up between 3 and 4 in the morning so that will be ideal.

I should be in bed right now, but the silly bastard whose shift i'm covering managed to get a cold and couldn't be bothered to come in. I should be angry but the sun is shining, the birds are singing, theres a heron stalking the koi carp in the pond and a family of ducks enjoying a leisurely paddle around the fountain.

All I need is an airgun and this would be a perfect morning.

Union Cane wrote:Morning all. 

Junion usually has me up between 3 and 4 in the morning so that will be ideal.

Just me and the hot girl in the office at the moment. She's leaving a in a few weeks so this may be my last chance to ask her if she wants to take a shower together.

superflyweight wrote:Just me and the hot girl in the office at the moment.  She's leaving a in a few weeks so this may be my last chance to ask her if she wants to take a shower together.  

Go for it mate.

Good morning.

Ha-wo

The Loaded Dog wrote:Ha-wo

racist....

seanmichaels wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Ha-wo

racist....

pig....

ShahenshahG wrote:My cousin peed off god

Drew a cartoon of Mohammed?

Question. Name the 6 Davids who have won the premiership title.

seanmichaels wrote:Question. Name the 6 Davids who have won the premiership title.

Beckham!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Question. Name the 6 Davids who have won the premiership title.

Beckham!

Beckham's 5 o'clock shadow.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Question. Name the 6 Davids who have won the premiership title.

Beckham!

Good start Tino.

David Crosby?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Question. Name the 6 Davids who have won the premiership title.

Beckham!

Good start Tino.

F*cking football question!

What a start to my day. In your face Rowley. In your face.

Seaman in your face!

Morning victims chaps. Played a blinder yesterday, noted there's no early cover for the office and in front of the Inspector selflessly stated that I'd come in and do it. Big brownie points for me (appraisals due shortly), wife not tearing her hair out or my face off as she's not going to be stuck with the kids all evening (they've gone feral under her care...I'm concerned/secretly very proud) and more importantly, there's f*ck all to do but by the time the rest of them land today, I'll make it appear that I've worked my nads off and have to take an extended lunch break as a reward.

Just having a coffee and am listening to GRAND MAGUS. Only need thatfemale PC who looks like Scarlett Johansen to come through and ravage me

David Silva

The Loaded Dog wrote:Seaman in your face!

correct although maybe not intentionally

Batty
May

DAVE667 wrote:David Silva

Correct.
David Beckham, David Semen, David Silva.

3/6

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seanmichaels wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Seaman in your face!

correct although maybe not intentionally

Oh, it was intentional, you Platt!

I can't believe DAVE is a cop...

Rick, you get Mr May but Dave Batty joined Blackburn the year after they won the prem.

4/6

de gea

LD just got the difficult one with Mr David Platt.

One left.....

which rick gets

This chap was a teammate of the following players at DIFFERENT clubs:

Harry Kewell
Robbie Fowler
Matt Holland
Mark Bosnich
Bolo Zenden

Yay!

I thought he was just clearing his throat.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

I can't believe DAVE is a cop...

He isn't. He just works for the rozzers.

I think he is a grass.

seanmichaels wrote:This chap was a teammate of the following players at DIFFERENT clubs:

Harry Kewell
Robbie Fowler
Matt Holland
Mark Bosnich
Bolo Zenden

Peter Shilton?