The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 27 Apr 2015, 1:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

by Adam D Wed 29 Apr 2015, 9:28 am

I woodsnt do that Tino.

by Rowley Wed 29 Apr 2015, 9:30 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you all.

I'm off to mumsnet with Galted.

Join me on the baseball pages Tina. There are not enough of us to be rude to anyone.

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 9:31 am

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 9:58 am

Spare us the poulter......

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:06 am

Sh*t on here since Tino left...

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:08 am

I miss him.

by Adam D Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:09 am

I wish he could fly, right up to the sky....

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:24 am

Have we finally broken the Culture Cup?

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:31 am

I think so Rick.

The golf puns were a step too par...

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:33 am

Yeah, they were enough to drive everyone away.

by Adam D Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:34 am

If its any Sallis, the cup was dying anyway

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:38 am

My missus's old man nobbed Peter Alliss's missus.

by **Galted** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:41 am

Union Cane wrote:Sh*t on here since Tino left...

That's what I was going to say except for the bit about Tino.

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:42 am

seanmichaels wrote:My missus's old man nobbed Peter Alliss's missus.

Try saying that when you are drunk.

Thinking about it, you probably just did.

by Adam D Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:45 am

seanmichaels wrote:My missus's old man nobbed Peter Alliss's missus.

Hooray! Sean has new made up anecdote to bring up occasionally!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:50 am

Galted wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Sh*t on here since Tino left...

That's what I was going to say except for the bit about Tino.

So what was this PM about then?

Galted wrote:Hey Tino. How are you? LOL! I'm well, yay! Bought a new pair of Hi-Tecs from the charity store this morning. They were unused and still in the box. The shopkeeper told me they were left on the doorstep overnight! What is with some people. What a stroke of luck for me. PMSL!

Anyway, please come back to the Culture Cup. The golf puns are sh*t. Adam is a c*nt. He likes Moulin Rouge.... see, what a complete c*nt! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Michaels is lying about stuff again. Big L on his his forehead. Loser. LOL. He is now lying about other people rather than himself though. LOSER!!!!!

You're the only reason I post on here, so please come back. Sending you a big cyber hug. Squeeeeeze. If you don't come back, I'll either stay on www.TopSanté.com/forum or I might even jack it all in and quit for good.

Love you buddy. Hope you come back.

Galted.
xx

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:10 am

Adam D wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My missus's old man nobbed Peter Alliss's missus.

Hooray! Sean has new made up anecdote to bring up occasionally!

True. And he's a VP at my cricket club. We gate crashed his grandaughter's 18th about 10 years ago.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:27 pm

I see you're keeping this place ticking over nicely, Sean.

by **superflyweight** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:36 pm

Am I too late to the party to bring out my Teenage Fanclub golf anecdote?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:38 pm

superflyweight wrote:Am I too late to the party to bring out my Teenage Fanclub golf anecdote?

You have a Teenage Fanclub g*lf anecdote? What a treat. Do share it, super.

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:44 pm

I have a Teenage Golfclub fan anecdote, if anyone is interested. I hope nobody is, as I don't really.

by **superflyweight** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:47 pm

Once had a lengthy chat with Raymond McGinley from Teenage Fanclub at a friend's 30th birthday party. We talked about golf for a little bit.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see you're keeping this place ticking over nicely, Sean.

I really am a tour de force.

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:58 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I see you're keeping this place ticking over nicely, Sean.

I really am a tour de force.

More like a turdy farce...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:00 pm

superflyweight wrote:Once had a lengthy chat with Raymond McGinley from Teenage Fanclub at a friend's 30th birthday party. We talked about golf for a little bit.

That's interesting, super. What a joy for us to hear that.

What constitutes a "lengthy" chat?

by **superflyweight** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:03 pm

I think it was about 25 minutes or so. The golf chat probably lasted about 6 or 7 minutes. We talked about the stresses of gigging and I quizzed him expertly about touring with Nirvana.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:05 pm

This really is the gift that keeps on giving.

by Rowley Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:07 pm

superflyweight wrote:I think it was about 25 minutes or so. The golf chat probably lasted about 6 or 7 minutes. We talked about the stresses of gigging and I quizzed him expertly about touring with Nirvana.

If you meet him again would you pass on to him how much I enjoyed Bandwagonesque, and continue to do so.

by **superflyweight** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:12 pm

It's unlikely that I will Jeff - I'm no longer in contact with the mutual friend of his wife.

I prefer Grand Prix but will be sure to pass on your message.

by Rowley Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:20 pm

Thanks Super, I believe I also have Star Sign on vinyl somewhere, you don't have to tell him that but can fall back on it if the conversation lags.

by kingraf Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:34 pm

I don't have any cool celebrity anecdotes. Although I have a mate who does play u21 rugby provincially. Hopefully he makes it, and I'll have a cool anecdotes about the time a professional rugby player saved me from paralysis

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:38 pm

David Soul bought me a beer once. So did the guy who screamed at the Scientology lot in that Panorama documentary. He bought me two, in fact. I think I got the second one for being confused that his wife was actually his wife because she was hot.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:40 pm

kingraf wrote:I don't have any cool celebrity anecdotes. Although I have a mate who does play u21 rugby provincially. Hopefully he makes it, and I'll have a cool anecdotes about the time a professional rugby player saved me from paralysis

I once lifted an england rugby international on my shoulders so he could see into my mates room at school (my mate was getting ridden by a bird at the time).

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:56 pm

I once lived in the next village along from where the wife of a former England rugby international lived before she married said international.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 1:57 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Where is Tina when you need him? New people bombarding the place left right and centre, not one of whom appears to have even lodged a membership application, let alone had it ratified. On the back of the cricket affair earlier in the week this has not been a good week for his stewardship.

I'm rarely on at night, Jeff. Something to do with having a life I expect.

I have to say though, what an entry by GrumpyG*lfer. Leading straight off with calling us all w*nkers! Classic opening and extremely accurate. For that reason alone, we should at least consider his application? Even if he does play g*lf. He quickly followed it up by reminding Shah that he is a terrorist. It's a good start from Mr Grumpy. A very good start indeed.

As for Dolphin, he did lodge a membership application, but he was being furiously bummed at the time and so the writing was all over the place. I'm considering it before throwing it open to the committee.

I ran this thread once you know, that's lifetime membership. On that note, why hasn't the "competition" ever returned? Or an Uncultured Cup (more suitable to some of you common muck)

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:20 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Where is Tina when you need him? New people bombarding the place left right and centre, not one of whom appears to have even lodged a membership application, let alone had it ratified. On the back of the cricket affair earlier in the week this has not been a good week for his stewardship.

I'm rarely on at night, Jeff. Something to do with having a life I expect.

I have to say though, what an entry by GrumpyG*lfer. Leading straight off with calling us all w*nkers! Classic opening and extremely accurate. For that reason alone, we should at least consider his application? Even if he does play g*lf. He quickly followed it up by reminding Shah that he is a terrorist. It's a good start from Mr Grumpy. A very good start indeed.

As for Dolphin, he did lodge a membership application, but he was being furiously bummed at the time and so the writing was all over the place. I'm considering it before throwing it open to the committee.

I ran this thread once you know, that's lifetime membership. On that note, why hasn't the "competition" ever returned? Or an Uncultured Cup (more suitable to some of you common muck)

Hero was going to do a music one but it never got anywhere. Lazy bastard.

I might do a music only one. The Culture Cup ran for about 8 years which is too long.

If Hero can't be arsed, I may take over the running.

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:27 pm

Go on Tino, do one.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:30 pm

Union Cane wrote:Go on Tino, do one.

That's not very nice, Cane.

by Rowley Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:40 pm

I'll be nice Tina. I would love you to do another music quiz. Whilst I obviously am not going to commit to this holding up for the full cup I will even try not to get on your boobie end too much by choosing wilfully obscure and toss potty choices.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:41 pm

I'm in...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:42 pm

Rowley wrote:I'll be nice Tina. I would love you to do another music quiz. Whilst I obviously am not going to commit to this holding up for the full cup I will even try not to get on your boobie end too much by choosing wilfully obscure and toss potty choices.

l*l out loud.

I'll start one on Monday. I'll dig the old spreadsheet out.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:45 pm

Windows, you promised one 18 months ago.

Who was it who did sheep? That was a belter of a game.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:49 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Windows, you promised one 18 months ago.

Who was it who did sheep? That was a belter of a game.

Yes, and then subsequently to that, Hero said he was doing one and didn't. I've given him ample chance now and he hasn't stepped up, so I will.

It's like having another child, dealing with you. Pay attention man.

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:52 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Windows, you promised one 18 months ago.

Who was it who did sheep? That was a belter of a game.

It was paperbagpuncher what done that. Great game, although I can't remember how it worked.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:54 pm

Hero gets distracted by hipster things.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:56 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows, you promised one 18 months ago.

Who was it who did sheep? That was a belter of a game.

It was paperbagpuncher what done that. Great game, although I can't remember how it worked.

He asked the question, then people gave their answers via PM. The more common the answer, the more points it carried for those that had chosen it. And so on and so on.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 2:59 pm

Family Fortunes?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:01 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Family Fortunes?

It was a bit like that yes. You could have reverse sheep as well.

There used to be loads of great quizzes but Cane ruined it when he cheated me out winning the boxing prediction cup.

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:02 pm

FTSOF, a no contest is not a draw.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:10 pm

For the record, I do not believe for a second that Union is 22.

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