The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 27 Apr 2015, 1:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:11 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:For the record, I do not believe for a second that Union is 22.

or that he has a wife, kids, car, job....

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:11 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:For the record, I do not believe for a second that Union is 22.

He is 38.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:14 pm

I have an exam tomorrow. I'm too old for exams FFS.

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:15 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:For the record, I do not believe for a second that Union is 22.

What gave it away?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:17 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have an exam tomorrow. I'm too old for exams FFS.

In what? Good luck.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:18 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I have an exam tomorrow. I'm too old for exams FFS.

In what? Good luck.

That over 70 driving test thing.

by kingraf Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:18 pm

Decades...
Reverse linear...
Taking up golf after primary school (obvious sign of a mid life crisis)
Your 90s DJ mixes didn't help maintain the illusion of your age either

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:22 pm

kingraf wrote:Decades...
Reverse linear...
Taking up golf after primary school (obvious sign of a mid life crisis)
Your 90s DJ mixes didn't help maintain the illusion of your age either

Either he is older than 22, or autistic, or both.

by Guest Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:26 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have an exam tomorrow. I'm too old for exams FFS.

I feel your pain Jules.

It's one of the reasons I don't sign up for any courses here at work. Along with....I can't be arsed with "schoolwork" or "homework", if I don't know it now it probably wasn't worth knowing in the first place and more importantly, they might cotton on to the fact I'm a fraud

by Rowley Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:30 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have an exam tomorrow. I'm too old for exams FFS.

I believe most people call them eye tests Jules.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:31 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:For the record, I do not believe for a second that Union is 22.

What gave it away?

The way your ear lobes and ball sack look the same.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:36 pm

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I have an exam tomorrow. I'm too old for exams FFS.

I believe most people call them eye tests Jules.

Failed those long ago Jeff. Most recently, when the optician asked me to concentrate on the hot air balloon in the middle of the picture, I couldn't even see that there was a hot air balloon.

This one is on the Sybase Unwired Platform. Any tips?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:37 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:For the record, I do not believe for a second that Union is 22.

What gave it away?

The way your ear lobes and ball sack look the same.

I approve of this guys application

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:43 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:For the record, I do not believe for a second that Union is 22.

What gave it away?

The way your ear lobes and ball sack look the same.

I approve of this guys application

Where can I download it?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:44 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:For the record, I do not believe for a second that Union is 22.

What gave it away?

The way your ear lobes and ball sack look the same.

I approve of this guys application

Where can I download it?

Via the Sybase Unwired Platform.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:45 pm

Not bad for you windows.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:For the record, I do not believe for a second that Union is 22.

What gave it away?

The way your ear lobes and ball sack look the same.

I approve of this guys application

Where can I download it?

Via the Sybase Unwired Platform.

Mine was good. Yours was better.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:55 pm

I like thw way the sybase unwired platform makes it easier and faster to create complex applications that use multiple data sources that will work on many different mobile devices.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:56 pm

I like big butts.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:56 pm

Workflow-management is one of my key areas of success.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 3:57 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:W*nking-management is one of my key areas of success.

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:W*nking the management is one of my key areas of success.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:10 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:W*nking-management is one of my key areas of success.

If you don't get a spreadsheet then you'll never know your personal best. 4:30pm is my ideal time to shoot, which made my office job rather awkward.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:12 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:W*nking the management is one of my key areas of suck-cess.

by Adam D Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:16 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:W*nking the management is one of my key areas of suck-cess.

We need to go deeper

by Hibbz Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:23 pm

WhasSUP Julius?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:27 pm

Hibbz wrote:WhasSUP Julius?

Clever.

by Adam D Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:38 pm

Although I know we barely like each other, have very little in common and have generally gotten thicker by being part of the culture cup, that today we all shared a common bond.

Namely googling Sybase Unwired Platform

by Rowley Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:39 pm

Adam D wrote:Although I know we barely like each other, have very little in common and have generally gotten thicker by being part of the culture cup, that today we all shared a common bond.

Namely googling Sybase Unwired Platform

I didn't, I revel in my ignorance.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:41 pm

Rowley wrote:
Adam D wrote:Although I know we barely like each other, have very little in common and have generally gotten thicker by being part of the culture cup, that today we all shared a common bond.

Namely googling Sybase Unwired Platform

I didn't, I revel in my ignorance.

I didn't either. Genuinely.

It seems you and I have something in common, Jeff.

by Adam D Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:41 pm

Thats why we dislike you the most. And for your hatred of Moulin Rouge.

by Rowley Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Adam D wrote:Although I know we barely like each other, have very little in common and have generally gotten thicker by being part of the culture cup, that today we all shared a common bond.

Namely googling Sybase Unwired Platform

I didn't, I revel in my ignorance.

I didn't either. Genuinely.

It seems you and I have something in common, Jeff.

It sounded far too much like something that knowledge of could actually make you money. I go out of my way to avoid knowledge of this nature.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:45 pm

Adam D wrote:Thats why we dislike you the most. And for your hatred of Moulin Rouge.

You're the only person in the world that likes Moulin Rouge.

by kingraf Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:49 pm

Crappy film, but it had a good soundtrack.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:53 pm

Actually, you and Galted like it.

He likes to dress in Galtova's leotard and prance around the flat whilst he watches it.

by **Union Cane** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:56 pm

Some gays like it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 4:58 pm

Union Cane wrote:Some gays like it.

Yep, Adam and Galted.

by Adam D Wed 29 Apr 2015, 5:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Some gays like it.

Yep, Adam and Galted.

I should ban you both for that. Galted isnt gay.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Apr 2015, 5:02 pm

Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Some gays like it.

Yep, Adam and Galted.

I should ban you both for that. Galted isnt gay.

You're right, he is just guy-curious.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 5:41 pm

Union Cane wrote:Some gays like it.

Best comment of the day.

by **Galted** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 5:43 pm

Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Some gays like it.

Yep, Adam and Galted.

I should ban you both for that. Galted isnt gay.

You should, Adam.

I'm still annoyed about Tino's earlier post, the one in which he pretended that I'd pm'd him. My stupid phucking phone is unable to quote largeish posts and allow me to respond and, by the time I saw Tino's effort, it was too late to respond without quoting.

Just for the record though, the retort that I thought up immediately was brutal and sophisticated and would've giving the grumpy golfer from Pennsylvania, who I suspect is related to michaels, a lifetime of reasons to visit this thread. It was at least 7-8 times funnier than Tino's effort.

And cane is a t1t as well.

by 1GrumpyGolfer Wed 29 Apr 2015, 7:45 pm

Hmm Galted. I've seen your sophisticated response to Tina:

Galted wrote:I'm your only friend; I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually your friend; but I am. What have you done with my new Hi-Tecs you bastard!

Quite brutal and sophisticated, that'll teach him. You should ask Galtova to type your next one...

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 7:57 pm

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Hmm Galted. I've seen your sophisticated response to Tina:

Galted wrote:I'm your only friend; I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually your friend; but I am. What have you done with my new Hi-Tecs you bastard!

Quite brutal and sophisticated, that'll teach him. You should ask Galtova to type your next one...

She can't at the moment, she's going through a existential crisis

by kingraf Wed 29 Apr 2015, 9:15 pm

Solipsism can be a bitch.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 9:34 pm

kingraf wrote:

Solipsism can be a bitch.

Not in her case, she'd revel in the delusion

by Galtova Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:45 pm

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Hmm Galted. I've seen your sophisticated response to Tina:

Galted wrote:I'm your only friend; I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually your friend; but I am. What have you done with my new Hi-Tecs you bastard!

Quite brutal and sophisticated, that'll teach him. You should ask Galtova to type your next one...

Shut up capitalist American fool. I no able type earlier because Galted shagging Galtova with huge c0ck like horse. Now I am happy and relaxed and full of amazement.

I very beautiful so send money for grandmother is very ill and need operation. Operation costing $5500. Hurry up.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:47 pm

That "hurry up" has really tickled me. Bravo.

by 1GrumpyGolfer Thu 30 Apr 2015, 3:30 am

Fist!

Galtova, he's tricking you by using one of his Hi-Tecs, it's more like My Little Pony than horse....

by kingraf Thu 30 Apr 2015, 4:04 am

Sicond?

It's too early for this. L*led out loud at Galtova having an account. But I'm not ready for this yet. Maybe I'll log back on in four hours and be fist in real world terms.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 30 Apr 2015, 7:59 am

Morning cuppers new and old...

(no idea what number I am)

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