The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Jeff will be furtively glancing at the Grattans catalogue under the coffee table, counting down the minutes until the plumber leaves.

He's probably watching him like a hawk so his copper doesn't go missing. I have a vision of Rowley impatiently standing there hand on hips with a pink stain on the groin area of his trousers while the plumber simultaneously tries not to look and tries not to get aroused by the scent of radox

He doesn't wear trousers, he wears a bin liner.  

It's not a bin liner you philistine it's eco friendly leather.

Waiting for ROWLEY's scream when the plumber mentions the £50 call-out fee

"What? £50 for ringing my f*cking doorbell? Well, you can f*ck off mate, take your slippery WD40 smeared Winkle out of my bottom and just f*ck right off!"

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:He's probably watching him like a hawk so his copper doesn't go missing. I have a vision of Rowley impatiently standing there hand on hips with a pink stain on the groin area of his trousers while the plumber simultaneously tries not to look and tries not to get aroused by the scent of radox

Looking on with interest as Jeff extracts a cheque book from his man bag

Thought northerners were still using postal orders? Cheque buke eh? Very snazzy.

seanmichaels wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:He's probably watching him like a hawk so his copper doesn't go missing. I have a vision of Rowley impatiently standing there hand on hips with a pink stain on the groin area of his trousers while the plumber simultaneously tries not to look and tries not to get aroused by the scent of radox

Looking on with interest as Jeff extracts a cheque book from his man bag

Thought northerners were still using postal orders? Cheque buke eh? Very snazzy.

Cheque Bookake?

seanmichaels wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:He's probably watching him like a hawk so his copper doesn't go missing. I have a vision of Rowley impatiently standing there hand on hips with a pink stain on the groin area of his trousers while the plumber simultaneously tries not to look and tries not to get aroused by the scent of radox

Looking on with interest as Jeff extracts a cheque book from his man bag

Thought northerners were still using postal orders? Cheque buke eh? Very snazzy.

Autocorrect leaves Michaels with egg c*m on his face

Adam D wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:He's probably watching him like a hawk so his copper doesn't go missing. I have a vision of Rowley impatiently standing there hand on hips with a pink stain on the groin area of his trousers while the plumber simultaneously tries not to look and tries not to get aroused by the scent of radox

Looking on with interest as Jeff extracts a cheque book from his man bag

Thought northerners were still using postal orders? Cheque buke eh? Very snazzy.

Cheque Bookake?

Get out!

damn you Adam.

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:He's probably watching him like a hawk so his copper doesn't go missing. I have a vision of Rowley impatiently standing there hand on hips with a pink stain on the groin area of his trousers while the plumber simultaneously tries not to look and tries not to get aroused by the scent of radox

Looking on with interest as Jeff extracts a cheque book from his man bag

Thought northerners were still using postal orders? Cheque buke eh? Very snazzy.

Autocorrect leaves Michaels with egg c*m on his face

No, that is how northerners say things buke (book), whoke (hook), thur (there), giro (giro)

65 bastard quid.

You really should focus on the four quid you managed to save

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Fair enough mate, is the music cup happening then?

Wonder if Jeff has had an awkward misunderstanding with the hired help yet?

I'm going to throw it open to anyone that wants to take part on Monday. Once I have a enough people, I will start it up. It will follow the same process as the Culture Cup (remember that?) but maybe I'll shorten it to 208 weeks rather than 614.

I think Jeff is having his pipes unblocked as we speak.

I'd like to put forward my application even though it's bound to be one of the sh1ttest cups ever staged. I'm going to be in Riga on Monday and I'm not sure they have internetwork in those sorts of places.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Fair enough mate, is the music cup happening then?

Wonder if Jeff has had an awkward misunderstanding with the hired help yet?

I'm going to throw it open to anyone that wants to take part on Monday.  Once I have a enough people, I will start it up.  It will follow the same process as the Culture Cup (remember that?) but maybe I'll shorten it to 208 weeks rather than 614.

I think Jeff is having his pipes unblocked as we speak.

I'd like to put forward my application even though it's bound to be one of the sh1ttest cups ever staged.  I'm going to be in Riga on Monday and I'm not sure they have internetwork in those sorts of places.

When you get there, google where the internet is available locally

Adam D wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Fair enough mate, is the music cup happening then?

Wonder if Jeff has had an awkward misunderstanding with the hired help yet?

I'm going to throw it open to anyone that wants to take part on Monday.  Once I have a enough people, I will start it up.  It will follow the same process as the Culture Cup (remember that?) but maybe I'll shorten it to 208 weeks rather than 614.

I think Jeff is having his pipes unblocked as we speak.

I'd like to put forward my application even though it's bound to be one of the sh1ttest cups ever staged.  I'm going to be in Riga on Monday and I'm not sure they have internetwork in those sorts of places.

When you get there, google where the internet is available locally

How can he do that when the locals are chasing him with various farming tools because they've mistaken him for purple aki

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Fair enough mate, is the music cup happening then?

Wonder if Jeff has had an awkward misunderstanding with the hired help yet?

I'm going to throw it open to anyone that wants to take part on Monday.  Once I have a enough people, I will start it up.  It will follow the same process as the Culture Cup (remember that?) but maybe I'll shorten it to 208 weeks rather than 614.

I think Jeff is having his pipes unblocked as we speak.

I'm going to be in Riga on Monday.

Say 'Hi!' to Galtova's folks and have a thick slice of black bread for me.

Galted wrote:

I'd like to put forward my application even though it's bound to be one of the sh1ttest cups ever staged.  I'm going to be in Riga on Monday and I'm not sure they have internetwork in those sorts of places.

I was going to include you anyway, you long streak of poorly dressed p*ss.

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:He's probably watching him like a hawk so his copper doesn't go missing. I have a vision of Rowley impatiently standing there hand on hips with a pink stain on the groin area of his trousers while the plumber simultaneously tries not to look and tries not to get aroused by the scent of radox

Looking on with interest as Jeff extracts a cheque book from his man bag

Thought northerners were still using postal orders? Cheque buke eh? Very snazzy.

Autocorrect leaves Michaels with egg c*m on his face

No, that is how northerners say things buke (book), whoke (hook), thur (there), giro (giro)

No we just point and scream, "Tis the work of the devil...ruuuuuuuuuun!"

Who blocked the toilet Jeff? You or TSMR?

superflyweight wrote:Who blocked the toilet Jeff?  You or TSMR?  

Must be her, I only go at work, I have little intention of wasting my own time.

I generally save mine up for a paid poo as well Jeff...

This is an exciting turn for the tread.

We must only be moments away from another one of Seans stories about various poos he has had in the ground floor toilets.

Must be at least a month since we had the last one.

Can we change the subject?

I'm trying to have me dinner.

Poo story free at the moment although I did christen the bog on the second floor the other day. Interestingly the paper is sh!t in there. Need to fold at least 4 times to get sufficient ply to not end up like Tino's mate Andy.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin is already a full member.  A massive bummer, but a full member nonetheless.

I'll give you my full member?

I'm working on my comebacks.

Union Cane wrote:I worry for him, as the Sybase Unwired Platform is not called the Sybase Unwired Platform any more, in fact since April 2013 the Sybase Unwired Platform has been known as the SAP Mobile Platform.

That probably explains why I failed.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:I worry for him, as the Sybase Unwired Platform is not called the Sybase Unwired Platform any more, in fact since April 2013 the Sybase Unwired Platform has been known as the SAP Mobile Platform.

That probably explains why I failed.

B*ollocks. Who failed you, Jules?

I'll rough the bastards up. I'll stick a shiv right in their eye.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin is already a full member.  A massive bummer, but a full member nonetheless.

I'll give you my full member?

I'm working on my comebacks.

Tino was once hospitalised by his 6 year old son who laid him out cold bruised and battered with a broken nose after a particularly vicious headbutt. He also was blinded in one eye after his 4 year old daughter tried to force a mask onto his ugly mug and accidently scratched his eye out.

This shold provide you with ample material

ShahenshahG wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin is already a full member.  A massive bummer, but a full member nonetheless.

I'll give you my full member?

I'm working on my comebacks.

Tino was once hospitalised by his 6 year old son who laid him out cold bruised and battered with a broken nose after a particularly vicious headbutt. He also was blinded in one eye after his 4 year old daughter tried to force a mask onto his ugly mug and accidently scratched his eye out.

This shold provide you with ample material

I'll f*cking rough you up as well. You and your pal Abu Bakr.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:I worry for him, as the Sybase Unwired Platform is not called the Sybase Unwired Platform any more, in fact since April 2013 the Sybase Unwired Platform has been known as the SAP Mobile Platform.

That probably explains why I failed.

B*ollocks.  Who failed you, Jules?

I'll rough the bastards up.  I'll stick a shiv right in their eye.

SAP themselves failed me Tino. Let them feel the full force of your wrath.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:I worry for him, as the Sybase Unwired Platform is not called the Sybase Unwired Platform any more, in fact since April 2013 the Sybase Unwired Platform has been known as the SAP Mobile Platform.

That probably explains why I failed.

B*ollocks.  Who failed you, Jules?

I'll rough the bastards up.  I'll stick a shiv right in their eye.

there's no helping some people

I suggest we pick a new chairman just in case Tino picks a fight with a prepubescent geek and is in the intensive care unit for 6 months. I vote for sean.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:I worry for him, as the Sybase Unwired Platform is not called the Sybase Unwired Platform any more, in fact since April 2013 the Sybase Unwired Platform has been known as the SAP Mobile Platform.

That probably explains why I failed.

B*ollocks.  Who failed you, Jules?

I'll rough the bastards up.  I'll stick a shiv right in their eye.

SAP themselves failed me Tino. Let them feel the full force of your wrath.

I going to fire off a strongly worded email entitled "You c*nts".

Then I'll let them have it, both barrels.

F*cking SAP. I'll sh*t em.

Silly Arsed Pricks

Seans Anally Penetrated.

Shah's Artillery Prepared

One for Rowley - Sexually Assaulted Plumber

One for me - Slaughtered Another Prostitute

Seans A Poofter

one for Tino

Son's A Pikey

Shah's A Pri*k

I was expecting sean to write Shah's a Pak* and dave to start wringing his blood soaked hands in outrage

LOL out loud

ShahenshahG wrote:I was expecting sean to write Shah's a Pak* and dave to start wringing his blood soaked hands in outrage

It was only the fear of a SerialDAVE visit that stopped me.

Simon's A Poofter

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I was expecting sean to write Shah's a Pak* and dave to start wringing his blood soaked hands in outrage

It was only the fear of a SerialDAVE visit that stopped me.

Not me I've had said Shah's A Potentialthreattonationalsecurity

Sex and partaaaaaayy

Sean's Asexual Personality

More accurate, although there are 2 new birds at work who make me go a bit funny.

seans anal proclivities

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I'd like to put forward my application even though it's bound to be one of the sh1ttest cups ever staged.  I'm going to be in Riga on Monday and I'm not sure they have internetwork in those sorts of places.

I was going to include you anyway, you long streak of poorly dressed p*ss.

Cheers Tino.

My choice for round 1 is Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart

Superflys Altogether Pompous

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

I'd like to put forward my application even though it's bound to be one of the sh1ttest cups ever staged.  I'm going to be in Riga on Monday and I'm not sure they have internetwork in those sorts of places.

I was going to include you anyway, you long streak of poorly dressed p*ss.

Cheers Tino.

My choice for round 1 is Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart

Banned.

The song, not you.