The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

Sean Acquires Pen*ses

South African Poodle

Shah Actions Persecutions

Fast And Bulbous

Hmmm, that's not 'S'. Actually, it's not 'P' either. Oh well, failed again.

Sh*tty Arse Pants

Silly Asian People.

Not particularly funny but at least its racist

Silly Adam. Plonker.

Affurs:

Spoiler:

Adam D wrote:Silly Asian People.

Not particularly funny but at least its racist

Stranger Attempts Participation

ShahenshahG wrote:

Adam D wrote:Silly Asian People.

Not particularly funny but at least its racist

Stranger Attempts Participation

Stranger Attempts Penetration, Sean Accepts Peaceably

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Adam D wrote:Silly Asian People.

Not particularly funny but at least its racist

Stranger Attempts Participation

Stranger Attempts Penetration, Sean Accepts Peaceably

Superfly Also Partakes

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Adam D wrote:Silly Asian People.

Not particularly funny but at least its racist

Stranger Attempts Participation

Stranger Attempts Penetration, Sean Accepts Peaceably

Superfly Also Partakes

Shah appreciated posts

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Adam D wrote:Silly Asian People.

Not particularly funny but at least its racist

Stranger Attempts Participation

Stranger Attempts Penetration, Sean Accepts Peaceably

Superfly Also Partakes

Shah appreciated posts

Sean Appreciates Pre-cum

One for you tough guy repetoire windows

"You, you little ****, when I tell you to do something - and you, you ******* big **** - when I tell you to do something, do it," he said.

"And if you come back at me we can have a right sort out in here, all right? And yer can pair up if yer like, and you can ******* pick someone to help yer, and yer can bring yer dinner n' all. Cos by the time I've finished with yer, you'll ******* need it.

"Do you ******* hear what I'm saying or not?"

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Adam D wrote:Silly Asian People.

Not particularly funny but at least its racist

Stranger Attempts Participation

Stranger Attempts Penetration, Sean Accepts Peaceably

Superfly Also Partakes

Shah appreciated posts

Sean Appreciates Pre-cum

Sean Admires Prefects

Superfly's A poeskoes

kingraf wrote:Superfly's A poeskoes

Saffer Applies Peroxide

Shah Accepts Peace deal

Son Assaults Papa

kingraf wrote:Son Assaults Papa

Saffer affects puberty

Sensing A Pen1s, Sean's Arse Puckered.

Shah Arrested Publicly, Seen Assembling Parcel (bomb)

Shah assimilates Pope.

Shah's Actually Protestant

Saffer acting Peeved

Serialdave Axes Prossie

Seans Alcoholic Prison

Shah's Amateur Pyrotechnics, Shia Are Peeved

kingraf wrote:Shah's Amateur Pyrotechnics, Shia Are Peeved

Sitting at Parlour, Saffer attempts Parody

Sean's an*s Prolapsed

Super's A Tinkywinky

of ffs

super accepts primanocta

Sean And Prefect's Sexual Act Performed Swiftly And Perfunctorily, Satisfaction Amiss, Pen1s Sore, An*s Perforated.

Saffer Assaults Pakistani, Something about peroxide

Union Cane wrote:Sean And Prefect's Sexual Act Performed Swiftly And Perfunctorily, Satisfaction Amiss, Pen1s Sore, An*s Perforated.

Stop Appropriating Porn, See A Psychologist

kingraf wrote:Saffer Assaults Pakistani, Something about peroxide

Saffer attack postponed, scheduled a perm

Hello boys

I want say hello in morning but I veery busy before so cannot tipe because Galted is playing game his Johnsonov is tractor (veery big tractor) my mingova is field and he is planting many wheats.

Lucky the girls is coming round for fun with Galted so I have tiperiter time for me.  there is Svetlana and Ekaterina and the two Anastasias and Natalia.  Lucky I am knowing model school is closing early on Thursdays so I can say them to visit.

Grandmother still sick.  Operation only $4500 but is in Rotherham.  Aeroplane is $1000 so all together is still $5500.  Please do not be tightarsed northern bastards.

Galted is veery handsome man.  He is cool dude.  he is wearing many veery fine clothes and many veery excellent shoes.  He no look like ray mears at all.  When girls see galted they is all like "WOW MAN! CHECK OUT THE COOL GUY!"

Stylist Admonishes Perm. Suggests Assault Prologue. Saffer Accepts Prognosis.

Galtova wrote:Hello boys

I want say hello in morning but I veery busy before so cannot tipe because Galted is playing game his Johnsonov is tractor (veery big tractor) my mingova is field and he is planting many wheats.

Lucky the girls is coming round for fun with Galted so I have tiperiter time for me.  there is Svetlana and Ekaterina and the two Anastasias and Natalia.  Lucky I am knowing model school is closing early on Thursdays so I can say them to visit.

Grandmother still sick.  Operation only $4500 but is in Rotherham.  Aeroplane is $1000 so all together is still $5500.  Please do not be tightarsed northern bastards.

Galted is veery handsome man.  He is cool dude.  he is wearing many veery fine clothes and many veery excellent shoes.  He no look like ray mears at all.  When girls see galted they is all like "WOW MAN! CHECK OUT THE COOL GUY!"

I already sent $5500 directly to Galted. Didn't he mention it? I think he's kept it for himself.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galtova wrote:Hello boys

I want say hello in morning but I veery busy before so cannot tipe because Galted is playing game his Johnsonov is tractor (veery big tractor) my mingova is field and he is planting many wheats.

Lucky the girls is coming round for fun with Galted so I have tiperiter time for me.  there is Svetlana and Ekaterina and the two Anastasias and Natalia.  Lucky I am knowing model school is closing early on Thursdays so I can say them to visit.

Grandmother still sick.  Operation only $4500 but is in Rotherham.  Aeroplane is $1000 so all together is still $5500.  Please do not be tightarsed northern bastards.

Galted is veery handsome man.  He is cool dude.  he is wearing many veery fine clothes and many veery excellent shoes.  He no look like ray mears at all.  When girls see galted they is all like "WOW MAN! CHECK OUT THE COOL GUY!"

I already sent $5500 directly to Galted. Didn't he mention it? I think he's kept it for himself.

Liar!!!

I neever trust you, you are liking wrong Marx.

kingraf wrote:Stylist Admonishes Perm. Suggests Assault Prologue. Saffer Accepts Prognosis.

Stylish alters plan, Slowly Airs P*nis

Snivelling at Pen1s. Svetlana Attempt PussyLicking

So the cricket puns were too far but Tina is fine allowing this? I used to trust you, but now I may vote Sean for leader.

Scolding Applicant Proprietor, Scorned As Payback

Stop Acronyms Please!

Seriously Asinine Pastime.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just to be clear, I am not losing the plot on the admission system.  It’s all under control.

GrumpyG*lfer’s application is ongoing but the fact he has handed Galted and Shah their rather large backsides in very few posts means he has an excellent chance of becoming a full member.

Dolphin is already a full member.  A massive bummer, but a full member nonetheless.

Hibbz would be a member but he is too infrequent a visitor and too much of a lazy bastard to fill in the form.  He is a bummer as well, although not quite as big a bummer as Dolphin.

Raf is Raf and will therefore be an associate member forever.

Empty vessels make the most noise, silent waters run deep.

That said I'm feeling particularly exuberant (p!ssed) tonight so I shall share with you my John Embury anecdote.

Hibbz - May I have your autograph please Mr Embury?
JE - Fack Off!

I wasn't there for this so can't claim it as GOSPEL but I've read in a book that the self same John Embury once replied when questioned about the condition of his back,

"The facking, fackers facked".

One of life's great orators was Mr Embury.

Galted wrote:Stop Acronyms Please!

Seriously Asinine Pastime.

Serial Absentee, Pigeon-holed

Great anecdote hibbz. I have a mini cricket bat signed by Mike Gatting.