The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

Nobody reads instructions super

He was crap in Police Academy too...

was logie baird the bear that lived in yosemite?

Tino wrote:For the sake of f*ck, shall I just re-run the final round and see if the results change?

Nope, use your time more productively, like making a new music one...

rick_dagless wrote:Nobody reads instructions super

He was crap in Police Academy too...

BLASPHEMY

sean wrote:was logie baird the bear that lived in yosemite?

That's the one, always getting in trouble with Officer Dibble of Dock Green

Shah wrote:BLASPHEMY

B0ll0cks, does that mean I have a fatwa on my head now?

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:BLASPHEMY

B0ll0cks, does that mean I have a fatwa on my head now?

No. We save them for schoolchildren

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:BLASPHEMY

B0ll0cks, does that mean I have a fatwa on my head now?

Wear a hat, no one will see it.

superflyweight wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Logie Baird should have won that....

Without Gutenburg the world would be full of people with TV's but no idea of how to work them because there was no printed instruction booklets provided.    

Without Edison there'd be no tv as they run on electricity and even more importantly there'd be no TV's as the machines that make them also run on electricity as do the presses to print out the instruction booklets for an item that wouldn't exist.

Tina, I'm in. I'll ruin this competition with r*pe jokes just like I'm gonna ruin your sunny disposition when I bum you

DAVE667 wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Logie Baird should have won that....

Without Gutenburg the world would be full of people with TV's but no idea of how to work them because there was no printed instruction booklets provided.    

Without Edison there'd be no tv as they run on electricity and even more importantly there'd be no TV's as the machines that make them also run on electricity as do the presses to print out the instruction booklets for an item that wouldn't exist.

Psh. TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Tina, I'm in. I'll ruin this competition with r*pe jokes just like I'm gonna ruin your sunny disposition when I bum you

You better be wary. If you're in the process of bumming Tino and his son comes home smelling of whisky and Vodka your nob will get guillotined

DAVE667 wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Logie Baird should have won that....

Without Gutenburg the world would be full of people with TV's but no idea of how to work them because there was no printed instruction booklets provided.    

Without Edison there'd be no tv as they run on electricity and even more importantly there'd be no TV's as the machines that make them also run on electricity as do the presses to print out the instruction booklets for an item that wouldn't exist.

Gutenburg didn't need any of your poncing electricity back in the 15th century and he wouldn't need it now.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Logie Baird should have won that....

Without Gutenburg the world would be full of people with TV's but no idea of how to work them because there was no printed instruction booklets provided.    

Without Edison there'd be no tv as they run on electricity and even more importantly there'd be no TV's as the machines that make them also run on electricity as do the presses to print out the instruction booklets for an item that wouldn't exist.

Psh. TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shut up, Shah....

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Tina, I'm in. I'll ruin this competition with r*pe jokes just like I'm gonna ruin your sunny disposition when I bum you

I'm sure the competition can survive your ripe jokes.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Tina, I'm in. I'll ruin this competition with r*pe jokes just like I'm gonna ruin your sunny disposition when I bum you

I'm sure the competition can survive your ripe jokes.

Those jokes are old rope.

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Tina, I'm in. I'll ruin this competition with r*pe jokes just like I'm gonna ruin your sunny disposition when I bum you

I'm sure the competition can survive your ripe jokes.

Those jokes are old rope.  

Ten for one rupee

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Tina, I'm in. I'll ruin this competition with r*pe jokes just like I'm gonna ruin your sunny disposition when I bum you

I'm sure the competition can survive your ripe jokes.

They drive Tina bananas.

rick_dagless wrote:

He was crap in Police Academy too...

Nice.

superflyweight wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Logie Baird should have won that....

Without Gutenburg the world would be full of people with TV's but no idea of how to work them because there was no printed instruction booklets provided.    

Without Edison there'd be no tv as they run on electricity and even more importantly there'd be no TV's as the machines that make them also run on electricity as do the presses to print out the instruction booklets for an item that wouldn't exist.

Gutenburg didn't need any of your poncing electricity back in the 15th century and he wouldn't need it now.  

Yeah if he was happy to hand crank out leaflets at one a month

Shall I just do a music one or shall I do another Culture Cup?

Would a music only cup be boring? Is it better with books and films?

Tino wrote:Shall I just do a music one or shall I do another Culture Cup?

Would a music only cup be boring? Is it better with books and films?

Culture all the way!!

Culture

Two votes is enough.

Culture it is.

Shah was probably confused with the democracy side, he will go with he is told...

Music - no-one here knows anything about culture.

Sean thinks fanny hair is culture.

I think that yoghurt is culture

It's all Greek to me.

I was trying to make Yohurt into a hum(o)u(r)s phrase but couldn't

(as you can see)

JuliusHMarx wrote:Music - no-one here knows anything about culture.

None of these f*ckers know anything about decent music either....

Just procured my DOWNLOAD tickets (or MONSTERS OF ROCK as you probably know it...)

Should be enought dirge on there for you to spew the appropriate amount of vitriol DAVE (still not been to TRASH)

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Music - no-one here knows anything about culture.

None of these f*ckers know anything about decent music either....

So true.

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Music - no-one here knows anything about culture.

None of these f*ckers know anything about decent music either....

I'll have you know that when I was 12 I bought Pornograffiti by EXTREME.

I've put the new one up in Books.

Just to see how many people go on that section. I'm assuming only people with real culture and class (and Jeff) go on there.

In, I go in there to converse about comics from time to time...

rick_dagless wrote:In, I go in there to converse about comics from time to time...

You're lucky your membership has already been ratified Rick.

superflyweight wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Music - no-one here knows anything about culture.

None of these f*ckers know anything about decent music either....

I'll have you know that when I was 12 I bought Pornograffiti by EXTREME.  

 Pah, my mate's cousin is in SAXON. It does not get much more METAL than that.

You lot are a particularly uncultured lot

rick_dagless wrote:Just procured my DOWNLOAD tickets (or MONSTERS OF ROCK as you probably know it...)

Should be enought dirge on there for you to spew the appropriate amount of vitriol DAVE (still not been to TRASH)

Are MCBUSTED headlining this year?

sean wrote:Are MCBUSTED headlining this year?

On the Friday...

1D on Saturday main stage

DIDO on Sunday

Are you looking forward to see hwat FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH will be like live?

kingraf wrote:You lot are a particularly uncultured lot

"Douchebag"

Rowley wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Music - no-one here knows anything about culture.

None of these f*ckers know anything about decent music either....

I'll have you know that when I was 12 I bought Pornograffiti by EXTREME.  

 Pah, my mate's cousin is in SAXON. It does not get much more METAL than that.

I had an affair with a woman who is related to Francis Rossi from Status Quo...

rick_dagless wrote:Just procured my DOWNLOAD tickets (or MONSTERS OF ROCK as you probably know it...)

Should be enought dirge on there for you to spew the appropriate amount of vitriol DAVE (still not been to TRASH)

I drive past TRASH on my way home from work, so I know where it is now. I wouldn't advise going Rick, judging by the rainbow coloured flag I saw, the club next door is likely to be a gay bar which means you're guaranteed to bump into (and ultimately be bummed by) Sean and the rules of the Culture Cup forbid members from congregating and bumming.

DAVE667 wrote:

Rowley wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Music - no-one here knows anything about culture.

None of these f*ckers know anything about decent music either....

I'll have you know that when I was 12 I bought Pornograffiti by EXTREME.  

 Pah, my mate's cousin is in SAXON. It does not get much more METAL than that.

I had an affair with a woman who is related to Francis Rossi from Status Quo...

This was heading into seanmichels anecdote territory until you said a woman

Adam D wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Rowley wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Music - no-one here knows anything about culture.

None of these f*ckers know anything about decent music either....

I'll have you know that when I was 12 I bought Pornograffiti by EXTREME.  

 Pah, my mate's cousin is in SAXON. It does not get much more METAL than that.

I had an affair with a woman who is related to Francis Rossi from Status Quo...

This was heading into seanmichels  anecdote territory until you said a woman

As Michaelsesque as it sounds it's true, you recall me blathering on about the mate's wife I was seeing? It's her relation (no idea to what degree they're related but I took her at her word)

Are you absolutely sure it wasn't Rick Parfitt?

superflyweight wrote:Are you absolutely sure it wasn't Rick Parfitt?  

I sat on the next table to Rick Parfitt in a Starbucks in Hitchin.  Absolutely true.

I posted it on 606v2 months and months ago.  Probably over a year ago.

That's a great story Tina. We really should be sharing more of these.