The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 27 Apr 2015, 1:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

by Adam D Tue 05 May 2015, 5:08 pm

I saw Michelle McManus on Sauchiehall Street last week.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 May 2015, 5:09 pm

Adam D wrote:I saw Michelle McManus on Sauchiehall Street last week.

Were you standing in Newcastle?

by Rowley Tue 05 May 2015, 5:15 pm

I once spoke to a Chuckle Brother on the phone, does it count even if I did not realise he was one until I put the phone down and somebody told me?

by Adam D Tue 05 May 2015, 5:17 pm

Rowley wrote:I once spoke to a Chuckle Brother on the phone, does it count even if I did not realise he was one until I put the phone down and somebody told me?

Did he keep handing the phone to his brother only for it to be handed back?

by Rowley Tue 05 May 2015, 5:25 pm

Unfortunately not, I suspect that would have given the game away.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 8:07 am

First.

King of the North. Lord Commander of the Culture Cup.

King of the Andals.

by **superflyweight** Wed 06 May 2015, 8:16 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:First.

King of the North. Lord Commander of the Culture Cup.

King of the Andals.

The Gimp!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 8:17 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:First.

King of the North. Lord Commander of the Culture Cup.

King of the Andals.

The Gimp!

Bring out the Gimp!

by kingraf Wed 06 May 2015, 8:33 am

Gave Trussy a rather emphatic put down last night, and it's reverberated across my entire day. Feeling good. Feeling imperious.

Turd

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 06 May 2015, 8:34 am

morning all - testing a quiz (fairly easy)

Connection please

1 Which short story by Edgar Allen Poe concerns a prisoner of the Spanish Inquisition?
2 Which Actor who co hosetd the academy awards in 2010 stars in TV show 30 rock and films such as Beetlejuice
and the hunt for Red October
3 What is the real name of the comic book super hero Deadpool?
4 Which Army rank is above Captain and below Lieutenant Colonel in the British Army?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 8:35 am

kingraf wrote: Gave Trussy a rather emphatic put down last night, and it's reverberated across my entire day. Feeling good. Feeling imperious.

Turd

That's like saying you beat a man with no legs in a running race.

by kingraf Wed 06 May 2015, 8:40 am

True Tiña, but you forget that this is a particularly unpleasantan with no legs

by **superflyweight** Wed 06 May 2015, 8:43 am

1. The Pit and the Pendulum
2 Alec Baldwin
4 Major

British PM's.

by Rowley Wed 06 May 2015, 8:43 am

Two is Alec Baldwin Rick

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 8:44 am

kingraf wrote:True Tiña, but you forget that this is a particularly unpleasant man with no legs

Trussy with no legs would look like remarkably like Jabba the Hutt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 06 May 2015, 8:46 am

1 Which short story by Edgar Allen Poe concerns a prisoner of the Spanish Inquisition? The Pit and the Pendulum - super
2 Which Actor who co hosetd the academy awards in 2010 stars in TV show 30 rock and films such as Beetlejuice
and the hunt for Red October? Alec Baldwin - super
3 What is the real name of the comic book super hero Deadpool? Wade Wilson
4 Which Army rank is above Captain and below Lieutenant Colonel in the British Army? Major - super

Cool this was a quick filler round so making sure is was not too tough Smile

by **superflyweight** Wed 06 May 2015, 8:49 am

Going to take a guess at Heath for Deadpool.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 06 May 2015, 8:51 am

It is Wade Wilson super, so right era...

by Rowley Wed 06 May 2015, 8:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:True Tiña, but you forget that this is a particularly unpleasant man with no legs

Trussy with no legs would look like remarkably like Jabba the Hutt.

Stop talking nonsense with Rafcox and get the quiz done Tina.

by kingraf Wed 06 May 2015, 9:01 am

It's statements like those that ensure you'll never enter the Kingraf Fave Five table Geoffrey

by Rowley Wed 06 May 2015, 9:05 am

You're not even a full member, a list produced by you means little to me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 9:09 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:True Tiña, but you forget that this is a particularly unpleasant man with no legs

Trussy with no legs would look like remarkably like Jabba the Hutt.

Stop talking nonsense with Rafcox and get the quiz done Tina.

It's a good image though.

I'm not doing the quiz until it has more people. And preferably some people not already Culture Cup participants.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 May 2015, 9:13 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:True Tiña, but you forget that this is a particularly unpleasant man with no legs

Trussy with no legs would look like remarkably like Jabba the Hutt.

Stop talking nonsense with Rafcox and get the quiz done Tina.

It's a good image though.

I'm not doing the quiz until it has more people. And preferably some people not already Culture Cup participants.

Don't look at me. I'm just the mascot.
I'm content to sniff an occasional poodle's arse and then have a quick lick of the puddle under the taps.

Definitely 1st Round to Jeff there...

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 06 May 2015, 9:17 am

Tino wrote:I'm not doing the quiz until it has more people. And preferably some people not already Culture Cup participants.

Do we need to go back to the boards from whence we came to recruit?

by Guest Wed 06 May 2015, 9:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:First.

King of the North. Lord Commander of the Culture Cup.

King of the Andals.

Unlike Galted who is merely King of the Sandals

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 9:19 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:I'm not doing the quiz until it has more people. And preferably some people not already Culture Cup participants.

Do we need to go back to the boards from whence we came to recruit?

It would be nice to have one or two people who aren't part of this deviant sub-community already, Rick.

by kingraf Wed 06 May 2015, 9:21 am

I'm not even a member. I also can't be bothered to enter a long drawn out competition

by **superflyweight** Wed 06 May 2015, 9:22 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:I'm not doing the quiz until it has more people. And preferably some people not already Culture Cup participants.

Do we need to go back to the boards from whence we came to recruit?

It would be nice to have or two people who aren't part of this deviant sub-community already, Rick.

I might be able to find a couple of girls along at the Pubic Triangle who might be interested. Probably cost me about £20 in private dances but am happy to be reimbursed by you all by cheque or postal order.

by **superflyweight** Wed 06 May 2015, 9:24 am

kingraf wrote:I'm not even a member. I also can't be bothered to enter a long drawn out competition

Don't put yourself down. Just the other day I was telling everyone else that I think you're a member .

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 9:26 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:I'm not doing the quiz until it has more people. And preferably some people not already Culture Cup participants.

Do we need to go back to the boards from whence we came to recruit?

It would be nice to have or two people who aren't part of this deviant sub-community already, Rick.

I might be able to find a couple of girls along at the Pubic Triangle who might be interested. Probably cost me about £20 in private dances but am happy to be reimbursed by you all by cheque or postal order.

Can I send a 4 pack of Tennent's instead?

by **superflyweight** Wed 06 May 2015, 9:28 am

Only if it's the old cans from the '80's with the half naked ladies on the side.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 06 May 2015, 9:29 am

kingraf wrote:I'm not even a member. I also can't be bothered to enter a long drawn out competition

Bit like your cricket team with their 3 match test series.....

by kingraf Wed 06 May 2015, 9:54 am

5-0 then?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 May 2015, 9:56 am

What about them? Let's move on...

A bit cool in the south here, raf. Bring your ear muffs and woolly scarf.

by kingraf Wed 06 May 2015, 10:20 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:What about them? Let's move on...

A bit cool in the south here, raf. Bring your ear muffs and woolly scarf.

Cheers mate. Quite excited now, so hopefully the weather does not play too big a downer. Anything from Melbourne to Perth happening 25 June-7 July particularly worth going to?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 May 2015, 10:25 am

The Russian nurse's birthday is on July 6th... but that's not much use for you to know if you'll be in Perth.

Not so familiar with what's happening in those other states. Check some websites (tourist, cultural, sporting, etc) and maybe you'll see something interesting.

by **superflyweight** Wed 06 May 2015, 11:17 am

The following sentence is taken from the invite to our office summer BBQ. I’m guessing that Adam Johnson won’t be interested.

“Other halves are welcome, but due to club rules unfortunately not under 16s.”

Shocked

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 11:23 am

superflyweight wrote:The following sentence is taken from the invite to our office summer BBQ. I’m guessing that Adam Johnson won’t be interested.

“Other halves are welcome, but due to club rules unfortunately not under 16s.”

Does it mean under 16 stones, perhaps? Are your company trying too hard to be politically correct so bloaters don't feel left out?

I'm guessing Mrs Fly is under 16 stone. Perhaps you could take Jeff instead?

by **superflyweight** Wed 06 May 2015, 11:41 am

I'm not taking anyone over 16 stone to a BBQ. It would be carnage.

by Rowley Wed 06 May 2015, 11:45 am

I can make most weekends fly.

by Guest Wed 06 May 2015, 11:51 am

Rowley wrote:I can make most weekends fly.

Make a change from making them drag by banging on about boxers who only fought in the pre-electric age

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 May 2015, 12:26 pm

A bag of sugar in each pocket and I'd be able to get in.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 12:46 pm

Union Cane wrote:A grain of sugar in each pocket and I'd be able to get in.

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 May 2015, 12:55 pm

by trottb Wed 06 May 2015, 1:12 pm

kingraf wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:What about them? Let's move on...

A bit cool in the south here, raf. Bring your ear muffs and woolly scarf.

Cheers mate. Quite excited now, so hopefully the weather does not play too big a downer. Anything from Melbourne to Perth happening 25 June-7 July particularly worth going to?

Harlem Globetrotters have a tour going on around that time. It's not quite as macho as action netball, but you may enjoy it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 06 May 2015, 1:16 pm

Union Cane wrote:A bag of sugar in each pocket and I'd be able to get in.

Sugar, Cane?

by Guest Wed 06 May 2015, 1:19 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Union Cane wrote:A bag of sugar in each pocket and I'd be able to get in.

Sugar, Cane?

It can't be beet.

by Adam D Wed 06 May 2015, 1:20 pm

I watched the Rocky marathon on Sky this weekend, as it was my birthday, not that any of you have offered to get me a cuppa.

Anyway, upon watching them, I noticed something that was so bleeding obvious but I hadnt really twigged to before. Paulie is one of the biggest d1cks in movie history.

In the first one, he pimps out Adrian to Rocky and then smashes up his apartment because he is drunk. he then sells advertising space on rockys gown.
In Rocky III, he gets jealous (again). Smashes up a Rocky pinball machine and basically acts like a sulky douche.
And to top it off, in Rocky V, he loses all of Rockys money.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 06 May 2015, 1:21 pm

The security are sure to caster glance at your bulging pockets.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 06 May 2015, 1:23 pm

Adam D wrote:douche.

Get out.

I expect it of RafCox, he is 12 years old.

You on the other hand, are supposed to be a grown man.

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