The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 09 Jun 2015, 7:56 am

First topic message reminder :

5. Civic

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:27 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:This is one of the most homoerotic starts to a CC Friday we have had.

And that is without Raf, worrying times.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:31 am

He's probably getting his passport photo as we speak.

Don't worry. He'll soon be a real man.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:32 am

I have a good dress sense. I just rarely wear anything that doesn't have diesel, white paint or grass stains on it.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:33 am

How is the lawn coming on LD?

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:34 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think having a hairy back is unacceptable.

Who would you say has the hairiest back of all CC members?

Got to be Jeff?

Although I reckon superfly has a good covering of ginge all over?

Jeff definitely and serialDave. Reckon Galted had a spine warmer but Galtova probably saw to that first (prior to moving on to his sh!t dress sense).

F*cking hell, michaels, have you installed a camera in one of our light fittings?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:34 am

That's haute couture here, sean. As you probably already know.

I was covered in tar last week. Blackseal. No water is going to get through me.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:How is the lawn coming on LD?

That's still a few months away. I was just getting some research done. Mid winter here... not much growth. Except around my groin.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:36 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:He's probably getting his passport photo as we speak.

Don't worry. He'll soon be a real man.

Raf is all man. Scratch g*lfer, dominating inside centre, stunning batsman, proficient basketball player, action netball. The lot. All this whilst finding time to sculpt an amazing physique and traveling round the entire African continent. And he is only 21. Don't know where he finds the time.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:37 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:That's haute couture here, sean. As you probably already know.

I was covered in tar last week. Blackseal. No water is going to get through me.

We got some new roll on covers for the cricket pitch and I decided to seal the gutters with an external multi purpose sealant. I looked like a leper for a month after that.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:41 am

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:That's haute couture here, sean. As you probably already know.

I was covered in tar last week. Blackseal. No water is going to get through me.

We got some new roll on covers for the cricket pitch and I decided to seal the gutters with an external multi purpose sealant. I looked like a leper for a month after that.

It's great when you get those specks close to your eyes. Looks cool I reckon.

I had to use a steel brush to scrape that sealant off. In the shower. It was so painful it was almost pleasurable.
The skin was ringing for hours afterwards but after a good night's sleep my skin had a wonderful lustre the next morning.

Raf would have been proud of me.

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:54 am

Has anyone seen Jules this morning. Really hope he is not experimental jazz pioneer Ornette Colman.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:56 am

Rowley wrote:Has anyone seen Jules this morning. Really hope he is not experimental jazz pioneer Ornette Colman.

Or WRASSLIN legend, Dusty Rhodes.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:56 am

Jules could be any one of the many coffin dodging celebs who have snuffed it this week.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:58 am

Jeff probably looked like Dusty Rhodes in the mid 90's.....

Spoiler:

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:01 am

I told you, I'm at Bilderberg. We're currently deciding on July's celebrity deaths.

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:20 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I told you, I'm at Bilderberg. We're currently deciding on July's celebrity deaths.

Any chance you can sort CJ on eggheads?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:22 am

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I told you, I'm at Bilderberg. We're currently deciding on July's celebrity deaths.

Any chance you can sort CJ on eggheads?

You mean CJ de Mooi?

http://www.demooi.co.uk/gallery.html

Look at the pictures, Jeff. Clever and a model. Is there nothing that man can't do.

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:23 am

seanmichaels wrote:Jeff probably looked like Dusty Rhodes in the mid 90's.....

Spoiler:

Think Jonah Hill, opening scene of 21 Jump Street

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:27 am

His biography is worth a read. He really is a monumental c*nt.

CJ wrote:Eggheads has gone on to become a phenomenon with over 1200 shows, 2 spin off series and a sell out book and board game. After taking 2 years out to establish his acting career, CJ returned to the show and was given his own series, Revenge of the Egghead where his shirts and acid wit were allowed free rein!

CJ de Mooi wrote:Then came The Weakest Link. Despite consistently being the strongest player he was the third voted off and launched into his now infamous rant in his post game interview. This immediately attracted national attention and the programme asked him back for a Bad Losers' Special which he won. A further 12 programmes across the channels invited him to take part giving him freedom to exercise his general knowledge and, as one executive tactfully described it, his 'refreshing forthrightness of opinion'

Jeff's mate CJ wrote:CJ is looking forward to the challenges of the future. Welcome to his site and hopefully you'll find it enlightening, intriguing and enjoyable!

by **superflyweight** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:28 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I told you, I'm at Bilderberg. We're currently deciding on July's celebrity deaths.

No need to be Moody, Jules.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:30 am

sorry, odd one out

1. If you're looking for a cheap sort, Set in false anticipation. Ill be waiting in the photo booth, At the underground station

2. She sees my good deeds, And she kisses me windy. I never worry, Now that is a lie

3. In through a doorway she brings me, White gold and pearls stolen from the sea, She is raging, She is raging. And the storm blows up in her eye

4. What have I become? My sweetest friend. Everyone I know Goes away in the end. You could have it all, My empire of dirt. I will let you down.

5. I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay. In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:32 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I told you, I'm at Bilderberg. We're currently deciding on July's celebrity deaths.

Any chance you can sort CJ on eggheads?

You mean CJ de Mooi?

http://www.demooi.co.uk/gallery.html

Look at the pictures, Jeff. Clever and a model. Is there nothing that man can't do.

He can't live past July 24th

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:35 am

2 is Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chilli Peppers, or All Saints if you prefer.

3 is Running to Stand Still U2

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:37 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Jeff probably looked like Dusty Rhodes in the mid 90's.....

Spoiler:

Think Jonah Hill, opening scene of 21 Jump Street

I watched that at the weekend. Is 22 Jump Street any good? Any good films on Netflix I should watch?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:38 am

seanmichaels wrote:sorry, odd one out

1. If you're looking for a cheap sort, Set in false anticipation. Ill be waiting in the photo booth, At the underground station

2. She sees my good deeds, And she kisses me windy. I never worry, Now that is a lie Jeff Under the bridge

3. In through a doorway she brings me, White gold and pearls stolen from the sea, She is raging, She is raging. And the storm blows up in her eye Jeff Running to stand still

4. What have I become? My sweetest friend. Everyone I know Goes away in the end. You could have it all, My empire of dirt. I will let you down.

5. I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay. In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane

by kingraf Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:39 am

4 is Hurt - Johnny Cash.

by Guest Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:39 am

seanmichaels wrote:sorry, odd one out

1. If you're looking for a cheap sort, Set in false anticipation. Ill be waiting in the photo booth, At the underground station

2. She sees my good deeds, And she kisses me windy. I never worry, Now that is a lie

3. In through a doorway she brings me, White gold and pearls stolen from the sea, She is raging, She is raging. And the storm blows up in her eye

4. What have I become? My sweetest friend. Everyone I know Goes away in the end. You could have it all, My empire of dirt. I will let you down.

5. I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay. In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane

4 is "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails or Johnny Cash if you prefer

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:39 am

4 is Hurt I think - Johnny Cash.

by kingraf Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:41 am

Too slow, bitches

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:44 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Jeff probably looked like Dusty Rhodes in the mid 90's.....

Spoiler:

Think Jonah Hill, opening scene of 21 Jump Street

I watched that at the weekend. Is 22 Jump Street any good? Any good films on Netflix I should watch?

Haven't watched any decent ones on there for ages. If you get the American version there are a lot more on including loads of mad mexican drug cartel films. Watched one called El Infierno the other week that was pretty good in a mental way.

by Guest Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:46 am

kingraf wrote:Too slow, bitches

Least I got the original f*cking artist

by Adam D Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:46 am

I dont think Moulin Rouge is on Netflix

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:48 am

Adam D wrote:I dont think Moulin Rouge is on Netflix

Get out of here.

by kingraf Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:50 am

DAVE667 wrote:
kingraf wrote:Too slow, bitches
Least I got the original f*cking artist

Given the fact that Sean stills thinks it's "anthropods", I think it's safe to assume he only knows the Johnny Cash cover. Also, the Cash cover is better.

by Guest Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:02 am

kingraf wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
kingraf wrote:Too slow, bitches
Least I got the original f*cking artist

Given the fact that Sean stills thinks it's "anthropods", I think it's safe to assume he only knows the Johnny Cash cover. Also, the Cash cover is better.

I agree, but it doesn't excuse you getting the original artist wrong...be told!

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:04 am

kingraf wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
kingraf wrote:Too slow, bitches
Least I got the original f*cking artist

Given the fact that Sean stills thinks it's "anthropods", I think it's safe to assume he only knows the Johnny Cash cover. Also, the Cash cover is better.

If you gonna be king of the hill, you can't make it at the cotton mill

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:22 pm

Just had a 30 minute chat with Biltong. Top bloke. We are on the same page about many things.

He sounds exactly like I thought he would. He's gone orf Zuper Rugby you know. Fair enough.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:23 pm

Lovely bit of plaice for lunch. Beautifully cooked. Squeezed a little bit of lemon juice on it, bit of black pepper.

Complimented it with some rice and salad. Date pudding for dessert.

Spoiled only by some French c*nt who came and sat on my table.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:24 pm

1 albino babyshambles

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:25 pm

Sean ed that one. Albion*

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:33 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Lovely bit of plaice for lunch. Beautifully cooked. Squeezed a little bit of lemon juice on it, bit of black pepper.

Complimented it with some rice and salad. Date pudding for dessert.

Spoiled only by some French c*nt who came and sat on my table.

She's clearly tired of seans hero worship of you and wants to find out if your fingering skills are really all that

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:53 pm

Is the link something to do with drugs Sean. Cash was obviously off his head, as was Pete Doherty and various chilli peppers. U2 might be the odd one out as the song is about being a drug addict.

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 1:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Lovely bit of plaice for lunch. Beautifully cooked. Squeezed a little bit of lemon juice on it, bit of black pepper.

Complimented it with some rice and salad. Date pudding for dessert.

Spoiled only by some French c*nt who came and sat on my table.

For f*ck's sake, Tino. Complimented/complemented is as bad as "lol" and "literally". Sort yourself out or I'll bully you.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 1:07 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Lovely bit of plaice for lunch. Beautifully cooked. Squeezed a little bit of lemon juice on it, bit of black pepper.

Complimented it with some rice and salad. Date pudding for dessert.

Spoiled only by some French c*nt who came and sat on my table.

For f*ck's sake, Tino. Complimented/complemented is as bad as "lol" and "literally". Sort yourself out or I'll bully you.

The stupid French idiot has discombobulated me, Galted.

Everyone here knows I sit on my own. Or very occasionally with Kim.

Now this new French bloke thinks he can take f*cking liberties and sit on my f*cking table.

He won't last long here, I can promise you that.

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 1:13 pm

'ope yer gave 'im a good shoeing. The slag!

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 1:16 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

He won't last long here, I can promise you that.

Vote UKIP at the next election Tina. A one way ticket back to Paris will teach him the error of his ways.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 1:19 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

He won't last long here, I can promise you that.

Vote UKIP at the next election Tina. A one way ticket back to Paris will teach him the error of his ways.

It’s alright, Jeff. Now I’m back at my desk, I’ve fashioned a shiv out of some cellotape and a ruler. I’m going to chib the b*stard right in his ugly face next time he goes to the lav.

Beret wearing c*nt.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Jun 2015, 1:22 pm

Rowley wrote:Is the link something to do with drugs Sean. Cash was obviously off his head, as was Pete Doherty and various chilli peppers. U2 might be the odd one out as the song is about being a drug addict.

Running to stand still, Hurt (9 inch nails), Under the Bridge, Not if you were the last junkie on earth (heroin is so passe - Dandy warhols) all about heroin.

Albion odd one out because it is about England and just sung by a smackhead.

by Rowley Fri 12 Jun 2015, 1:24 pm

Reasonable enough response. I am a creature of habit when it comes to lunch, if anyone was to screw with me having a jacket potato on Friday I dare say they would receive a similar punishment.

Did he attempt to make conversation? Were you reading, if so was his opening gambit what are you reading, if so he deserves to suffer, badly.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jun 2015, 1:27 pm

Rowley wrote:Reasonable enough response. I am a creature of habit when it comes to lunch, if anyone was to screw with me having a jacket potato on Friday I dare say they would receive a similar punishment.

Did he attempt to make conversation? Were you reading, if so was his opening gambit what are you reading, if so he deserves to suffer, badly.

Yes, he did make conversation. I nodded hello, passed him the pepper (or puppuur as he called it) and then pretended I was reading something on my phone.

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