The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 09 Jun 2015, 7:56 am

First topic message reminder :

5. Civic

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:05 am

Wake up Sean. You aren't in the boys toilet anymore

by **seanmichaels** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:33 am

what is wrong with kids (18-25yo) today? Hottest game of the year and not one of the smelly feckers had a post match shower.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:35 am

I'm preparing myself to be 50 in a couple of weeks. Body has long since given up on itself and the mind isn't far behind.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:what is wrong with kids (18-25yo) today? Hottest game of the year and not one of the smelly feckers had a post match shower.

Perhaps your reputation precedes you?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:39 am

I had 3 showers during the game on saturday....

by **seanmichaels** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:40 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm preparing myself to be 50 in a couple of weeks. Body has long since given up on itself and the mind isn't far behind.

Doubt I'll make 50

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 8:44 am

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm preparing myself to be 50 in a couple of weeks. Body has long since given up on itself and the mind isn't far behind.

Doubt I'll make 50

Won't have you talking like that sean. If I can, you can.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:19 am

You haven't made it yet though :-)

There was some good MILF on the tennis courts last night. I don't think I'm popular with them though as I called a bloke on the tennis courts a f-ing d!ckhead last week.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:55 am

I am sure that MILF/GILF/F**ing D**khead are not going to be uttterred too often at Wimbledon.

Though aledgedly the umpire in the Lian Broady game told his opponent to F*ck off or something similar...

by **seanmichaels** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:22 am

The bloke told me to switch my car radio off, I had only popped back for 20 seconds to get my phone off the roller.

by **Union Cane** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:30 am

Windows wound down on the Kia, "Barbie Girl" blaring out, I can picture it now.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:36 am

Union Cane wrote:Windows wound down on the Kia, "Barbie Girl" blaring out, I can picture it now.

Talksport actually

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:56 pm

Minestrone soup and salmon & cucumber sandwiches... Sh1te on here

by **seanmichaels** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 1:18 pm

i like a cucumber sandwich. just butter soggy white bread and cucumber

by **Union Cane** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 1:31 pm

Chicken & cheese sandwich
Some cake

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 1:44 pm

Ham & cheese sandwich
Pringles
Some cake

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 1:48 pm

Some cake sounds better than a pudding of "Sh1te on here"...

by **Union Cane** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 1:50 pm

What sort of some cake was yours Jules?

Mine was Battenburg.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 1:58 pm

I am dealing with an unadvised client a bit at the moment. Eastern European who works for Hedge Fund manager. Getting quite pally on emails and just thought I'd google her. Definitely would...... She is loaded as well....

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 2:15 pm

Union Cane wrote:What sort of some cake was yours Jules?

Mine was Battenburg.

Battenburg, eh? Nice. Lyons?

Mine was a Marble Half-Moon (with icing), by Dan-Cake.

by **Union Cane** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 3:19 pm

No, Kipling.

Not a fan of Lyons, terrible manager.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 6:41 am

Too nice to be in work, even at this time...

Fist

Morning all

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 7:29 am

Morning mate. I agree. Days gorgeous, the evenings more so and more tolerable so its not a total loss. I would prefer though to be sleeping in the garden

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 7:38 am

Ah well, almost the weekend, and Birthdays ahoy this week so should be some good times ahead

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 8:23 am

Word of today, the line that seperates the 2 numbers in a fraction is called a Vinculum

by **Galted** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 8:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:Word of today, the line that seperates the 2 numbers in a fraction is called a Vinculum

I've just checked on the internet and can confirm that this is correct.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 8:46 am

Excellent, would hate to be passing over shoddy facts...

I also learned that Tyromancy is a way of divining the future using cheese/curd

by Guest Wed 01 Jul 2015, 9:03 am

rick_dagless wrote:Excellent, would hate to be passing over shoddy facts...

I also learned that Tyromancy is a way of divining the future using cheese/curd

Whereas using a turd would be excremancy

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 9:08 am

DAVE wrote:Whereas using a turd would be excremancy

Or the boxing board?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 9:11 am

it is becoming incalescent outside. wouldn't want to go down on a fat bird in these conditions.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 9:44 am

sean wrote:wouldn't want to go down on a fat bird in these conditions.

Couldn't imagine Wincey Willis uttering those words...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 10:01 am

Fred Talbot?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 10:12 am

He was a gayer was he not?

John Kettley maybe

by **seanmichaels** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 10:19 am

yeah. he probably wouldn't go down on a fat bird in any weather.

in to my weather forecasting. have you ever seen the 'buckets full of c**ts' you tube video?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9K0ECtx_GM

by **seanmichaels** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 10:19 am

Alex Deakin it was

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 10:36 am

John Kettley is indeed a weatherman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD3eo63spaA

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 10:45 am

Jules wrote:John Kettley is indeed a weatherman

And so is Michael Fish

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 10:46 am

Haha not seen that before sean...

by **Union Cane** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 11:04 am

Michael Fish officially opened the Sea Life Centre in Great Yarmouth, it took me a long time to work out the relevance.

by **Union Cane** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 11:06 am

"Why would a weather presenter open the Sea Life Centre?" I thought....

by **Union Cane** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 11:06 am

"They don't have weather under water"

by **Union Cane** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 11:07 am

"And he's not local to Yarmouth, he's an Eastbourne lad"

by **seanmichaels** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 11:09 am

It is because his name is Fish I suspect.

by **Union Cane** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 11:12 am

Yes, I eventually reached that conclusion myself.

Wasn't there one called Bacon as well?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 11:17 am

Did Wincey Willis open the male fertility clinic?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 11:23 am

Never heard of Wincy Willis. Had to google it.

Schafernaker seems to be the Beebs go to man at the moment. Deakin probably still paying for the c-bomb.

Quite like Carol. Would love to rest my head between those milkers on a cold and windy night in the highlands.

by Guest Wed 01 Jul 2015, 1:27 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Never heard of Wincy Willis. Had to google it.

Schafernaker seems to be the Beebs go to man at the moment. Deakin probably still paying for the c-bomb.

Quite like Carol. Would love to rest my head between those milkers on a cold and windy night in the highlands.

Or Mad Lizzie or Diana the Green Goddess. ..kids these days, c*nts.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 1:48 pm

Ulrika would have got it but I expect she now has a fanny like a canoe. You wouldn't know whether to finger it or get in and row her.

© Frankie Boyle

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 2:44 pm

was it a car or a cat i saw - Is the only full English sentence that when read in reverse will be the same

by **seanmichaels** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 4:42 pm

Guess this will be the last we hear from Shah

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-33347117

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