The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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5. Civic

A bit OTT?

The animal was one of several to break free from its enclosure at Tbilisi Zoo last weekend, following severe flooding.

Earlier reports suggested the men may have been attacked by a lion.

Police later captured and killed the animal, which had been sheltering in a warehouse in the city.

Internal Affairs Minister Vakhtang Gomelauri said: "We tried our best to sedate the tiger, but it was not possible because the animal was too aggressive. So unfortunately we had to liquidate it."

Smoothies are all the rage nowadays

kingraf wrote:How does Ramadan work if you're in the Antarctic?

45th Parallel
Follow Saudi
or Just fast for 12 hours depending on denomination

There was kid a younger than us at school who used to do ramadan. His tuck box was a prize hit during that time. Fat b@stard needed to lose weight anyway.

You gotta be careful with fat bastards sean. There used to be one guy with serious weight and blood pressure problems stemming from thyroid issues. So he wasnt allowed to fast. Anyway boys being boys one guy thought it was funny to see him sitting with all the white lads ( all 6 of em) in the canteen and stuffing his face. Called him a fat pig being plumped by the baconites. So he flipped his lid and beat him unconcious then had a seizure and fell on top of his lap entire blubber oscillating like jelly.

They were henceforth known as the wheelbarrows

Great times

When does it start this year Shah, mate of mine used to do it when I was at the Civil Service, he copped for one bang in the middle of summer, so long days, he was suffering by the end of it.

Either tommorow or Friday mate. Its supposed to be a exercise in restraint empathy and humility but like everything else in religion its become a pious Wee weeing contest so they cant even decide which day its going to start and end.

Morning mofo's

Fist

Morning Rick O Hoop. How are you on this pollen filled morning

Not really noticed the pollen mate, so all good in the hood...

I remember once trying to drunkenly convince a mate of mine the hayfever was basically an STD.

I suppose that was also the last time anyone asked you to explain the birds and the bees to errant young men?

It is basically plant sperm causing a reaction, but yeah, I am probably not the best for "The Talk" which is one of the many reasons why I don't have kids, I feel that Tino is having my share so I am covered.

rick_dagless wrote:It is basically plant sperm causing a reaction, but yeah, I am probably not the best for "The Talk" which is one of the many reasons why I don't have kids, I feel that Tino is having my share so I am covered.

I both admire and despise your no gain, no pain policy.

I am also kid free rick, is nice to see.someone else on here is in that club.

Jeff wrote:I am also kid free rick, is nice to see.someone else on here is in that club.

There is nothing like getting home from work, and not seeing their smiling faces greeting you, until you don't have kids you just wouldn't understand that pure joy you get from not having kids...

Morning Jeff

ShahenshahG wrote:Either tommorow or Friday mate. Its supposed to be a exercise in restraint empathy and humility

I sometimes try to drink carling or fosters as an exercise in restraint. < 4% makes such a difference the next day.

Rowley wrote:I am also kid free rick, is nice to see.someone else on here is in that club.

Make it 3. I actually wouldn't want kids now anyway.

rick_dagless wrote:

Jeff wrote:I am also kid free rick, is nice to see.someone else on here is in that club.

There is nothing like getting home from work, and not seeing their smiling faces greeting you, until you don't have kids you just wouldn't understand that pure joy you get from not having kids...

Morning Jeff

My personal highlight is not seeing their little faces light up on Christmas morning opening all the ridiculously over priced gifts they have received and I have bankrupted myself to purchase. That and being able to go for a pint whenever I want.

Jeff wrote:My personal highlight is not seeing their little faces light up on Christmas morning opening all the ridiculously over priced gifts they have received and I have bankrupted myself to purchase. That and being able to go for a pint whenever I want.

Not having kids does make Christmas that little bit more special, not having to deal with excitment leading up to it and instead spending it having a great time in the pubs with your friends and the expendable income...

Or wiping the little feckers's arses clean....... Was in the Poopie in B&Q at the weekend and a little kid was in the cubicle next door. I had a running commentary of how to properly clean it from his old man. Put me off my stride.

That's because you're not supposed to have a w*nk in public toilets; you nonce

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:That's because you're not supposed to have a w*nk in public toilets; you nonce

Ignore them, michaels, w*nking in public is the sign of a healthy libido.

I used to have a glorious w*nk each afternoon on the 16.24 Orpington service between London Bridge and Hither Green.

seanmichaels wrote:Or wiping the little feckers's arses clean....... Was in the Poopie in B&Q at the weekend and a little kid was in the cubicle next door. I had a running commentary of how to properly clean it from his old man. Put me off my stride.

Why? We're you wiping your arse from side to side. Still you must have been strangely proud when the dad in the next cubicle said, "Come on son, you're making a complete Michaels of this bum wiping lark!"

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:I am also kid free rick, is nice to see.someone else on here is in that club.

Make it 3. I actually wouldn't want kids now anyway.

I think i'd have killed myself if you'd said otherwise. All you lot are old and will be dead by the time michaels' kids inherit the Earth, but i'd have to witness their incestuous world domination.

Perfect age. Much younger and I would be like you and all the other skinny jean/converse'd, self harming c*nts who can't pull their trousers up properly

Nice little bunsen at Ascot.

Never worn converse or skinny jeans in my life. You're the Brits abroad, white vest and Carlsberg generation, Fever Pitch and Definitely, Maybe.

Never too hot for a waterproof jacket. I had the same Spiewak jacket that Tim Burgess wore at Knebworth.

Fist.

Morning

Morning Shah - were you up all night eating?

morning borat, morning rab.

Morning cumbucket.

that is uncouth.

Morning all.

Morning Jeff. Busy weekend planned? Radox, working on the 2 incher?

superflyweight wrote:Morning Shah - were you up all night eating?

Na had some samosas at 930 then an egg and cress sandwich with a packet of monster munch. About 220 am.

Didn't notice the fast till the very end

watched american sniper last night. not sure whether it was good or terrible

seanmichaels wrote:Morning Jeff. Busy weekend planned? Radox, working on the 2 incher?

Got to go to Ali's Granddad's and weed his garden tomorrow, 40th for someone I don't particularly care for on Sunday. She is out tonight though so you may be fairly accurate for that. Yourself

No women in the office today, so three blokes all having a bash at being the "alpha" male. It's tiresome already (only came in at 12pm) and I predict it will end badly for someone.

No Friday fun today?

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Morning Jeff. Busy weekend planned? Radox, working on the 2 incher?

Got to go to Ali's Granddad's and weed his garden tomorrow, 40th for someone I don't particularly care for on Sunday. She is out tonight though so you may be fairly accurate for that. Yourself

8 x Oranjeboom waiting patiently in the car. Will probably take it fairly easy tonight as cricket tomorrow and captain has given up his 15 year opening birth for me.

Think I agreed last week to take missus to Wisley on Sunday but weather looks to be shi'ite.

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Morning Jeff. Busy weekend planned? Radox, working on the 2 incher?

Got to go to Ali's Granddad's and weed his garden tomorrow, 40th for someone I don't particularly care for on Sunday. She is out tonight though so you may be fairly accurate for that. Yourself

8 x Oranjeboom waiting patiently in the car. Will probably take it fairly easy tonight as cricket tomorrow and captain has given up his 15 year opening birth for me.

Think I agreed last week to take missus to Wisley on Sunday but weather looks to be shi'ite.

*berth*

yeah thought so.

I just assumed he'd given his first daughter to you, and the cricket part of the story was about grass on the wicket.

Fist

Morning bitches

Morning Shah, acceptable weekend?

Sicond

Yes thanks. Only one night shift manged to finish painting, made some furniture and completed a lot of chores that needed to be done but needed some effort on my part. Just one of those weekends where everything seemed to go my way even in things I usually don't have patience for.

Yours?

Not too bad cheers, I have the mother up with me at the moment, so house full and much head pecking but all good in the hood.

I see the new cup is taking the standard amout of time to sort out...

rick_dagless wrote:Not too bad cheers, I have the mother up with me at the moment, so house full and much head pecking but all good in the hood.

I see the new cup is taking the standard amout of time to sort out...

I thought you'd be more sympathetic seeing as you're on retainer for his injury claims.