The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 09 Jun 2015, 7:56 am

First topic message reminder :

5. Civic

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 4:45 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Guess this will be the last we hear from Shah

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-33347117

Whereas we'll find it difficult to ever hear the last of you

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11709766/Peppa-Pig-childrens-show-should-have-gay-characters-Lib-Dem-candidate-suggests.html

by **seanmichaels** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 4:51 pm

Thought George was a poof?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 5:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:

Thought George was a poof?

Wishful thinking on your part maybe

by **Galted** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 5:42 pm

Made two important discoveries today.

1 - when combined, a disgusting espresso from the coffee machine near my desk and a disgusting hot chocolate from the coffee machine near my desk not only exactly fill one of the polystyrene cups provided, but are quite delicious

2 - when the angry Kiwi gets in all red-faced from the heat wearing a pair of shorts, it's best not to tell him that the gay pride parade has already taken place as this is liable to cause one an afternoon of verbal abuse

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 5:46 pm

hahahaha

by Rowley Wed 01 Jul 2015, 8:57 pm

Galted wrote:
2 - when the angry Kiwi gets in all red-faced from the heat wearing a pair of shorts, it's best not to tell him that the gay pride parade has already taken place as this is liable to cause one an afternoon of verbal abuse

I saw the Gay Pride parade Saturday. Got off the tube to explore the second hand book shops of Charing Cross Road (cheers for the tip Galted, got a lovely biography of Randolph Turpin I may almost certainly read) and it dropped is near the main stage/starting point. Caught me well of guard, the only parades we tend to have in Rotherham are the EDL, the homo-eroticism in those type is very much more repressed.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 9:20 pm

You'll have to explore all the books I keep in my garage for my online shop when you're down for my birthday party Jeff.

by **Galted** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 10:45 pm

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:
2 - when the angry Kiwi gets in all red-faced from the heat wearing a pair of shorts, it's best not to tell him that the gay pride parade has already taken place as this is liable to cause one an afternoon of verbal abuse

I saw the Gay Pride parade Saturday. Got off the tube to explore the second hand book shops of Charing Cross Road (cheers for the tip Galted, got a lovely biography of Randolph Turpin I may almost certainly read) and it dropped is near the main stage/starting point. Caught me well of guard, the only parades we tend to have in Rotherham are the EDL, the homo-eroticism in those type is very much more repressed.

Glad you had some success book-wise, would probably take a few days trawling through all the basements.

Don't forget identity parades, you're probably having loads of those at the moment.

by **Galted** Wed 01 Jul 2015, 10:46 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:You'll have to explore all the books I keep in my garage for my online shop when you're down for my birthday party Jeff.

May I come to your birthday party please Julius?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 7:40 am

Morning all

Fist

by **seanmichaels** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 8:10 am

Morning.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 8:13 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:You'll have to explore all the books I keep in my garage for my online shop when you're down for my birthday party Jeff.
May I come to your birthday party please Julius?

Everyone's invited Galted. I thought I'd already made that clear.

Morning all. Slightly cooler today - widens the field of women sean is willing, but very unlikely, to sh@g.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 8:20 am

I was hearing there is some serious clunge in London at the moment. Unfortunately in Bracknell where I work, the tight fitting shorts / crop top combo makes them look like a rolled shoulder of pork.

by **Galted** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 8:48 am

Thanks Julius. I wad aware but, due to my unbearable sense of srlf-importance I prefer to be invited personally.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 9:06 am

Is it fancy dress?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 9:19 am

Yes it is sean. Everyone has to come dressed as their favourite Marx Brother.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 9:37 am

Jules wrote:Yes it is sean. Everyone has to come dressed as their favourite Marx Brother

I may come as Scott Ruffalo.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 9:47 am

I may ask Galted if I can borrow some of his khaki gear and come as Steve Irwin.

by Rowley Thu 02 Jul 2015, 9:56 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Yes it is sean. Everyone has to come dressed as their favourite Marx Brother.

I'll come as Richard.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 10:22 am

Sadly Jeff, there is a 'no mullet' restriction in place.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 10:25 am

I was looking forward to coming as Zeppo.

So glad you all survived the heatwave yesterday. Bloody freezing here...

by **seanmichaels** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 10:26 am

I swear I left her by the river
I swear I left her safe and sound
I need to make it to the river
And leave this old nebraska town

by Guest Thu 02 Jul 2015, 11:35 am

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Yes it is sean. Everyone has to come dressed as their favourite Marx Brother.

I'll come as Richard.

Or his brother, Skid!

by Rowley Thu 02 Jul 2015, 1:03 pm

Anyone want to take bets on how long the ISIS thread lasts in the off topic section, I'll give it an hour, tops.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 1:29 pm

14:32 for the final post

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 1:54 pm

I've already closed one of their threads today where OneTwo was doing his best to edge on to racism, but the ISIS one is somehow less controversial so far

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 1:59 pm

Murray ripping through his man like a mod through ONETWO's threads...

by Rowley Thu 02 Jul 2015, 2:00 pm

It's boiling up nicely, Rick's prediction is looking extremely strong.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 2:01 pm

I'm staying away, a watched thread never boils....

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 2:22 pm

michaels over there doing my work for me, that's the spirit.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 2:27 pm

5 minutes...

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 2:30 pm

not happening, though onetwo has just called fatlad a racist

by **seanmichaels** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 2:46 pm

Hope Jules wasn't Val Doonican......

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 2:53 pm

I let OneTwo off with so much cos he was once very nice to me, but hes getting on my jubblies today

by **seanmichaels** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 2:53 pm

Bloody Hell, just reading BBC sport and there is a photo of Mark Webber's missus Ann Neal. I had to google her to make sure. I probably would but jeeesus she must be a different gear in the sack to snaffle an F1 driver.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 2:54 pm

You could of stopped that at 14:32 Dolph me old china plate...

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 2:59 pm

I couldnt give you the satisfaction. I'm a snide, cruel man.

Also, do you think Dave has got to Tino? I'm worried

by **seanmichaels** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 3:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Huey Morgan is a fat b*stard these days.

Saw the Fun Loving Criminals live once, they were alright. He is a good front man.

Is he known as a great guitarist? I have no idea about who is good and who isn't.

Just wondered why he was chosen as a judge, other than being a funny guy.

I know northerners don't have / can't afford Waitrose but there is a nice little interview with Huey in the free weekend magazine this week.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 3:32 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I couldnt give you the satisfaction. I'm a snide, cruel man.

Also, do you think Dave has got to Tino? I'm worried

Tino is away. He is in Hong Kong. I miss him.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 02 Jul 2015, 3:43 pm

2 weeks of sex tourism.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 03 Jul 2015, 6:17 am

Dolph wrote:I couldnt give you the satisfaction. I'm a snide, cruel man.

Also, do you think Dave has got to Tino? I'm worried

Fair enough mate, I think DAVE has got to Tino, and has made a deal for him to check out possibilities in the sex tourism areas of Hong Kong...

Fist

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 03 Jul 2015, 7:18 am

Good morning Slick Rick, Gorgeous morning, Sun out, gentle breeze, Blue Sky and ... people running away from wasps. Hows it going for you so far. I bet serialDave is called sporadicDave over there as the prostitutes are increasing at a rate that renders his cull akin to a man emptying out a sea with a sieve.

by kingraf Fri 03 Jul 2015, 7:26 am

Morning bitches

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 03 Jul 2015, 7:30 am

Shah wrote:I bet serialDave is called sporadicDave over there as the prostitutes are increasing at a rate that renders his cull akin to a man emptying out a sea with a sieve.

#

SOCIALLYAWAREDAVE - assisting the population surge

I am good cheers man, though overcast at the moment, expecting it to be cracking the flags later on and I have a series of celebratory activities over the weekend with a cariety of friends, so all is good in the world, how is your shaping up?

Morning Raf, long time no see...

by kingraf Fri 03 Jul 2015, 7:38 am

Morning Rick. Yeah, I was with the Antipodes until two days ago. Been on now and then, but generally not during Culture Cup hours/the Culture Cup was a little boring.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 03 Jul 2015, 7:40 am

Fair enough, did you have a good old time? I am assuming not Culture rules were broken and you were not hanging around TLD'd new pool?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 03 Jul 2015, 7:43 am

Morning parlourRAF nice to see you back. Just going to kill a few hours at work Rick. My manager has decided now that i'm earning an already obscene amount for what little work I do already do that he wants to throw money at me for doing even less in even more hours. Bit like you but less paperwork so working all weekend.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 03 Jul 2015, 7:45 am

Living the dream Shah, now you just need some minions for the more menial stuff and you can do no actual work...

by kingraf Fri 03 Jul 2015, 7:50 am

Was a great time. Lots of sea and sand at Perth. Was a little flat, but the jet skiis were pretty bad ass. I was pleasantly surprised by the fact that my driver's license was valid there, meaning I could do some of my own driving around.

Didn't meet LD, he must have been busy.

by kingraf Fri 03 Jul 2015, 7:51 am

Hello Shah. I haven't seen my barber for a month now, so you'll be pleased to hear that I look positively scruffy.

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