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Last day at work this week. In that London to see The who at Hyde park tomorrow. Staying Saturday as well, might call to see Galted.
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rick_dagless wrote:super wrote:Rick - we also need to avoid alumni events in Dundee. Should be safe enough as I only ever hang about in the bushes beside the tennis courts when I go back to the University.
Agreed, we have probably past transgressed also super, even if it just passed out outside Belmont Halls...
TinoIs Dundee a Uni particularly set up for lawyers?
It has a very well thought of red brick law dept Tino, and is (was?) then only place that specialises in both English and Scottish law...
I see. Thanks.
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I'd consider that a triple bogeyRowley wrote:Last day at work this week. In that London to see The who at Hyde park tomorrow. Staying Saturday as well, might call to see Galted.
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Rowley wrote:Last day at work this week. In that London to see The who at Hyde park tomorrow. Staying Saturday as well, might call to see Galted.
You can come and watch me play cricket if you want Jeff? Triple header this weekend.
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Think I am going to the Imperial War Museum Saturday Sean.
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You can come and see me, Jeff? I'm only 50 minutes on the train from London. We can go for a walk in the countryside. See if we can find Daniel and Rachel?
I don't wear Gore-Tex or Hi-Tecs and have the added bonus of not being Sean.
I don't wear Gore-Tex or Hi-Tecs and have the added bonus of not being Sean.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You can come and see me, Jeff? I'm only 50 minutes on the train from London. We can go for a walk in the countryside. See if we can find Daniel and Rachel?
I don't wear Gore-Tex or Hi-Tecs and have the added bonus of not being Sean.
He doesn't like cottaging.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You can come and see me, Jeff? I'm only 50 minutes on the train from London. We can go for a w*nk in the countryside. See if we can find Daniel and Rachel?
I don't wear Gore-Tex or Hi-Tecs and have the added bonus of not being Sean.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:and have the added bonus of not being Sean.
Or Top Hat, those things are both important to me.
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michaelsed...
Just about to go on lunch, but anyone have a quiz for later?
Just about to go on lunch, but anyone have a quiz for later?
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seanmichaels wrote:Rowley wrote:Last day at work this week. In that London to see The who at Hyde park tomorrow. Staying Saturday as well, might call to see Galted.
You can come and watch me play cricket if you want Jeff? Triple header this weekend.
Shah must be working himself up into a frenzy over which dildo joke to choose from.
I'm off on holiday from this evening (of up to the Highlands for a week) but will no doubt be back for the end of the Culture Cup.
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superflyweight wrote:
but will no doubt be back for the end of the Culture Cup.
That is more accurate than I am comfortable with.
I am off to Hong Kong next week and won’t be back till the 13th July. Lots of time for people to vote, that’s the positive spin I am putting on it.
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superflyweight wrote:Sex tourism?
I sincerely hope so.
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I just got Klopped at the corner shop near the office -
'Look mate innit, dis guy come in every day n ting and he look just like Klopp innit.'
'Look mate innit, dis guy come in every day n ting and he look just like Klopp innit.'
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seanmichaels wrote:I just got Klopped at the corner shop near the office -
'Look mate innit, dis guy come in every day n ting and he look just like Klopp innit.'
Did he also see the hundreds of young prefects queuing up behind and get the impression you're a jobcentre?
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Have you ever tried picking up your teeth with a broken arm?
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You shouldn't have refused "entry" to that prefect then he wouldn't have broken you arm...he'd still have kicked your teeth out so you could give them head without the risk of catching their helmets though...or just because you're a c*ntseanmichaels wrote:Have you ever tried picking up your teeth with a broken arm?
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DAVE667 wrote:You shouldn't have refused "entry" to that prefect then he wouldn't have broken you arm...he'd still have kicked your teeth out so you could give them head without the risk of catching their helmets though...or just because you're a c*ntseanmichaels wrote:Have you ever tried picking up your teeth with a broken arm?
David, what are you going to do for a face when King Kong wants his ar5e back?
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Given you apparently look like Jurgen Klopp, I'd suggest not throwing those stones, Seany. Can imagine you on the pull, leering after anything would leave any women/prefect thinking they'd been slipped some mind altering drugs.seanmichaels wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You shouldn't have refused "entry" to that prefect then he wouldn't have broken you arm...he'd still have kicked your teeth out so you could give them head without the risk of catching their helmets though...or just because you're a c*ntseanmichaels wrote:Have you ever tried picking up your teeth with a broken arm?
David, what are you going to do for a face when King Kong wants his ar5e back?
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I once said that to an old bird (60+) in the admin team in my last job. She was crying with laughter. Bought me a drink for it.
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Always welcome, Jeff.Rowley wrote:Last day at work this week. In that London to see The who at Hyde park tomorrow. Staying Saturday as well, might call to see Galted.
We can listen to the House of Love while we ridicule the many films that fail to reach our demanding standards in cinema. Given that it's the height of summer we can wander around Greenwich giving tourists wrong directions or possibly mugging them as a lesson.
I'm fairly sure that the angry Kiwi is going to see The Who so if you see a short bald furious man with a purplish head be sure to ask him if he's from Australia.
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Will do Galted. Once he has calmed down and screamed at me he is from New Zealand I'll ask him if he managed to make it to any of the one dayers over the summer.
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Good choice of conversation starter. Be sure to comment on Joe Root's excellent performances throughout the series.
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Or look down your nose at him and say, why dont you stick to kangaroo spotting
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Or ask him why none of the All Blacks are from New Zealand (not true I know, and probably not that safe a ground if we are talking about the "English" cricket team but stil...)
Morning Shah, how goes the south?
Morning Shah, how goes the south?
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Not bad my friend. Am here all day today so a little annoyed but otherwise well. Looks like a colder day so I'll annoy all the staff by leaving the fire doors open and watching them like a hawk while sharpening the cutlery. And yourself?
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All good here hoping to get off relatively early to head back over the Pennines to see the old man for a beer, so should be a good weekend all in all, just have to ride the rising tide of idiocy in it's many forms at the work place, and if i get through it without throwing hot coffee in someones face in pure disgust then I will take that as a win!
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Got heavy acid reflux and have just been given a statistical task that requires collation of data from four incompatible systems for reasons unknown and over an undefined period. Then I have to separate them into departments, sub departments and F*ck knows what else. Next three months ruined. RUINED I TELL YA
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rick_dagless wrote:Or ask him why none of the All Blacks are from New Zealand (not true I know, and probably not that safe a ground if we are talking about the "English" cricket team but stil...)
Morning Shah, how goes the south?
The south Sea Island All Blacks?
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ShahenshahG wrote:Got heavy acid reflux and have just been given a statistical task that requires collation of data from four incompatible systems for reasons unknown and over an undefined period. Then I have to separate them into departments, sub departments and F*ck knows what else. Next three months ruined. RUINED I TELL YA
I can help. That is my job. Export to excel and use VLOOKUP to compare the data. 5 minutes.
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Morning Tino/sean
All about the Pivot tables shah....
All about the Pivot tables shah....
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rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino/sean
All about the Pivot tables shah....
What time are you planning on reaching the Motherland, RiCK? I think the weekend is set fair. You should head to The Bears Paw with your arl man and have a few beers in the garden.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino
Morning Shah.
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Sadly sean these are security systems incompatible with anything resembling a good f*cking idea. Plus the data has been entered by m*rons that are referred to in polite company as receptionists. They don't put in the data in a uniform way and the cross referencing has to be done by hand as each has to be checked by a third system - which does export to tables but its no f*cking use as the other data would have to be retyped in to use it. But thank you all the same.
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Tino wrote:What time are you planning on reaching the Motherland, RiCK? I think the weekend is set fair. You should head to The Bears Paw with your arl man and have a few beers in the garden.
Seems like a sound plan, but I will be most likely in Northwich for around 6 ish and then off to Pickmere later to visit other friends, the problem with not going back so much is that it turns into a mad rush to get to see everyone...
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino
Morning Shah.
All well in the Rowley household?
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ShahenshahG wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino
Morning Shah.
All well in the Rowley household?
Jeff and TSMR have gone to London to watch Simon and Garfunkel so I have had a good root through TSMR underwear draw. I am currently sitting in Jeff's favourite chair wearing his dressing gown and eating a bowl of Cheerios.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino
Morning Shah.
All well in the Rowley household?
Jeff and TSMR have gone to London to watch Simon and Garfunkel so I have had a good root through TSMR underwear draw. I am currently sitting in Jeff's favourite chair wearing his dressing gown and eating a bowl of Cheerios.
Be careful not to damage his gown. he'll need it for the sack race on sunday
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Our train does not leave till 11. However you're more than welcome to come round and have a root around Tina. Should warn you all her best underwear will be packed away for London so what you'll be left with is anyone's guess.
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Morning b!tches,
Currently waiting for a PC who is on attachment to my office today. He's now an hour late which technically doesn't bode well for his career with the WYP however, his tardiness is actually in keeping with the current practices being adopted by most officers. To cheer myself up I'm just reading an email from my wife about a colleague who has tripped walking up the stairs and pour hot soup all over her own face.
Currently waiting for a PC who is on attachment to my office today. He's now an hour late which technically doesn't bode well for his career with the WYP however, his tardiness is actually in keeping with the current practices being adopted by most officers. To cheer myself up I'm just reading an email from my wife about a colleague who has tripped walking up the stairs and pour hot soup all over her own face.
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If you can't find that amusing Dave you're clearly not taking enough joy in life.
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Just discussing it in the office. You know those famed/made up Japanese corporate buffets where they have a gorgeous naked blonde covered in sushi? This would be the Bradford version, a middle aged woman slung on a table whilst strangers wander over and dab pieces of bread on her face
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Rowley wrote:Our train does not leave till 11. However you're more than welcome to come round and have a root around Tina. Should warn you all her best underwear will be packed away for London so what you'll be left with is anyone's guess.
Are you expecting to get some then?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:Our train does not leave till 11. However you're more than welcome to come round and have a root around Tina. Should warn you all her best underwear will be packed away for London so what you'll be left with is anyone's guess.
Are you expecting to get some then?
I don't think Rowley can afford ladies underwear at London prices
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:Our train does not leave till 11. However you're more than welcome to come round and have a root around Tina. Should warn you all her best underwear will be packed away for London so what you'll be left with is anyone's guess.
Are you expecting to get some then?
I consider it a possibility. Tonight probably won't happen as I'll be spectacularly drunk, but if a day wandering round the second hand book shops of Charing Cross Road and then the Imperial War museum is not enough to get her in the mood I struggle to imagine what will.
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If she's not interested, you can take me round the books shops on Charing Cross Road instead and I will give serious consideration to letting you have a sneak peek at my Hampton. it's unlikely to happen as I would very quickly be wandering of to dispatch southern hookers but I'm just letting you knowRowley wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:Our train does not leave till 11. However you're more than welcome to come round and have a root around Tina. Should warn you all her best underwear will be packed away for London so what you'll be left with is anyone's guess.
Are you expecting to get some then?
I consider it a possibility. Tonight probably won't happen as I'll be spectacularly drunk, but if a day wandering round the second hand book shops of Charing Cross Road and then the Imperial War museum is not enough to get her in the mood I struggle to imagine what will.
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