The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 09 Jun 2015, 7:56 am

First topic message reminder :

5. Civic

by Rowley Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:56 am

Cheers Dave, always nice to have a back up plan.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:57 am

DAVE wrote:Just discussing it in the office. You know those famed/made up Japanese corporate buffets where they have a gorgeous naked blonde covered in sushi? This would be the Bradford version, a middle aged woman slung on a table whilst strangers wander over and dab pieces of bread on her face

Think I have been to one of those at the Etap DAVE, something about a dripping sarnie coated in wrinkle sweat...

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:00 am

Captain poo finger has been spotted

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/uruguay/11697775/Uruguay-star-Edinson-Cavani-sent-off-for-slapping-Chile-defender-who-inserted-finger-into-his-bum.html

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:05 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Captain poo finger has been spotted

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/uruguay/11697775/Uruguay-star-Edinson-Cavani-sent-off-for-slapping-Chile-defender-who-inserted-finger-into-his-bum.html

That isn't Andy. No chance. He looks like he weighs about the same as one of Andy's legs.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:23 am

michealsed that right up boys...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:24 am

rick_dagless wrote:michealsed that right up boys...

Nothing like some anal fingering to end a thread, RiCK.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:31 am

Tino wrote:Nothing like some anal fingering to end a thread, RiCK.

It does appear to be the natural conclusion to many CC topics Tino...

by **seanmichaels** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:42 am

Is a bird 'ringing the doorbell' acceptable?

Once had a debate with the landlady at my old local about this as my flatmate had it done the night before and loved it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:55 am

sean wrote:my flatmate had it done the night before and loved it.

By you?

by **Union Cane** Fri 26 Jun 2015, 1:43 pm

Dreadful on here today.

by Guest Fri 26 Jun 2015, 2:25 pm

and very disturbing

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 26 Jun 2015, 2:27 pm

DAVE667 wrote:and very disturbing

Plans for the weekend Serial? Other than dismembering prossies.

by Guest Fri 26 Jun 2015, 2:33 pm

Fence needs painting and I've got 21 5x5 panels that need doing. Hoping the wife is taking the kids to her mother's for, as my daughter calls it, a "sleepover" so I can crack on. You know when you have your sh!t together and your system in place and you're in the zone...well, kids screaming "Daddy, I've got that paint in my eyes" tends to disturb the work flow and I'm one of these people that if I get it into my head that I want something or need to do something, I have about three weeks to complete the mission or I lose interest.

Wanted a new jacket a while back and was forever searching shops and looking online for the jacket I had in my mind's eye. Couldn't find it, gave it up as a bad job and bought some sh!t thing from the Supermarket to tide me over. That was last year!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat 27 Jun 2015, 7:48 pm

Least I know Tino will be happy that the boys in the band were back on stage at Glastonbury yesterday

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 6:50 am

Fist!

I hope SerialDAVE enjoyed his Idol KANYE at Glastonbury although he was probably a little dampened by the absence of a full blown BON JOVI

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 6:57 am

'sup Shah

Did you watch Glastonbury? Not seen much of it myself.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 7:02 am

Na but it was the first item on many newspapers and websites, not as if there was something more newsworthy over the last few days Rolling Eyes

How the devil are you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 7:13 am

Very well Shah, pretty good weekend, managed to avoid Kanye whilst avoiding any kind of work whatsoever, though having both the mother and the missus in a flat which is not used to being covered in wench is starting to become tiresome!

How was yours mate?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 7:22 am

It was tolerable. Got some rest in which was pleasant but I think i'm suffering from some illness and getting an appointment with the docs is proving a little difficult.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 7:24 am

Man flu? Or is it the AIDS? Either one, I feel for you as both are the worst things known to man...

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 7:37 am

HA! Sadly neither. Just some mildly irritating symptoms such as dry mouth, heavy arms and legs and tiredness at random moments

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 7:48 am

Also a pain, as not sick enough to get any kind of usable sympathy, but irritating enough to knock you off the old stride...

Still if it is the heatwave this week, may well sweat it out...

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 8:20 am

I have a sore throat and a broken body. Sun is shining though...

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 8:25 am

How did the cricket go sean?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 8:31 am

rick_dagless wrote:How did the cricket go sean?

seanmichaels wrote:I have a sore throat and a broken body. Sun is shining though...

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 8:32 am

lost on saturday, pitch i prepped had nothing for the bowlers we got 220 odd and at one stage they were 210-0. Got a couple of late wickets but soundly beaten.

Yesterday was a good laugh. Met up with a few old friends. Few beers, lunch in the canteen! Beat the staff comfortably then lost to the 1st choice old boys team who were too good. Lot of emotions for me going back, loved that place and hadn't been back for 18 years.

3 games in a weekend is a tough ask for me though

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 8:44 am

Sounds like a good do to be fair, my high school was a sh!!t hole so no wish to go back there...

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 8:49 am

Very jealous of kids at the 16-17 age. All the 18th parties coming up, long summers, young chicks....

Has Jeff been moonlighting on his trips to London?

http://www.606club.co.uk/

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 8:59 am

That place looks painfully hipster, they are bound to have an eclectic variety of Jazz, Jeff would love it...

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 9:56 am

There was a visitor to my workplace whose name was introduced by his colleague as David Rowley. David then corrected him and said actually it's Rowley.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 10:01 am

Speaking of... Where is everyone?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 10:03 am

I'm busy ~~working from home~~ getting myself psyched up for Wimbledon.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 10:12 am

Ah of course...

Who do you think for this year Jules, Murray looks to have, potentiall, a tough run to the final.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 10:43 am

Should be some skantily clad milf on the tennis courts at the club as it warms up this week. I think you're either a lover or a hater but those skirts and vests probably add 20% to a bird for me. I like the big thighs....

by Rowley Mon 29 Jun 2015, 10:44 am

I'm still off work so have better things to do with my time. Went to the Imperial War Museum in London, terrific place. Also went to a James Bond exhibition at the National Film Museum. Not sure it would be for everyone but for a Bond geek like me was terrific.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 11:05 am

Jeff wrote:better things to do with my time.

Modding the off topic section?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 11:26 am

rick_dagless wrote:Ah of course...

Who do you think for this year Jules, Murray looks to have, potentiall, a tough run to the final.

I think Murray could do it again this year. And let's not forget the ladies...our Hev, Johanna Konta, and Laura Robson, finally back playing. For sean's benefit, all 3 will be wearing short skirts.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 11:41 am

Laura Robson is posh filth. She would go like the clappers.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 11:44 am

Heard Marion Bartoli on Talksport last week and thought she sounded fit. Just googled her and I probably wouldn't.

by Guest Mon 29 Jun 2015, 11:53 am

How do....painting finished but not before I fell off the ladder and broke a bone in my foot. In plaster for six to eight weeks. ..

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 12:00 pm

Ha. I did that when I was 15. Round about this time of the year. Itches to buggery

by **Union Cane** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 12:21 pm

Was 'Itches' one of the prefects?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 12:31 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Heard Marion Bartoli on Talksport last week and thought she sounded fit. Just googled her and I probably wouldn't.

Pretty sure you would.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 12:34 pm

DAVE667 wrote:How do....painting finished but not before I fell off the ladder and broke a bone in my foot. In plaster for six to eight weeks. ..

Sorry to hear that DAVE. I take it you're now out of the Ashes squad then?

by Guest Mon 29 Jun 2015, 12:42 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:How do....painting finished but not before I fell off the ladder and broke a bone in my foot. In plaster for six to eight weeks. ..

Sorry to hear that DAVE. I take it you're now out of the Ashes squad then?

Fraid so but am now in prime position to take advantage of the new home delivery service being offered by the City's prostitutes. May take slightly longer to butcher and disposal may prove problematic but never let it be said that I don't welcome a challenge. Also being unable to move with any speed grace or purpose means I'm likely to be signed by Liverpool FC shortly.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Jun 2015, 12:57 pm

The Bradford Braincracker

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 6:52 am

Fist.

Another lovely day ahead. But with it comes Hayfever. I'm regretting not having martyred myself as my body is preparing itself to pass 30 years of age. Thrice in a week the first thing I 've talked about is some affliction or other.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 6:57 am

Have you started making noises when you get up or bending down Shah?

It is a slippy slope...

Sicond

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 7:33 am

Aye. The cracking of the knees and back while getting out of the seat and the involuntary grunts when trying to settle down. Also the sigh of relief when taking my shoes off that i've managed to do it without getting a cramp

by **seanmichaels** Tue 30 Jun 2015, 7:50 am

Your hampton dribbling when you tuck it away after a lash.

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