The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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WADAW.

Its hard to call which section is the softest; rugby, boxing and tennis have some absolute sissies between them.

I'll have you know that Rowley doubles as Penguin so please stop having digs at his softness

Way over my head that one.

5. Some good answers, argon, swim bladder.

Now checking out some massive cans.

Have spent the evening setting up a Twitter account, not sure I understand it fully.

I joined twitter to tell jaques kallis he was fooling no one and was indeed a genuine slaphead

Time well spent Sean

Raf is going to murder you for that disrespect Sean. Watch out for exploding hair curlers and acidic hotpants. Sent him some potent mixes for his Journalistic work progress in exchange for propaganda.

I fully expect the USS Nimitz to be ram raided by a fluorescent orange jet ski laden with fertiliser in the next few weeks....

seanmichaels wrote:I fully expect the USS Nimitz to be ram raided by a fluorescent orange jet ski laden with fertiliser in the next few weeks....

Be good for your sod farm wouldn't it?

ShahenshahG wrote:Raf is going to murder you for that disrespect Sean. Watch out for exploding hair curlers and acidic hotpants. Sent him some potent mixes for his Journalistic work progress in exchange for propaganda.

Really amusing watching the news team find a balance regarding ISIS. Owned by Hindus, so they really wanna put the knife in, but anti imperialist, so they don't wanna make the West look like victims.

Sconed.

Morning Raf. You work for hindus eh? I've got some Idols I can sell them.

Morning.

Morning. Finished the Matrix Trilogy last night. Bit underwhelmed at the end.

ShahenshahG wrote:Sconed.

Morning Raf. You work for hindus eh? I've got some Idols I can sell them.

I don't know how religious they are, but I'm pretty sure a British Muslim represents the nadir of humanity for them, so it probably isn't a good idea.

I wanted to get you promoted via the process of elimination. This time next year you'll be the CEO

Morning Tino.

Quite a stunning admission that you'd like to bum the leadr of Plaid Cymru Shah. I probably would if she tucked her chins in a bit.

ShahenshahG wrote:I wanted to get you promoted via the process of elimination. This time next year you'll be the CEO

Would be a meritious achievement given the amount of Guptas you'd need to off.

Still, you'd almost certainly be a national hero if you killed enough Guptas to make me CEO. Less because you'd have made me CEO, more because you killed off the Gupta empire.

Morning all. Bad performance on UC last night, watched it this morning. Not a good idea, far too difficult to watch when half awake.

Rowley wrote:Morning all. Bad performance on UC last night, watched it this morning. Not a good idea, far too difficult to watch when half awake.

It was was 90% gibberish last night. I got every reasonable question correct for a total of 5. Argon, Monopoly ans Swim bladder are the ones I can remember.

I would have bummed the bird from Kelloggs though.

Moribund

There is a lot of it going around Jules.

seanmichaels wrote:I would have bummed the bird from Kelloggs though.

You'd have to watch out for coco pops.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Moribund

Hahaha. I don't suppose you understand punjabi Julius?

seanmichaels wrote:Quite a stunning admission that you'd like to bum the leadr of Plaid Cymru Shah. I probably would if she tucked her chins in a bit.

Prefer warm thighs hence my preference for Northern birds.

Best pop my head over the parapet before 12. 

When's your JFK thread gonna turn onto the brother, Jeff? I'm excited to see the extension of theories.

ShahenshahG wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Moribund

Hahaha. I don't suppose you understand punjabi Julius?

Err, no. Why?

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Best pop my head over the parapet before 12. 

When's your JFK thread gonna turn onto the brother, Jeff? I'm excited to see the extension of theories.

Not really down to me Dolphin. I field the theories as they come. Am still reeling a bit from the Illuminati appearing, who could have predicted such a thing?

Moribund means "my a*sehole" in punjabi if translated literally. If translated in context it's means bullsh*t or GOSPEL. Thought you'd done it on purpose.

windows is a moribund...

Used to have an indian mate. He always used to say (phonetically) dilly pandy as an expression of dismay / aghast (perhaps too strong). What does it mean shah?

I'm not sure about dilly but pandy is like broken. Usually used like "youve had it" kinda way so aghast is probably right

I can see Julius is going to have a fun day on this site.

Rowley wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Best pop my head over the parapet before 12. 

When's your JFK thread gonna turn onto the brother, Jeff? I'm excited to see the extension of theories.

Not really down to me Dolphin. I field the theories as they come. Am still reeling a bit from the Illuminati appearing, who could have predicted such a thing?

I wonder if I can throw in the Stonecutters from the Simpsons and OneTwo will either get the reference or believe they're a secret society.

Just keep him away from the free masons. Only recently have they been taken as a real threat don't let that crackpot near the topic.

Hope Sean gets the chance to look over some of the ladies picked in the Solheim Cup. Some in there that would make me interested in girls playing golf.

Rowley wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Best pop my head over the parapet before 12. 

When's your JFK thread gonna turn onto the brother, Jeff? I'm excited to see the extension of theories.

Not really down to me Dolphin. I field the theories as they come. Am still reeling a bit from the Illuminati appearing, who could have predicted such a thing?

They could.

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went jubblies up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Just thrown a bag of unlit fireworks into the labour leader thread. One of them will touch it.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Hope Sean gets the chance to look over some of the ladies picked in the Solheim Cup. Some in there that would make me interested in girls playing golf.

Yep, some lovely touchs in there although that jock Catriona Matthew looks like a pug licking vinegar off a razor blade.

I think Europe will do well to win this one. The Yanks look strong and Paula Creamer is a real stayer.

Oh Julius, I'm not even sorry for arguing with Haddie, but if you could be a Dad to the tennis section and stop me it would be a good move. She's a terror and I don't even feel guilty.

First.

the worst.

Morning Ho.

Morning all...

Morning brothers.

Got a flat viewing lined up this week. Studio sort of thing in a pretty little village. Shag pad for sure.

Best of luck mate. Maybe one day you'll shag an animate object instead of inanimate ones

ShahenshahG wrote:Best of luck mate. Maybe one day you'll shag an animate object instead of inanimate ones

Jeff and windows can't wait to hear the stories. They love them.

They live vicarously through you

that was the word i was looking for....