The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:19 am

First topic message reminder :

WADAW.

by Adam D Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:45 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:NICKELBACK and WWF. The sake of f*ck.

Jeff, I'm off to 606v3 for a while. See you over there.

The World Wildlife Fund have nothing to do with this Tina, and I'm worried that you have such a disdain for them. What's a panda ever done to you?

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by Rowley Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:NICKELBACK and WWF. The sake of f*ck.

Jeff, I'm off to 606v3 for a while. See you over there.

Understandable Tina, mention you know Galted over there. He is a pretty big wheel around those parts, it will open a lot of doors for you.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:48 pm

I wanna know who Doug is.

by Alistair Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:49 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:49 pm

seAnmicHaels wrote:I wanna know who Doug is.

Galtova.

by Alistair Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:50 pm

seAnmicHaels wrote:I wanna know who Doug is.

Foreigner?

by Adam D Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:52 pm

I wanna know what love is.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seAnmicHaels wrote:I wanna know who Doug is.

Galtova.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:53 pm

I thought he only had one imaginery friend and now he springs Doug on us.....

Speaking of which, where is Cane?

Spoiler:

by Adam D Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:54 pm

orange shirt, right of the picture

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:56 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:NICKELBACK and WWF. The sake of f*ck.

Jeff, I'm off to 606v3 for a while. See you over there.

The World Wildlife Fund have nothing to do with this Tina, and I'm worried that you have such a disdain for them. What's a panda ever done to you?

Tino can't answer your post at the moment.

He is currently at 606v3 where the real men (and occasionally Galted) hang out.

Please leave a message.

Oh, didn't realise it was one of those sites.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:58 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:NICKELBACK and WWF. The sake of f*ck.

Jeff, I'm off to 606v3 for a while. See you over there.

The World Wildlife Fund have nothing to do with this Tina, and I'm worried that you have such a disdain for them. What's a panda ever done to you?

Tino can't answer your post at the moment.

He is currently at 606v3 where the real men (and occasionally Galted) hang out.

Please leave a message.

Oh, didn't realise it was one of those sites.

Its a front, it redirects to

http://england.shelter.org.uk/get_advice/domestic_abuse/domestic_abuse_against_men

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:03 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:NICKELBACK and WWF. The sake of f*ck.

Jeff, I'm off to 606v3 for a while. See you over there.

The World Wildlife Fund have nothing to do with this Tina, and I'm worried that you have such a disdain for them. What's a panda ever done to you?

Tino can't answer your post at the moment.

He is currently at 606v3 where the real men (and occasionally Galted) hang out.

Please leave a message.

Oh, didn't realise it was one of those sites.

Its a front, it redirects to

http://england.shelter.org.uk/get_advice/domestic_abuse/domestic_abuse_against_men

www.meetallfourofShah'swives.com

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:07 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:NICKELBACK and WWF. The sake of f*ck.

Jeff, I'm off to 606v3 for a while. See you over there.

The World Wildlife Fund have nothing to do with this Tina, and I'm worried that you have such a disdain for them. What's a panda ever done to you?

Tino can't answer your post at the moment.

He is currently at 606v3 where the real men (and occasionally Galted) hang out.

Please leave a message.

Oh, didn't realise it was one of those sites.

Its a front, it redirects to

http://england.shelter.org.uk/get_advice/domestic_abuse/domestic_abuse_against_men

www.meetallfourofShah'swives.com

Rowley has already met all 7 of them. They were delighted to meet a movie star and I was delighted with the very reasonable price he offered for their papers.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:07 pm

More to the point, the excellent link between my quiz answers was elements of the periodic table. Gold, titanium, Mercury (Queen), Lithium, Copper (The Police) and Nickel.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:09 pm

That really was excellent Dolphin.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:10 pm

This'll cheer you up, Tina. The word "kayfabe" has been added to the Oxford (US) dictionary

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/kayfabe

by Rowley Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:10 pm

Always happy to help. Getting Sean's ladyboy over from Bangkok is proving tricky but I'll get there in the end.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:11 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This'll cheer you up, Tina. The word "kayfabe" has been added to the Oxford (US) dictionary

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/kayfabe

Goon.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:This'll cheer you up, Tina. The word "kayfabe" has been added to the Oxford (US) dictionary

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/kayfabe

Goon.

Goon of Fortune is an Australian drinking game between any number of individual people. The name of the game is a spoof on the TV show Wheel of Fortune.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:13 pm

Rowley wrote:Always happy to help. Getting Sean's ladyboy over from Bangkok is proving tricky but I'll get there in the end.

Are you sure he will want used goods?

by Alistair Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:15 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:More to the point, the excellent link between my quiz answers was elements of the periodic table. Gold, titanium, Mercury (Queen), Lithium, Copper (The Police) and Nickel.

I wanted to say Periodic Table bit I felt 'Copper' was pushing it...

music

1) 'Cause everybody hates a tourist, Especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh.
2) Fatal attraction is holding me fast, How can I escape this irresistible grasp?
3) My head is stuck on something precious let me know, If you're coming down to land
4) Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head?

music

by Rowley Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:16 pm

I have to receive payment one way or another Shah, this isn't a charity. You agreeing to spare me was payment enough from you.

by Rowley Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:19 pm

1 Common People Pulp

by Alistair Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:21 pm

Correct.

by Alistair Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:37 pm

I see i've cleared this place out in record time.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:41 pm

If you could start making up anecdotes about women you've shagged and men you've bested and the odd racist remark. Sean will become obsolete

by Alistair Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:48 pm

I remember getting it on with Lulu once. Met her in the unisex bathroom of an old Texaco garage. Gary Barlow was driving her round, her licence may have been revoked due to her age. Either way, i told the tubby sod to take his beard, his charitable persona and angel like voice and do one. I'd just chucked 27p in the charity box and was feeling it. Told him i was going to relight Lulu's fire without petrol, just my 4" luncheon roll and a tiny amount of spit. It was like a slip and slide by the time i'd managed to wipe the misfire from the toilet seat.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:50 pm

Just the racism left

by Adam D Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:52 pm

Alistair wrote:I remember getting it on with Lulu once. Met her in the unisex bathroom of an old Texaco garage. Gary Barlow was driving her round, her licence may have been revoked due to her age. Either way, i told the tubby sod to take his beard, his charitable persona and angel like voice and do one. I'd just chucked 27p in the charity box and was feeling it. Told him i was going to relight Lulu's fire without petrol, just my 4" luncheon roll and a tiny amount of spit. It was like a slip and slide by the time i'd managed to wipe the misfire from the toilet seat.

I genuinely have a lulu anecdote.

I was sat behind her on a plane a few years ago which lost all cabin pressure causing the masks to fall from the panel above. Scary stuff. Lulu looked quite fit for her age.

by Alistair Thu 27 Aug 2015, 4:55 pm

Her, Felicity Kendal and Helen Mirren.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 27 Aug 2015, 5:57 pm

Adam D wrote:
Alistair wrote:I remember getting it on with Lulu once. Met her in the unisex bathroom of an old Texaco garage. Gary Barlow was driving her round, her licence may have been revoked due to her age. Either way, i told the tubby sod to take his beard, his charitable persona and angel like voice and do one. I'd just chucked 27p in the charity box and was feeling it. Told him i was going to relight Lulu's fire without petrol, just my 4" luncheon roll and a tiny amount of spit. It was like a slip and slide by the time i'd managed to wipe the misfire from the toilet seat.
I genuinely have a lulu anecdote.

I was sat behind her on a plane a few years ago which lost all cabin pressure causing the masks to fall from the panel above. Scary stuff. Lulu looked quite fit for her age.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I don't believe this at all

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 6:47 am

Morning all, looks like the CC membership drive has proved to be successful.

Fist

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 7:18 am

Morning Rick. Nothing more enjoyable than a drive to Heathrow on a Friday morning. Hitting traffic at 6am was quite depressing

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 7:19 am

Nice...

Business or pleasure Dolph? Hopefully you will miss the drive back...

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 7:32 am

The business of picking up my missus who has been back home in Australia for the past 5 weeks.

I feel incredible right now as I just Picasso'd the car park toilets and lost about 5 stone doing so. Light as a feather now.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 7:38 am

Well every cloud in that case Dolph, and you don't have to deal with the aftermath...

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 7:48 am

Being tired does make me grumpy though. Never realised how much I detested those people in suits who hold up signs with names on at the airport. I'm trying to work out what I have a rational problem with but I think the answer might just be that I'm a d*ckhead

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Aug 2015, 7:50 am

I am also a d*ckhead.

Morning all.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 7:56 am

I find I have very little tollerance these days, and have turned into a right d*ckhead.

Morning Tino

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 7:58 am

Morning Tina. Just bought a chicken, bacon and edamame wrap. Not got a clue what edamame is.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 7:59 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I feel incredible right now as I just Picasso'd the car park toilets ...

You drive a Citroen?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:00 am

Dolph wrote:Morning Tina. Just bought a chicken, bacon and edamame wrap. Not got a clue what edamame is

I think it is a film a bit like Harry Potter in space...

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:00 am

Soy beans Dolphin

morning gents

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:02 am

'sup Shah, why so late these days?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:08 am

Soy beans. That's acceptable. I can imagine they will add nothing but texture. Why I keep eating spinach with every meal; it tastes like nothing but gives some extra bulk.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:08 am

I'm even more boring than usual in the mornings

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:17 am

Where is everyone today? Or has Tino triggered a diaspora to V3

by **seanmichaels** Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:20 am

Rowley wrote:Always happy to help. Getting Sean's ladyboy over from Bangkok is proving tricky but I'll get there in the end.

Not being racist or owt but I don't find orientals at all attractive. Apart from Jenson Button's missus but she is a half n half like my niece.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:23 am

rick_dagless wrote:Where is everyone today? Or has Tino triggered a diaspora to V3

What does that mean?

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